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  1. 23rd November 2004 05:38 PM #1
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    Default My golf is like...

    Guys and gals, please add your feeling about what do you think about your golf

    Here's mine

    My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure, but it's disgusting to watch
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  2. 23rd November 2004 05:42 PM #2
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    Andylo, after a post like that.. you haven't really left this thread anywhere to go
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.
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  3. 23rd November 2004 05:43 PM #3
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    Just to see if anyone can be more creative than this
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  4. 23rd November 2004 05:46 PM #4
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    A-Lo, your problem is that you are just too fast. You need to slow down a bit and focus more on the quality of your stroke
    It's not always about how far you can shoot it out there
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  5. 23rd November 2004 05:46 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by andylo
    Just to see if anyone can be more creative than this
    .. oh i'm sure people will be able to be more creative, it's just that they probably won't be able to print their thoughts in here
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.
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  6. 23rd November 2004 05:49 PM #6
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    you beat me to it jarro, no pun intended.
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. h.s.t.
    In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and Gates.

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  7. 23rd November 2004 05:53 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Choppa
    It's not always about how far you can shoot it out there
    unless you're peter north or course......
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  8. 23rd November 2004 06:19 PM #8
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    I hate golf with a passion. Its only becuase i have spent so much time and money on it I cant afford to write that up. I am stuck with this damn game.
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  9. 23rd November 2004 06:20 PM #9
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    Moderator! Moderator! Is there a moderator in the house?
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  10. 23rd November 2004 06:25 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyP
    Moderator! Moderator! Is there a moderator in the house?
    no new reports so far
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.
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    Well you've even stumped this queen of smut.........I got nothing
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    A-Lo, thanks so much for that wonderful visual. Image begone, image begone...
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    My golf reminds me of my husband......

    He can be a pain in arse, but once you've had a bit you just can't get enough.... and then one day, he finally gets it right :smt055 , then weeeeee..... what a round !!!!!

    I love you my Scotty.......

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    Default Re: My golf is like...

    Quote Originally Posted by andylo
    My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure, but it's disgusting to watch

    Who says it's disgustin' to watch ?



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    look what you've started A-lo
    Originally Posted by sms316
    Without rules there is anarchy.
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    first the munchi, now this....

    A-Lo, quiet arvo in the office???
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    Yesterday the target special and today this
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    Default Re: My golf is like...

    Quote Originally Posted by andylo
    Guys and gals, please add your feeling about what do you think about your golf

    Here's mine

    My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure, but it's disgusting to watch
    That's a classic andylo :smt042
    But like others have already said....you have way to much time on your hands mate, tell me where to find a job like that
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  19. 23rd November 2004 11:15 PM #19
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    Actually after a short chat with Dave (davidp) hes got a better job
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  20. 24th November 2004 09:28 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keza_G
    My golf reminds me of my husband...... He can be a pain in bum...


    Quote Originally Posted by Keza_G
    I love you my Scotty.......
    You're married to your putter?
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.
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  21. 24th November 2004 09:29 AM #21
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    Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott....
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    Quote Originally Posted by andylo
    Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott....
    Oh, thanks for bringing me up to speed A-Ho...
    Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris dumb.
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  23. 24th November 2004 09:35 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishman Dan
    Quote Originally Posted by andylo
    Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott....
    Oh, thanks for bringing me up to speed A-Ho...
    You are welcome
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  24. 24th November 2004 12:44 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by andylo
    Quote Originally Posted by Fishman Dan
    Quote Originally Posted by andylo
    Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott....
    Oh, thanks for bringing me up to speed A-Ho...
    You are welcome
    Irony?! A-Ho is on fire.

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  25. 24th November 2004 01:03 PM #25
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    He does... and seriously I HATE to see my swing!!

    Very very disgusting thing to watch... just 2nd to seeing 2 man french kissing... and leave a "line" in between when both faces apart

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