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  1. 5th August 2009 01:39 PM #101
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    We must be getting soft. Five pages, and no-one has posted a Nelson Muntz picture.

    Get well soon, and get those damn glasses fixed.
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  2. 5th August 2009 02:27 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrisWesty View Post
    the ball hit the top of the root and richocheted directly up into my forehead. My 6 & 7 year old (at the time) daughters were in the cart at the time and thought it was hysterically funny.
    I agree
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  3. 5th August 2009 03:03 PM #103
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    I was hoping to spark more of a debate with this thread. Its been quite tame.

    The glasses are on my to do list.
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  4. 5th August 2009 03:06 PM #104
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    Try and charge me $20 and I'll liven things up.
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  5. 5th August 2009 03:11 PM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3oneday View Post
    Try and charge me $20 and I'll liven things up.


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  6. 5th August 2009 03:17 PM #106
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    What are you doing to address the problems with the rest of your face?
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  7. 5th August 2009 03:20 PM #107
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    See that’s what I was expecting. And my prepared retort was.

    Having seen your face next to the premiership cup I would be careful before throwing such stones.
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  8. 5th August 2009 03:21 PM #108
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  9. 5th August 2009 06:07 PM #109
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    I do what i can.
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  10. 5th August 2009 07:27 PM #110
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP View Post
    What are you doing to address the problems with the rest of your face?
    I was refreigning from such taunting but it does seem that the ball may have taken a bite out of your ear on the way through too Yoss....
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  11. 5th August 2009 07:30 PM #111
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    Yep that would be where I had some nasty shit cut out of my ear a couple of years back....
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  12. 5th August 2009 08:16 PM #112
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    This bruise healed yet.....


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  13. 5th August 2009 08:17 PM #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain View Post
    This bruise healed yet.....



    Its a darker shade of purple today.
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    So do you think you'll be able to polish the popup out ?
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  15. 5th August 2009 08:30 PM #115
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    I'll keeping rubbing it 3, we'll see what happens.
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    Do you now qualify for a handicapped parking permit ?
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    You had shit in your ear?





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    Oh and





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  19. 6th August 2009 12:53 PM #119
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteyD View Post
    You had shit in your ear?
    Yeah I had these nasty sists that gave me a fair bit of trouble.
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    So at work today and an old lady asked me "What happened to your eye sonny?"

    My reply

    "My boyfriend beats me when he drinks."

    The look on her face.

    Priceless.
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    Adams 9015D 9.5 Matrix Ozik 60-S
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    LMAO!!!

    PS. There's that boyfriend thing again Yoss...careful mate you know how people can jump to the wrong conclusions around these parts
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    I'm comfortable with my vigorous hetrosexuality.
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    So is your boyfriend ?
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    Ha!
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