Hit in the face with a golf ball.

[3oneday]

What did you do, sleep like a bat ?

[Yossarian]

Apparently, nice shade don't you think?

[Golfnut]

See you back on the 6th this arvo then just even out the colouring to the other eye?

[Yossarian]

[Yossarian]

I am only playing links courses from now on.

[adlo]

Good call, links courses you can just cold top shots down the fairway

[henno]

Or hit the lip of a pot bunker, straight into the other cheek.

[Yossarian]

Thanks henno.

So Jarro were there ever any photos of your nuts after they got tagged? Or could they not find a camera with a zoom function that was powerful enough?

[Russ]

So Jarro were there ever any photos of your nuts after they got tagged? Or could they not find a camera with a zoom function that was powerful enough?

Mate ... you do realise you're asking to see photos of another blokes genitals, right?

[Yossarian]

Where in my sentence did I ask to see said photos?

[Eag's]

So did you end up getting your mellon x-rayed?

[Yossarian]

No, the doctor laughed when I told him what happened and then prodded my face. He says if there is a fracture it is to small to do anything about. So ice, ibuprofen and rest.

By that I think he means go play golf today.

[LarryLong]

Can't believe I waited until now to read this thread.

So what sort of shape is the ball in?

[Yossarian]

The ball is doing ok, I actually spent a few minutes looking for it as it was one of my last zurs. Couple of gouge marks from the branch and a bit of my skin but nothing that won't wash off.

[Eag's]

Yoss I spent a lot of time under trees today and I must say you did cross my mind a few times.I Kept saying to myself "hope I don't do a Yoss from under here"

[Yossarian]

Thats me wearing glasses to hide the damage.

[3oneday]

Can't believe this has got 5 pages.

[Yossarian]

It is the comments like that 3 that have propelled it to such dizzy heights.

That and posting the massive picture.

[Johnny Canuck]

Thats me wearing glasses to hide the damage.

you'll need a bigger repair on those glasses to hide that damage.

[Yossarian]

you'll need a bigger repair on those glasses to hide that damage.

You miss nothing, I would have had them fixed but i use them for nothing but cricket and golf.

[simmsy]

The ball is doing ok, I actually spent a few minutes looking for it as it was one of my last zurs. Couple of gouge marks from the branch and a bit of my skin but nothing that won't wash off.

bl**dy uni students!!!
you've just copped the best left cross you'll ever come across and all you can think of is where is my last $8 pill.


funniest thread ever!!
Yoss you crack me up mate.
Glad to see you are alright but expect to have the pi$$ taken out of you for eternity!

[Jarro]

So Jarro were there ever any photos of your nuts after they got tagged? Or could they not find a camera with a zoom function that was powerful enough?

No pics mate ... i didn't want to embarass a lot of folks here.

Suffice to say, my 'member' changed colour quite a few times over the course of a week ...... from black to a weird greenish/yellow

I don't wish this to ever happen to anyone either .... except maybe Blake

[adlo]

Well I played 9 holes with the self pitying, black eyed post machine today.

Full credit for playing with a black, swollen eye Yoss, but ease up on the self pity and excuses.

Next time I will try a bit harder on #17 to smash one into the tree and into your other cheek bone.

[Pieface]

Well I played 9 holes with the self pitying, black eyed post machine today.

Full credit for playing with a black, swollen eye Yoss, but ease up on the self pity and excuses.

Next time I will try a bit harder on #17 to smash one into the tree and into your other cheek bone.

Did Yoss take some cash off you or something Adlo

[BrisWesty]

Nice effort Yoss. Hope you get better soon.

Have done something similar, but nowhere near the damage you've done to yourself though! Mine involved trying to chip over a root directly in front of my ball. I was only trying to bunt it out onto the fairway but unfortunately the ball hit the top of the root and richocheted directly up into my forehead. My 6 & 7 year old (at the time) daughters were in the cart at the time and thought it was hysterically funny.