Top 10 things you want to see in 2005 (but probably wont)

[markTHEblake]

Top 10 things you want to see in 2005 (but probably wont)

10. Andylo keeps the same set of clubs all year.
9. Jaster enters an Ozgolf event and doesnt withdraw
8. Golfer69 breaks 80
7. Terry and Onewood break 100 - (kilos).
6. Macleod arranges a weekday game and gets 12 players.
5. Mandy Wie outdrives Keza_G
4. Jono restricts own posts to no longer than 10 lines
3. Trung's mobile phone falls into a lake.
2. Flowergirl posts a photo of herself.
1. Jarro and Andy drop out of the top 10 in total posts.

[McMw]

me winning the Club Champs...but will prob get a hat-trick of first round knock-outs...

[Keza_G]

5. Mandy Wie outdrives Keza_G

I would love to see this to..... bring it on Mandy Wie !!!!

Cheers

Keza_G

[Flowergirl]

I will post a photo..I promise.......but for now just check out my avatar - next best thing
As for your other top tens- don't think they can or will happen.

[terryand]

Top 10 things you want to see in 2005 (but probably wont)

10. Andylo keeps the same set of clubs all year.
9. Jaster enters an Ozgolf event and doesnt withdraw
8. Golfer69 breaks 80
7. Terry and Onewood break 100 - (kilos).
6. Macleod arranges a weekday game and gets 12 players.
5. Mandy Wie outdrives Keza_G
4. Jono restricts own posts to no longer than 10 lines
3. Trung's mobile phone falls into a lake.
2. Flowergirl posts a photo of herself.
1. Jarro and Andy drop out of the top 10 in total posts.

Blakey, do you want to put a time frame on that and a wager too maybe

Terry.

[Jarro]

1/ Blakey gets a "gland" condition and ends up being pinup boy for the krispy kreme tour.
2/ Blakey finally admits that he does indeed hit off the back foot.
3/ Blakey gets a computer virus and can't post anything for the whole of 2005
4/ Blakey admits that he does have a "thing" for golfer69
5/ Blakey stops being Blakey
6/ Blakey removes his avatar
7/ Blakey posts a score over 100
8/ Blakey gets a set of clubs, and golf shoes, from the 20th century
9/ Blakey gets a decent haircut
10/ Blakey pads up against Jarro (off the long runup) in the Ozgolf cricket game

[markTHEblake]

I am impressed Jarro!

now where is everyone elses top 10.

Terry, sounds like a challenge. How about we all put in a buck for every K under 100 for you and Onewood, and the pool goes towards a huge golf day somewhere

[Onewood]

I am impressed Jarro!

now where is everyone elses top 10.

Terry, sounds like a challenge. How about we all put in a buck for every K under 100 for you and Onewood, and the pool goes towards a huge golf day somewhere

Marky, when are you going to learn when to take a hint Tezza is sitting on a 100kg already and looking good

Me, well you seen me in 1999 pic [82kg] I think thats the last time we will see that

[Jarro]

How about we all put in a buck for every K under 100 for you and Onewood, and the pool goes towards a huge golf day somewhere

sounds like a great idea

I know Tezza has ben working really hard at it, and judging by that old photo of Onewood... we know that he can indeed get there

[Golfgirl]

Things I'd like to see in 2005.....

10. I break @# kg's....
9. I win the 31 million and promptly arrange for us all to fly to
some fantastic course for an Ozgolf day or week .
8. I finally get a game with Mandy (this one really could happen).
7. New South Wales Golf Club offers me free membership.
6. Matt does some practice and gets some form back
5. Matt competes in the Aust Open so I can quit hearing about it.
4. I get a driver that magically goes straight and 250+m....
3. I get a holiday that includes golf, beaches, palm trees and cocktails.
2. Golf Clubs get creches attached to them that are open 7 days a week.
1. World Peace

[markTHEblake]

[Marky, when are you going to learn when to take a hint Tezza is sitting on a 100kg already and looking good

To be honest i didnt have a clue what number to go with, as you can imagine i have little experience in that range

I figured 100 was a nice round figure.

and remember the Top 10 was the things"I would like to see"..... another way of trying to motivate some blokes, and a polite way of asking Jarro to shuddup.

[andylo]

Top 10 things you want to see in 2005 (but probably wont)

10. I will be on top of OZG money list
09. Win more than 25% of OZG game I will be involved
08. This one has to be happen - My work progress smoothly
07. A major pay rise... I mean MAJOR
06. I can clean up my credit card debt by April
05. Able to afford a house
04. My car will not break down at all
03. My gf decided to stay in Aus with me
02. My gf declare she don't like LV handbag and diamond anymore.
01. Be a sucessful business man

[markTHEblake]

06. I can clean up my credit card debt by April

My #10 would help this on, right?

If your serious about this go to www.citibank.com.au
4.9% on transferred credit card balances for life.
you would have to be a fool to pass this up

[Trung]

3. Trung's mobile phone falls into a lake.

No 3 on your list? You seriously need to get a life.

[Keza_G]

I dont know if I can think of 10... but here we go....I really want to see these things happen though, really....

10. Meeting all of the ozgolfers at golf days or at Long Driving Events.
9. Be witness to Andy Lo and Kee get to 18 without HOing.
8. See an Ozgolfer win a Long Drive event...(other than me and Stephen Kennedy)...
7. See Amanda win her Club Championship and the Match play....Go Girl !
6. Seeing Tezza & Onewood go head to head on the weigh in Dec 2005...
5. I would like to win Club Champs at Windaroo & back2back match play champs.
4. See a golf ball that enters the market that claims "always does what it is told".
3. Get my handicap down to 3.... currently 8.7...
2. To get sposorship so that I can become a pro golfer.
and the #!. To win the World Title in Long drive and become & Professional Golfer.....

Some are dreams, some are realities and some are just plain nonesense.

But they are mine

Cheers

Keza

[amanda]

I can't think of 10 - but here goes my try at 5 ....

5. Jodie and I finally get to play golf together
4. Brad throws away the PS2 & all his games
3. Golf membership fees actually go down
2. My handicap is lower than Brad's
1. I break the 45kg barrier (I was weighed at the doc's the other day - 41 so I've increased my goal weight)

[Flowergirl]

NO particular order
1. Play pennant and not let the pressure get to me.
2. Get my swing back
3. Break to 18 and keep there ( that'll do me fine thank you)
4. Finally meet just one Ozgolfer - looking forward to February.
5. Loose some weight - want some kilos Amanda!!!
6. Help keep my husband from stressing out!
7. See my daughter join the police force.
8. Be happy.
9. Be healthy.
10. The world settles down a bit - too much anger and grief.

[Ducky]

I have contacted David Letterman, and you'll be hearing from his lawyers shortly.



Kind regards,

Ben (Ducky).

[damoocow]

ducky wrote:

I have contacted David Letterman, and you'll be hearing from his lawyers shortly.

I assume that would be to apologise for his lack of talent and humour.

damoocow

[Ducky]

[markTHEblake]

Year is 1/3 gone, so i thought i would see how we are going so far.... comments in red. So far 100% failure.


Top 10 things you want to see in 2005 (but probably wont)

10. Andylo keeps the same set of clubs all year.
so far so good, but i am still tipping against this one.

9. Jaster enters an Ozgolf event and doesnt withdraw
missing in action, has reincarnated himself as PeterRS judging by # of posts

8. Golfer69 breaks 80
So Close. A big tip, play short Par 70 courses (oh he has already)

7. Terry and Onewood break 100 - (kilos).
this ones at 50%, cmon onewood.

6. Macleod arranges a weekday game and gets 12 players.
close, at least he got a couple of starters at one. Perhaps if you offer to pay the green fees you will get more punters

5. Mandy Wie outdrives Keza_G
Mandy is in secret training, cant say any more

4. Jono restricts own posts to no longer than 10 lines
got whipped in the matchplay and hung himself with the keyboard

3. Trung's mobile phone falls into a lake.
we dont want this one to happen until november


2. Flowergirl posts a photo of herself.
does someone else posting a photo count? nah, cos it had jarro in it

1. Jarro and Andy drop out of the top 10 in total posts.
dont fancy the chances of this one coming up at all.

[AndyP]

9. Jaster enters an Ozgolf event and doesnt withdraw
missing in action, has reincarnated himself as PeterRS judging by # of posts

What if Jaster turns up to an event, then withdraws after nine?
50%?

[Jarro]

1. Jarro and Andy drop out of the top 10 in total posts.
dont fancy the chances of this one coming up at all.

.. now why on earth would you want this to happen