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LeftyHoges
16th January 2018, 02:56 PM
Id like the Ozgolf world to acknowledge that Im the only union winning captain in the history of the uncivil war! [emoji2]

Bugger. Forgot about SundayHack.

It's fast approaching, lady and gents, the greatest event on the OZgolf calendar, installment 6, with the current scoreboard showing a comfortable 3-2 lead to the Gentlemen of the South.

Official thread for details, results and of course, sledging.

Numbers are a little lopsided to the Unionists this year, clearly the Confeds are sick of winning this so easily, but we'll shore up some numbers soon....

Have at it!!!

Captain Nemo
16th January 2018, 02:57 PM
Thanks for my acknowledgment mate! 😉

PeteyD
16th January 2018, 03:06 PM
Anchors aweigh you scumbag sandbagging hillbillies.

LeftyHoges
16th January 2018, 03:07 PM
Thanks for my acknowledgment mate! I do what I can....

Meanwhile...


https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd_QuapBtbG/?taken-by=barwonheadsgolfclub

Captain Nemo
16th January 2018, 03:10 PM
We had an SC weekend years back exactly what has been organised. Wazandnic and I missed the fri game at BH, they said it was an outstanding track!

SundayHack
16th January 2018, 03:12 PM
Pretty certain we the north have 2 wins to our name.

Captain Nemo
16th January 2018, 03:14 PM
Pretty certain we the north have 2 wins to our name. Yep and you where the Winning Cap!!!!

SundayHack
16th January 2018, 03:16 PM
Its ok. Can only expect the hillbilies from the south to count to 1 as they use their teeth to count off.

LeftyHoges
16th January 2018, 03:19 PM
Pretty certain we the north have 2 wins to our name.

Nup. I've erased that from everyone's memories. How did you escape?

Dotty
16th January 2018, 03:21 PM
Its ok. Can only expect the hillbilies from the south to count to 1 as they use their teeth to count off.
We can't pick them up on having more than 14 clubs.

That's one for each toe.

LarryLong
16th January 2018, 06:25 PM
I've played there once. It's just a really nice, understated but still awesome track. I think it's a good example of what some of the more modern premium linksy tracks should have aimed for instead of building tricked up 6400m roller coasters.

...and there is plenty of room in the adjoining sand dunes to bury the Union bodies.

KristianJ
16th January 2018, 06:39 PM
Check that scoreboard, Lefty. Or has Antony Green already called it in the favour of Scummus Confederatus?

WBennett
16th January 2018, 07:52 PM
It is the best day of the year but it looks like us confeds will be missing stalwarts BenM and Spanner off the top of my head...

Courty
16th January 2018, 08:01 PM
https://i.imgur.com/HzzVDve.jpg

BUSHY
17th January 2018, 11:15 AM
Lefty that video [emoji7]

LeftyHoges
17th January 2018, 11:55 AM
Lefty that video [emoji7]

Yeah, looks semi-tolerable, I guess...

Lagerlover
17th January 2018, 02:30 PM
On the back of his pennants application 3pp would be quite the catch for the South American team.

#penisgolf

LeftyHoges
17th January 2018, 04:12 PM
On the back of his pennants application 3pp would be quite the catch for the South American team.

#penisgolfWould be good, except you used the word "pennants", so you can **** off.

Lagerlover
17th January 2018, 08:13 PM
Well someone's not going to heaven


*penance

LeftyHoges
17th January 2018, 10:20 PM
Well someone's not going to heaven


*penanceWell, IF it existed....

A) as if I'd be allowed in prior to this incident anyway, and
B) it's clearly gonna be full of god-botherers, so **** that.

Toxic
19th January 2018, 07:56 AM
Ok, as a noob whats the deal with this day?

Unionists are from?
Confeds are from?

LeftyHoges
19th January 2018, 08:01 AM
Ok, as a noob whats the deal with this day?

Unionists are from?
Confeds are from?The North and the south, bud.

Union is Queensland and NSW. Confederates are everywhere else....

Toxic
19th January 2018, 08:13 AM
The North and the south, bud.Union is Queensland and NSW. Confederates are everywhere else.... Sweet....Never liked unions anyway

LeftyHoges
19th January 2018, 08:48 AM
Sweet....Never liked unions anywayAmen.

Captain Nemo
19th January 2018, 08:54 AM
Shirts?

LeftyHoges
19th January 2018, 09:06 AM
Shirts?Yes please. You're not that ripped.

WBennett
19th January 2018, 09:16 AM
We need to think about Captains as well. The 2017 Captains need to consider who they will pass on the armbands to.

Captain Nemo
19th January 2018, 09:18 AM
Yes please. You're not that ripped. Lol, especially in the small one I got given 2 years ago! 😱

SundayHack
19th January 2018, 09:26 AM
We need to think about Captains as well. The 2017 Captains need to consider who they will pass on the armbands to.

A bit disappointing BenM is a no show this year. I would have loved to have seen Shaz demoralise him once again this time as captains.

Captain Nemo
19th January 2018, 09:59 AM
A bit disappointing BenM is a no show this year. I would have loved to have seen Shaz demoralise him once again this time as captains. Lol, classic!Hope he hasn’t faded away...

KristianJ
19th January 2018, 10:19 AM
Lol, classic!Hope he hasn’t faded away...He'd wear the armband around his waist.

WBennett
20th January 2018, 06:28 AM
A bit disappointing BenM is a no show this year. I would have loved to have seen Shaz demoralise him once again this time as captains.

This exact reason may be why Ben doesn't golf any more.

WBennett
9th February 2018, 09:30 PM
Genuine question. Anyone seen or heard from LarryLong lately?

LarryLong
9th February 2018, 09:50 PM
Genuine question. Anyone seen or heard from LarryLong lately?

Sorry Boss, have been swamped with work lately. PM sent!

WBennett
12th February 2018, 09:34 AM
All Uncivil War participants. PM or Group chat your shirt size to me ASAP. Need to get the order in.

WBennett
13th February 2018, 06:19 AM
Bump - message Courty or myself with your shirt sizes!

wb

LeftyHoges
15th February 2018, 11:54 AM
Ok guys and gals, the time has come. With the current numbers we have 16 unionists against 14 confederates. So we either need:
A) one unionist to defect for the year to even up current numbers,
B) one of the locals to bring along 2 friends to join the confederates for the day, so no-one has to defect, or
C) in an absolutely ideal world, one of the locals brings along 4 friends so that we can restore Johnno and Jono to their rightful Unionist state, and balance the numbers correctly.

And we need it fast.

B and C are the preferences purely from the fact we don't want a group of 6, which we currently would with a defection.

Don't make me post on ISG for some fill-ins....

3Puttpete
16th February 2018, 08:04 AM
What colour shorts do I need for this bloodbath?

PeteyD
16th February 2018, 08:23 AM
Fluro Orange ...

Usually decided by Captains post announcing who they are.

Pickles
16th February 2018, 08:27 AM
Looking forward to keeping my 100% unbeaten uncivil war record against the union scum ;)

LeftyHoges
16th February 2018, 08:36 AM
Looking forward to keeping my 100% unbeaten uncivil war record against the union scum ;)The boy's in the spirit already!!!

#suckitunionscum

Ferrins
16th February 2018, 09:41 AM
Looking forward to keeping my 100% unbeaten uncivil war record against the union scum ;)

.

Courty
16th February 2018, 02:45 PM
The teams have been finalised...

THE UNION
Shazza_rs (Captain)
benno_r
Bushy
Captain Nemo
Courty
Dotty
Ferrins
Gammon
KristianJ
Lucasto23
mrbluu
Peppas
Peter_rs
PeteyD
Ron Burgundy
SundayHack

THE CONFEDERATES
slug (Captain)
3puttpete
chappy
Feelzy
grumpy
hardboiled
JoeS
Johnno
Jono
kev
LarryLong
LeftyHoges
monsta
pickles
Pistol Pete
wbennett

Vice Captains are to be announced by the Captains whenever they’re ready.

The draw is expected to be on Monday night at a time agreed by both Captains.

Prepare the battlefield!

mrbluu
16th February 2018, 02:50 PM
The teams have been finalised...

THE UNION
Shazza_rs (Captain)
benno_r
Bushy
Captain Nemo
Courty
Dotty
Ferrins
Gammon
KristianJ
Lucasto23
mrbluu
Peppas
Peter_rs
PeteyD
Ron Burgundy
SundayHack

THE CONFEDERATES
slug (Captain)
3puttpete
chappy
Feelzy
grumpy
hardboiled
JoeS
Johnno
Jono
kev
LarryLong
LeftyHoges
monsta
pickles
Pistol Pete
wbennett

Vice Captains are to be announced by the Captains whenever they’re ready.

The draw is expected to be on Monday night at a time agreed by both Captains.

Prepare the battlefield!Good to see Slug put his hand up to be the new BenM!!

solarman
16th February 2018, 02:56 PM
How are all you lot going to fit into that little Chinese restaurant again?

Feelzy and Binh can share a high chair perhaps

Ferrins
16th February 2018, 03:15 PM
"If I owned the South and Hell, I'd rent out the South and live in Hell."
Bring it on!

PeteyD
16th February 2018, 06:06 PM
After the meaningless battles of the sandbelt a new front has opened in the West. Here we will see the paltry forces of the Confederacy crushed and demoralised on the wind torn links.

Slug
16th February 2018, 06:09 PM
Hope your golf is as good as your story telling

chappy1970
16th February 2018, 07:24 PM
Captain Slug, worthy title

LarryLong
16th February 2018, 08:29 PM
Go get 'em Sluggo!

oldracer
16th February 2018, 08:41 PM
Good to see Slug put his hand up to be the new BenM!! I was the next Ben M bluuey n did pretty good😜 😜😳

Ferrins
16th February 2018, 09:48 PM
Did Shaz get inspired by our figure skaters?

shazza_rs
17th February 2018, 10:59 AM
So I’ve sifted through all the applicants for the union VC and I’m proud to announce it.

Congrats to an upstanding gentlemen of the forum - Dotty!

Captain Nemo
17th February 2018, 11:43 AM
So I’ve sifted through all the applicants for the union VC and I’m proud to announce it. Congrats to an upstanding gentlemen of the forum - Dotty! Ah, well played!Old straightyoneeighty!

SundayHack
17th February 2018, 11:43 AM
So I’ve sifted through all the applicants for the union VC and I’m proud to announce it. Congrats to an upstanding gentlemen of the forum - Dotty! Congrats Dotty. Well deserved. I’m sure old 3putts will be frustrated seeing you play from the middle of the fairway all day.

Dotty
17th February 2018, 11:47 AM
So I’ve sifted through all the applicants for the union VC and I’m proud to announce it.

Congrats to an upstanding gentlemen of the forum - Dotty!
I hope these matches finish before 5pm.

I need to be back home in time for Matlock.

Captain Nemo
17th February 2018, 12:43 PM
Congrats Dotty. Well deserved. I’m sure old 3putts will be frustrated seeing you play from the middle of the fairway all day.That will do his head in.Dotty is odd’s on...

shazza_rs
17th February 2018, 01:10 PM
There will be a few minority groups represented in our 4ball group.

Female (in golf circles at least), old white guy, ranga and “special”.

I’ll let you work out who is who....

SundayHack
17th February 2018, 01:33 PM
There will be a few minority groups represented in our 4ball group.Female (in golf circles at least), old white guy, ranga and “special”.I’ll let you work out who is who....I think their captain identifies as 3 of the 4 of those groups.

3Puttpete
17th February 2018, 02:29 PM
There will be a few minority groups represented in our 4ball group.

Female (in golf circles at least), old white guy, ranga and “special”.

I’ll let you work out who is who....I'm not that old. Shaddup

3Puttpete
17th February 2018, 02:29 PM
Congrats Dotty. Well deserved. I’m sure old 3putts will be frustrated seeing you play from the middle of the fairway all day.Joke's on you mate, I won't be able to see him from where I am.

mrbluu
17th February 2018, 04:50 PM
There will be a few minority groups represented in our 4ball group.

old white guy,.

I’ll let you work out who is who....

Peppas playing in this group??

shazza_rs
20th February 2018, 08:58 AM
What tees are you blokes playing from?

Black - slope is 125
Blue - slope is 123

LeftyHoges
20th February 2018, 09:15 AM
What tees are you blokes playing from?

Black - slope is 125
Blue - slope is 123To be confirmed.....

SundayHack
20th February 2018, 11:51 AM
What tees are you blokes playing from?

Black - slope is 125
Blue - slope is 123

Slug could play from the ladies and you will stick kick his arse.

Slug
20th February 2018, 12:00 PM
lets run with that then

shazza_rs
20th February 2018, 01:13 PM
Not a chance.

Slug
20th February 2018, 01:34 PM
dont share your former captains confidence?

shazza_rs
20th February 2018, 01:48 PM
I do but I don’t want to completely demoralise you!

Slug
20th February 2018, 01:50 PM
haha...good times, we will revisit here in a few weeks

3Puttpete
20th February 2018, 01:53 PM
The lady has a point Slug. If it all goes pear-shaped, at least you have the red tees to blame.

mrbluu
20th February 2018, 02:26 PM
The lady has a point Slug. If it all goes pear-shaped, at least you have the red tees to blame.Slug is already pear shaped 🤣🤣🤣

shazza_rs
10th March 2018, 07:20 AM
Congratulations to my union brethren! And commiserations to our confederate opposition. You put up a very brave fight. Thank you to LarryLong for losing so bad and giving us the most hole wins.

We were equally as good as we were bad. Happy to have been your captain.

That evens the score at 3 a piece for those playing at home.

Dcanto
10th March 2018, 08:33 AM
Congratulations to my union brethren! And commiserations to our confederate opposition. You put up a very brave fight. Thank you to LarryLong for losing so bad and giving us the most hole wins.We were equally as good as we were bad. Happy to have been your captain. That evens the score at 3 a piece for those playing at home. Congratulations Captain Shazza and to the mighty Union army. Commiserations to the Confederscy.

Toxic
10th March 2018, 09:20 AM
No one likes the Union
In fact no-one likes any union

Lagerlover
10th March 2018, 12:02 PM
Billy Bragg does

Courty
10th March 2018, 03:07 PM
I’d like to point out that for the first time in VIC Champs history I won my Uncivil War match.

Although to be fair, it was only Spud that I beat. [emoji6]

Dcanto
10th March 2018, 03:11 PM
I’d like to point out that for the first time in VIC Champs history I won my Uncivil War match.Although to be fair, it was only Spud that I beat. [emoji6] Doesn't matter, a win is a win. Good work.