Warwick Capper - A true GAFL star!

[poidda]

What will this tosser do next? The video is hilarious!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21899477-29277,00.html?from=public_rss

[BrisVegas]

What about Barry Hall becoming a heavyweight boxer??? Must be something in the water these AFL guys drink...

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,21903033-23211,00.html

[Fishman Dan]

What about Ian Roberts becoming a gay icon?

Something about stones and glass houses......

;)

[dc68]

What about the fact they both hail form NSW?

[BrisVegas]

What about Ian Roberts becoming a gay icon?

Something about stones and glass houses......

too cryptic for me. Please explain!

[Fishman Dan]

too cryptic for me. Please explain!

Really? I'll draw you a diagram.

http://www.towleroad.com/photos/uncategorized/ian_roberts_beefcae.jpg http://www.decodeunicode.org/data/glyph/196x196/003D.gif http://www.ashevillepride.org/graphics/prideflag4.jpg

[BrisVegas]

no shit. he's gay. got that. but what did you mean by reminding us all of that?

[dc68]

League v GAYFL thing you ooooooohhh you have a poof playing... so what you have a bigger poof blahblahblah

[Courty]

I think it's an AFL vs. Rugby League thing.

[dc68]

No thit therlock?

[BrisVegas]

ahhh thanks guys. Thought it was a Qld v NSW thing, hence my confusion.

FWIW, I'm no league guy. Only football I ever played was with the round ball. Oh and a couple of AFL games in high school.

[Webster]

Someone please explain to me the link between Warwick Capper and homosexuality?

[dc68]

Fithy? You cath the firtht thtone. pleathe ethplain?

[Jarro]

Someone please explain to me the link between Warwick Capper and homosexuality?

You obviously didn't see him on the Sunrise program this morning :shock:

man he's a dickhead :x

[Fishman Dan]

Fithy? You cath the firtht thtone. pleathe ethplain?

The firtht thtone was catht by the thtarter of the thread. I merely rethponded in kind.

Bethides, I reckon Watha would take it any which way! He'th probably not gay, but thcrewed a bloke who wath.

[Bruce]

And he has nuded up for Penthouse.

oh sorry - penthouthe.

He's not really gay - jsut a shameless cockhead.

[BrisWesty]

Warwick is the Paris Hilton of the AFL, except he actually had a bit of talent to start with.

[poidda]

Someone get Warwich off the drugs for gos sake!

Former AFL star to run for mayor

July 16, 2007 11:47am

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FORMER AFL star Warwick Capper has turned his focus to politics and announced he will run for mayor of the Gold Coast.

Capper, who has recently worked as a Gold Coast "meter man" topping up parking meters on the Queensland tourist strip, said he would run as a mayoral candidate in the March 2008 Gold Coast City election.
He joins a growing list of challengers to current mayor and former Olympian Ron Clarke, including Elvis impersonator Dean Vegas, who unsuccessfully contested the 2004 election.
The former Brisbane Bear and Sydney Swan player said his status as an "icon" gave him a good chance in the poll.
"I've got a huge background over the last 22 years," Capper told the Nine Network.
"If Ron can do it, and an Elvis impersonator, why can't I?
"A lot of people like me and respect me for what I did with the Swans, and a lot of kids like me."
Among the 44-year-old's election policies are the legalisation of prostitution and the introduction of a curfew on the coast's licensed venues.
"I want to legalise prostitution, I think that would be a good thing," Capper said.
"I also want to clean the Gold Coast up.
"I think the clubs should be shut after 1am, it's too late. There's too many drugs and alcohol, we've got to clean up the streets for starters."
The annual Schoolies celebrations also need an overhaul, he said.
"I think they should clean up Schoolies week, it's bad for the Gold Coast," Capper said.
"It's good for revenue, getting kids here, but they need more things to do, like games to get off the alcohol and drugs.
"Get them into a bit of sport."
Capper has also revealed his plans to make a television program, to be screened on his website, which will feature interviews with celebrities from around the world.
Capper has his own domain name for his website – described as his "online crib" – although his name is spelt incorrectly.
The address is warrickcapper.com (http://www.warrickcapper.com/).

[markTHEblake]

Isnt that old news? coulda sworn i heard this months ago. I guess the papers are slow in brisbane.

so this time we will have a marathon runner, probbaly a stripper again, wozza and Elvis.

its looking good for Elvis.

[dc68]

its looking good for Elvis.


This particular Elvis.. Dean Vegas was the celebrant at a mates wedding on the 7th of July. Shit it was funny.

[poidda]

Isnt that old news? coulda sworn i heard this months ago. I guess the papers are slow in brisbane.

I guess it's the Nation that months behind you MTB! Or maybe it's just the internet!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22081789-29277,00.html

[goughy]

He was involved in the waxing of the genitalia of one of the afternoon radio announcers from the 'benchwarmers' program on friday afternoon; he certainly loves the sound of his own voice and hearing it promote his website was a favourite of his.

[markTHEblake]

Now that DC mentions it, "Elvis" did a concert at our church a few months ago, and he was very funny as well. Might have been him instead that mentioned running for Mayor.

easy to get two legends mixed up.


Goughy, i cant beleive you said that in the presence of Elvis. Moderate yourself please.

[AndyP]

Capper is better than Jonathan Brown. Just ask him. :mrgreen:
http://www.theage.com.au/news/sport/youre-history-coach/2007/07/23/1185043030514.html

[AndyP]

He's brililant. A long time after his football career, he can still manage to grab headlines.
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/footy/common/story_page/0,8033,22191688%255E19742,00.html

[Fishman Dan]

I think I'm Australia's answer to Paris Hilton. Someone also said I'm like David Beckham. I'm a good looking footballer with the same quick wit.

Sensational!

[McCoy]

That Beckham line about the same quick wit is funny. Might be a fair few years ago now, but if I remember correctly I didn't think those pictures his wife did for a certain magazine were too bad.

[poidda]

Is there anything this great man cant do?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22188374-2,00.html?from=mostpop

[Courty]

Has anyone seen Warwick Capper & Jarro in the same room at the same time? :-s


He has also launched a website selling memorabilia from his playing days, called warrickcapper.com.au - with his name misspelled.

:lol:

[AndyP]

Can someone tell poidda to take me off ignore?

[Courty]

Did someone say something?

[poidda]

huh?

[AndyP]

He's brililant. A long time after his football career, he can still manage to grab headlines.
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/footy/common/story_page/0,8033,22191688%255E19742,00.html

Is there anything this great man cant do?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22188374-2,00.html?from=mostpop
I felt that you did not supply any additional information to that which I had supplied above.

[poidda]

I felt that you did not supply any additional information to that which I had supplied above.

I dont mean to be completely Anal, but I think you'll find the article I supplied has a photo of capper with his pants down.

But that's just me being anal of course!

[AndyP]

I'm disturbed by the amount that you have used the word anal, after mentioning a picture of capper with his pants down and a porno.

[PeteyD]

I'm disturbed.

This we were already aware of.

[goughy]

Here is the youtube video of warwick capper when he went on one our afternoon syndicated radio program to wax the ............... of one of the announcers!

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It sounded painful live on air!

[AndyP]

Why would I want to click play?

[goughy]

And I only just watched it now myself, and Warwick didn't do it anyway. On air they said he did pull off one strip!

[McCoy]

Apparently his XXX movie is worth $59.95, how many copies do you think they've sold? Less than 100?

[Webster]

Judgesmails sent me the still pics from the movie (with the rude bits pixelled out). The girl in it is not too shabby.

[goughy]

I didn't realise the judge was so prudish!!! Pixels indeed...

I believe the girl was his 24 year old girlfriend. They shot it themselves and sold it to a distributer or something.

[sms316]

:lol::lol::lol:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wendell-sailor-smashes-warwick-capper-in-charity-boxing-match/story-e6freuy9-1225792613296

[Jarro]

A few blows to the head aren't going to make him any dumber that's for sure.

[Tongueboy]

bit harder

[3oneday]

Aren't you supposed to keep your hands up ?

[dan]

he fights like a girl

[Bruce]

They should have sold tickets for the right to go in and beat up on that dickhead.

[sms316]

Which one?

[Jarro]

Did Capper at least give Wendell a fat lip ?

[3oneday]

Maybe later on with his schlong ?

[Bruce]

Which one?

My ambiguity was intentional :)

[BrisWesty]

Wazza only took what was his. His being Dell's left and right fists.