playing pro am's

[Scottt]

I could get rid of heaps of em, have you ever seen someone rub cyalume stick all over their old fella and balls? GOLD

Sounds classy.

[zigwah]

Pull that stick out of your bum my man, it's all fun.

We must be from different worlds i think you and i.

[Scottt]

I suppose we must.

[zigwah]

Would be a pretty boring world if we were all the same.

But i'll tell you now watching someone trying to was glow stick off their balls, because it was starting to heat up, was one of the funniest things i have seen in my life.

If it makes you feel any better my wife wasn't impressed either

[Scottt]

She sounds like a clever woman. Look after her Ziggy, she may well save you and your brother from winning a Darwin Award.

[Tongueboy]

i enjoyed that! all 182 posts!!!

[Johnny Canuck]

I love this thread. Ziggy, you line about the meds, Jack and insomnia was fantastic! I read it out loud to my wife because she wanted to know what I was laughing at.

[zigwah]

glad to be of service, it's good to laugh, it cures disease

[Dotty]

Do we have a better balance of meds and Jack tonight ?

I hope you laughed at Scottt's Darwin Award comment.

[Johnny Canuck]

Laughter is the best medicine by far.

[zigwah]

Do we have a better balance of meds and Jack tonight ?

I hope you laughed at Scottt's Darwin Award comment.

Not yet but i'm getting there

I must have missed that one

[zigwah]

trying these new mckenna cans it's actually not too bad

[sms316]

Who is it?

Morgan Pressel

[Webster]

Looks more like Paula Creamer to me:

[dc68]

I've found your brother - he drives a truck now right?

Nah VB he'd turn his nose up at those.

Lot of difference between Grolsch and Vag Backwash Ziggster.... Might want to get the peepers checked!!!

[henno]

Morgan Pressel

She's got a killer farmer tan.

[zigwah]

Lot of difference between Grolsch and Vag Backwash Ziggster.... Might want to get the peepers checked!!!

I meant nah he drinks vb

[sms316]

Anyone miss Ziggy? I wonder how our old mate is going these days?

[Johnny Canuck]

i just googled his name. he lost in the semi finals of the match play for the d grade club champs. it would have been an exciting match to watch.

thanks for bringing up one of the all time great threads.

[Dotty]

That would only be exciting, if Zigwah's match was against UncleChopChop



Or his brother was officiating.

[AndyP]

Anyone miss Ziggy? I wonder how our old mate is going these days?

It wouldn't surprise me if he read this. I will say no more for fear of another email.

[Tongueboy]

he is or was uber-ho on the other forum but seemed pretty normal what i did read

[ddasey]

Been busy at work but I see Zig's favorite Golf Pro had a win on the weekend.

http://www.pga.org.au/article-displa...t-event/131379

[Veefore]

My favourite story about Scott Laycock. I can't remember where I read it or vouch for its factual nature but I thought it was funny.

A fella was marshalling at some pro tournament. He was on the cross walk where spectators could cross from one side of the fairway to the other. There is a group on the tee waiting to tee off so the marshal has the rope across the "walk". Up walks this hot blonde woman.

So he starts chatting her up while she is waiting to cross. As he is chatting one of the players on the tee slices one that catches the cross walk attendant fair in the scone, knocking him out cold. He comes too looking up at a crowd of people and the pro that hit him, Scott Laycock. Scott asks if he is ok and when he is sure the fella is OK he says with a grin, "That's what you get for chatting up my missus".

I don't know how true it is but I thought it was funny anyway.

[MegaWatty]

I was thinking the same thing when I heard he won!