What should I do? (advice needed)

[thecollective]

Hey Gang,

During my lunch break I have been practising my awfull chipping in the backyard and managed to skull a ball into the neighbors garden.

Nobody is home but they have a massive German Shepherd, however he seems very old and docile but does seem to give out a grumpy bark once in a while

Out of the 3 options which one should I take

a. grab the ladder, jump the fence, retrieve the ball and (if approached) tame the grumpy old dog ala Mel Gibson Lethal Weapon (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpJNCO6Aj2Q)

b. own up; wait till neighbors get home, confess it was me but blame it on my sons poor throwing (while playing in the back yard, freak of nature story)

c. same as b, but own up to the fact you currently suck @ chipping and you will give up the dream of ever becoming Seve never to chip in the back yard again

Any advice would be greatly appreciated

Your friend

TC

[okitoki]

D. mess up your backyard, smash the fence, and blame the dog of smashing up the fence and stole your ball

[PeteyD]

D

[thecollective]

D. mess up your backyard, smash the fence, and blame the dog of smashing up the fence and stole your ball

Not sure if an old docile dog would be capable of doing that

[3Puttpete]

Fake your own death and move to Darwin. It’s not worth the hassle

[okitoki]

thats what they said about Cujo

[LarryLong]

Option A, on the proviso that you must have somebody video the retrieval and post the footage on OzGolf for our entertainment.

[thecollective]

Option A, on the proviso that you must have somebody video the retrieval and post the footage on OzGolf for our entertainment.

You just dunno if he has any life left in those old legs...

[Dotty]

Tell your neighbours that you were kidnapped, thrown into a car boot and the kidnappers hit a golf ball into their garden.

[3oneday]

E - leave it and say nothing. If they see it they'll think it was your son.

[Ferrins]

Rent a cat and toss that at the dog to distract him.

[AndyP]

Using a ladder sounds too dangerous.

[thecollective]

Rent a cat and toss that at the dog to distract him.

Ferrins; my cat is tenacious she would rip him to shreds; I am too much an animal lover to do something like that

[henno]

Ferrins; my cat is tenacious she would rip him to shreds; I am too much an animal lover to do something like that

Don't underestimate the neighbourly calming properties that only an aggressive pussy can provide.

[Hatchman]

E. Pretend it never happened and deny everything if they find it.

[Toxic]

Anyone else seeing a spam new thread in the "pro shop"

[Courty]

A. But instead of the Mel Gibson method, use the technique Crocodile Dundee employed on the buffalo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSyhHJsRsd4

[Johnny Canuck]

Do you live near Solarman?

I’ve heard he carries a very long ball retriever.

Best Club in his bag.

[thecollective]

Do you live near Solarman?

I’ve heard he carries a very long ball retriever.

Best Club in his bag.

Cairns is a very long way from North East of Adelaide

[Steve57]

Cairns is a very long way from North East of Adelaide That is a VERY long ball retriever!

[Johnny Canuck]

That is a VERY long ball retriever!

He does hit them very wide

[mrbluu]

Cairns is a very long way from North East of AdelaideBuy some barrels and leave them your backyard but make sure your neighbours can see them, this should stop them asking questions. [emoji16]

PS would the dog fit on your BBQ...asking for a friend [emoji16]

[Hatchman]

Buy some barrels and leave them your backyard but make sure your neighbours can see them, this should stop them asking questions. [emoji16]

PS would the dog fit on your BBQ...asking for a friend [emoji16]

lats bit so much LOL.
POTY contender

[thecollective]

Buy some barrels and leave them your backyard but make sure your neighbours can see them, this should stop them asking questions. [emoji16]

PS would the dog fit on your BBQ...asking for a friend [emoji16]

I have a Weber Smokey-tech @ home but not sure if mutton dog would go down too well with the fam

[mrbluu]

I have a Weber Smokey-tech @ home but not sure if mutton dog would go down too well with the famOnly one way to find out

[Dotty]

Only one way to find out
With plenty of noodles. ;)

[mrbluu]

With plenty of noodles. ;)Correct [emoji41]

[BUSHY]

Correct [emoji41]

Taste like pork or chicken?

[mrbluu]

Taste like pork or chicken?No idea, never had those [emoji13][emoji13]