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    How many smoke breaks have you had so far?

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    Can we send porn to your work email address today?
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    Make sure you steal all the biscuits out of the tea-room before you piss off !!!
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Can we send porn to your work email address today?

    No I don't want to jeopardise my package... Likely the ****s would try it on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro View Post
    Make sure you steal all the biscuits out of the tea-room before you piss off !!!

    Nasty home brand shite. No thanks.
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    Just about to go for my final durrie break.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dc68 View Post
    The boss has said **** Quaintarse,you can have Mon and Tues off and we will knock off at 12 on Friday and go for lunch and a drink.


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    You'll have all the smoke breaks you want in a few hours!



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    Last dump taken...... Bowl relieved it's the last.
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    Enjoy


    Please don't come and type in braille later tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by dc68 View Post
    Last dump taken...... Bowl relieved it's the last.
    the Salad bowl, fruit bowl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dc68 View Post
    Last dump taken...... Bowl relieved it's the last.
    I'm sure your workmates are just as relieved.....


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    I just saw the BourbonMonster in the street having a durry break during the start of the big drinking session. I didn't realise that the whole office was gone, so it will be a messy afternoon/evening indeed.

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    Just received a text message from the big unit.

    Update...... Onto my 4th jimbo after some beers. Could well get messy.
    Well, durrr.
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    Maybe he could freeze some spew then spread the shavings around...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Just received a text message from the big unit.



    Well, durrr.
    Yeah and what's the bet he will have 30 more, get home at 5am, get up tomorrow and shoot square, the bloke is a freak of nature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eag's View Post
    Yeah and what's the bet he will have 30 more, get home at 5am, get up tomorrow and shoot square, the bloke is a freak of nature

    So is the freak part more to do with his physical nature, or the physical nature he be comes after consuming several dozen white dogs ???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ned Kelly View Post
    So is the freak part more to do with his physical nature, or the physical nature he be comes after consuming several dozen white dogs ???
    You've never seen him in the flesh have you ?



    happy retirement dc
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarro View Post
    You've never seen him in the flesh have you ?



    happy retirement dc
    No, and reading between the lines I don't believe that would be in my best interest.

    Its like me, never go near the beach, Greenpeace keep trying to tow me back out to sea!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain View Post
    I'm sure your workmates are just as relieved.....
    His last effort has been discovered.
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    Still kicking..... Was in bed by 930 on Friday night. Amazing what a calming influence Amanda can be.

    Shot 85 on Saturday so you ain't Nostrodamus Eags.

    Another session at the official " break up" do last night. Managed to stay on beers until 10ish so once again in fair shape. Went and watched Finn play league this morning at 10... Go the Carina Tigers u9's!!!!!


    Not heading into retirement yet.... Unless I win Lotto this week


    Now to motivate myself to go for a walk in the morning!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dc68 View Post
    Now to motivate myself to go for a walk in the morning!!!
    To the CES?
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    no
    I'm back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dc68 View Post

    Now to motivate myself to go for a walk in the morning!!!
    Straight to the bottle shop to stock up

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    good luck dave.

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