The Scorpian

[The Scorpian]

It seems to me after going through some posts here that there are many idiots and that happens. There are also some non idiot posts but they get abused at times or cannot handle the crap placed back on them.. That is funny to me! I am "The Scorpian".. Read on.....
I dislike choppers who think or say they are better than what they can actually do on a golf course, I laugh at choppers who think that the latest club will improve their game, I laugh at choppers who say that they got the best lesson from a golf pro and it improved their golf...that is bullshit at it's best....I laugh at people who say they can hit a ball 270m and play off a 20 handicap, I laugh at people who believe that the ball used by the best golf pro's is what is best for their game. FFS, i laugh so much and it cracks me up.

As for my golf game? I hit it 320m, and whilst waiting for my playing partners to catch up, my caddy gives me some love...

[jd_FRANK]

Welcome Scorpian! Or is that Scorpion?

[Johnny Canuck]

I laugh at people that can't spell. WTF's a "Scorpian"?

[Jarro]

I don't think you're gonna last long here Scorpian

[3oneday]

The Wanker sounds more appropriate.

[Jarro]

The Wanker sounds more appropriate.

Don't you mean, The Wankar ?

[Courty]

It sounds very much to me like Solarman's medication induced ramblings.

[Dotty]

Welcame, Scorpian.

Looks like Fisher-Price's 'My First Computer', now comes with internet access.

[AndyP]

I have to know whether I'm making idiot or non-idiot posts. Aaarrggghhh, it's killing me.

[3oneday]

He's probably a mate of the Nike salesman.

[Scottt]

Welcome Scorpian! Or is that Scorpion?

All might not be as it seems.

Perhaps his name is Ian Scorp?

You know, like Greg Normal and Jack Nicolas

[Webster]

Hello Scorpian. You make a lot of sense for someone so new to the forum. Welcome aboard.

[peter_rs]

I look forward to your next post. so I guess you think a high marker can not spin the ball either?

[Jarro]

I look forward to your next post. so I guess you think a high marker can not spin the ball either?

C'mon Pete, we all know high markers can't spin the ball

[sms316]

As for my golf game? I hit it 320m, and whilst waiting for my playing partners to catch up, my caddy gives me some love...

Is your caddy's name Rocco?

[haysey]

It sounds very much to me like Solarman's medication induced ramblings.

You know, that's the first thought I had

[just]

Scorp
I'm off 27 and I can hit 300! Thoughts?
sincerely
just

[Courty]

I laugh at people who say they can hit a ball 270m and play off a 20 handicap

Solarman plays off 25 and hits it 300m, but we still laugh at him too.

[henno]

I am a chopper, but if someone wagered a few hundred for me being able to hit it 300m, I would be almost certain I'd get one away out of a bucket of balls and a selection of drivers for the conditions.

No-one said anything about straight!

[adlo]

Welcame, Scorpian.

Looks like Fisher-Price's 'My First Computer', now comes with internet access.

Hello Scorpian. You make a lot of sense for someone so new to the forum. Welcome aboard.

[TheTrueReview]

I am a chopper, ....

No, this is Chopper & he has some interesting views.

[The Scorpian]

I think Jack has some idea as he did not hang crap on me? Am I a wanker? Possibly, but have you not done it before? I have and it felt great. Back to golf, the same still goes, why is there so many idiots out there that think they have any idea when they do not? If you can hit a driver 270m, you have some false identity or a small member and need to make up for it. It is truly funny. I am only guessing but I am sure the majority of you have limited knowledge when it comes to golf equipment, actually playing the game, the life as a golf professional or teaching the stupid game? The fact is, you have no idea and the "Scorpian"..is that spelling wrong for people who did not finish year 10? or did I mean to spell it differently.
Love the game, just be real and stop being a wanker on the course. XXXX

[Johnny Canuck]

I think Jack has some idea as he did not hang crap on me? Am I a wanker? Possibly, but have you not done it before? I have and it felt great. Back to golf, the same still goes, why is there so many idiots out there that think they have any idea when they do not? If you can hit a driver 270m, you have some false identity or a small member and need to make up for it. It is truly funny. I am only guessing but I am sure the majority of you have limited knowledge when it comes to golf equipment, actually playing the game, the life as a golf professional or teaching the stupid game? The fact is, you have no idea and the "Scorpian"..is that spelling wrong for people who did not finish year 10? or did I mean to spell it differently.
Love the game, just be real and stop being a wanker on the course. XXXX

This really isn't the place where people are wankers on the course. Check ISG and look up Cliff Manley. Hits it 300 everytime but plays off of 14 or so.

The golf equipment line is hilarious with some of the folk here.

Judging by the giant paragraph, I'm guessing year 10.

[AndyP]

Scorpian, your routine has been done before here (probably by another alias of you). Boooooooring!

[henno]

It's a shame. They just don't make trolls like they used to.