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shazza_rs
19th February 2018, 04:37 PM
And the matchups are:

Group 1
PeteyD V monsta
Bushy V Feelzy

Group 2
lucasto23 v LeftyHoges
SundayHack v pickles

Group 3
CaptainNemo v hardboiled
Ferrins v pistol Pete

Group 4
Courty v WBennett
Gammon v grumpy

Group 5
KristianJ v Johnno
Benno_r v Jono

Group 6
MrBluu v Chappy
Peter_rs v Kev

Group 7
Peppas v LarryLong
RonBurgundy v JoeS

Group 8
Shazza_rs v slug
Dotty v 3puttpete

LeftyHoges
19th February 2018, 06:05 PM
You're a good egg Shaz.

BUSHY
19th February 2018, 07:05 PM
This is getting a bit serious.

LeftyHoges
19th February 2018, 07:20 PM
This is getting a bit serious.It was serious back at UCW1.

This is ****ing war, soldier!!!

WBennett
19th February 2018, 07:23 PM
Cant wait for Courty to be named my bunny. Again.

Lagerlover
19th February 2018, 07:38 PM
My man Nemo to trounce 3pp

Captain Nemo
19th February 2018, 07:40 PM
My man Nemo to trounce 3pp Can’t and won’t happen, sadly....😕

Lagerlover
19th February 2018, 07:42 PM
Can’t and won’t happen, sadly....😕 He talks himself up, non conforming clubs too apparently

3Puttpete
19th February 2018, 07:50 PM
He talks himself up, non conforming clubs too apparently

Ssshhh

Slug
19th February 2018, 08:09 PM
Leading out will be one of our superstars from the ACT, Monsta, accompanied by Feelzy

shazza_rs
19th February 2018, 08:15 PM
I see you are sending off the quality first! Nice NAGA pairing.

I’ll pair one home track hero of monsta with an equally brilliant home track hero of my own in PeteyD.

And I’ll send out Bushy against Feelzy.

shazza_rs
19th February 2018, 08:19 PM
My second pairing is filled with awesomeness. Into battle I will send the previous two Vic Champs winners in

Lucasto23 and SundayHack

Slug
19th February 2018, 08:23 PM
pffft, previous vic champs have nothing on the left handed links loving superstar LEFTY taking on Lucas and his new apprentice Pickles, who will take down Sunday Hack

Slug
19th February 2018, 08:25 PM
Up next, a challenge on the cards....will it be accepted
Hardboiled has laid down the gauntlet to Old McDonald, Captain Nemo, what say you
Paired with him will be the new comer Pistol Pete

shazza_rs
19th February 2018, 08:32 PM
Challenge accepted! Captain Nemo v Hardboiled.

I’ll pair the unknown Pistol Pete with Ferrins. Who knows which personality will be turning up for this match!

shazza_rs
19th February 2018, 08:34 PM
My next pairing into battle will be the most glamorous.

Please stand up Courty and Gammon.

Slug
19th February 2018, 08:40 PM
ahhh Courty, Shane Warne had a bunny, Daryl Cullinan, WBennett has one also, its you Courty, time to go down again
returning from a lay off to take on Gammon will be Grumpy, our resident WAnker for these champs.

Slug
19th February 2018, 08:45 PM
out next, Johnno and Jono, only they know who is who

shazza_rs
19th February 2018, 08:49 PM
To take on our undercover personnel I’ll be sending in KristianJ and benno_r.

shazza_rs
19th February 2018, 08:51 PM
Up next is my dynamic calves pairing of

mrbluu and peter_rs

Ferrins
19th February 2018, 08:55 PM
I’ll pair the unknown Pistol Pete with Ferrins. Who knows which personality will be turning up for this match!

Bahahaha! Bring it on!

Slug
19th February 2018, 08:56 PM
out against the club throwing angry man will be Chappy in his first appearance, paired with the man that inspired Phil Mickleson with a lob wedge, Kev

Slug
19th February 2018, 08:57 PM
Last pairing out, a man with redemption on his mind, LarryLong and with him, JoeS

shazza_rs
19th February 2018, 08:59 PM
Which leaves our last pairing of Peppas and Ron Burgundy.

LarryLong
19th February 2018, 09:06 PM
Which leaves our last pairing of Peppas and Ron Burgundy.

Peppas and I will be able to swap shirts after the game, AFL style.

Well, he will want to, anyway.

shazza_rs
19th February 2018, 09:06 PM
All matchups have been listed in the header post.

Peppas
19th February 2018, 09:08 PM
Peppas and I will be able to swap shirts after the game, AFL style.

Well, he will want to, anyway.

Did you get a small as well??

LarryLong
19th February 2018, 09:13 PM
Did you get a small as well??

Of course. There will be more guns on display than an NRA rally.

JoeS
19th February 2018, 09:20 PM
Last pairing out, a man with redemption on his mind, LarryLong and with him, JoeSBringing home the WIN.

shazza_rs
19th February 2018, 09:31 PM
Nah the Union will have it wrapped up before your matches play out.

3Puttpete
19th February 2018, 09:44 PM
I really can’t see us losing a match

Peppas
19th February 2018, 09:44 PM
Nah the Union will have it wrapped up before your matches play out.

Sweet... I was going to let Larry keep score anyways for our match.

LeftyHoges
19th February 2018, 09:50 PM
I really can’t see us losing a matchThe Mick Malthouse approach.

Oh dear.

LarryLong
19th February 2018, 10:30 PM
Sweet... I was going to let Larry keep score anyways for our match.

I never know the score. We'll just tally it up at the end.

PeteyD
20th February 2018, 04:23 AM
Shotgun start, do we know what tees? Wild guess 4 to 1?

PeteyD
20th February 2018, 04:32 AM
47494

Johnno
20th February 2018, 05:32 AM
I was going to throw my match for my home state but no way in hell can I throw it to a red head...

Lucasto23
20th February 2018, 06:21 AM
Thanks Shazza, I finally get a couple of shots in this thing :)

LeftyHoges
20th February 2018, 06:28 AM
I was going to throw my match for my home state but no way in hell can I throw it to a red head...Seems our Captain knew exactly what he was doing....
Thanks Shazza, I finally get a couple of shots in this thing :)You're going to need them all, swine!

Lucasto23
20th February 2018, 06:31 AM
Seems our Captain knew exactly what he was doing....You're going to need them all, swine!

What are you talking about red neck, it’s links Golf your fooked before we even arrive

LeftyHoges
20th February 2018, 06:34 AM
What are you talking about red neck, it’s links Golf your fooked before we even arriveJust cos I hate it, doesn't mean I don't still score.

WBennett
20th February 2018, 06:48 AM
I was going to throw my match for my home state but no way in hell can I throw it to a red head...

That's the spirit. The Union are full of Queenslanders with the token NSWelshmen filling in numbers. Like the Queensland Origin team.

WBennett
20th February 2018, 06:49 AM
For what its worth, the Barwon Heads flyovers are pretty amazing. There are gonna be some awful scores if the wind gets up!!!

PeteyD
20th February 2018, 06:53 AM
For what its worth, the Barwon Heads flyovers are pretty amazing. There are gonna be some awful scores if the wind gets up!!!

They do look good. The whole weekend will be interesting if the wind comes in.

LeftyHoges
20th February 2018, 06:59 AM
For what its worth, the Barwon Heads flyovers are pretty amazing. There are gonna be some awful scores if the wind gets up!!!
They do look good. The whole weekend will be interesting if the wind comes in.Victoria in March? Doesn't happ....




Oh.













****.

PeteyD
20th February 2018, 07:01 AM
This is part of your evil plan for world domination?

Searching Links golf in the wind for dummies ....

3Puttpete
20th February 2018, 07:01 AM
They do look good. The whole weekend will be interesting if the wind comes in.It'll be windy in the scout camp come Friday morning.

Ron Burgundy
20th February 2018, 07:08 AM
Bringing home the WIN. We’ll see about that. Things can escalate quickly out there. And my 15th club is a trident.

Johnno
20th February 2018, 07:42 AM
Was there a decision as to what h'cap this was being played off?

shazza_rs
20th February 2018, 08:56 AM
Was there a decision as to what h'cap this was being played off?

Off your slope adjusted GA

LarryLong
20th February 2018, 09:31 AM
They do look good. The whole weekend will be interesting if the wind comes in.

What do you mean 'if'?

If you can't cold top your driver 150m along the ground you might want to start practising. :)

PeteyD
20th February 2018, 09:48 AM
That is one shot I am particularly effective at.

peter_rs
20th February 2018, 10:03 AM
I’m hoping for the wind.... I have shit golf covered either way

KristianJ
20th February 2018, 11:39 AM
I was going to throw my match for my home state but no way in hell can I throw it to a red head... I don't know which team would be more disappointed with that comment. #rangry

chappy1970
20th February 2018, 01:44 PM
Do I need a working with children card for my match

LeftyHoges
20th February 2018, 01:51 PM
Do I need a working with children card for my match

Shots fired!!!

mrbluu
20th February 2018, 04:31 PM
Do I need a working with children card for my matchYou'll be fine as long as I can wear this!![emoji23][emoji23]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180220/ff384acf3f49a58f756760b5c4fbb65b.jpg

chappy1970
20th February 2018, 06:53 PM
You'll be fine as long as I can wear this!![emoji23][emoji23]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180220/ff384acf3f49a58f756760b5c4fbb65b.jpgAll good, but I'd be worried that you'd try to deep fry them

JoeS
20th February 2018, 07:07 PM
We’ll see about that. Things can escalate quickly out there. And my 15th club is a trident.Lucky I carry an oversize knife

WBennett
20th February 2018, 07:37 PM
Lucky I carry an oversize knife Just kick Baxter. Ron goes to water.

Peppas
20th February 2018, 07:39 PM
just kick baxter. Ron goes to water. cannonball!!!

Jono
20th February 2018, 07:40 PM
Benno, don't think I've met you before and I probably won't till we shake hands at the 18th green cos I'll be in the trees all day ... Hang on. That's not how sledging works, ey? LOL.

mrbluu
20th February 2018, 07:41 PM
All good, but I'd be worried that you'd try to deep fry themIdjit, everyone knows I prefer them over charcoal!!!🤣🤣

PeteyD
20th February 2018, 07:55 PM
Benno, don't think I've met you before and I probably won't till we shake hands at the 18th green cos I'll be in the trees all day ... Hang on. That's not how sledging works, ey? LOL.

Links course! No trees! Well very few and only on a couple of holes.

Slug
20th February 2018, 08:02 PM
Just a quick serious FYI for the confederates, grey shorts/pants for the uncivil war please

Back to normal programming, sledge away

Thanks

Jono
20th February 2018, 08:41 PM
Links course! No trees! Well very few and only on a couple of holes.Wohoo!

3Puttpete
20th February 2018, 08:48 PM
Just a quick serious FYI for the confederates, grey shorts/pants for the uncivil war please

Back to normal programming, sledge away

Thanks

Aye aye Captain

Dotty
20th February 2018, 09:28 PM
Grey shorts?

Like school kids about to be taught a hard lesson.

3Puttpete
20th February 2018, 09:40 PM
Thank you sir. May I have another?

LarryLong
21st February 2018, 08:29 AM
Just a quick serious FYI for the confederates, grey shorts/pants for the uncivil war please

Back to normal programming, sledge away

Thanks

Light grey, dark grey, or should we go with all 50 shades to symbolise the treatment that we're (figuratively speaking, of course) going to hand out to the Union?

LeftyHoges
21st February 2018, 08:33 AM
Light grey, dark grey, or should we go with all 50 shades to symbolise the treatment that we're (figuratively speaking, of course) going to hand out to the Union?YOU say figuratively.... ;-)

PeteyD
21st February 2018, 09:18 AM
So who is doing the spanking?

Ferrins
21st February 2018, 09:32 AM
.

Captain Nemo
21st February 2018, 09:42 AM
. I’ll bring some Zyrtec so you don’t annoy me!🤣

kev
21st February 2018, 10:57 AM
I’m hoping for the wind.... I have shit golf covered either way

We should do "rock/paper/scissors" before teeing off to decide the winner. Then neither of us have to worry about our crap golf :)

kev
21st February 2018, 10:58 AM
Just a quick serious FYI for the confederates, grey shorts/pants for the uncivil war please

Back to normal programming, sledge away

Thanks

Dark grey ok? Like very very dark grey? Okay some would call it black if they were so inclined...

WBennett
21st February 2018, 11:06 AM
Dark grey ok? Like very very dark grey? Okay some would call it black if they were so inclined...

Don't buy anything new, thats for sure.

Slug
21st February 2018, 11:06 AM
id rather a nice light grey please....preferable

kev
21st February 2018, 11:18 AM
Don't buy anything new, thats for sure.


id rather a nice light grey please....preferable

:?

Courty
21st February 2018, 11:19 AM
Confusion reigns in the South

kev
21st February 2018, 11:21 AM
Confusion reigns in the South

My default setting really :)

LarryLong
21st February 2018, 11:24 AM
North will be wearing brown.

One way or the other.

chappy1970
21st February 2018, 11:25 AM
Code brown, code brown

SundayHack
21st February 2018, 11:45 AM
Don't buy anything new, thats for sure.

Too late. I have purchased a very ghey cap and belt combo that will be a one off wear for the occasion

LarryLong
21st February 2018, 11:48 AM
Too late. I have purchased a very ghey cap and belt combo that will be a one off wear for the occasion

This is how it starts. :)

Dotty
21st February 2018, 12:15 PM
Don't buy anything new, thats for sure.
If you translate that into Latin, then LarryLong can put it on his family crest.

Courty
21st February 2018, 12:43 PM
If you translate that into Latin, then LarryLong can put it on his family crest.

Ego ad pop tags aliquid

Lucasto23
21st February 2018, 12:52 PM
Ego ad pop tags aliquid

Once again proving the superiority of the mighty north

3Puttpete
21st February 2018, 01:07 PM
Ego ad pop tags aliquidNil purchasem brand spankus.

PeteyD
21st February 2018, 01:13 PM
Nil Sine Flouro

peter_rs
21st February 2018, 04:51 PM
We should do "rock/paper/scissors" before teeing off to decide the winner. Then neither of us have to worry about our crap golf :)


Kev don’t get me wrong I have fun while playing crap golf...:).... I have been know to laugh before hitting a ball because I know it’s going to be shit.

Plus it has the making of a fun group

JoeS
22nd February 2018, 09:46 AM
Watched the flyover vid last night,Im f....d.Going to be a bit like Settlers Run,with wind

Monsta
23rd February 2018, 07:37 AM
So who is doing the spanking?

I will spank you Petey, both on and off the course if you like (but mainly on the course)

WBennett
23rd February 2018, 07:47 AM
I will spank you Petey, both on and off the course if you like (but mainly on the course)

Bob is gonna be so jealous.

PS - I am not in your room.

PeteyD
23rd February 2018, 08:02 AM
I will spank you Petey, both on and off the course if you like (but mainly on the course)

Making promises you can't keep! You will be so demoralised on Friday after the hiding I give you you will be lucky to even turn up for the weekend.

kev
23rd February 2018, 08:44 AM
Kev don’t get me wrong I have fun while playing crap golf...:).... I have been know to laugh before hitting a ball because I know it’s going to be shit.

Plus it has the making of a fun group

Let's have some fun! :)

mrbluu
24th February 2018, 08:41 PM
Let's have some fun! :)This beat is sick.....

grumpy
28th February 2018, 11:49 PM
Dress Code please???????

WBennett
1st March 2018, 05:37 AM
Grey shorts Grumpy. Shirts are in transit.

JoeS
1st March 2018, 07:02 AM
I had a look on the Barwon Heads website last night,they seem to take the dress code pretty serious

chappy1970
1st March 2018, 08:13 AM
I think the dress code is more than suitable, we are not savages.

LeftyHoges
1st March 2018, 08:19 AM
I had a look on the Barwon Heads website last night,they seem to take the dress code pretty seriousI've advised BH that we'll be in "military uniform" ie. Identical polo shirts and tailored shirts / pants. They were perfectly happy with this.

The only thing they did stress was the requirement for white socks for anyone wearing shorts. Preferably above the ankle, and no logos if possible, or minimal if not possible.

LarryLong
1st March 2018, 08:29 AM
I've advised BH that we'll be in "military uniform" ie. Identical polo shirts and tailored shirts / pants. They were perfectly happy with this.

The only thing they did stress was the requirement for white socks for anyone wearing shorts. Preferably above the ankle, and no logos if possible, or minimal if not possible.

I think Solarman can give some advice on socks, can't he?

BH are pretty much like any of the snooty Melbourne courses - I wouldn't be testing their dress code.

Bruce
1st March 2018, 02:45 PM
I think Solarman can give some advice on socks, can't he?

BH are pretty much like any of the snooty Melbourne courses - I wouldn't be testing their dress code.

They are quite snooty, but not as snooty as Victoria and that was OK for us.

grumpy
1st March 2018, 10:55 PM
Grey how bloody boring how about LONGS because I only have striped socks.

LeftyHoges
2nd March 2018, 04:19 AM
Grey how bloody boring how about LONGS because I only have striped socks.You can wear grey pants grumpy, I will be.

PeteyD
2nd March 2018, 04:50 AM
The other days are fine for colourful pants. Uniform colours are selected by the captains, so you know who to blame ;)

JoeS
2nd March 2018, 05:21 AM
My grey pants got delivered yesterday.How good is golfbox

Pickles
2nd March 2018, 06:45 AM
My grey pants got delivered yesterday.How good is golfbox
It's a curse knowing how fast they can deliver, especially coming from Perth.

My grey shorts should arrive in the post today after ordering yesterday.

Don't think I've ever played a course where it's been a requirement to tuck in your shirt :oops:

Dotty
2nd March 2018, 11:39 AM
Where is everyone?

;)

KristianJ
2nd March 2018, 11:52 AM
Where is everyone?

;)

Triple checking their sock drawer.

PeteyD
2nd March 2018, 12:07 PM
Preparing to crush rednecks

shazza_rs
2nd March 2018, 12:09 PM
Just a taste of what Slug’s face will look like Friday night!


https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180302/900b71383ab3dd00a629364e6ab19ae0.jpg

WBennett
2nd March 2018, 12:09 PM
On the group chat...

oh

WBennett
2nd March 2018, 12:10 PM
Its only one week away kids.

Courtys 42 points will be a distant memory

Pickles
2nd March 2018, 02:48 PM
I've literally driven to target to buy white socks today and the closest target is 20 minutes away...

Worth it once i wipe the floor with SundayHack next Friday.

LeftyHoges
2nd March 2018, 03:05 PM
I've literally driven to target to buy white socks today and the closest target is 20 minutes away...

Worth it once i wipe the floor with SundayHack next Friday.My boy!!!

This kind of enthusiasm makes me genuinely excite.

Ferrins
2nd March 2018, 03:20 PM
I've literally driven to target to buy white socks today and the closest target is 20 minutes away...

Worth it once i wipe the floor with......


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Clean up your celebration?

3Puttpete
2nd March 2018, 03:22 PM
Clean up your celebration?.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180302/5f83db7d42cb5657a83683e67d8957ea.jpg

BUSHY
2nd March 2018, 03:54 PM
I've literally driven to target to buy white socks today and the closest target is 20 minutes away...

Worth it once i wipe the floor with SundayHack next Friday.

Did you have the exhaust fumes pumped into your car on the trip to Target??

Dotty
2nd March 2018, 05:43 PM
.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180302/5f83db7d42cb5657a83683e67d8957ea.jpg
Is that next week's putter?

3Puttpete
2nd March 2018, 05:47 PM
Is that next week's putter?Same result

Lucasto23
2nd March 2018, 06:42 PM
I can’t wait to knife one into lefty’s good knee and watch his dreams of another Vic champs disappear and then get on the sauce with my boy Frank the TANK!!!!

SundayHack
2nd March 2018, 08:08 PM
I can’t wait to knife one into lefty’s good knee and watch his dreams of another Vic champs disappear and then get on the sauce with my boy Frank the TANK!!!!
We’re going streaking. Oh and kicking Lefty and Dill “Pickles” arse. That is the part I will enjoy most.

mrbluu
2nd March 2018, 08:10 PM
Just a taste of what Slug’s face will look like Friday night!


https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180302/900b71383ab3dd00a629364e6ab19ae0.jpgSlug is going to look like BenM???[emoji16][emoji16]

SundayHack
2nd March 2018, 10:14 PM
Slug is going to look like BenM???[emoji16][emoji16]

Just 40kg more and red.

LoveGolf2012
4th March 2018, 08:33 PM
Have fun guys and girl..Enjoy..Go the Vics 🤣🤣

PeteyD
5th March 2018, 07:56 AM
Good to see slug organising team bonding sessions for the Rednecks ...

47576

SundayHack
5th March 2018, 08:09 AM
Good to see slug organising team bonding sessions for the Rednecks ...

47576

Can't be them.... That is too inventive for Slug and his team disappointments.

PeteyD
5th March 2018, 08:17 AM
47577

This one was last week ...

3Puttpete
5th March 2018, 08:45 AM
47577

This one was last week ...Will be worth heaps Friday and Saturday nights

SundayHack
5th March 2018, 08:51 AM
47577

This one was last week ...

Again too inventive. With our accommodation arrangements all seats would be taken

JoeS
5th March 2018, 01:22 PM
just paid for shirt Mr Bennett

chappy1970
5th March 2018, 01:37 PM
Actual photo from the Union's Uncivil war strategy session. Blind leading the blind and a plan that doesn't hold water

47579

PeteyD
6th March 2018, 07:51 AM
Confederate team bus, members stocking up on the hatorade and donuts at the ol' sleven.
47587

JoeS
9th March 2018, 10:44 AM
Almost their,weather is perfect.
BRING IT ON

Dcanto
9th March 2018, 03:07 PM
Match update? Is Courty putting Spud to the sword?

Ferrins
9th March 2018, 06:21 PM
Match update? Is Courty putting Spud to the sword?

Courty 3&2

Dcanto
9th March 2018, 06:43 PM
Courty 3&2 And overall??

LeftyHoges
9th March 2018, 06:48 PM
And overall??Results are in but not released until we do our presentations tonight.

Ferrins
9th March 2018, 07:06 PM
Union won.

LeftyHoges
9th March 2018, 07:09 PM
Union won.You don't know that...

oldracer
9th March 2018, 07:47 PM
Smashin day for it, looked awesome

AndyP
9th March 2018, 08:11 PM
The worst thing about an OZgolf Champs weekend is the silence for the rest of us.

LeftyHoges
9th March 2018, 08:13 PM
The worst thing about an OZgolf Champs weekend is the silence for the rest of us.If you were here, you'd hear everything....

AndyP
9th March 2018, 08:21 PM
Work travel reduces solo personal travel.

This thing won yet.

JoeS
9th March 2018, 08:22 PM
I made it home,had a great day.Thanks to my group Larrylong,Perrins and of course Ron Burgundy.
Barwon Heads off the blacks is a challenge,glad the wind didn't come up.

JoeS
9th March 2018, 08:23 PM
Work travel reduces solo personal travel.

This thing won yet.Everone who played today is a winner

Toxic
9th March 2018, 08:24 PM
I made it home,had a great day.Thanks to my group Larrylong,Perrins and of course Ron Burgundy.Barwon Heads off the blacks is a challenge,glad the wind didn't come up. How'd you play bud?

chappy1970
9th March 2018, 08:26 PM
I too had a cracking day. A day of 2 halves for me.

1 half Great, the other awful.

I was beaten by a much better player on the day

JoeS
9th March 2018, 08:31 PM
How'd you play bud?Played ok,thought my stableford of 31 was a bit ordinary,turns out it was level best I think.And I got a W for my first uncivil war

Pickles
9th March 2018, 08:36 PM
4759647598475994760047601

hardboiled
9th March 2018, 08:43 PM
I think these 2 missed each other https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180309/3c556664768abf90ca1386b5f10a1989.jpg

Toxic
9th March 2018, 09:44 PM
Played ok,thought my stableford of 31 was a bit ordinary,turns out it was level best I think.And I got a W for my first uncivil war Awesome!

JoeS
9th March 2018, 09:54 PM
Awesome!If you haven't played it,you need to.Not a great place though if your putting is a bit sketchy.Those greens had some serious breaks

oldracer
9th March 2018, 10:05 PM
Results Spreadsheet pls Courty

WBennett
10th March 2018, 07:08 AM
Winner was Grumpy with 33, with Courty Jono and Johnno with 32.

A couple failed to make 18 points....

The Uncivil War was even, with a countback deciding the result. The filth from the North won