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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    Nancy Pelosi
    The combination of pre lunch vodka and toxic eyeliner overdose should mow her down soon enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    Nancy Pelosi
    Maybe. She is pretty old so natural causes might get her. But it won’t be at the hands of the Y’all Qaeda/Vanilla ISIS morons who stormed the capital last week. One of them was trampled to death by her own co-conspirators while carrying a ‘Don’t tread on me’ flag and another died from a heart attack caused by repeatedly tasing his balls after sticking his taser down his pants so he had two hands free to steal some shit. That’s just peak Darwinism. I reckon she’ll be pretty safe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    Nancy Pelosi
    Rot away in jail
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    Quote Originally Posted by wazamac View Post
    Rot away in jail
    I didn't realise she encouraged the coup last week.

    What illegal activity has she been responsible for, or do powerful women threaten your masculinity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WBennett View Post
    I didn't realise she encouraged the coup last week.

    What illegal activity has she been responsible for, or do powerful women threaten your masculinity?
    Doesn't a coup require the use of military force?

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    Quote Originally Posted by benno_r View Post
    Doesn't a coup require the use of military force?
    That’s a military coup

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    That’s a military coup
    They're seperate things now? Bloody goalposts.

    My bad, carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Webster View Post
    The combination of pre lunch vodka and toxic eyeliner overdose should mow her down soon enough.
    She might be overdue for another haircut
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    Quote Originally Posted by markTHEblake View Post
    She might be overdue for another haircut
    Exactly...

    She has a history of making bad decisions...and her intense dislike of Trump no doubt inflamed a lot of things that happened.

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    Ziegfreid, of Zigfreid and Roy fame died.

    From cancer apparently, would have been more fitting if he had been devoured by those white tigers I would have thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chappy1970 View Post
    Ziegfred, of Zigfried and Roy fame died.

    From cancer apparently, would have been more fitting if he had been devoured by those white tigers I would have thought.

    Not to be
    The tigers had a crack at one of them a few years ago didn’t they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    The tigers had a crack at one of them a few years ago didn’t they?
    That was Roy in about 2005, and he was in a pretty bad way.

    Eerily, The Simpsons had predicted it in an early episode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dotty View Post
    That was Roy in about 2005, and he was in a pretty bad way.

    Eerily, The Simpsons had predicted it in an early episode.
    2005 a few years ago. Time flies...

    The Simpsons predicted just about everything in the last 20 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puttpete View Post
    2005 a few years ago. Time flies...

    The Simpsons predicted just about everything in the last 20 years
    Hell yea , President Trump for example !
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    It was actually 2003 - and yes, it does seem like it was only a few years ago... we're getting old.


 

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