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steeltoast69
10th May 2007, 12:43 PM
hello to all out there in golfing land
im currently playing at an ipswich course
just getting back into it after a 5 year break
lost 4 strokes this year :smt013
any single girls out there who like to play golf ?

BrisVegas
10th May 2007, 12:56 PM
can't help you with the birds, but welcome aboard! I'm in Ippy too.

Maybe we'll see you at an ozgolf 1st tee game soon.

Eag's
10th May 2007, 01:02 PM
Hey steeltoast69, welcome to the Golf nutt factory ;)

Grunt
10th May 2007, 01:06 PM
Welcome to the Weird Wide web that is OzGolf.

Courty
10th May 2007, 01:10 PM
Hi steeltoast69, I hope the 69 isn't a family reference to that nutter Golfer69. :shock:

Enjoy!

dc68
10th May 2007, 01:17 PM
True Courty, Welcome all the same ST69.

steeltoast69
10th May 2007, 01:43 PM
any idea when it is to be on?
1st tee game

mikezone13
10th May 2007, 01:47 PM
Good afternoon and welcome.. how long until your avatar is removed? :D

Courty
10th May 2007, 01:49 PM
Nice avatar, but you better remove it. It's against forum rules. ;)

AndyP
10th May 2007, 01:54 PM
any idea when it is to be on?
1st tee game
There's always games happening. Just keep an eye on the 1st tee area of the forum.

Welcome.

Choppa
10th May 2007, 01:57 PM
Welcome 69 ;)

I'll be sorry to see that Avatar go!

poidda
10th May 2007, 02:27 PM
Welcome to the new 69!

Man, I missed the Avatar!

Jarro
10th May 2007, 02:32 PM
Gidday

Iain
10th May 2007, 02:42 PM
Welcome.

Me too Poidda...

Jarro
10th May 2007, 02:48 PM
Good afternoon and welcome.. how long until your avatar is removed? :D


Nice avatar, but you better remove it. It's against forum rules. ;)


Welcome 69 ;)

I'll be sorry to see that Avatar go!


Welcome to the new 69!

Man, I missed the Avatar!

What'd i miss :-s

mikezone13
10th May 2007, 03:08 PM
What'd i miss :-s


Boobs and a golf swing :D

kpac
10th May 2007, 03:11 PM
i want boobs and a golf swing back!!! no fair.

oh and welcome

Moe Norman
10th May 2007, 03:48 PM
ripoff, missed the boobs.

Courty
10th May 2007, 03:49 PM
ripoff, missed the boobs.

That's a shame, they were pretty good. :twisted:

Jarro
10th May 2007, 04:54 PM
That's a shame, they were pretty good. :twisted:


How good ???? :-s

I mean, if Pamela Andersons were a 9/10 ... how would these rate ?

Courty
10th May 2007, 04:59 PM
I mean, if Pamela Andersons were a 9/10 ... how would these rate ?

Pamela Anderson?

Silicon-filled, botox-injected, deadbeat-marrying mutton-dressed-as-lamb.

Nope, these were real boobies. :mrgreen:

Moe Norman
10th May 2007, 06:04 PM
i guess i am on the internet, if i want to see boobs, they're not far away.

But there's something about seeing them unexpectedly that makes it so much better....!

Eag's
10th May 2007, 06:06 PM
i guess i am on the internet, if i want to see boobs, they're not far away.

But there's something about seeing them unexpectedly that makes it so much better....!

Damn straight mate ;)

AndyP
10th May 2007, 06:21 PM
But there's something about seeing them unexpectedly that makes it so much better....!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g32/gazgolf1/Hawaii06129.jpg

Iain
10th May 2007, 06:27 PM
Andy, one of your finest!!!! :smt038

3oneday
10th May 2007, 07:09 PM
So, who was it ? (not sucking the beer by the way :p)

Moe Norman
10th May 2007, 07:12 PM
i didn' scroll past the beer can

Courty
10th May 2007, 07:30 PM
So, who was it ? (not sucking the beer by the way :p)

Does it really matter? 8-)

markTHEblake
10th May 2007, 08:27 PM
any single girls out there who like to play golf ?

this forum is made up mostly of girls, some of them are single but when you see their heads you will know why.

3oneday
10th May 2007, 09:03 PM
Does it really matter? 8-)in a word ?

yep

shavey
15th May 2007, 10:55 PM
I found myself looking at that picture far too long..

Must be getting late!

Goldy
20th July 2011, 06:35 PM
So.

THIS is the toast thread.

What do you like on your toast?

And what sort of bread do you use, to make your toast.

All of these things need answers.

And those answers SHOULD be here.

In this thread.

THE toast thread.

mike
20th July 2011, 06:44 PM
Lemon butter made by my mother-in-law. On white bread.

Goldy
20th July 2011, 06:48 PM
That's the spirit Mike.

I'm a peanut butter man myself. Wholegrain bread.

Although vegemite with plenty of butter is also excellent.

And just in reference to the thread - it would appear that the original owner has left the building - so I'm claiming it.

mike
20th July 2011, 06:49 PM
Wholegrain is OK. Can't stand wholemeal. It tastes like cardboard.

Jarro
20th July 2011, 06:49 PM
promite on wholegrain

Goldy
20th July 2011, 06:53 PM
Wholegrain is OK. Can't stand wholemeal. It tastes like cardboard.

x2

Goldy
20th July 2011, 06:54 PM
Now we're rolling.

Goldy
20th July 2011, 06:55 PM
promite on wholegrain

Jarro - is promite like vegemite?

I remember marmite when I was a kid - it was okay, too.

mike
20th July 2011, 06:56 PM
Promite is the edible version of vegemite.

Daves
20th July 2011, 06:57 PM
Baked Beans with cheddar cheese melted over the top.

A double yoke fried egg.

Lots of Toast with a big steaming bowl of hot and spicy seafood Tom Yum

White or mixed grain, stick the wholemeal.

Eldrick
20th July 2011, 07:23 PM
Lemon butter made by my mother-in-law. On white bread.

i haven't had lemon butter in absolute yonks

either peanut butter so thick that you almost asphyxiate(thanks google)
or Vegemite and cheese under the grill with the nice layer of oil that seeps out of the cheese

mike
20th July 2011, 07:31 PM
Eldrick, the lemon butter you buy in the shops tastes like petrol.

Goldy
20th July 2011, 07:36 PM
i haven't had lemon butter in absolute yonks

either peanut butter so thick that you almost asphyxiate(thanks google)
or Vegemite and cheese under the grill with the nice layer of oil that seeps out of the cheese

I wanna toast party with you, big guy.

No homo.

Dazza
20th July 2011, 07:56 PM
Crab paste.

BrisVegas
20th July 2011, 08:00 PM
Raisin toast with butter.

timinsa
20th July 2011, 08:15 PM
Aaaaarrgh my eyes!

Dotty
20th July 2011, 09:33 PM
Bloody amateurs.

I'm getting in the professionals to do proper toast jokes ....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8nn5gawPFg

MegaWatty
20th July 2011, 09:59 PM
What about Crumpets?

mike
20th July 2011, 10:18 PM
I like crumpet.

MegaWatty
20th July 2011, 10:35 PM
19 minutes was too long for that response!

mike
20th July 2011, 11:20 PM
I saw it 18 minutes after you posted.

Ferrins
21st July 2011, 06:05 AM
Fig jam with chopped roasted almonds, sesame seeds and a dash of Sambucca on german light sour dough breed, thinly sliced and toasted.

Goldy
21st July 2011, 06:56 AM
Fig jam with chopped roasted almonds, sesame seeds and a dash of Sambucca on german light sour dough breed, thinly sliced and toasted.

WOW - in a shot glass?

Ferrins
21st July 2011, 07:15 AM
I mix it all together in a big bottle and let it ferment for a while. Aniseed liqueur can be Sambucca or other.

Goldy
21st July 2011, 07:17 AM
I like dedication to the cause.

Talart
31st July 2011, 06:42 AM
Welcome, the boobs were fine but to show a golf swing among hackers is just cruel! :)

Goldy
31st July 2011, 06:46 AM
What's that got to do with toast?

I like boobs.