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3rd August 2009 05:50 PM
#26
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It was a srixon, the tree branch was always going to be an issue but i didn't think this would happen.
My looks are ruined. All I am left with is my 15 inch penis.
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3rd August 2009 05:51 PM
#27
Senior Member
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All it covers is the full magnitude of your softness!
Does 3balls sell helmets? It may not be too late to add one to your order!
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3rd August 2009 05:52 PM
#28
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Originally Posted by
ParMaster
I'm over that JC.
Good
Originally Posted by
Yossarian
It was a srixon, the tree branch was always going to be an issue but i didn't think this would happen.
My looks are ruined. All I am left with is my 15 inch penis.
The ball must have deflected off your face and then your rod I take it?
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3rd August 2009 06:00 PM
#29
Is it really bad that im laughing out loud in the moment?? LMAO
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3rd August 2009 06:01 PM
#30
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Your next punch shot through trees will be interesting!
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3rd August 2009 06:16 PM
#31
Senior Member
Touring Pro (Nationwide Tour)
Originally Posted by
jarro
Pussy ...
... try getting hit in the nuts from a full-blooded drive from 150 meters away
poor Yoss.
And Jarro what sort of old man was hitting the "full blooded" drive that managed to hit you in the nuts after only going 150m. You sure it was "full-blooded" or do you reckon they need to get a higher launching driver? Or are you really 15 foot tall?
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3rd August 2009 06:20 PM
#32
Senior Member
Touring Pro (PGA)
I don't find the bump that amusing (gone to the doctor yet), however the fact that you wear glasses and they are taped nerd style has me in fits of laughter!
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3rd August 2009 06:27 PM
#33
Site Owner
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That image of yourself is over regulation size, not to mention offensive. I think it's ban worthy.
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3rd August 2009 06:27 PM
#34
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Did you keep playing Yoss? Must have scared the $hit out of you!!
I recommend new headgear for golf:
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3rd August 2009 06:28 PM
#35
Senior Member
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This calls for the classic:
Yossarian golfing.
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3rd August 2009 06:29 PM
#36
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3rd August 2009 06:51 PM
#37
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Originally Posted by
just
I don't find the bump that amusing (gone to the doctor yet), however the fact that you wear glasses and they are taped nerd style has me in fits of laughter!
My girlfriend, med student, and mother a nurse are just debating the need for an x ray now. The swelling is going down quite well. But something could be broken...
A go get ****ed on the glasses.
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3rd August 2009 06:55 PM
#38
Admin Team
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3rd August 2009 07:01 PM
#39
Senior Member
Major Winner
Originally Posted by
PeteyD
Where is Hormoany Granger to fix your glasses when you need her.
Oculus Repairo!
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3rd August 2009 07:05 PM
#40
Senior Member
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3rd August 2009 07:13 PM
#41
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3rd August 2009 07:14 PM
#42
Member
Touring Pro (Von Nida Tour)
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3rd August 2009 07:15 PM
#43
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Sorry, it seemed on topic for too long.
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3rd August 2009 07:16 PM
#44
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Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
3oneday
Sorry, it seemed on topic for too long.
Ironic. This never would have happened with the tour specials in the bag.
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3rd August 2009 07:16 PM
#45
Senior Member
Golf Hall of Fame Inductee
Originally Posted by
parlyboy
Chicks dig dimples Yoss.
I find the 15 inches helps as well.
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3rd August 2009 07:19 PM
#46
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
Originally Posted by
Johnny Canuck
That's why Yoss' 52* was bent to 47* to avoid this type of injury.
Better safe than sorry on the medical treatment Yoss. It might be a stuff around but plenty of people have been fine after knocks to the scone and failed to wake up in the morning...
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3rd August 2009 07:20 PM
#47
Senior Member
Touring Pro (European Tour)
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3rd August 2009 07:28 PM
#48
Member
Touring Pro (Von Nida Tour)
Originally Posted by
Yossarian
I find the 15 inches helps as well.
big feet champ...freak.
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3rd August 2009 08:38 PM
#49
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man ed sucks balls. But i can browse ozgolf on my phone
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3rd August 2009 09:28 PM
#50
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Major Winner
Originally Posted by
ParMaster
Eleven posts too late PM. See post #36.
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