The Best Post Ever

**Johnston** · 9th May 2009 11:19 AM

Hello my fellow ozgolf forum members. What a forum! I love it and I love the fact that there are so many choppers here and people who think they are not choppers. We have club equipment specialists (self confessing ones) the occasional person who is in the belief that they have the secret to the game, people who think and say they are good, choppers who say they are bad and that is a positive so why post your bullshit in the first place and questions? It astounds me? Lets have a game of golf socially? Why would I want to have a round of golf with some person who cannot break 90 on their best day?
My advise to choppers is to either take up lawn bowls and stop wasting your money on golf. It is that f==king simple, you cannot play the game, you hold up the groups behind you so f==k off. I would also like to address all the so-called dreamers on this site who think they have an idea. You do not so you can all f==k off. Ozgolf should have an offshoot website called... chopper.com.... all num nuts and knobs are bounced to this site according to a 10 question examination.
Can we have a top 100 dickhead poll of choppers and their comments as well?

"Be chopper, think like a chopper, has to be fun"...

PS: just here to help

**henno** · 9th May 2009 11:23 AM

Good luck getting a bite.

Quite possibly the least creative and most uninteresting attempt at trolling a forum ever.

**AndyP** · 9th May 2009 11:37 AM

I am not a chopper.

You've removed all benefit of the doubt about me banning you, ****head.

**PeteyD** · 9th May 2009 11:42 AM

I like eggs.

**Dazza** · 9th May 2009 11:47 AM

Another Keperra member?

**Grunt** · 9th May 2009 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by AndyP

I am not a chopper.

You've removed all benefit of the doubt about me banning you, ****head.

GOT HIM YES! (i don't mean you AP)

GONE!!!

analdy · 9th May 2009 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by AndyP

I am not a chopper.

You've removed all benefit of the doubt about me banning you, ****head.

So you had doubt about removing me? Thanks for the benefit by the way, sort of referring it to the golfing gods and a video replay are you? What a classic. A troll is a person who pumps things on golf sites and I am not one. I am a person who takes this piss out of people on golf forums and you just take the bait all the time. You have to be so angry at me and it feels great. You need to learn about many things Andy, golf will help to start with. Welcome to the world of golf forums. It is a business.
PS: It is impossible to ban me, you think you can, you think you have but sadly, you cannot. Enjoy that round of 92 you may have next but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.Maybe an 87 but it should of been an 84...
I am here to help...

**AndyP** · 9th May 2009 12:18 PM

I knew you'd come back for another crack, dipshit.

You are a troll. Your description matches a spammer. Get it right, dumbarse. Now **** off.

**Courty** · 9th May 2009 02:30 PM

AndyP 1 2
Troll 0

**Scottt** · 9th May 2009 03:02 PM

Running Keperra leaves more than enough time to indulge ones passions, obviously...

**adlo** · 9th May 2009 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Scottt

Running Keperra leaves more than enough time to indulge ones passions, obviously...

I have gotta say, after I read the title of this thread, this was a major letdown.

**3oneday** · 9th May 2009 06:03 PM

What did I miss ?

goughy · 9th May 2009 06:06 PM

That's the best he could come up with!! Cletus from 'the Simpsons' has better material than that! If only we could get a truely imaginative troll so we actually felt a little sorry having to ban them.

**henno** · 9th May 2009 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by analdy

Atroll is a person who pumps things on golf sites

No they aren't.

Originally Posted by analdy

I am a person who takes this piss out of people on golf forums and you just take the bait all the time. You have to be so angry at me and it feels great.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that is a classic case of Trollitis. You've got it bad, and unfortunately there is no cure.

**adlo** · 9th May 2009 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by henno

No they aren't.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that is a classic case of Trollitis. You've got it bad, and unfortunately there is no cure.

Check and mate.

**kwantfm** · 9th May 2009 06:51 PM

New depths... I'm not angry, more sad than anything!

**sumo** · 9th May 2009 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by kwantfm

New depths... I'm not angry, more sad than anything!

Sad , no these idiots make me laugh . Brings a bit of humour to the forum.
I meet idiots like this most days in my job and use to take them seriously , now I just laugh at them because they are dickheads.

**razaar** · 9th May 2009 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Dazza

Another Keperra member?

Gawd I hope not.

First round of our Club Champs today, so I doubt it is one of ours.

**sms316** · 9th May 2009 09:17 PM

Seven.

**Mayhem** · 9th May 2009 11:32 PM

That dude must have a fantastic life hey. Because when I am bored and alone all I can think of doing is finding some forum to stir up. It keeps me awake most nights. Absolutely live for it.

**markTHEblake** · 9th May 2009 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Mayhem

Because when I am bored and alone all I can think of doing is finding some forum to stir up.

I have been doing the same thing since 28 April 2004, but at least i have not been banned...... yet

**Mayhem** · 9th May 2009 11:46 PM

I have been on the Mayhem trail for only a month. I hope I last as long as you.

**markTHEblake** · 9th May 2009 11:52 PM

That Andyp has gotta be on his last legs though, he called someone a ****head the other day.

**Mayhem** · 9th May 2009 11:56 PM

I never thought I would see the day when AndyP called someone a ****head. I better stay out of trouble for a while. Keep my head low.

**sms316** · 10th May 2009 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by Mayhem

I never thought I would see the day when AndyP called someone a ****head. I better stay out of trouble for a while. Keep my head low.

Hawthorn lost. AndyP has a lot of anger when that happens.

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