OZgolf Merit Bars

[Johnny Canuck]

Add it to the collection? Once I'm off my phone I'll change my sig.

[MegaWatty]

I had an Eagle lip out on Saturday. Can I have a merit bar to go with Nuffie's Runner Up?

[Ned]

I had an Eagle lip out on Saturday. Can I have a merit bar to go with Nuffie's Runner Up?

Ban yourself will ya!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nuffie]

Ban yourself will ya!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry NK, MegaWatty might be the 'topdog' WA moderator but the policeman in my new avator is out in force :)

Thanks again for the new bar Courty. I see you also have quite a collection...

[Jim]

Can I have a bar as the 2010 Victorian Matchplay Champion please?

[Courty]

Can I have a bar as the 2010 Victorian Matchplay Champion please?

Sure, here you go:

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2010VICMatchplay_Jim.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2010VICMatchplay_Jim.jpg

[AndyP]

But it's not even a real comp.

[WBennett]

Can I have 2 - 2009 ACT Matchplay Champion

and 'Never lost to Mudguts'

Thanks

Benno

[Courty]

Can I have 2 - 2009 ACT Matchplay Champion

Sure, I'll even throw in a 2010 ACT Matchplay Champion at no extra cost. ;)

[Yossarian]

Can I have gheyest Ozgolfer?

[Courty]

Can I have gheyest Ozgolfer?

http://noobstore.com/prodimages/tshirt-m-ghey-Black-art-280.gif

[sms316]

Can I have 2 - 2009 ACT Matchplay Champion

and 'Never lost to Mudguts'

Thanks

Benno
How about "wbennett - bigger sandbagger than NK"?

[Courty]

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2009ACTMatchplayChampion-wbennett.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2009ACTMatchplayChampion-wbennett.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2010ACTMatchplayChampion-wbennett.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2010ACTMatchplayChampion-wbennett.jpg

[Dotty]

Sure, I'll even throw in a 2010 ACT Matchplay Champion at no extra cost. ;)
Not so fast.

I beat Benno twice in matchplay in 2010.

[Courty]

Not so fast.

I beat Benno twice in matchplay in 2010.

WTF? His name is on the Honour Board?! Someone's been feeding me bad info.

[Dotty]

WTF? His name is on the Honour Board?! Someone's been feeding me bad info.
Sorry, it's an in joke.

Related to the NSW vs ACT challenge, where the quality of golf would feature on a Haysey youtube clip and TG's comment 'ACT are so shit, we need to play Antartica next'.

[WBennett]

The info was good. I'm just Dotty's bitch. :)

I don't want to point out that I smacked Dotty at his home track last time as we weren't playing matchplay!

ps - Thanks Cuorty

[WBennett]

Woo!

[Yossarian]

You've all missed the cut off. Yoss wins.

JC it will be factored in a solid played to 45.


I'll PM courty for an honour bar now.

Can we have Yossarian 2011 WAnker MP CHAMP BY DEFAULT?

[just]

Good luck with that.

[Yossarian]

Courty is big on sticking to deadlines and cut off dates. The rest of them have had their chance. Bask in my glory!

[Johnny Canuck]

Non handicapped golfers can't win honour bars. DQ.

[Yossarian]

How am I non handicapped mister competitive.

[just]

Yeah! I can name plenty of handicaps Yoss has.

[MegaWatty]

Yeah! I can name plenty of handicaps Yoss has.

Ghey is not a handicap.

[Johnny Canuck]

Don't get upset at me because your comps rounds don't get processed anymore. You should hurry up and join PGN before V and I play.

[Yossarian]

Don't get upset at me because your comps rounds don't get processed anymore. You should hurry up and join PGN before V and I play.

I'm not upset. Your double standard is interesting though. I don't want to join PGN cause it will potentially cut my handicap too much.

[Johnny Canuck]

No double standard. In the 3 years this has gone on, we've never adhered to the suggested timeframe. Why do you worry about your cap getting cut? Isn't that the ultimate goal of why we golf?

[Yossarian]

I meant you played Nut without an official handicap.

I'm not worried about it being cut, it was a joke. and I am sure I'll have something active by the time I have to play whoever I have to play.

[Courty]

Nice threadjacking as usual, WAnkers.

[Johnny Canuck]

I meant you played Nut without an official handicap.

I'm not worried about it being cut, it was a joke. and I am sure I'll have something active by the time I have to play whoever I have to play.

Golfnut was an exception. He was given an exemption because he was never afforded the luxury of joining a club.

His parents came to this country with nothing but the clothes on their backs, their trusty cat Pasta and a dream. He has never tasted these luxuries that you have.

[just]

Did they eat the cat?

[MegaWatty]

FMD. I am in stitches!

[Yossarian]

:lol:

[Johnny Canuck]

Did they eat the cat?

He's Italian, not Asian.

The cat was used to partially settle a gambling debt.

[MegaWatty]

Don't stop!

[just]

He's Italian, not Asian.

The cat was used to partially settle a gambling debt.
Did he wake up with a cat head next to him in the bed?

[Tongueboy]

Did they eat the cat?


no he lowballed it

[Courty]

Phew! Here's the latest round of Merit Bars. Some of these had already been made, but I reposted them all just to be sure.


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011BlueBalls-td42t.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011BlueBalls-td42t.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Champion-Nudgee.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Champion-Nudgee.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Classic_Brisvegas.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Classic_Brisvegas.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Classic_Marktheblake.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Classic_Marktheblake.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Classic_Peteyd.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Classic_Peteyd.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Classic-Johnny_Canuck.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Classic-Johnny_Canuck.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Classic-Peter_rs.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Classic-Peter_rs.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Gross-Marktheblake.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Gross-Marktheblake.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Ho-Briswesty.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011Ho-Briswesty.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011NQMatchplay-NK.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011NQMatchplay-NK.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011POTY-Nudgee.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011POTY-Nudgee.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011QLDMatchplay-kpac.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011QLDMatchplay-kpac.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011UglyPants-Haystacks.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011UglyPants-Haystacks.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011VICMatchplay-Flowergirl.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011VICMatchplay-Flowergirl.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011WAChamp-NUFFIETHEGOLFMAN.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011WAChamp-NUFFIETHEGOLFMAN.jpg

[AndyP]

How do you know that Nuffie will win this weekend?

[KristianJ]

The background for Haystacks' bar is too un-ugly IMO.

[Cosmopolite]

dont I get one for being the first WAnker to attend the champs?

[Courty]

How do you know that Nuffie will win this weekend?

I don't, but whoever does will be the 2012 WA Champ. Did you forget about the OZgolf year?

[Haystacks]

.

[AndyP]

I know how to read a calendar. This weekend is still 2011.

Saying otherwise is weird.

[tommyg]

So do i engrave the gavin simms memorial cup as 2011 or 2012 champ? Oh... and merit bar prease.

[hocko]

Hocko - 2011 Best Organiser

[tommyg]

Hocko - 2011 Best Organiser

+1

[Yossarian]

Where are mikes DIY merit bars.

[Courty]

Where are mikes DIY merit bars.

Post this in the 'Ask Mike' thread.

[TourFit]

Can he make me one?

[PeteyD]

Prod for Masters ?

[Courty]

Sorry for the delay, PD.

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012Classic-PeteyD.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012Classic-PeteyD.jpg

What happened in 2010?

[PeteyD]

Sorry for the delay, PD.

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012Classic-PeteyD.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012Classic-PeteyD.jpg

I had a holiday

What happened in 2010?

I had a holiday

[Marto65]

Where is my Merit Bar for winning "Coins" at last years champs?

[Courty]

Bump for the latest round of Merit Bars. I'll be knocking these up in the next few days.

[mike]

Do you need any help?

[Courty]

Do you need any help?

:mrgreen:

[Captain Nemo]

3rd at the champs.....:lol:
Best roomy ever.....:wink:

[timah!]

Who won the outfit award this year?

[kev]

Who won the outfit award this year?

If we're going with ugly, then Lefty. I never want to see that shade of whatever it was again! ;)

[LeftyHoges]

If we're going with ugly, then Lefty. I never want to see that shade of whatever it was again! ;) That shade I like to call "3 day bourbon bender bog brown"...

[Lobsta]

That shade I like to call "3 day bourbon bender bog brown"...

They were originally white...

[Courty]

Who won the outfit award this year? I'll start a poll with some pics tonight (me vs. Lefty).

[Daves]

I'll start a poll with some pics tonight (me vs. Lefty).

But that is not fair to you, Lefty blinded everyone at Bribie! You would have been invisible to us all behind the extra dark sunnies!

[AndyP]

I'll start a poll with some pics tonight (me vs. Lefty).Doesn't anyone else get a look in?

[Marto65]

I though Lobsta's shorts were pretty disgraceful ...

[PeteyD]

Masters should get it's own merit bar, seeing it is a prestigious tournament

[popper81]

My vote is for the siamese volcano twins...;)

[LeftyHoges]

My vote is for the siamese volcano twins...;)

The angry cart!!!

[popper81]

The angry cart!!!

Sponsored by Pepsi and Mentos!

[LeftyHoges]

I'll start a poll with some pics tonight (me vs. Lefty).


Doesn't anyone else get a look in?

This is for our own personal duel I believe.

[LeftyHoges]

Sponsored by Pepsi and Mentos!

Love it! :lol:

[Courty]

This is for our own personal duel I believe. Correct. I just need to find some better pics from Friday's round.

[LeftyHoges]

Got my "ugly pants" and "war of the wardrobe" winners merit bars made up yet??? :wink: :lol:

[Courty]

Poll hasn't closed yet... I'm still registering all my aliases to start the voting comeback. ;)

[LeftyHoges]

Poll hasn't closed yet... I'm still registering all my aliases to start the voting comeback. ;)

If I see votes from Dick Whitaker, Johnny Miller, Robert Allenby or Tom Waterhouse I'll be very suspicious. Best make up random usernames mate! ;)

[Courty]

If I see votes from Dick Whitaker, Johnny Miller, Robert Allenby or Tom Waterhouse I'll be very suspicious. Best make up random usernames mate! ;)

None of those are mine, but it just gave me an idea. 8)

[Courty]

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012Champion-Ferrins.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012Champion-Ferrins.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012Gross-Virge666.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012Gross-Virge666.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012UglyPants-LeftyHoges.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012UglyPants-LeftyHoges.jpg

[LeftyHoges]

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012UglyPants-LeftyHoges.jpg
http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012UglyPants-LeftyHoges.jpg I'd prefer my background to be the colour of my pants but you can't win them all. ;-)Glad to accept this award to prove that I can dress on both ends of the spectrum!

[Lobsta]

I'd prefer my background to be the colour of my pants but you can't win them all. ;-)Glad to accept this award to prove that I can dress on both ends of the spectrum!

Can the mods arrange is so that for the next year, the background of Lefty's posts are the colour of his Sunday trousers, and the words are the colour of his Friday ones?

[Daves]

Can the mods arrange is so that for the next year, the background of Lefty's posts are the colour of his Sunday trousers, and the words are the colour of his Friday ones?

Have you looked all those words up yet Lobby? I am sure Lefty taught a few new ones during that Friday round.;)

[LeftyHoges]

Have you looked all those words up yet Lobby? I am sure Lefty taught a few new ones during that Friday round.;)

If you need any help, feel free to ask!

[LeftyHoges]

Aww yeah, merit bar in play!

P.S. Courty, the best stuff in my closet is in the back! ;-)

[Courty]

P.S. Courty, the best stuff in my closet is in the back! ;-)

That's what she Yoss said. :p

[Lobsta]

Have you looked all those words up yet Lobby? I am sure Lefty taught a few new ones during that Friday round.;)

You mean the ones he yelled at his bag, wedges and putter?

Not to disappoint, but my boy's school education has left me knowing every swear word and combination thereof ever coined.

Lefty's display on Friday rates a soft 7/10.

New merit bar for next year: Most offensive equipment abuse?

[LeftyHoges]

You mean the ones he yelled at his bag, wedges and putter?

Not to disappoint, but my boy's school education has left me knowing every swear word and combination thereof ever coined.

Lefty's display on Friday rates a soft 7/10.

New merit bar for next year: Most offensive equipment abuse?

You mean my snapped lob wedge will have to be repeated next year to win a merit bar?

It's gonna be an expensive champs, again.... ;)

Good thing I won some coin with the poker to pay for a new shaft!

[Lobsta]

You mean my snapped lob wedge will have to be repeated next year to win a merit bar?

It's gonna be an expensive champs, again.... ;)

Good thing I won some coin with the poker to pay for a new shaft!

Haha, I was more thinking most offensive tirade. Management would have to be consulted to ensure anyone in the running wasn't placed in any groups with the fairer sex. Except Shazza, who by all accounts, is in the running for the title. :-P

Though most damaging equipment abuse could be fun too.

[PeteyD]

Shazza will have to judge it otherwise she will win it easy

[Courty]

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012NQMatchplay-Haysey.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012NQMatchplay-Haysey.jpg

[sms316]

Where is the FBC one?

[Ferrins]

May I have a champs banner please Courty?

[Courty]

May I have a champs banner please Courty?

Post #330 is most relevant in this situation. :roll:

[Ferrins]

Post #330 is most relevant in this situation. :roll:

That is so yesterday!

[Courty]

:lol:

[Ferrins]

Cheers Big Ears.

[Shadesy]

Ahem...

[Ned]

Haysey's Match Play one from last Saturday looks outstanding in his signature.

[haysey]

It does doesn't it.

Amazing how quick you can get stuff done if you threaten bodily harm to a mod.

[Ned]

It does doesn't it.

Amazing how quick you can get stuff done if you threaten bodily harm to a mod.

The WAnkers must be scared of their resident Mod :roll:

[LeftyHoges]

Does the goddamn Jaybam award deserve a merit bar?

[Jarro]

I reckon i should get one for winning the tipping comp ..... again :D

[Marto65]

How about some Merit Bars for the Nullabor Cup winners?

[Jarro]

How about some Merit Bars for the Nullabor Cup winners?

Pfft :roll:

[Marto65]

Pfft :roll:

You're just jealous you weren't there.

[Jarro]

You're just jealous you weren't there.

I had to stay home and wash my hair ;)

[sms316]

You're just jealous you weren't there. He was our mascot.

[Marto65]

I had to stay home and wash my hair ;)

You missed the greatest ever victory in the Nullabor Cup.

Ever.

[Jarro]

He was our mascot.

Always happy to inspire the underprivileged


You missed the greatest ever victory in the Nullabor Cup.

Ever.

It was a fantastic win for sure.

[Marto65]

That's ok ... looks like I dont need one anyway ...

[hocko]

Does the goddamn Jaybam award deserve a merit bar?
+1

[Jarro]

That's ok ... looks like I dont need one anyway ...

If it meant that much to you mate you would've at least got the spelling right ;)

[AndyP]

Rule 14, jarro?

[Jarro]

Rule 14, jarro?

Could be

[Marto65]

Fixed .... thanks.

[Jarro]

Fixed .... thanks.

:mrgreen:

[Ferrins]

How much shite are you allowed to list in your signature? Marto's is cluttered and has created too much negative space.

[Shadesy]

?

[popper81]

A Matchplay banner would be awesome too...I don't win stuff very often. And for the Nudgee plate.... It is a major, is it not?

[Shadesy]

Hayseys bar is very nice.

When did he win his Matchplay final? ;-) :-)

[Courty]

OK, I get the hint ;)

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012WAChamp-Shadesy.jpg



http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012WAChamp-Shadesy.jpg

[Webster]

Courty, a few of us would like a "Member - Club 14" one too please.

[AndyP]

Club 14 is not officially recognised by OZgolf.net.

[Webster]

That is disappoint.

[Jarro]

It sounds more like an underage disco type setup ?? :what:

[Marto65]

C'mon Jarro ... you cant have 16 clubs in your bag ...

[Shadesy]

Thanks Courty.

You've always been my favourite Mod.

[Jarro]

Thanks Courty.

You've always been my favourite Mod.

We're not here to be loved !!!

[sms316]

We're not here to be loved !!! Then you are quite successful.

[Courty]

Thanks Courty.

You've always been my favourite Mod.

:lol:

[haysey]

Hayseys bar is very nice.



Could have qualified that with a "no homo"


:shock:

[hocko]

Andy, can i have a merit bar saying "Team Member - Nullabor Cup"?

[AndyP]

No.

[golfbound]

Whats this member club 14 bar thingy all about?

[LeftyHoges]

Can we have merit bars for the last 3 VIC matchplays please???

2012 - LeftyHoges
2011 - Flowergirl
2010 - jd_Frank

Thanks! :mrgreen:

[LeftyHoges]

Whats this member club 14 bar thingy all about?

People who have been banned. The mods are taking the piss with theirs.

[Jarro]

People who have been banned. The mods are taking the piss with theirs.

Killjoy :rolleyes:

[sms316]

Killjoy :rolleyes: "I said don't give the prick the satisfaction, Sir"

[LeftyHoges]

Killjoy :rolleyes:

So ban me so I can earn one! ;-)

[Webster]

Can I please have my 2012 Gross Winner WAnker Champs merit bar please. I would like a blue cheese coloured background theme.

[Jarro]

Can I please have my 2012 Gross Winner WAnker Champs merit bar please. I would like a blue cheese coloured background theme.

Sorry... no room for it.

You'll have to decide between it and the club 14 badge i'm afraid.

[Webster]

A quick look at SMS's sig would suggest you are in error Jarro.

[Jarro]

He's next cab off the rank

[sms316]

Club 14 opposes oppression.

[Courty]

Can we have merit bars for the last 3 VIC matchplays please???

2012 - LeftyHoges
2011 - Flowergirl
2010 - jd_Frank

Thanks! :mrgreen:

Lefty, can you confirm the 2010 winner for me (thread link would be great)? I had made up a 2010 VIC Matchplay merit bar for Jim.

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2010VICMatchplay_Jim.jpg



http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2010VICMatchplay_Jim.jpg

Flowergirl's is already done:

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011VICMatchplay-Flowergirl.jpg



http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2011VICMatchplay-Flowergirl.jpg

And here is yours:

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012VICMatchplay-LeftyHoges.jpg



http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012VICMatchplay-LeftyHoges.jpg

[Webster]

Where's mine Courty?

[Courty]

Where's mine Courty?

Apologies, Jack. I missed your original post.

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012WAGross-Jack.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012WAGross-Jack.jpg

[mike]

Where's mine Courty?That wasn't a comp recognised by GA Jack. Therefore it doesn't count.

[LeftyHoges]

Sorry Courty, jd_Frank was 2009. Jim was 2010. (Not that I know who either of them are, they were just complaining in the VIC matchplay thread about not having one.

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/27517-2012-Ozgolf-Victorian-Matchplay

[Webster]

Apologies, Jack. I missed your original post.

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012WAGross-Jack.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2012WAGross-Jack.jpg

Can you do it with a blue cheese background please so it doesn't look like all the other ones. Ta.

[Courty]

Can you do it with a blue cheese background please so it doesn't look like all the other ones. Ta.

Nope.

[Webster]

Why not?

[LeftyHoges]

Courty, can we get Rubin a best dressed merit bar for the WAnker champs?

"WA's Top Model" or something along those lines? Surely if we can have a merit bar for ugliness in QLD we can have one for suaveness in WA (& VIC) too?

Good man, I knew you were the right one to ask... ;-)

[rubin]

Courty, can we get Rubin a best dressed merit bar for the WAnker champs?

"WA's Top Model" or something along those lines? Surely if we can have a merit bar for ugliness in QLD we can have one for suaveness in WA (& VIC) too?

Good man, I knew you were the right one to ask... ;-)

The 'Zoolander' award?

[LeftyHoges]

The 'Zoolander' award?

Ooh, I like it!

[BayBum]

That would make Lefty ' Mugatu' ! Creator of the piano key neck tie.

[rubin]

That would make Lefty ' Mugatu' ! Creator of the piano key neck tie.

nah - Hansel.

Zoolander Can't go left.... ;)

[LeftyHoges]

That would make Lefty ' Mugatu' ! Creator of the piano key neck tie.

Well I do get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!

I'd much rather be Katinka Ingabogovinanana. She's hot, and looks like she'd get a lot more action.

[rubin]

21401
Lefty - for your consideration

[LeftyHoges]

21401
Lefty - for your consideration

Nicely done. Your doing?

The only other one I think of after seeing that would be the shots from his calendar that show his versatility. But yours is pretty damn good.

[virge666]

Can I have a couple please ?

[rubin]

one for lefty - I was going to try Katinka, but this works better.
21413

[Courty]

Can I have a couple please ? Have a look back through the thread. You'll probably find they're already done.

[LeftyHoges]

one for lefty - I was going to try Katinka, but this works better.
21413

I can't read the text above his name Rubes. Does it say "The files are in the computer?"

If so, gold, my friend.

[popper81]

Have a look back through the thread. You'll probably find they're already done.

Courty, was Nudgee a major last year? I notice other past winners have merit bars from the previous years.

[rubin]

I can't read the text above his name Rubes. Does it say "The files are in the computer?"

If so, gold, my friend.

it does. I can edit it so it can be read if u like....

[LeftyHoges]

it does. I can edit it so it can be read if u like....

Would be good, I'd display with pride!

[timah!]

21401
Lefty - for your consideration

WA OzGolf ;)

[rubin]

WA OzGolf ;)

Jealousy will not get u a custom made bar my freaky looking cartoon friend.

[rubin]

21414


21417

[AndyP]

Jealousy will not get u a custom made bar my freaky looking cartoon friend.
Unapproved merit bars should not be using the official logo. And get your own thread for your amateur hack jobs.

[rubin]

surely u approve Mr Ozgolf Moderator Sir. ;)

[Webster]

Oooh, I like it when you're so catty Andyp!

[mike]

Unapproved merit bars should not be using the official logo. And get your own thread for your amateur hack jobs.+1

[Webster]

Is the logo subject to copyright?

[sms316]

Unapproved merit bars should not be using the official logo. And get your own thread for your amateur hack jobs. A bit like how you and jarro were using the Club 14 logo in your signatures.

[LeftyHoges]

+1

Ha ha. :lol:

[AndyP]

OMFG look at the pixelation of the logo!!!

[rubin]

OMFG look at the pixelation of the logo!!!

gimme a break.

i did it in 5 mins, in Paint at work.

when i get a chance, i can fix it up proper like and make it all AndyP pretty :wink:

not sure Zoolander would do beige though.....

[AndyP]

when i get a chance, i can fix it up proper like and make it all AndyP pretty :wink:It's Courty that I'm worried about.

Surely this style recognition should be revoked, if you are prepared to have that in your signature, as it is.

[rubin]

It's Courty that I'm worried about.

Surely this style recognition should be revoked, if you are prepared to have that in your signature, as it is.

its a poor substitute at the moment, but will be rendered, corrected, sharpened etc, etc, in the coming days. I thought the Hansel one for Lefty isnt too bad....

[Courty]

Courty, was Nudgee a major last year? I notice other past winners have merit bars from the previous years.

Dunno, how many competitors? I don't read most of the 1st tee threads, so I need to be prompted when they happen (and link too, please :)).

[Courty]

i did it in 5 mins, in Paint at work.

OMFG, people still use Paint! #-o

[LeftyHoges]

OMFG, people still use Paint! #-o

Yeppers, it's fun.

[Courty]

Yeppers, it's fun.

Bitmap is soooo last millenium.

[LeftyHoges]

Bitmap is soooo last millenium.

Portable Network Graphic all the way, baby!

[popper81]

Dunno, how many competitors? I don't read most of the 1st tee threads, so I need to be prompted when they happen (and link too, please :)).

Courty, found.... :)

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/28606-Nudgee-Plate....-May-20./page10?highlight=Nudgee

[PeteyD]

Didn't we DQ you on a technicality ;)

[Courty]

Courty, found.... :)

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/28606-Nudgee-Plate....-May-20./page10?highlight=Nudgee

PeteyD is on top of the results list. So I make a Merit Bar for him?

[AndyP]

Trying to swindle an admin, Popper? Shame on you.

[PeteyD]

Popper won on countback.

[popper81]

Read the thread, mods ;) ....

Looks more like you three are picking on me!!

[AndyP]

Event threads that I don't play in are boring, and probably don't deserve a merit bar.

[popper81]

This merit bar made yet?

[LeftyHoges]

This merit bar made yet?

In my mind it is....

[popper81]

In my mind it is.... I will be in your mind soon enough, how do you feel about birdie money?

[LeftyHoges]

I will be in your mind soon enough, how do you feel about birdie money?

I've never understood this concept really. How is it fair that one guy plays like a dolt the whole round and birdies the last to win cash? It suits me as a lower marker and even I'm complaining about it...

[popper81]

I've never understood this concept really. How is it fair that one guy plays like a dolt the whole round and birdies the last to win cash? It suits me as a lower marker and even I'm complaining about it... You're ginger, left handed & a whiner!!! Triple threat!

[LeftyHoges]

You're ginger, left handed & a whiner!!! Triple threat!

Triple threat to your manhood!

[LeftyHoges]

Ok, I think we can safely declare these now...

2013 VIC OZgolf champs champ - Peter_rs
2013 VIC OZgolf champs Scratch winner - Muldude
2013 VIC OZgolf champs best dressed - grumpy
2013 VIC OZgolf champs Civil War winners - LeftyHoges (c), andigold (vc), LarryLong, kev, monsta65, wbennett, HCC, BenM
2013 VIC OZgolf champs putting champ - LeftyHoges
2013 VIC OZgolf champs best power spew - LeftyHoges
2013 VIC OZgolf champs most disappointing result - Tied DC68 & AndyP (I thought these two would street the field)
2013 VIC OZgolf champs talk shit under water with a mouth full of wet cement - Tied Popper81 & Marto65
2013 VIC OZgolf champs best hat - monsta65
2013 VIC OZgolf champs most beautiful man in the cosmos - Iain
2013 VIC OZgolf champs best table tennis player - ????
2013 VIC OZgolf champs best bent putter putter - ????
2013 VIC OZgolf champs least urine expelled - wbennett
2013 VIC OZgolf champs Blue Balls - Paige_rs (early to bed every night, seen frequently napping on course)

[AndyP]

You should give me a piece of shit NSW state of origin bag as a prize for my disappointing result.

[LeftyHoges]

You should give me a piece of shit NSW state of origin bag as a prize for my disappointing result.

Know where I can get one??? ;-)

[Monsta]

Ok, I think we can safely declare these now...

2013 VIC OZgolf champs champ - Peter_rs
2013 VIC OZgolf champs Scratch winner - Muldude
2013 VIC OZgolf champs best dressed - grumpy
2013 VIC OZgolf champs Civil War winners - LeftyHoges (c), andigold (vc), LarryLong, kev, monsta65, wbennett, HCC, BenM
2013 VIC OZgolf champs putting champ - LeftyHoges
2013 VIC OZgolf champs best power spew - LeftyHoges
2013 VIC OZgolf champs most disappointing result - Tied DC68 & AndyP (I thought these two would street the field)
2013 VIC OZgolf champs talk shit under water with a mouth full of wet cement - Tied Popper81 & Marto65
2013 VIC OZgolf champs best hat - monsta65
2013 VIC OZgolf champs most beautiful man in the cosmos - Iain
2013 VIC OZgolf champs best table tennis player - ????
2013 VIC OZgolf champs best bent putter putter - ????
2013 VIC OZgolf champs least urine expelled - wbennett
2013 VIC OZgolf champs Blue Balls - Paige_rs (early to bed every night, seen frequently napping on course)

Best table tennis was myself and Andigold
Shouldn't the Blue Balls go to Spud, I think he had more sleep than Paige_rs

[popper81]

Best table tennis was myself and Andigold
Shouldn't the Blue Balls go to Spud, I think he had more sleep than Paige_rs

Popper, after being in China town ;)

[KristianJ]

Courty, could you please create the following NSW Champs merit bars when you get time:

2013 NSW Champs Winner: matty
2013 NSW Putting Comp Winner: JADO75
2013 NSW Chief Chunder-er: liptout (purely optional...)

[LeftyHoges]

Courty, could you please create the following NSW Champs merit bars when you get time:

2013 NSW Champs Winner: matty
2013 NSW Putting Comp Winner: JADO75
2013 NSW Chief Chunder-er: liptout (purely optional...)

He's got to do the VIC ones from 8 months ago first!

[Dotty]

2013 NSW Chief Chunder-er: Chuck McGutsup

[liptout]

2013 NSW Chief Chunder-er: Chuck McGutsup

Food poisoning!!!

[Courty]

2013 NSW Champs Winner: matty

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013NSWChamp-matty.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013NSWChamp-matty.jpg


2013 NSW Putting Comp Winner: JADO75

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013NSWPuttingChamp-Jado75.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013NSWPuttingChamp-Jado75.jpg


2013 NSW Chief Chunder-er: liptout (purely optional...)

I chose the option that says "I don't want to devalue the OZgolf brand". :p

[Courty]

Here's the standard set.

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICChamp-Peter_rs.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICChamp-Peter_rs.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICGross-muldude.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICGross-muldude.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICPuttingChamp-LeftyHoges.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICPuttingChamp-LeftyHoges.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICBestDressed-grumpy.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICBestDressed-grumpy.jpg

[LeftyHoges]

Here's the standard set.

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICChamp-Peter_rs.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICChamp-Peter_rs.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICGross-muldude.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICGross-muldude.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICPuttingChamp-LeftyHoges.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICPuttingChamp-LeftyHoges.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICBestDressed-grumpy.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net/images/MeritBars/2013VICBestDressed-grumpy.jpg

Champion mate. Great effort.

[matty]

Got it. Thanks.

[Courty]

Got it. Thanks.

:smt023

[matty]

Love ya work. Need a sky blue.

[LeftyHoges]

Best make Johnny Canuck a WA Scratch merit bar too Courty.

Oh wait, that wasn't him that won that!

[sms316]

Best make Johnny Canuck a WA Scratch merit bar too Courty.

Oh wait, that wasn't him that won that!
:lol:

[Courty]

A couple of new ones...

http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013Champion-Marto65.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013Champion-Marto65.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013Gross-DC68LeftyHoges.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013Gross-DC68LeftyHoges.jpg

[Lagerlover]

WTF??

NTP 3rd at Hope Island.

[Lagerlover]

Courty, PM sent apologising for likening you to Big Bird.


Too late??

[Courty]

Courty, PM sent apologising for likening you to Big Bird.


Too late??

Response PM'd. 8)

[LeftyHoges]

Do we have ones for WA? Have I missed them somewhere?

[Courty]

Do we have ones for WA? Have I missed them somewhere?

I could have sworn I made them, but I can't find anything. Who won again?

[LeftyHoges]

I could have sworn I made them, but I can't find anything. Who won again?

I thought you did too, but I couldn't find them either. You made Simmsy's! :lol:

Winner - NK
Gross - LeftyHoges

I think that's all they have... :-k

[Courty]

I thought you did too, but I couldn't find them either. You made Simmsy's! :lol:

Winner - NK
Gross - LeftyHoges

I think that's all they have... :-k

I thought we weren't awarding gross anymore. ;)

[Courty]

Alrighty then:

http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013WAChamp-NK.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013WAChamp-NK.jpg

http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013WAGross-LeftyHoges.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013WAGross-LeftyHoges.jpg

[dc68]

WTF??

NTP 3rd at Hope Island.

What about 17?

[Lagerlover]

What about 17? No mate, overshot the 17th.

[mike]

What about Saturday winner? Surely that counts as a major.

[mike]

Or should I make my own again?

[peter_rs]

Sorry never has

[Johnny Canuck]

Like best gross.

[mike]

Sorry never hasRighto. It was worth a shot.

[LeftyHoges]

Like best gross.

Zing!

[AndyP]

I don't know about Pete, but I won't be volunteering any of my time for the Champs next year.

[sms316]

I don't know about Pete, but I won't be volunteering any of my time for the Champs next year. Would you like to join the bleat thread?

[AndyP]

Only to bleat about bleating.

[sms316]

The force is strong in the bleat. The force is calling.

[AndyP]

Nah, it would be more of an abusive rant than a bleat.

[sms316]

Do it. You know you want to.

Harness the good energy. Block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad.

[just]

I don't know about Pete, but I won't be volunteering any of my time for the Champs next year.
Can't blame me this year!

[peter_rs]

It will be easy next year the champs will only be open to plus markers... Not those wantabe "low markers"... That think gross matters

[Yossarian]

Come to WA Champs, beach party all the time.

[popper81]

It will be easy next year the champs will only be open to plus markers... Not those wantabe "low markers"... That think gross matters

We should just play it in a prison.... Then burglars (like you) will fit right in.

[Courty]

Hi all,

I have (posthumously) created some personalised Merit Bars for the 2013 Uncivil War. See below:


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013ConfedCaptain-LeftyHoges.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013ConfedInfantry-BenM.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013ConfedInfantry-HCC.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013ConfedInfantry-Kev.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013ConfedInfantry-LarryLong.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013ConfedInfantry-Monsta65.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013ConfedInfantry-wbennett.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013ConfedViceCaptain-Andigold.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013UnionInfantry-AndyP.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013UnionInfantry-Grumpy.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013UnionInfantry-Iain.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013UnionInfantry-Lucasto23.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013UnionInfantry-Peter_RS.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013UnionInfantry-Popper81.jpg


http://www.ozgolf.net//images/MeritBars/2013UncivilWar/2013UnionViceCaptain-Marto65.jpg

2014 versions will be created once the attendees and teams list has been finalised.

[KristianJ]

Posthumously? Did they all perish? :lol:

Might I suggest belatedly? ;)

[Courty]

Posthumously? Did they all perish? :lol:Might I suggest belatedly? ;) Nah, in gonna stick with posthumously. That match is dead to me.

[Nuffie]

Was wondering if I can please get a new bar for winning the classic event - WA Summer Cup 2014, last week at Kwinana?

I might also need the existing ones changed to 'Nuffie' from 'nuffiethegolfman'.

[LeftyHoges]

Was wondering if I can please get a new bar for winning the classic event - WA Summer Cup 2014, last week at Kwinana?

I might also need the existing ones changed to 'Nuffie' from 'nuffiethegolfman'.

Get in line Nuff. We need VIC Champs ones first! ;)

[PeteyD]

How many played? Needs enough to make it a classic. I think it is 16.

[sms316]

How many played? Needs enough to make it a classic. I think it is 16. I'm sure that if they did a head count they would have it covered.