A newbie from Brisbane

[Hillbilly]

Hi all. This place looks nice!

I'm Mitch, i live in Brisbane. I've played golf (poorly) for as long as i can remember (about 20 years). Grew up playing at Ipswich Golf Club with dad, as my grandmother lived across the road, meaning we had a great place to store my clubs. I recently (thanks to Chairman Rudd) got a new set of sticks, a custom fitted set of wilsons, and have reignited my passion for the game. having the right length clubs has made so much difference! (my old set were about 2 inches too short, leading to much inconsistency in hitting). I'm still getting used to hitting the longer sticks, but when i get it right, they are great. My handicap is still outrageously high though, but i'm working on it.

Been playing at Logan golf club a lot lately, as it's fairly cheap (for a broke bike messenger like me) and nice and close. Hopefully will become a member there soon and start playing some more midweek golf to try and get the handicap a little more respectable.

Looking forward to loitering around your forum everyone, hope your putts all find the hole!

[Ned]

Hey Hillbilly, welcome aboard!

Careful on the "nice" comment, its a quiet night and the usual Trolls have all gone to bed early, well except for henno!







And Scott!

[Scottt]

Welcome mate, and enjoy.

[henno]

I never leave.

And welcome Hillbilly!

[Hillbilly]

Geez, that was quick. Thanks guys, i feel most welcome here.

[adlo]

Welcome.....

[Ned]

Welcome.....

Henno in the middle ?????????

[adlo]

Hmmm, I know he likes cleavage and muscle bound Razaar's. Maybe buck teeth are his thing as well.

[Dotty]

Welcome.

I remember your grandmother.

granny_clampett.jpg

[henno]

That's unfair to the dog.

[Ned]

Raz's foto also has a buck teeth profile !

[razaar]

Errr what's up doc!!! Welcome billy.

[PeteyD]

Welcome HB. That logan is a fun club ...

[Eag's]

Welcome Hillbilly.

[AndyP]

Hi. Watch out for bears!

[dc68]

Welcome

[razaar]

Three hillbillies were working up on a cell phone tower: Andy, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Andy slips, falls off the tower and is DRT (Dead Right There).

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.'

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Coopers Ale.

Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'

'Andy''s wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Donnie says, 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Andy's widow".'

She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Coopers Ale you are.'

(Hillbillies Are Good At That Sensitive Stuff.)

[andylo]

Hi HB, ex logan boy here. welcome.

[Hillbilly]

How on earth did you find a photo of my dogs!?

[PeteyD]

Greetings.

[Lucasto23]

welcome, make sure you don't take any candy from the strange men around these parts