A question probably too ridiculous - Can you rent a cat?

[andylo]

Yep... a CAT <-- no typo here

What I am trying to do is to fill full room of cats for a party. Dunno if its possible?

Maybe I am on drug (without knowing) again. :???:

[Iain]

Whatever you're on Alo, you should sell some. You'd make a fortune!!! :shock: :shock:

[PeteyD]

Alo you are on crack

[dc68]

I think you can rent pussy by the hour could be expensive though.

[miro]

I think you can rent pussy by the hour could be expensive though.

Especially if you have to fill a whole room full of it!

[3oneday]

why rent, just go nick one.

[andylo]

why rent, just go nick one.

Also thought of just buy a bunch from RSPCA and after finish just dump it all back to them and consider the cost as "rent" ;)

When you organise a party, sky is the limit. That's why most narrow minded people can never organise an awesome party :D

[Iain]

Also thought of just buy a bunch from RSPCA and after finish just dump it all back to them and consider the cost as "rent" ;)

Thats terrible Alo....


When you organise a party, sky is the limit. That's why most narrow minded people can never organise an awesome party :D

Who's to say you can organise an awesome party??

[poidda]

Especially if you have to fill a whole room full of it!

Not especially. the bigger ones are usually cheaper.

[andylo]

Who's to say you can organise an awesome party??

I will let those I organised for to do the verdict but sure it won't be you ;)

[Courty]

WTF??!!

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/0822/wtfcat.jpg

What the hell sort of party are you having that requires a room full of cats? :shock:

[Iain]

I will let those I organised for to do the verdict but sure it won't be you ;)
Gee, now you've upset me.

[Choppa]

Andy you must be drunk :shock:

I congratulate you on wanting to organise a cool party, but you have never owned a cat have you.

1st rule - cats don't like other cats!
2nd rule - cats don't like other cats!

[amanda]

I think Courty has asked the only sensible question here - why the hell do you need cats?

If you need a room of them - I'd try and find animal trainers/talent agents - I'm sure cats for movies are more well behaved than the cats you'll find at the pound or RSPCA!

[Moe Norman]

i think when your mate told you to get a room full of pussy at the party, you perhaps became confused?

[andylo]

Gee, now you've upset me.

Yeah right : p




Andy you must be drunk :shock:

I congratulate you on wanting to organise a cool party, but you have never owned a cat have you.

1st rule - cats don't like other cats!
2nd rule - cats don't like other cats!

Agree... but the thing is I don't give a darn on upset the cats... I just trying to cheer the ppl up ;)


i think when your mate told you to get a room full of pussy at the party, you perhaps became confused?

It was all my idea and at least this time I don't confused myself ;)


I think Courty has asked the only sensible question here - why the hell do you need cats?

If you need a room of them - I'd try and find animal trainers/talent agents - I'm sure cats for movies are more well behaved than the cats you'll find at the pound or RSPCA!

You also provided the only sensible answer thanks Mandy.

Will be calling them. Thanks again.

[andylo]

Oh let me clarify the term "full room of cat"

I don't really mean a 80 cats all camped in a 200ft room. : p

What I mean is... lets say 5-12 cats.... perferable kitten (kitten don't dislike each other, right?) would be nice different type and colour. For a room of size can situate 20-30 people with comfort.

[just]

Andy
I commend you for trying to cheer someone up. But let me give a piece of advice. Don't rent a room full of cats-if you think having a live cat is really necessary get one from an animal trainer/talent agent and fill the room up with cat pictures/statues etc. No ethical animal breeder/keeper is going to give you 5-12 small kittens for a party and I dare say you will have trouble getting even 2-3 adults. Also it won't be a nice party when those cats you do manage to get, get upset or scared surrounded by 20-30 people and scratch them and/or bite them or piss on the carpet, and believe me, they will. Cats are renowned for having a mind of their own and not being particularly sociable ie not great for parties.
You are a smart guy-just consider what I am saying.
Just

[Webster]

Are you gonna wok fry them or steam them?

[markTHEblake]

Andy - that is hilarious, well done for coming up with something original. I hope you pull it off. I cant just see the faces of your mate/s when they turn up expecting "more pussy than they can handle"

Just dont let Macleod hear about this. He declared Jihad against the author of "101 things to do to dead cats" book. You do realise he is a cross between Jane Goodall and Steve Irwin, dont you? except with him its cats.

check out the newspaper adverts, there are always people giving away a ton of kittens.

[Courty]

Are you gonna wok fry them or steam them?

LOL> I was just thinking alomg these lines, sort of like when you go to a Chinese restaurant that has the live Lobsters or Coral Trout swimming around the tanks. You can select the one you wish to eat...

[andylo]

Andy
I commend you for trying to cheer someone up. But let me give a piece of advice. Don't rent a room full of cats-if you think having a live cat is really necessary get one from an animal trainer/talent agent and fill the room up with cat pictures/statues etc. No ethical animal breeder/keeper is going to give you 5-12 small kittens for a party and I dare say you will have trouble getting even 2-3 adults. Also it won't be a nice party when those cats you do manage to get, get upset or scared surrounded by 20-30 people and scratch them and/or bite them or piss on the carpet, and believe me, they will. Cats are renowned for having a mind of their own and not being particularly sociable ie not great for parties.
You are a smart guy-just consider what I am saying.
Just

For all you have said I did seriously considered. I actually own a cat before and I know they have the never compromise catsonality and thats why I refused to have another one.

Its only a very very draft idea and the party is not going to happen until another few months away. But knowing its kinda ridiculous to organise something like this, so I thought I better put up the question much earlier and hopfully I can gather enough info (instead of the recipe of cooking one)

I really like your idea on wall full of cat pics :) I will use that. Thanks for the suggestion.

MTB, don't worry... just a draft... a very very draft idea. Let alone to find 5-10 cats.... I don't even know where I can find a venue allows me to put a few cats in there even if I actually found enough cats :lol:

[just]

Cats don't taste that good, dogs on the other hand.

[andylo]

Eeewwwww : p

[PeteyD]

Rabbits are better

[Grunt]

Still got to answer the early question Alo

What are you On?

[andylo]

Surprise party

[Boonie]

If you want to make the people at the party happy, fill the room with booze! Since when did this go out of fashion:(

[PeteyD]

And naked dancing women

[andylo]

Not a bucks nite FFS

[AndyP]

Why don't you go out on Wild Cats Afloat for the night?

[AndyP]

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Cats-The-Musical-DVD-NEW_W0QQitemZ170026943537QQihZ007QQcategoryZ105924 QQssPageNameZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[andylo]

Seen it.... I only enjoy 2 mins of the entire show.

[Moe Norman]

tell the truth, is this a serious thread?

[AndyP]

Seen it.... I only enjoy 2 mins of the entire show.
I didn't think this was about you?

[andylo]

tell the truth, is this a serious thread?

I am serious. But the party is not going to happen until monthsss later. I just start gather infos now.

[Grunt]

Flat Cats make good hats!!!

[Courty]

Surprise party

They'll be surprised alright, when they walk into a room full of furry feline friends. :???:

[BrisWesty]

ALo,
If you want a cat, you can have mine - permanently.

[Webster]

Andylo,

If pussy is what you want then make sure you are up with the current fashion trends and insist on some of the shaved variety.








http://www.algorithm.com.au/albums/foobar/Brazilian.sized.jpg

[Grunt]

That looks sooooo wrong, imagine trying to explain what you are looking at. LOL

[Jarro]

What I am trying to do is to fill full room of cats for a party.

.. try the Canterbury Bulldogs.

They haven't got anything on the calendar for a while ;)

[Grunt]

LOL

Good one Jarro, bet you would not make that call driving through lakemba though.

[Ducky]

A room full of cats results in a room full of territorial cats. I hope you like the smell of cat piss.

[Flowergirl]

MTB, don't worry... just a draft... a very very draft idea. Let alone to find 5-10 cats.... I don't even know where I can find a venue allows me to put a few cats in there even if I actually found enough cats :lol:


I think you mean daft instead of draft. Alo.......a few days ago I defended you today I'm bagging you out big time. This is the stupiest thing I've ever heard. You are barking mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that shaved cat picture is really disturbing. I don't like cats but that should never have happened. :x

[andylo]

I think you mean daft instead of draft. Alo.......a few days ago I defended you today I'm bagging you out big time. This is the stupiest thing I've ever heard. You are barking mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that shaved cat picture is really disturbing. I don't like cats but that should never have happened. :x

Errr... ok.... you are not picturing a cat cooking party are you?

Its nothing like this. It suppose to be a rather cute and warm party. Don't picture it like a cat show with all cat in the cage that kinda thing.

[andylo]

Actually the more I think of it the more I realise its rather hard to execute.

So I really like to do it now for challenge :)

[just]

Andy

Have you thought about an elephant?

You need to rent a movie called "The Party" with Peter Sellers, that should give you a few ideas.

Just

[PeteyD]

Try dolphins. They are cheap.

[andylo]

I am already get hold of a cat lover. She got 7 cats with different type :) And all the cats has been living together for last 1.5-2 yrs... so should be no problem :)

Now its finding the place... and test the 7 cats upset factor in a strange place.

[Courty]

A-Lo, just make sure you take some pics/ vids of this party so we can all have a good laugh. :mrgreen:

[Jarro]

this is just too weird :-s

[andylo]

A-Lo, just make sure you take some pics/ vids of this party so we can all have a good laugh. :mrgreen:

remind me months later ;)

its not suppose to be funny. Its a party for cat/animal lovers.

[Trung]

ALO,

You are a smart guy... What happened?

[just]

It all goes downhill after you get married-strange things start to happen :-D (not this strange though)

[andylo]

Ok.... whats wrong with having a party with a few pet cats in?!?!?!

I believe you guys probably think too hard about it. It will be just a normal party like one of those you attend during weekend... and add a few pet cats.

Put it this way, you having a party in the home of a cat lover. Nothing wrong with it right? ;)

[PeteyD]

If the cat lover already has a cat might be an issue. All crap aside nice way to think outside the square Andy, and well done on finding a victum that has some cats.

[andylo]

As I said its just a draft idea... (not daft) ;)

Maybe the girl will pull out the last minute... maybe will use dogs replace cats... or naked men ;) :lol:

Its monthssss away... I am just thinking out loud.

[Courty]

maybe will use dogs replace cats... or naked men ;)

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked019.gif

[brad]

As I said its just a draft idea... (not daft) ;)

Maybe the girl will pull out the last minute... maybe will use dogs replace cats... or naked men ;) :lol:

Its monthssss away... I am just thinking out loud.

I was about to say that you should stick to your guns .... but now your on your own sunshine [-( :smt017

[BrisWesty]

Did the cat party ever take place?

[poidda]

Did the cat party ever take place?

Did you miss it?

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t119/todaysgold/BirthdayCatParty.jpg

[kev]

Alo???


[Canb] Free Cats.

Free Cats. Hi All,

I have about 8 or so black free cats for taking.

Located in Woden.

Thanks(from overclockers)

[Grunt]

Wow a rebirth of such an old thread, and a great thread too.

[dc68]

Ahhhhhh one of the crassics!!!!!!

[Courty]

Aaahhhhh the memories! :lol:

[sms316]

Shall I pick them up for you?

[just]

Was Alo being controlled?
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,25783543-5006301,00.html

[Ferrins]

My girlfriend is bringing her cat.

[KristianJ]

Shaved?

[Captain Nemo]

Classic, would love to know the outcome of this....

[wazandnic]

I have a new appreciation for (some) cats after seeing this today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYJk1LTqZIA

[Lemo]

Hilarious Thread!

[Mububban]

Classic, would love to know the outcome of this....

How did this thread even get revived? :D

[goughy]

That cat would fetch some serious weekly dollars in the rental market.

[Captain Nemo]

Dotty, he's old school...;)

[3Puttpete]

How did this thread even get revived? :D

Can't kill awesome

[Mububban]

lol

[Eldrick]

Has Andy moved to Newcastle?

[goughy]

I thought he'd gone to CATmandu???

[Webster]

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/02/uber-australia-is-delivering-kittens-for-you-to-love-and-hold-today-in-six-different-cities/

[markTHEblake]

Does it matter what condition you return the cat in?

[Webster]

Steamed or fried?

[sms316]

Does it matter what condition you return the cat in?
Do they mind if you lick the pussy?

[Shreko]

This has got to be the weirdest thread I have read ever, any news on how the Cat party went( and pics just to be sure):smt087:shock:

[Shreko]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10857894_802626653112004_386730378405328585_n.jpg? oh=30194af3c8deff7f29bafdefcba6e227&oe=555AF0EB&__gda__=1431390832_02fd3bf0d8fb4580df8dc2eb75185e4 4

[andylo]

The outcome you ask? It did happen, but not until 2012. Cat cafe is everywhere in the world and even Brisbane has one now. Don't think I need to share the photos, they are on google everywhere.

Sometimes I feel I am a very forward thinker. LOL

I was a boy crazy in love with a gal back in 2005... Looking back I do think I was totally out of my mind, but have some good memories.

[Jarro]

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[markTHEblake]

Cat cafe is everywhere in the world and even Brisbane has one now. Don't think I need to share the photos, they are on google everywhere. .

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[AndyP]

I'll just leave this here. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161201/42825b044d272631a1dbb8f3d115eba2.jpgThere were at least 8 cats in this cafe, with 4 seen in this photo if you look closely.

[IanO]

There is a cat cafe just around the corner from me in Prague. I will take a pic of it and post it

[Courty]

I'll just leave this here. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161201/42825b044d272631a1dbb8f3d115eba2.jpgThere were at least 8 cats in this cafe, with 4 seen in this photo if you look closely.

Is it run by A-Lo?

[AndyP]

Andy was ahead of his time.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161201/1588710c4330b4465022f69c7049c05e.jpg
I am actually having breakfast there.

[backintheswing]

What's the smell like?


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[damoocow]

Andy was ahead of his time.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161201/1588710c4330b4465022f69c7049c05e.jpg
I am actually having breakfast there.

Is the picture the menu?

[AndyP]

What's the smell like?
Seems okay. I think their litters are out the back.

[LarryLong]

Seems okay. I think their litters are out the back.

In the kitchen