Can anyone finish this sentence? Best way of revenge is to......

[Golf_Novice]

Hmmm... the Best way of revenge is to ????

[Iain]

:confused: :shock: :-s

[Golf_Novice]

:)

[3oneday]

:confused: :shock: :-swhat did you do ????

tsk tsk ;)

[PeteyD]

Getting a bit concerned Iain?? hehe :D

[BrisVegas]

... tip his motorbike over.

[AndyP]

Give him fatty foods and tell him it is low-fat.

[just]

..scratch the soles of his X-Tours.

[Virgal_Tracy]

Some of the best I have heard.

Ringing another countries time call and leaving the phone off the hook.

Frozen prawns up the air intake for the vents of the persons car. force of the air will force them up the system and when they thaw a horrid smell and have to take the dash apart to get to them.

Sew prawn heades into the base of curtains or put them into the curtain rods.

A little less nasty, change the pin settings on the garage automatic garage door.

just a few to help you out.

Get back to me if you want more

[Golf_Novice]

Oh my gosh - you are a bitter person!! hehe I LOVE IT!



Why did everyone assume I'm taking revenge out on Iain?? ;)

[Webster]

Best way of revenge is to :

- crap in their doona
- give their email address to a gay porn site
- etch a serial number onto their Tour driver's hosel
- hack them to death with a blunt instrument while their kids watch

Jack (dont cross me)

[Golf_Novice]

Everyone seems to be on the same wave length with hurting "the persons" golf clubs... Hmmmm.... gets me thinking!!

:)

[Bruce]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

The best revenge is living well.

It's a wonderful expression. Just don't know how true it is. Don't see it turning up in a lot of opera plots. 'Ludwig, maddened by the poisoning of his entire family, wreaks vengeance on Gunther in the third act by living well. Whereupon Woton, upon discovering his deception, wreaks vengeance on Gunther in the third act again by living even better than the Duke.'

[Golf_Novice]

The best revenge is living well.


B O R I N G !!! :evil:

[Fishman Dan]

Put dog crap in a pile of paper on the door step, set fire to it and ring the doorbell.

That's pure gold.

[poidda]

a) Freeze dog crap, then grate it into the carpet with a cheeze grater!

b) Get a tub of butter, put crap in the bottom of it, then the buuter back on top. The "target" will use the butter until eventually they reach the crap!

[Fishman Dan]

Poidda - you've got this covered... I'd praise Jack, but there's something in that post that was pure evil.

[Golf_Novice]

It's all about dog poo though.... GROSS!! I don't want to have to touch it. However, we've got two dogs, so there'd be double trouble... But I still don't want to have to touch it!!! :(

[goughy]

Spread alfalfa seeds through their carpet put the plugs in in all sinks, bathtubs etc and turn them on. Best done when they are away for at least a few days and even better if the house is 2 story.

[Iain]

what did you do ????

tsk tsk ;)

Nothing.....

[Eag's]

Nothing.....

You better hope not mate, with all these ideas your are stuffed :shock: :smt002

[Flowergirl]

Nothing.....


Mmmmmm - maybe then that's the problem.:shock:

[3oneday]

Mmmmmm - maybe then that's the problem.:shock:ahh yes, female logic, love it :(

[Iain]

Mmmmmm - maybe then that's the problem.:shock:

Well then, it's not my problem.....

[Golf_Novice]

Hehe - it's not about anyone in particular... Don't know where you all got that from! This could just be used one day as a useful resource :)

However - I do like:

Originally Posted by Flowergirl
Mmmmmm - maybe then that's the problem.:shock:

[Golf_Novice]

So did anyone see Sunrise this morning where they were talking about revenge on exes ???

WOW!!

Some people are evil!! And men too... Best one - swapping her whole wardrobe for the same clothes, just two sizes smaller!! OUCH!

:(

[wavemaker]

Open a can of sardines and tip the oil on the top of the doors in the house. It soaks in and then starts to reek. We had a very antagonistic neighbour at a construction site I was working on, and one day he parked his car across the rear gate in a tight alley, locked it and walked away. I grabbed a set of nylon strap slings and hooked it up to the tower crane We lifted the car down the alley a way and turned it round so the bumpers were just touching the fences either side. We pi$$ed ourselves when he came back for the car. His face was a picture. It was purple and all his veins were sticking out. We left it there till we knocked off at 3.30
Confucious say- When you plot revenge, dig two holes.

[Iain]

:smt087

[Golf_Novice]

..scratch the soles of his X-Tours.

And how do I do this???

:-D

[Golf_Novice]

Just an update....

Revenge is SWEEEEET!!

;)

[dc68]

A better way would be to get them banned from playing online poker tournies.

[Ducky]

I can accept on-the-fly revenge, but to plan it in advance is petty.

[Golf_Novice]

Hehe - or sell their golf clubs???

;)

[3oneday]

Hehe - or sell their golf clubs???

;)useless unless you cut up his/your credit card as well ;)

[Golf_Novice]

Damn... that may have to be the next step ;)

[Ducky]

I'm so glad we've made the move towards the Babysitter's Club.

[Golf_Novice]

I'm so glad we've made the move towards the Babysitter's Club.

What Club???

:confused:

[just]

I think Ducky is alluding to the fact that the forum doesn't talk enough about golf (something, GolfNovice, which you have been a significant factor over the past few weeks) and is instead engaged in something, I'm presuming, he thinks is quite childish.

It's worth pointing out to you, Ducky, that OZGOLF arranges and plays more games than most other forums, games at which a lot of discussion about golf goes on.

Not having a go at anyone just trying to clarify some of the issues.

Sometimes isn't it better just to say what we think and get the issues out in the open.

Just

[Ducky]

Sometimes isn't it better just to say what we think and get the issues out in the open.
Not really, I like to leave it all open to interpretation.

;)


What Club?
Haven't you ever read the book series? Where have you been?

:shock:

[amanda]

Haven't you ever read the book series? Where have you been?

:shock:

What is more surprising is that you have ;)

[dc68]

Not really.

[Golf_Novice]

What is more surprising is that you have ;)


Surprising or scary??? :shock:

Sorry I have been a contributing factor to talk of the non-golf topics!! I have been told that I can't really take part in any of your golf games, so I'll be an active member of your forum... now I'm being told I can't even do that! Well that's just dandy....

THANKS!

[amanda]

I have been told that I can't really take part in any of your golf games, so I'll be an active member of your forum... now I'm being told I can't even do that! Well that's just dandy....

THANKS!
GN - who said you can't play ozgolf games? Stuff 'em I say! The sooner you're out there playing, the better. :-D

And I personally have enjoyed reading the non-golf topics. While we are all brought together by golf - I'm fairly sure that for most of us, it's not our entire universe.

For those who aren't interested in reading non-golf topics - DON'T READ THEM. Simple eh?

[Golf_Novice]

:smt038

[BrisVegas]

what amanda said.

[3oneday]

buncha girls.....




oh, you are :oops: :lol:

[Golf_Novice]

hehe ..... nice!

[Ducky]

*Beverly Hills 90210 Theme*

[Golf_Novice]

*Beverly Hills 90210 Theme*



HUH? :confused: :confused: (again)

[3oneday]

HUH? :confused: :confused: (again)he can be a duckhead at times ;)

[Golf_Novice]

he can be a duckhead at times ;)


So I'm not the only one thinking this....:shock: