Uncivil War X - Peninsula Kingswood Golf Club - North Course, Sunday 3rd March 2024

[LeftyHoges]

We can't have a Vic Champs thread without the Uncivil War thread getting simultaneously derailed.

Welcome to installment 10, in what I'm fairly confident will be our last Uncivil War. The format was great but has sadly waned over the past few years with participants getting harder and harder to shoehorn into the Southern side (and judging from performances I'm confident there were a few "inside men" who refused to truly fight for the flag!).

More details will be posted here in due course, but just "setting the scene", as it were....

[3Puttpete]

We can't have a Vic Champs thread without the Uncivil War thread getting simultaneously derailed.



Hello

[LeftyHoges]

Hello

Hi 3PP,

What's your take on the Israelian / Palestine / Hamas conflict?

[Courty]

What's your take on the Israelian / Palestine / Hamas conflict?

I'm more interested in his thoughts on rising property values and the cost of living 'crisis'.

[LeftyHoges]

I'm more interested in his thoughts on rising property values and the cost of living 'crisis'.

Stop derailing our thread.

[SundayHack]

We can't have a Vic Champs thread without the Uncivil War thread getting simultaneously derailed.Welcome to installment 10, in what I'm fairly confident will be our last Uncivil War. The format was great but has sadly waned over the past few years with participants getting harder and harder to shoehorn into the Southern side (and judging from performances I'm confident there were a few "inside men" who refused to truly fight for the flag!).More details will be posted here in due course, but just "setting the scene", as it were.... Besides yourself and your little annoying mate, are there any more true confederate soldiers remaining? Is it time for new battles lines to be drawn.

[LeftyHoges]

Besides yourself and your little annoying mate, are there any more true confederate soldiers remaining? Is it time for new battles lines to be drawn.

Depends on what you call "true soldiers". If you go back to Uncivil War I Monsta and I will be the only Confeds left. Peter_rs, AndyP, Lucasto and Courty for the Union.

It is definitely time for a new team format, after this one. 10 and done. :lol:

[3Puttpete]

I think you're right, it's definitely a conflict

[3Puttpete]

I'm more interested in his thoughts on rising property values and the cost of living 'crisis'.

Tents and electric scooters. Sorted.

[3Puttpete]

Besides yourself and your little annoying mate, are there any more true confederate soldiers remaining? Is it time for new battles lines to be drawn.

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[PeteyD]

South is soft

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[Muffinman]

Going to need someone to translate this thread for me

[LeftyHoges]

Going to need someone to translate this thread for me

You're a Southerner / Confederate (the good guys), and the Northern Scum / Union (Queensland and NSW) are scum.

Simples.

[3Puttpete]

Going to need someone to translate this thread for me

The uncivil part is due, in large part, to the disgraceful attitudes and personalities of the Union team from the north.

We’ve also spoken to Centrelink about receiving a carer’s allowance for playing golf with them but there was a paperwork mix up and it hasn’t been approved.

You’ll make one of them your bitch.

[Ron Burgundy]

The union are the Harlem Globetrotters. The confederates are the Washington Generals. Muffinman, I feel bad for you being stuck with those losers, but it’s only for one day.

[Muffinman]

sounds like a ****ing hoot

[Muffinman]

Go the VICS!!!!

[SundayHack]

The union are the Harlem Globetrotters. The confederates are the Washington Generals. Muffinman, I feel bad for you being stuck with those losers, but it’s only for one day.Unbeaten since 2017. The dominance is real.

[SundayHack]

Go the VICS!!!! A lot of the piss weak Vics don’t even bother turning up.

[LeftyHoges]

A lot of the piss weak Vics don’t even bother turning up.

They already dominated early doors, so don't need to re-assert their authority.

[SundayHack]

They already dominated early doors, so don't need to re-assert their authority. That is just a piss weak excuse.

[LeftyHoges]

That is just a piss weak excuse.

Do you keep doing stuff after you've finished the job?

[SundayHack]

Do you keep doing stuff after you've finished the job?The job is never done. That is until we win a sixth straight and the format is killed off. All because the weak as piss South can’t put a team together in their own backyard. Take that as a call out to all you Southern Shitgibbons, to get your arses to Peninsula this year. Times a ticking.

[Yossarian]

Am I like French reinforcements long awaited.

[SundayHack]

Am I like French reinforcements long awaited.Let’s hope so.

[Courty]

Am I like French reinforcements long awaited.

I hope you are bringing a white flag.

[Yossarian]

58588

[SundayHack]

Is this potentially our first call out?

[3Puttpete]

Is this potentially our first call out?

If he finishes he wins.

[SundayHack]

If he finishes he wins. I’m taking Courty v Yoss. If it was Slug and myself there is every chance of whoever finishes wins.

[3Puttpete]

I’m taking Courty v Yoss. If it was Slug and myself there is every chance of whoever finishes wins.

Last one to retire hurt wins [emoji3]

[Slug]

I’m taking Courty v Yoss. If it was Slug and myself there is every chance of whoever finishes wins.

Wish I could make an appearance, however recovery from shoulder surgery has put a stop to that. I’d be lucky to make the turn these days

[LeftyHoges]

Wish I could make an appearance, however recovery from shoulder surgery has put a stop to that. I’d be lucky to make the turn these days

That's a shame mate, but rest up, and ready yourself for a tilt next year...

[3Puttpete]

It’s nearly time to announce my intended victim

[SundayHack]

It’s nearly time to announce my intended victim This should be interesting. Intended. 😂

[3Puttpete]

This should be interesting. Intended. [emoji23]

Nothing is guaranteed. They might cry and run away.

[JoeS]

I thought their would have been a few more having a jab after last year. I can't see the confeds going down as easily again. There are a few union members that need to be taken down a peg.

[Yossarian]

Barry the Baptist is coming for you Northern monkeys.

[3Puttpete]

Who’s my captain?

[JoeS]

Who’s my captain?As last year's captain, I would like to nominate 3PP for this year's Confederate captain. A well deserved nomination as someone who has taken a lot of sh1t from Northern scum and keeps coming back.

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[3Puttpete]

As last year's captain, I would like to nominate 3PP for this year's Confederate captain. A well deserved nomination as someone who has taken a lot of sh1t from Northern scum and keeps coming back.

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It’s an honour to be nominated. I’ll take some counsel and let you know.

[Yossarian]

Yoss for mod.

[LeftyHoges]

As last year's captain, I would like to nominate 3PP for this year's Confederate captain. A well deserved nomination as someone who has taken a lot of sh1t from Northern scum and keeps coming back.

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Sorry Joe, 3PP has already been captain, and with a lack of "eligible" captain options available for the South, the decision was made by the Brains Trust to revert to the original captains for the "last hurrah". So it will be myself and Courty leading the sides....

[3Puttpete]

Thank God

[SundayHack]

As last year's captain, I would like to nominate 3PP for this year's Confederate captain. A well deserved nomination as someone who has taken a lot of sh1t from Northern scum and keeps coming back.Sent from my SM-G960F using TapatalkPlease. The MLC deserves all he gets.

[Ron Burgundy]

Captaining the south is a hell of a poisoned chalice. Takes a unique individual to sign up for that humiliation.

Actually maybe 3PP was the right call after all.

[3Puttpete]

Captaining the south is a hell of a poisoned chalice. Takes a unique individual to sign up for that humiliation.

Actually maybe 3PP was the right call after all.

The only thing more humiliating than being captained by me would be losing to me.

[LeftyHoges]

The only thing more humiliating than being captained by me would be losing to me.

Do I smell a call-out?

[3Puttpete]

Do I smell a call-out?

The smell is probably him soiling himself.

Do it

[Ron Burgundy]

The smell is probably him soiling himself.

Do it

Have at it.

Getting into your head won’t be a challenge. Dislodging the monkey might be though.

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[3Puttpete]

Have at it.

Getting into your head won’t be a challenge. Dislodging the monkey might be though.

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It’s more banjo and fiddle than cymbal

[Yossarian]

Evidently Mr Burgundy is an educated man. Now I really hate him.

[Ron Burgundy]

Evidently Mr Burgundy is an educated man. Now I really hate him. Careful now Doc. Not sure this Victorian climate will suit you. Would hate your TB to flare up before we meet at the PK corral.

[Yossarian]

Careful now Doc. Not sure this Victorian climate will suit you. Would hate your TB to flare up before we meet at the PK corral.

Nonsense, i've not yet begun to defile myself.

[BUSHY]

It’s more banjo and fiddle than cymbal

Like most southerners

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[LeftyHoges]

Uncivil War pairings will be announced at 9PM AEST.

If I'm still awake by then.

[3Puttpete]

I suppose he fell asleep

[peter_rs]

Come on I need something to pass the time at the Nudgee agm

[JoeS]

Come on I need something to pass the time at the Nudgee agmScotch

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[peter_rs]

I’m a lite weight after 8 months off the drink

[PeteyD]

#Shandy

[Courty]

First pairing out for the North on the Uncivil War battlefield is *drum roll*....

PeteyD
Gammon

You may call the first wave cannon fodder, but these guys are super stealthy mofos. They'll strike before anyone even knows they're there.

[LeftyHoges]

First pairing out for the North on the Uncivil War battlefield is *drum roll*....












PeteyD
Gammon

You may call the first wave cannon fodder, but these guys are super stealth mofos. They'll strike before anyone even knows they're there.Leading out the line for the Confederates and securing an early and vital win, will be a super steady pairing. Do you know the MuffinMan? The Union will soon know his pain. ParkRoyal will be using his majestic powers to oppress the underlings, like the Monarchy of old.

[LeftyHoges]

BobsYourNonGenderSpecificOlderRelative is next in the line up for the mighty South, pairing his uber-consistency with the abso-goddamn-lutely anything could happen flair of an ACT golfer in the form of Rickie Prowler. His last game at GungaGalunga was 27 points, which clearly means he's actually capable of playing elsewhere.

[Courty]

BobsYourNonGenderSpecificOlderRelative is next in the line up for the mighty South, pairing his uber-consistency with the abso-goddamn-lutely anything could happen flair of an ACT golfer in the form of Rickie Prowler. His last game at GungaGalunga was 27 points, which clearly means he's actually capable of playing elsewhere.

Consistent, you say? AndyP will see that consistency and grind BY(LGBTQIA+)O into the dirt with his tsunami of regulation pars.
Rickie Stalker Prowler will be no match for the abso-goddam-lutely-anything-could-happen flair of Johnno.

[Courty]

Now the heavy artillery has arrived...

Peter_rs has been sitting back & sharpening the knives for a while. They're super pointy and prime for sticking someone with.
Lucasto23 wears the Union heart on his sleeve, and will always bring the fight.

[LeftyHoges]

Now the heavy artillery has arrived...

Peter_rs has been sitting back & sharpening the knives for a while. They're super pointy and prime for sticking someone with.
Lucasto23 wears the Union heart on his sleeve, and will always bring the fight.Taking pity on the two guys who need to be finished early to protect their health, very clever. If you're gonna lose one you may as well lose three, hey?

Destroying them will be the two most mysterious men on OZgolf, JoeS and Peppas. Who knows what motivates these two? Is it blood? Is it lunch? Or is there something entirely deeper and darker to them?

[LeftyHoges]

Playing with the theory that a happy Azza is a winning Azza, who else to keep the Big Fella happy than the MLC, ON HIS SIDE FOR A CHANGE. Mick Malthouse says he can't see these two losing a hole all day.

[Courty]

Playing with the theory that a happy Azza is a winning Azza, who else to keep the Big Fella happy than the MLC, ON HIS SIDE FOR A CHANGE. Mick Malthouse says he can't see these two losing a hole all day.

Well, isn't the turncoat going to be embarrassed when he gets towelled up by the reigning Champ, Shazza!!
The Mirthy Little Clown will have that goofy smile wiped off his face when he smells the rich mahogany of Ron Burgundy tearing him limb from limb!

[Courty]

And finally, who else would anyone on either team rather have by their side in battle than the unstoppable force of the Bushmaster.

Oh, and me.

[LeftyHoges]

And finally, who else would anyone on either team rather have by their side in battle than the unstoppable force of the Bushmaster.

Oh, and me.Last but not least, the South will be WAnchored home by the Yin and Yang, the cool hand Luke with the wildfire Lefty, smashing home for a completely unnecessary but easily obtained 3 points, to complete the whitewash against a Northern rabble.

[3Puttpete]

Shit's gettin real now boys and girls

[3Puttpete]

If your plan was to make him happy by giving him 3 in the group to get angry at, well played.

[JoeS]

I like Pete-RS, but i will bury him in a field with no headstone for a grave.

[Courty]

Ladies & gentlemen... the official draw of the 10th and final instalment of the UnCivil War:

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[shazza_rs]

Well, isn't the turncoat going to be embarrassed when he gets towelled up by the reigning Champ, Shazza!!
The Mirthy Little Clown will have that goofy smile wiped off his face when he smells the rich mahogany of Ron Burgundy tearing him limb from limb!

Oh this is the best group! Three previous Vic Champs and a MLGC

[BUSHY]

And finally, who else would anyone on either team rather have by their side in battle than the unstoppable force of the Bushmaster.

Oh, and me.

Unstoppable force might be pushing it but I will never give up for my Captain and our wonderful team.

Luke. Preparedness will be key.

[Yossarian]

I love the smell of bush in the morning.

Smells like victory.

[3Puttpete]

Oh this is the best group! Three previous Vic Champs and a MLGC

And my record will be 2.5-0.5 against the group in UCW when it’s done.

[BUSHY]

I love the smell of bush in the morning.

Smells like victory.

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[ParkRoyal]

Leading out the line for the Confederates and securing an early and vital win, will be a super steady pairing. Do you know the MuffinMan? The Union will soon know his pain. ParkRoyal will be using his majestic powers to oppress the underlings, like the Monarchy of old.
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[Dotty]

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Confederate inbreeders have a new poster boy.

Go the Union!

[LeftyHoges]

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Just.....


Wow.

:shock:

[BobsYourUncle]

I'd game that - if only for novelty factor

[Yossarian]

Extra phat grip for those chipolata fingers of his.

[ParkRoyal]

Extra phat grip for those chipolata fingers of his.

Grip Master Cumberland Banger.

[Yossarian]

Grip Master Cumberland Banger. Actual lol.

[Lucasto23]

@peppas bring some Kitchener buns and I’ll go easy on you


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[Lucasto23]

Ladies & gentlemen... the official draw of the 10th and final instalment of the UnCivil War:

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What’s the Dress code for this Captain


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[PeteyD]

Red Mankini

[Lucasto23]

Red Mankini

Dammit I only have a leopard skin one

[LeftyHoges]

What’s the Dress code for this Captain


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Good point.

The Union will be going with Navy Shorts / Pants.

The Confederacy will be going with Grey Shorts / Pants.

[Courty]

Good point.

The Union will be going with Navy Shorts / Pants.

The Confederacy will be going with Grey Shorts / Pants.

This


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[JoeS]

Good enough excuse for a shopping trip to the golf shop

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[LeftyHoges]

Good enough excuse for a shopping trip to the golf shop

Sent from my SM-G960F using TapatalkWe wore grey last year....

[Yossarian]

I'm sure those shorts were suitably sullied.

[JoeS]

We wore grey last year....If you remember correctly, I was the only dumb arse to wear long pants on a 40 degree day.

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[LeftyHoges]

If you remember correctly, I was the only dumb arse to wear long pants on a 40 degree day.

Sent from my SM-G960F using TapatalkThat's fair.

They might need to be wet weather pants this year... [emoji849]

[3Puttpete]

That's fair.

They might need to be wet weather pants this year... [emoji849]

Wet weather pants?

I’m not even sure I’m packing an umbrella.

[SundayHack]

Wet weather pants?I’m not even sure I’m packing an umbrella.The only thing that will be raining is Ron’s tears.

[Ron Burgundy]

Oh there’s a good chance of tears. But they’ll be from the people lined up to congratulate me. Big strong men with tears in their eyes saying “Thank you Mr Burgundy. Thank you for beating 3PP like a rented mule”.

[Muffinman]

Ladies & gentlemen... the official draw of the 10th and final instalment of the UnCivil War:https://i.imgur.com/M9XlWwL.png Looking forward to kicking some union arse this afternoon.... Honoured to be kicking off proceedings, hopefully with something half decent off the tee

[PeteyD]

Looking forward to kicking some union arse this afternoon.... Honoured to be kicking off proceedings, hopefully with something half decent off the teeWell there was definitely an ass kicking not so sure about the tee business though

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