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    Well it has been spoken of in hushed tones over the past few months so i think it's time we see a show of hands for the inaugural west aussie ozgolf champs.
    I was thinking of a date along the lines of November 7&8 (due to my own selfish needs and requirements) down at Mandurah-18, Binningup-9 Saturday & Bunbury-18 Golf Course on the Sunday.

    Things like entry fee for prize money as well needs discussion.
    Let's hope this gets off the ground a little easier than the Matchplay did. There both great formats and both need everyone's support to be succesful, so c'mon y'all can I get a BOORAH!

    Hands Up

    1. adlo (We) confirmed
    2. Johnny Canuck (We) confirmed
    3. idgolfguy (We) confirmed
    4. simmsy (We) confirmed
    5. Tourfit (We) confirmed
    6. Yossarian (we) confirmed!
    7. Zeusgolf - Rebjon (we) confirmed
    8. Gavin - My brother (90% firmed for Mandurah - has to bring his daughter though, but shes good girl no hassels there, ok.)

    PM me if you want your name on the list for the w'end trip.

    Ok, it looks like we've got a bit of an outing happening here which should be great.
    Now lets start sorting out the turkey - This is worked out for the weekenders, daygo's could perhaps just put in for NP's on the day they turn up.

    Are we happy to play Stableford?
    Par sux and Yossarian can't count past 7 so strokes out!


    Prizes??

    Are we all happy to put some cash in the hat and divvy up 1st & 2nd
    we could have 1 x Np on each 9 which tallies 5 allup.

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    There will be 7 in the entire w'end so we will all be putting in $40 each for prizes?


    The breakdown of money will be (edited 3rd Nov) -

    7 punters x $40 = $280

    1st place Nett S'ford Points - $100 & a bottle of RED compliments of TourFit
    2nd - $50 & Golfing Gift Voucher (Thanks to ADLO) & 6 pack of Yoss exotic beer (Emu Export probly)
    3rd - Bottle of Red & 6 pack of Corona
    Total - $150

    5 x NP's @ $15 each pin
    = $75

    That comes to $225 with $55 left over for a carton or something for Adlo's family for putting up with us for the night.

    Any day trippers (MW or my brother) can put in $10 to be put towards the NP on the course that they play.

    So make sure you all bring your money to pay me my winnings! Try and make sure you have some fivers in your kitty so we're not stuffing around too much when it comes to divvy up on Sunday.

    THE MEGAWATTY PLATE - AWARDED TO LOWEST PUTTS OVER THE THREE ROUNDS!!
    MW has kindly donated a console (game or PC game) which will go to lowest putts total over the 45 holes.
    If you wipe a hole it counts as 2.5putts!

    NOVELTY "PRIZES"

    TourFit "PISS POOR PUTTER AWARD" has donated a custom fitted putter to MOST PUTTS (NO TANKING TOLERATED)
    ADLO has put up 1 dozen Callaway iX pills for the FIRST EAGLE of the comp.
    JC has donated 1 dozen Callaway Diablo pills for the first to make 2TWO's in the one round or hit Yoss in the berries! In fact I will put up another $50 if someone hits Yoss in the berries with a fully fledged shank!
    SIMMSY is putting in 100 clams for anybody who jags an ACE (only 1 prize on offer) declarations are important!
    TourFit (again) has put up a bottle of JW RED label TO BE FOREVER KNOWN AS THE "YOSSARIAN HANDICAP" FOR LAST PLACE WITH S'ford Points.
    THE IDG LONG JOHN SPOON AWARD - 7th hole at Binningup - PRIZE ALLOCATION PENDING
    ZEUSGOLF ENCOURAGMENT CUP - Best 9 holes s'ford score at any course. - PRIZE ALLOCATION PENDING


    JC's wonderful mother in law was nice enough to "donate" and ugly-assed "Maxibon" polo shirt that says "Maxibon, for biters, not lickers".

    It's black, with lovely red and white striping from the neck, all the way down to the bottom.

    Whoever has bit it the most and is in last place after Mandurah, MUST wear it at Binningup.

    Whoever is in last place after Mandurah and Binningup combined, MUST wear it on Sunday.

    It must be worn on top, no putting it under another shirt or vest.


    NTP @ B'up will be the 9th RHS pin placement
    Back markers will be used on all holes at B'up.
    Choose your own pin on the 5th @ B'up.

    NTP's:

    Mandurah CC: 3 and 17
    Binningup: 9 (right flag)
    Bunbury GC: 1 and 10
    Last edited by simmsy; 5th November 2009 at 05:59 PM. Reason: more changes than my golf bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post


    Simmsy you will probably need me at some stage to pick you golf ball out of the cup, what with your dicky knee.

    And to pull girls.

    But I have never played any of these course, except pinjarra which was quite nice. So I'll let you guys decide and stick to posting pictures.

    Oh and I can afford fuel, all the girls I mentioned earlier tend to shower me with gifts and cash donations.
    1) A stalker
    2) A homophobe
    3) AND a gigolo

    All this is causing you to be the hacker you are...

    ...give up this profligate lifestyle and concentrate on your swing and your game, get some decent equipment and BECOME A GOLFER...not just a pretender !!!

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    Good job idgolfguy.

    The way I see things, we have six confirmed for the weekend, with TourFit a maybe. Golfnut is in pencil. Don't go sticking that pencil anywhere funny Golfnut.

    A few day trippers might make up some numbers, but it looks like there would be no more than 3 groups of golfers. I will assume the day trippers will play the Saturday, but obviously they are welcome on the Sunday as well. Whatever suits them, as long as we have numbers and we don't exceed 12 players at Mandurah CC.

    OzGolfers we have not heard from: topdog (I think he is overseas?), Veefore, Bruce Dickinson, qbnchopper..... any others?
    Naturally grippy

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    Officially, I am no longer a maybe...COUNT ME IN !!!

    ...(and count how many will drop out??)

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    Have a nice weekend TourFit.....
    Naturally grippy

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    Quote Originally Posted by adlo View Post
    Have a nice weekend TourFit.....




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    Predictable hybrid boy...haven't you got something better to do??

    Like repair a fridge! (Easier than fixing your swing for sure...)

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    TourFit, by November 7 I will be swinging the club as well as any of my good mates...... Greg Normal, Ernie Eels, Jack Nicklas, Andy Garcia, Geoff Ogrevy.... you name it. You're going down buddy.

    Oh, and idgolfguy, hiring a Van might be an idea. TourFit can drive all his clubs down that way. We'll all take cars.
    Last edited by adlo; 8th September 2009 at 01:41 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adlo View Post
    TourFit, by November 7 I will be swinging the club as well as any of my good mates...... Greg Normal, Ernie Eels, Jack Nicklas, Andy Garcia, Geoff Ogrevy.... you name it. You're going down buddy.

    Oh, and idgolfguy, hiring a Van might be an idea. TourFit can drive all his clubs down that way. We'll all take cars.
    Should have gone for Jerry Garcia for extra lulz Adlo...you're slipping!

    Looks like this concept has more legs than the matchplay at least!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TourFit View Post
    1) A stalker
    2) A homophobe
    3) AND a gigolo

    All this is causing you to be the hacker you are...

    ...give up this profligate lifestyle and concentrate on your swing and your game, get some decent equipment and BECOME A GOLFER...not just a pretender !!!

    Hey I've got nice crubs, just can't swing them for shit

    I am not sure they make vans big enough for that many clubs adlo. And then he'd have to choose which ones to play with, and tell us about them and so on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfnut View Post
    Hmmmm....I like the sound of the weekend thing....just got back from Dunno last Sunday and on the way back to Perth I mentioned in passing to the wifey that it would an awesome road trip to go down and play a few courses over a weekend with the lads.....Lets just say it didn't go down as well as expected but if I start working on her now I could be a good chance. So i'll put my hand half way up simmsy.

    Played Dunno Lakes while down there and really enjoyed it....their Sat comps start from about midday which means an early hit is no probs.

    Our friendship is still a little new for that kind of kaper GN! but by the time we have a couple of drinks down Bunbury, well if you play your cards right bigboy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adlo View Post
    Oh, and idgolfguy, hiring a Van might be an idea. TourFit can drive all his clubs down that way. We'll all take cars.

    Semi trailer...van not big enough !!!!

    Hybrid balls...I WON'T bring down any other clubs than the ones I need to kick yo' ass.

    I'll spare you guys the run down...some of you though, have already had itwhile visiting me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmsy View Post
    Our friendship is still a little new for that kind of kaper GN! but by the time we have a couple of drinks down Bunbury, well if you play your cards right bigboy!

    LOL.....you wish jelly fish!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfnut View Post
    LOL.....you wish jelly fish!!!!
    Well...with your hand halfway up Simmsy, that'll be a good description of how he'll feel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TourFit View Post
    Semi trailer...van not big enough !!!!

    Hybrid balls...I WON'T bring down any other clubs than the ones I need to kick yo' ass.

    I'll spare you guys the run down...some of you though, have already had itwhile visiting me.

    Clearly I will win this thing. Will have an AGU handicap soonish. Bout 30. Then learn to play golf. Protect handicap. Profit.

    Better than man hoing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    ......Will have an AGU handicap soonish......
    How are you going about this Yoss?
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    He is joining Bunbury GC I believe Golfnut.
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    I am indeed, they said no problemo about the seconder, just send the application.

    And that the course is better than hartfield.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I am indeed, they said no problemo about the seconder, just send the application.

    And that the course is better than hartfield.
    They also have a nice big parking lot to park the trailer on family day.

    You ever played Bunbury to compare it to Hartfield or just trying to fire up the old man?




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    It is a far superior track, but it is too far a drive for old man simmsy and his 40 kmh max speed.

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    I hate getting stuck behind him on the drive down too!









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    Old man look at my life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by adlo View Post
    Good job idgolfguy.

    The way I see things, we have six confirmed for the weekend, with TourFit a maybe. Golfnut is in pencil. Don't go sticking that pencil anywhere funny Golfnut.

    A few day trippers might make up some numbers, but it looks like there would be no more than 3 groups of golfers. I will assume the day trippers will play the Saturday, but obviously they are welcome on the Sunday as well. Whatever suits them, as long as we have numbers and we don't exceed 12 players at Mandurah CC.

    OzGolfers we have not heard from: topdog (I think he is overseas?), Veefore, Bruce Dickinson, qbnchopper..... any others?


    Adlo are you coming around to my way of thinking are you??

    I honestly don't mind where we play but i thought we could play Mandurah as it is a good track and we're pretty much driving past it on the way to Bunbury.
    I am happy to play Harvey or where ever as long as it is atleast as good as Bunbury and Mandurah. Is Capel a chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    It is a far superior track, but it is too far a drive for old man simmsy and his 40 kmh max speed.

    I've just finished driving 9 hours straight then completed a survey and report then driving 9 hours back home tomorrow young fella. You would still be asking your Mummy for directions onto the freeway you muppet, let go of mummy's apronstrings


    I expect Bunbury to be a pretty damned good track by the way, the thing that dissapoints me about it is that they obviously don't give a rats @rse about who they let join if they let "missing links" like you join!!

    Will you get your h/c cards in in time Yoss, who can you suck up to, to sign your cards.
    Adlo don't sign his cards and we play him off scratch for the champs, he's going to throw the anchor on his 3 cards.

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    Simmsy you are such a bitter bitter old man. With your last outing vs PAR I would be more worried aboot you throwing out the anchor

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    it's hard throwing the anchor when you can only go out .1 each time


 

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