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    It was a srixon, the tree branch was always going to be an issue but i didn't think this would happen.

    My looks are ruined. All I am left with is my 15 inch penis.

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    All it covers is the full magnitude of your softness!

    Does 3balls sell helmets? It may not be too late to add one to your order!




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    Quote Originally Posted by ParMaster View Post
    I'm over that JC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    It was a srixon, the tree branch was always going to be an issue but i didn't think this would happen.

    My looks are ruined. All I am left with is my 15 inch penis.
    The ball must have deflected off your face and then your rod I take it?




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    Is it really bad that im laughing out loud in the moment?? LMAO

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    Your next punch shot through trees will be interesting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro View Post
    Pussy ...

    ... try getting hit in the nuts from a full-blooded drive from 150 meters away
    poor Yoss.

    And Jarro what sort of old man was hitting the "full blooded" drive that managed to hit you in the nuts after only going 150m. You sure it was "full-blooded" or do you reckon they need to get a higher launching driver? Or are you really 15 foot tall?

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    I don't find the bump that amusing (gone to the doctor yet), however the fact that you wear glasses and they are taped nerd style has me in fits of laughter!

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    That image of yourself is over regulation size, not to mention offensive. I think it's ban worthy.

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    Did you keep playing Yoss? Must have scared the $hit out of you!!

    I recommend new headgear for golf:


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    This calls for the classic:

    Yossarian golfing.




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    Quote Originally Posted by just View Post
    I don't find the bump that amusing (gone to the doctor yet), however the fact that you wear glasses and they are taped nerd style has me in fits of laughter!

    My girlfriend, med student, and mother a nurse are just debating the need for an x ray now. The swelling is going down quite well. But something could be broken...

    A go get ****ed on the glasses.

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    Where is Hormoany Granger to fix your glasses when you need her.





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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteyD View Post
    Where is Hormoany Granger to fix your glasses when you need her.
    Oculus Repairo!



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    Don't buy the wedges.

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    Vedges??

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    Chicks dig dimples Yoss.

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    Sorry, it seemed on topic for too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3oneday View Post
    Sorry, it seemed on topic for too long.



    Ironic. This never would have happened with the tour specials in the bag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by parlyboy View Post
    Chicks dig dimples Yoss.
    I find the 15 inches helps as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck View Post
    That's why Yoss' 52* was bent to 47* to avoid this type of injury.

    Better safe than sorry on the medical treatment Yoss. It might be a stuff around but plenty of people have been fine after knocks to the scone and failed to wake up in the morning...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    I find the 15 inches helps as well.
    big feet champ...freak.

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    man ed sucks balls. But i can browse ozgolf on my phone

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParMaster View Post
    Eleven posts too late PM. See post #36.


 

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