Uncivil War IX - Woodlands Golf Club, Friday 17th February 2023

[LeftyHoges]

Welcome to the 9th instalment of the Uncivil War!!!!

Bafflingly, the scoreline somehow sits at 5-3 to the Union. The Confederates will be looking to get one back here for the chance to level the scores at 5-5 after next years MASSIVE showdown! But let's not get too far ahead, the sides for this years stoush are as follows:



Confederates
Union


Joes (Captain)
Bushy (Captain)


LeftyHoges
Ron Burgundy


3PuttPete
DCanto


wbennett
AndyP


monsta
SundayHack


Kev
Courty


Pickles
benno_r


BobsYourUncle
Shazza_rs


Davo
Peter_rs


Slug
Dotty




The Captains have done the draw, and the smack has already been lobbed from the cheap seats. Match-ups for Uncivil War IX are as follows:

https://www.ozgolf.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=56817&stc=1

Action will kick off with the first group out at 10:36am.

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! !!!

[Courty]

How are the two teams shaping up so far?

[BobsYourUncle]

How are teams determined?

[Courty]

How are teams determined?

Good blokes play for the North, all the ****s play for the South. :mrgreen:

[BUSHY]

Post reserved.

Captains;
Confederates - JoeS
Union - Bushy

Prepare to be soundly belted by the Northerners Captain Joe.

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[LeftyHoges]

How are teams determined?Generally by birth location but extenuating circumstances can arise.

Unfortunately at the moment you're Confed as the teams are rather unbalanced, but we're working on more recruits.

[BobsYourUncle]

Generally by birth location but extenuating circumstances can arise.Unfortunately at the moment you're Confed as the teams are rather unbalanced, but we're working on more recruits. I spent 9 years in Adelaide, so I guess I can pretend.

[LeftyHoges]

I spent 9 years in Adelaide, so I guess I can pretend.Congratulations, you're a Confed! :-D

Basically the way it was drawn up from the start was NSW & QLD v the rest (from birthplace mainly), which worked really well for numbers. It's getting a lot harder to create even teams in installment 9 without a player or two (or three) playing for the "incorrect" side.

[3Puttpete]

Congrats Captain Joe. I’m honoured to serve.

[BUSHY]

Congrats Captain Joe. I’m honoured to serve.

You had better be careful how you go to bed Thursday night…. I know your roomies!

[AndyP]

How are teams determined?

Good blokes play for the North, all the ****s play for the South. :mrgreen:
BYU will fit into the South quite nicely.

[SundayHack]

You had better be careful how you go to bed Thursday night…. I know your roomies!Bounce him with berocca

[3Puttpete]

You had better be careful how you go to bed Thursday night…. I know your roomies!

Those degenerates are unlikely to be in there

[Dotty]

Paid up for the week now.

If shirts are being ordered, make mine an XL in Union colours.

[shazza_rs]

Those who haven’t confirmed shirt size please do so by 9am tomorrow morning or I’ll order you all muumuus.

[BobsYourUncle]

L for me

[JoeS]

XL thanks Shazza

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[BUSHY]

Those who haven’t confirmed shirt size please do so by 9am tomorrow morning or I’ll order you all muumuus.

L for me Shaz if you didn’t have it already.

[AndyP]

This is making me think that M is too small for me.

[LeftyHoges]

This is making me think that M is too small for me.

You're the last one left to confirm a size, pressure's on. :lol:

[AndyP]

You're the last one left to confirm a size, pressure's on. :lol:
I am? I already said M in the chat.

[LeftyHoges]

I am? I already said M in the chat.

Sorry, must have missed that.

Well, it's not too late (yet) to change your mind....

[AndyP]

Sorry, must have missed that.

Well, it's not too late (yet) to change your mind....
Fine. Bump me to Large please, but if it's too late, then so be it.

[LeftyHoges]

OK, so we're at 19 for the Uncivil War at this stage, with having to poach 2 players that should be Union for the Confeds.

IanO, Chappy, LarryLong are no-go, haven't heard back from Andigold but seems unlikely. Have asked the question of Jonti, waiting to hear back there...

[LarryLong]

Those who haven’t confirmed shirt size please do so by 9am tomorrow morning or I’ll order you all muumuus.

The union players will all be taking an L

[LeftyHoges]

Shirts are ordered and away we go.

$30 to me please, no mad rush for payment here as there's enough to cover the payment in the VIC Champs account, but please don't dick around for too long.

The Confederate Army will be wearing this:

https://www.ozgolf.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=56778&stc=1

The Union Army will be wearing this:
https://www.ozgolf.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=56779&stc=1

And before you say anything, I couldn't give two flying ****s that they're both predominantly Navy.

If you don't like it, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Or do let it hit you, I don't care.

[3Puttpete]

Paid

[Dotty]

Ditto.

[AndyP]

I've paid for the navy one.

[LeftyHoges]

I've paid for the navy one.You're in luck!

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[3Puttpete]

I've paid for the navy one.

The navy ones are always for sale

[BUSHY]

I've paid for the navy one.

Medium or large?


Paid Nick

[AndyP]

Medium or large?
I'll get that surprise when I receive it.

[LeftyHoges]

We are still one Confederate soldier shy of being full at 10-apiece. If anyone knows anyone / has any friends that would be interested in playing please ask the question.

[Toxic]

We are still one Confederate soldier shy of being full at 10-apiece. If anyone knows anyone / has any friends that would be interested in playing please ask the question. Date?Course?Cost?

[SundayHack]

Date?Course?Cost? Date:17 Feb. Course: Woodlands. Cost: No idea, just make it happen. Best day on the golf calendar.

[3Puttpete]

Bring snot blocks

[LeftyHoges]

Date?Course?Cost?
Date:17 Feb. Course: Woodlands. Cost: No idea, just make it happen. Best day on the golf calendar.All of this. $215. Unless you have a reciprocal arrangement with Woodlands and your home track.

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[BobsYourUncle]

What's the format?

[3Puttpete]

Single stab matchplay. 1 point beats a wipe.

[Toxic]

All of this. $215. Unless you have a reciprocal arrangement with Woodlands and your home track. Sent from my CPH2305 using Tapatalk Tee time?Give me till Friday arvo to confirm I'm keenTrouble is I have been called for jury duty starting 15th Feb.Bigger issue is I have Corporate golf day Rich River 15thVictoria 21stRosebud 22ndSo jury duty needs to fxxx off. However I've deferred it twice already

[LeftyHoges]

What's the format?
Single stab matchplay. 1 point beats a wipe.And 4B matchplay also.

Play your stableford, have more than 32 points and you'll beat any of those useless Unionists.

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[LeftyHoges]

Tee time?Give me till Friday arvo to confirm I'm keenTrouble is I have been called for jury duty starting 15th Feb.Bigger issue is I have Corporate golf day Rich River 15thVictoria 21stRosebud 22ndSo jury duty needs to fxxx off. However I've deferred it twice already

First group will likely be off 10.28am.

Wow, what a rota you've got lined up there. Woodlands would top it right off, lol.

No problems with letting me know Friday bud.

You wouldn't happen to be an L or XL shirt size by any chance?

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[Toxic]

L when I was 12
XL when I was 18

Now XXL and growing

[WBennett]

The highlight is actually meeting the Ozgolf touring crew, and realising 3PPs face is as punch able as his personality suggests

[3Puttpete]

The highlight is actually meeting the Ozgolf touring crew, and realising 3PPs face is as punch able as his personality suggests

Punchable is one word

[LeftyHoges]

The highlight is actually meeting the Ozgolf touring crew, and realising 3PPs face is as punch able as his personality suggests
Punchable is one wordThe extremely punchable-faced bloke is right.

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[SundayHack]

The extremely punchable-faced bloke is right. Sent from my CPH2305 using Tapatalk You two joining up to conspire against 3pp, that would be a first.

[LeftyHoges]

You two joining up to conspire against 3pp, that would be a first.And when he misses the last thing we say to him, yet still claims he was dudded we'll have to hear about it for the next 3 years.

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[Ron Burgundy]

And 4B matchplay also.Play your stableford, have more than 32 points and you'll beat any of those useless Unionists. Sent from my CPH2305 using Tapatalk How did having more than 32 points work out for you last time?

[LeftyHoges]

How did having more than 32 points work out for you last time?Every rule has an exception.

The only time you won't beat any of these Union pricks with more than 32 points is when they're handicap manipulators.

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[Ron Burgundy]

Gotta love matchplay. Total points don’t matter. Also gotta love playing against custard heads….

[LeftyHoges]

Gotta love matchplay. Total points don’t matter. Also gotta love playing against custard heads….But you play FOR the Union.

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[Ron Burgundy]

But you play FOR the Union. Sent from my CPH2305 using Tapatalk Nick……. Pls

[LeftyHoges]

Nick……. PlsRon

[LeftyHoges]

Pls

[3Puttpete]

Gotta love matchplay. Total points don’t matter. Also gotta love playing against custard heads….

The same could be said about custard bodies

[SundayHack]

The same could be said about custard bodies At least our sledging continues on the course. If Sea Reef was any indication these 2 talk smack online but once they got to the course it was very quiet. I suppose you can’t talk too much on the course when neither really brought much.

[Ron Burgundy]

At least our sledging continues on the course. If Sea Reef was any indication these 2 talk smack online but once they got to the course it was very quiet. I suppose you can’t talk too much on the course when neither really brought much. We must’ve been awed into silence by the stripe show you two flushers were putting on….

[SundayHack]

We must’ve been awed into silence by the stripe show you two flushers were putting on…. Not sure what you were watching

[LeftyHoges]

We must’ve been awed into silence by the stripe show you two flushers were putting on….Was just going to say, I'm pretty confident we both easily beat them off the bat. Maybe we should have teamed up to trounce those two.

[LeftyHoges]

At least our sledging continues on the course. If Sea Reef was any indication these 2 talk smack online but once they got to the course it was very quiet. I suppose you can’t talk too much on the course when neither really brought much.When you're hitting the ball opposite hand, the absolute last thing you want to do is actually start talking smack in real life.

After the drive on 17 is the first moment I actually thought I was in with a chance of winning, and I took the gas HARD from there.

[3Puttpete]

At least our sledging continues on the course. If Sea Reef was any indication these 2 talk smack online but once they got to the course it was very quiet. I suppose you can’t talk too much on the course when neither really brought much.

It was a pillow fight.

[Slug]

I’ll put my hand up for the 10th spot if Toxic can’t/doesn’t want to take it

No idea why I would do it other then to spend the day with some good people.

Apologies in advance if I do play for the quality of golf that will be played, haven’t picked up a golf club in 12 months plus.

[3Puttpete]

I’ll put my hand up for the 10th spot if Toxic can’t/doesn’t want to take it

No idea why I would do it other then to spend the day with some good people.

Apologies in advance if I do play for the quality of golf that will be played, haven’t picked up a golf club in 12 months plus.

Good man

[AndyP]

Is Woodlands in a temporary configuration at the moment? I noticed a second option on both Garmin and Arccos.
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[LeftyHoges]

Is Woodlands in a temporary configuration at the moment? I noticed a second option on both Garmin and Arccos.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230127/3de30b489575150325d9e88c156bebca.jpgWoodlands has a permanent 19th hole out the back, a short-mid length par 3. I'd assume it means they use that configuration any time it's needed to be in play.

[AndyP]

Woodlands has a permanent 19th hole out the back, a short-mid length par 3. I'd assume it means they use that configuration any time it's needed to be in play.Let's assume that we have the normal course then.

[LeftyHoges]

Let's assume that we have the normal course then.I'll confirm that a bit closer to the day.

[WBennett]

I’ll put my hand up for the 10th spot if Toxic can’t/doesn’t want to take itNo idea why I would do it other then to spend the day with some good people.Apologies in advance if I do play for the quality of golf that will be played, haven’t picked up a golf club in 12 months plus.Rob lives!!!!

[JoeS]

2 takers for a spot on the winning team.

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[SundayHack]

2 takers for a spot on the winning team.Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk More like lambs to the slaughter

[Toxic]

I’ll put my hand up for the 10th spot if Toxic can’t/doesn’t want to take itNo idea why I would do it other then to spend the day with some good people.Apologies in advance if I do play for the quality of golf that will be played, haven’t picked up a golf club in 12 months plus. Hi Slug, the spots all yours. At this stage I can't get out of jury duty

[Slug]

Well, looks like I gotta get the clubs out of the shed and clean them off.

Chalk one point up to whoever draws me

[benno_r]

Well, looks like I gotta get the clubs out of the shed and clean them off.

Chalk one point up to whoever draws meAwesome!

[Dcanto]

Awesome! Careful - it could be a trap. I wouldn't put it past the Confederacy to try and pull a cunning stunt.

[JoeS]

Careful - it could be a trap. I wouldn't put it past the Confederacy to try and pull a cunning stunt.Slug is a genuine person, he wouldn't be out practising for the last 12 months just to wipe the arse of Union Scum

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[LeftyHoges]

Well, that'll do it, teams are set and official.

Confederates:

JoeS (C)

LeftyHoges

3PuttPete

wbennett

monsta

Kev

Pickles

BobsYourUncle

Davo

Slug

Union:

Bushy (C)

9 other f'wits.

[Slug]

Careful - it could be a trap. I wouldn't put it past the Confederacy to try and pull a cunning stunt.

It could be, but I can absolutely assure you that it is not.

I’m still not sure why I’m doing this, but I am.

[3Puttpete]

Well, that'll do it, teams are set and official.

Confederates:

JoeS (C)

LeftyHoges

3PuttPete

wbennett

monsta

Kev

Pickles

BobsYourUncle

Davo

Slug

Union:

Bushy (C)

9 other f'wits.

A couple of travelling window lickers from the ACT but otherwise, I’m happy with this team

[JoeS]

Well, that'll do it, teams are set and official.

Confederates:

JoeS (C)

LeftyHoges

3PuttPete

wbennett

monsta

Kev

Pickles

BobsYourUncle

Davo

Slug

Union:

Bushy (C)

9 other f'wits.So is Bushy special

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[LeftyHoges]

So is Bushy special

Sent from my SM-G960F using TapatalkCaptaincy of the Union deserves the tiniest amount of gravitas.

[3Puttpete]

Captaincy of the Union deserves the tiniest amount of gravitas.

Like that Jose Feliciano song, the least gravitas.

[BUSHY]

So is Bushy special

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[emoji41]



Captaincy of the Union deserves the tiniest amount of gravitas.

Won’t matter come Friday evening.


Like that Jose Feliciano song, the least gravitas.

Nice One. Weirdo.

[Ron Burgundy]

Don’t worry about the union team list. All you need to know is that we’re heading to Woodlands to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

[LeftyHoges]

Don’t worry about the union team list. All you need to know is that we’re heading to Woodlands to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.That shows a distinct lack of preparation. As usual, the Union is a complete rabble.

[AndyP]

Bumping for the upcoming draw.

[BUSHY]

Bumping for the upcoming draw.

And Waiting!!!

[JoeS]

So now we come to the business end, and to lead the confederate army into battle, we have Kev and Slug(cart buddies) carrying the flag.

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[BUSHY]

From the mighty Army from the North, the first two soldiers of the Confederacy’s Defence will be

Dotty taking on Kev

DCanto taking on Sluggo.

[BUSHY]

Next up we have the most Recent NAGA > Champ…

Ron Burgundy the MOST interesting man in the world, with many leather bound books!!

Who will be joined by…


AndyP - the Governor!!

[JoeS]

Ron will be going up against the ever impressive Pickles
AndyP will have his hands full with Davo

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[JoeS]

And in what could be considered the pairing of the day, 3PP will this year be joined by Monsta

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[BUSHY]

In what will be a pivotal match we will see the most colour coordinated man in the WORLD taking on his latest victim….

Courty v 3PP

Then its the designated Hitter taking a BIG Swing….


PeteRS v Monsta

[BUSHY]

In the penultimate group we see the reigning, Multi-time Ladies Division Champ…

Shazza

Ganging up against whoever could be thrown at them is….

BennoR

[JoeS]

In what could be a match for the ages Wayne B will be taking on Shazza, with Lefty to take on BennoR and get into his head

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[JoeS]

And for the final pairing, BYU and JoeS will take on whatever desperates the Union has left over

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[BUSHY]

And for the final pairing, BYU and JoeS will take on whatever desperates the Union has left over

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BYU will be scraping it around up against the biggest, baddest Northman of them all…

Vice Captain - SundayHack!!

With the last match being a battle of the Skippers..

Bushy v JoeS

[JoeS]

Looking forward to a good scrap around Woodlands, bring it on

[BUSHY]

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[benno_r]

In what could be a match for the ages Wayne B will be taking on Shazza, with Lefty to take on BennoR and get into his head

Sent from my SM-G960F using TapatalkI might be about the 5th biggest custard head going round, but by god man, there's none bigger than @LeftyHoges

[BUSHY]

Looking forward to a good scrap around Woodlands, bring it on

Compliments on a job well done, some great matches there.

[Johnno]

I might be about the 5th biggest custard head going round, but by god man, there's none bigger than @LeftyHoges Just knock a 3 footer in 1 handed on the first hole and he'll mentally fold

[shazza_rs]

I might be about the 5th biggest custard head going round, but by god man, there's none bigger than @LeftyHoges

I’ve got you Benno! They are stuffed!

[LeftyHoges]

I might be about the 5th biggest custard head going round, but by god man, there's none bigger than @LeftyHogesWow, this is going to be super embarrassing for you when I hand you a 4/3 loss.

[Ron Burgundy]

I might be about the 5th biggest custard head going round, but by god man, there's none bigger than @LeftyHoges The bloke can’t even beat me. You’ll be fine.

[Pickles]

The bloke can’t even beat me. You’ll be fine.

I didn't even realise you were still active on this forum, I've seen your HC but haven't seen your name popup in the tractor society thread.

[Ron Burgundy]

I didn't even realise you were still active on this forum, I've seen your HC but haven't seen your name popup in the tractor society thread. I’m more of a hobby farmer. Not really one for the heavy machinery. Looking forward to coming down off the farm to help you hang onto that belt and gnome for another year though.

[3Puttpete]

In what will be a pivotal match we will see the most colour coordinated man in the WORLD taking on his latest victim….

Courty v 3PP

Then its the designated Hitter taking a BIG Swing….


PeteRS v Monsta

I hope Courty has a belt just the right shade of disappointment and shame. I’d hate for him to be uncoordinated.

[LeftyHoges]

Original post updated with the teams and the match-ups....

https://www.ozgolf.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=56818&stc=1

LETS GET IT ON!!!!

[BUSHY]

I hope Courty has a belt just the right shade of disappointment and shame. I’d hate for him to be uncoordinated.

What colour is “disappointment and shame”??


White?[emoji41]

[Ron Burgundy]

What colour is “disappointment and shame”??White?[emoji41] That’s the colour of the flag traditionally waved by confederates.

[3Puttpete]

What colour is “disappointment and shame”??


White?[emoji41]

Ask the colour coordinated dandy in your team

[BUSHY]

Ask the colour coordinated dandy in your team

My team doesn’t know that colour.

[Courty]

I hope Courty has a belt just the right shade of disappointment and shame. I’d hate for him to be uncoordinated.

I might go next level and wear a black & blue belt to match the colour of your arse after I've finished kicking it.

[BUSHY]

I might go next level and wear a black & blue belt to match the colour of your arse after I've finished kicking it.

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[Monsta]

A couple of travelling window lickers from the ACT but otherwise, I’m happy with this team

My own team "mate" calling me a window licker????????

Now I have 3 people to aim my shanks at!

[WBennett]

My own team "mate" calling me a window licker????????

Now I have 3 people to aim my shanks at!

You have spent 3 years perfecting them

[BUSHY]

Some exceptional form was witnessed today.

7 and a wakey to go.

[JoeS]

Weather for Friday is looking Primo, grey shorts or trousers for the confed team

[SundayHack]

Weather for Friday is looking Primo, grey shorts or trousers for the confed team Lucky half your team are ring-ins from around the country because you Victorians will no doubt melt in the 35* heat.

[JoeS]

Lucky half your team are ring-ins from around the country because you Victorians will no doubt melt in the 35* heat.35d is easy, can you northerners deal with it being zero humidity and baking hot

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[AndyP]

35d is easy, can you northerners deal with it being zero humidity and baking hotIt's in my blood. Refer to 2014 results.

[JoeS]

It's in my blood. Refer to 2014 results.Do you need me to get your name engraved on it again, $200 and you are the 2023 champ

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[AndyP]

Confed captain open to bribery. Seems about right.

[Bruce]

Stay hydrated out there everyone.

[BUSHY]

Let’s get it on!!


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[PeteyD]

Union victory is assured.

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[Lucasto23]

Why is everyone shrinking? Have fun you Ratbags


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[Toxic]

Let’s get it on!!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230216/7c96c5138c48faa246cf7978b423cb90.jpg So Dave Warner 5th from rightTyrell hatton in the middleStacked side

[AndyP]

WHAT a VICTORY!!!!!!

[3Puttpete]

So Dave Warner 5th from rightTyrell hatton in the middleStacked side

Dave Warner’s a tool.

[WBennett]

WHAT a VICTORY!!!!!! The weather gods thwarted the greatest comeback of all time

[Captain Nemo]

Didn’t realise it was still Movember….

[SundayHack]

Didn’t realise it was still Movember…. If you made an appearance you too could have been issued the memo and produced one as well.

[SundayHack]

The weather gods thwarted the greatest comeback of all time Instead you were left with the greatest defeat in UCW history. Like the president cup, this thing is dead and need of a revamp. But first let us smack you around a little more in UCWX in 2024

[Captain Nemo]

If you made an appearance you too could have been issued the memo and produced one as well.
I lost my invite! :shock:

[WBennett]

If you made an appearance you too could have been issued the memo and produced one as well. He would have needed 2 years notice to grow it though

[Captain Nemo]

He would have needed 2 years notice to grow it though
True….