@ new champs are crowned at Kooindah Waters

[TS]

The worst putter in ozgolf (Jono) has been dethroned by Grunt today. It was a little bit wet, so the putting contest was cut back to 1 hole only. Grunt went for the long range birdes, only to see the putt went past the hole by 15 feet. Jono lag his putt to 4 feet of the hole. Grunt misses his return putt and Jono sunk his. So Grunt, wear your new Crown with pride.

Connico is now the NSW club throwing champ. If there is ever a club throwing contest, Connico would win hands down. On the second hole in Kooindah, the 2nd hole is 150m over a small lake. Connico take a nice smooth swing and see his club sailing high and straight, the club landed just short of the green with nice back spin. Connico sporting his new waterproof DryJoy, thinking that he can walk on water. Wade in the crocodile infest water to retrieve his trusty 7 iron.

I was glad that I make the long drive up to Kooindah to witness these 2 events.

[Jono]

The worst putter in ozgolf (Jono) has been dethroned by Grunt today. It was a little bit wet, so the putting contest was cut back to 1 hole only. Grunt went for the long range birdes, only to see the putt went past the hole by 15 feet. Jono lag his putt to 4 feet of the hole. Grunt misses his return putt and Jono sunk his. So Grunt, wear your new Crown with pride.


I am very happy to pass on this title to Grunt. 8)

:lol:

[Grunt]

gee all you guys must be good putter's to average 33.1 putt/round and be classed as worst is a tough school.

[Jarro]

somebody has to have the title Grant.

Would Fishman Dan own it if he ever attended any Ozgolf days ????

[3oneday]

gee all you guys must be good putter's thanks, glad you noticed ;)

[terryand]

Grunt, you don't get to some of the handicaps we have by being crap putters.

Geez if I putted like you I'd be off 12 or 13 :-s ;-)

Terry.

[Grunt]

Will have to see if I can get the full set and be rated the worst Ozgolfer all round as well.

[Fishman Dan]

somebody has to have the title Grant.

Would Fishman Dan own it if he ever attended any Ozgolf days ????

You are an idiot.

[AndyP]

You shouldn't really claim the worst OZgolfer title until you come up against some of the guys up here. Some of them are pretty crap.......

[goughy]

Thanks for pointing some of us out andy. Although it's not like I'm hiding behind a tree, it was just where my drive ended up.

[terryand]

Goughy, Grunt's got you by the length of the straight cosidering how much golf you both play :-s

Terry.

[Grunt]

Will have to solve that and see if I can blow the handicap back out to 27. I am heading in the right direction. Should be able to do it by the champs.

[terryand]

Will have to solve that and see if I can blow the handicap back out to 27. I am heading in the right direction. Should be able to do it by the champs.

Nah, I don't think you will get there by the Champs, but you'll give it a nudge;)

[Moe Norman]

don't dishonour the title - i am by far the worst putter on ozgolf.

[Jarro]

You are an idiot.

Did i hit a raw nerve there ?

[Choppa]

don't dishonour the title - i am by far the worst putter on ozgolf.

In your dreams Moe. When you hit a par 5 in 2 then 3 putt for par from 15 feet, then follow that up with a 3 putt bogie from 5 feet then you let me know :oops:.

I proudly put my name in the hat for the worst putter in this forum. Oh dear.

[Moe Norman]

In your dreams Moe. When you hit a par 5 in 2 then 3 putt for par from 15 feet, then follow that up with a 3 putt bogie from 5 feet then you let me know :oops:. All in a days work mate. I've had more 3 putt pars than you've had hot dinners son. Looking at my 2006 stats, I'm averaging 12.8 GIR and have broken 80 only 9 times....

[Fishman Dan]

Did i hit a raw nerve there ?

Yes Jarro. I am but putty at the behest of your vast intellect.

[Choppa]

All in a days work mate. I've had more 3 putt pars than you've had hot dinners son. Looking at my 2006 stats, I'm averaging 12.8 GIR and have broken 80 only 9 times....

hmmm, you do suck :mrgreen: .

This is going to be a hotly contested title me thinks.

[McCoy]

When you hit a par 5 in 2 then 3 putt for par from 15 feet, then follow that up with a 3 putt bogie from 5 feet then you let me know :oops:.


Looks like I qualify. Though the 2nd 3 putt was from more like 10ft, not many people can say they almost took out ntp on a hole they bogied.:smt087
Plus I think I own the worst putter on Ozgolf, a crappy 15yo Dynacast POS.

[Fishman Dan]

Looks like I qualify. Though the 2nd 3 putt was from more like 10ft, not many people can say they almost took out ntp on a hole they bogied.:smt087
Plus I think I own the worst putter on Ozgolf, a crappy 15yo Dynacast POS.

Takes a brave man to admit it McCoy.. although i'm a firm believer that the NTP winner needs to have made the birdie putt too :lol:

Perhaps bogey'ing an NTP means you should contribute to the pool for next time? ;)

[Jono]

Hey Grant!

What happened to our bet? The loser was to have a signature of winner's choice for a month ...

Take your pick, mate:

"Jono and Shrek rule the greens"

"Wish I could putt like Jono"

"Butt kicked by Jono on the green"

Any other suggestions? ;)

[Grunt]

I did not remember that but I am not going to have Jono kicked my butt as a signature for a 1 hole putt off. How about "Jono putted a 45 foot putt in the rain better"

[goughy]

We need to have a putt off for the worst title. I can't believe after seeing me putt at nambour choppa thinks he is the worst. He burned the hole with nothing dropping for him all day. I couldn't have 2 putted into a bunker.

[Moe Norman]

Jono could change his to "Grunt is a Sore Loser"

[Jono]

I did not remember that but I am not going to have Jono kicked my butt as a signature for a 1 hole putt off. How about "Jono putted a 45 foot putt in the rain better"

Mate, you are full of excuses. When TS suggested the 1 hole putt off you jumped at the chance. You have much better chance of beating me in a putting comp over 1 hole in the wet than over 18 holes in ideal conditions.

Here's the thread that started this putting comp thingy:

http://www.ozgolf.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4654&page=6


You need it Jono, I am cheap for Putting lessons by the way. The only part of golf that I am above my level on.


Any time you want to have a putting contest on the practice green, let me know. I'm even willing to put a little wager on it. :cool:


Game On!!!!!

So do you want a full 18 hole putting comp next time we go up to Kooindah to use your free rounds? 8)

[Moe Norman]

You need it Jono, I am cheap for Putting lessons by the way. The only part of golf that I am above my level on. By above level I think he means he putts like a 15 marker but is really a 20+ marker.

It's ok Grunt, I putt like a 30 marker and play off 7 ;)

[BrisVegas]

Jeez grunt, sounds like you got beat fair and square. Maybe you should shuddup and give Jono some respect! :razz:

[Grunt]

Can't really believe this is going on so long, Jono I was only keen for the 1 hole putt off to get it over and done with. I had had enough of it. The give a **** meter for all this is really low. I have bigger goals in golf & life than to be the 2nd worst putter in OzGolf.
And Moe, no sore loser here!!

[Moe Norman]

Can't really believe this is going on so long, Jono I was only keen for the 1 hole putt off to get it over and done with. I had had enough of it. The give a **** meter for all this is really low. I have bigger goals in golf & life than to be the 2nd worst putter in OzGolf.
And Moe, no sore loser here!! this whole post is an oxymoron.

sore loser - suck it up ;)

[Jono]

OK. Let's move on. It was supposed to be a "friendly" competition anyway ... 8)

[connico]

....man....jono and grunt should both realise that they never had the title..they both have seen me play, they both know that i would hold the title for the worst ozgolf putter in nsw hands down...

dont know about the qlds title..but well see by the champs... you guys are gonna see what really makes a bad putter..

[terryand]

Nice sour grapes sig Grunt :?

Terry.

[Matt 3 Jab]

They both suck at putting, now onto the next subject .................... :twisted:

[Ducky]

My god, would Grant and Jono hurry up and get married already?

[connico]

They both suck at putting, now onto the next subject .................... :twisted:


Sorry MR 3 Jab???...hmmmm