Does purchasing iron covers make you gay?

[oldmannoodles]

I won a set of iron covers for a nearest the pin once. Awkward situation. I was too polite to refuse them, too straight to use them, and too embarrassed to give them away. To quote Shaun MiCallef from his underappreciated late night tv talk show; "Into the BIN!"

[IanO]

Damn it! I have been using them for months and didn't realise I was gay. Won't my wife be surprised.

[markTHEblake]

The perfect iron covers for the discerning Ozgolfer.
http://contact.ebay.com.au/ws1/eBayI...m=260409845762

[adlo]

Why bring this back from the dead Blakey?!?

[zacdullard]

Especially with a link that doesn't work.

[MegaWatty]

Zac....BED!

[zacdullard]

Yes mum. I just finished reading my whole english book from front to back tonight in order to be ready for my first day at school tomorrow.

[MegaWatty]

Jebus! Hope you don't get the fuzzies!

[LarryLong]

The perfect iron covers for the discerning Ozgolfer.

I was almost turned gay by the sheer manliness of those iron covers. Awesome!

[adlo]

Link did not work Blakey.

Try again

[markTHEblake]

Larry Long figured it out - obviously he is man enough.

Manly Iron Covers for Ozgolfers.

[live4golf]

This is cool, I get to be a newb on this site and crap on about stuff I am all crapped out of elsewhere.

iron covers are NOT gay. clatter marks on my beautiful and loyal Mizuno's ARE gay.

[Dazza]

iron covers are NOT gay. clatter marks on my beautiful and loyal Mizuno's ARE gay.

Adds a bit of charm if you ask me.

[Ferrins]

You can talk Dazza with your gay bag with individual holes for each club. I'm curious to know when the transition happened from acceptable for ladies to have this style of bag to become a norm for men. I remember being mocked for using a Kinn bag at Kooralbyn and then I start playing after a 10 year spell and every second bloke has these divider bags.

[Dazza]

You can talk Dazza with your gay bag with individual holes for each club.

Hi, my name is Dazza. And I used to use a Caddyrack.
I've made some big changes in my life, and I now use a 14 way cart bag.

[Ferrins]

Caddyracks are cool

[Dotty]

No-one has mentioned the acrylic koala and shark iron covers yet ...

http://www.proline-sporting.com.au/p...3&cat=8&sub=16

[MegaWatty]

If I use them on my clubs when they are travelling on the plane, am I only gay when I'm on the plane?

[Johnny Canuck]

that is allowed watty. i borrow simmy's iron covers whenever i am flying the clubs somewhere. they come off as soon as the plane lands though.

[LarryLong]

that is allowed watty. i borrow simmy's iron covers whenever i am flying the clubs somewhere. they come off as soon as the plane lands though.

That's only because the baggage handlers pull them off to have a few swings on the tarmac with your irons.

And your driver.

[Johnny Canuck]

I think this thread has to be resurrected in honour of Simmsy.

Old Man River started yesterday's round with an umbrella in a holder on his buggy (similar to what you generally see from asian ladies), as well as with a pink ball.

He then started the round with a cold top that went about 80m, due to aid from a cart path and a big hill and into a hazard.

Thankfully, there were no iron covers in sight.

He then finished his round with a light beer.

I'm starting to wonder about him.

[Yossarian]

He made some rather suspect calls on the course as well, at the time I put it down to match play psych out but now I am not so sure....

[adlo]

O.M.S. is suspect.

L flex in the Spine driver, which he killed for a while.

Painted white face with what appears to be illegally thick sunscreen. He must ship it in from Mexico or something.

[parlyboy]

I have a set of Callaway black ones for sale.

Used once.

Anyone keen?? Newbies?

Start the bidding homo's....

[henno]

I'll give you $1.20.

I plan an iron cover sacrificial burning ceremony.