Annus Horribilis - 3puttpete v Lagerlover

[3Puttpete]

Gather round people, I'll tell you a story. A one year long story of powerlessness and shame.

Here it is boys and girls. The clash you've been waiting for.

In the tradition of David v Goliath, Rey Mysterio v The Big Show and a 2-on-1 handicap match of brevity v Jimandr and Goughy, we present a battle for the ages: a year long matchplay to decide once and for all the winner of nothing.

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.

Matches
Lagerlover 2-0

Holes
Lagerlover 4 up

Lagerlover is off to a flyer but this is a marathon, not a sprint.

[Lagerlover]

ffs

[Lagerlover]

Actually lets play for something worthwhile...


Winner doesn't have to play in the same group as the loser ever again!!!

[3Puttpete]

Actually lets play for something worthwhile...


Winner doesn't have to play in the same group as the loser ever again!!!

Doesn't have to but you'll still ask me to allow it.

[Johnny Canuck]

Actually lets play for something worthwhile...


Winner doesn't have to play in the same group as the loser ever again!!!

Loser has to play and room with Tourfit at WA champs

[3Puttpete]

Loser has to play and room with Tourfit at WA champs

Interim punishment

[backintheswing]

Loser to never post again?


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[3Puttpete]

That makes Ozgolf the loser

[3oneday]

Wouldn't this be more exciting in messenger?

[Dotty]

You need a decent incentive ... Loser rooms with Monsta at the 2018 Vic Champs.

[WBennett]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.

Matches
Lagerlover 2-0

Holes
Lagerlover 4 up

Lagerlover is off to a flyer but this is a marathon, not a sprint.

You suck.

[WBennett]

You need a decent incentive ... Loser rooms with Monsta at the 2018 Vic Champs.

That's nasty

[3Puttpete]

You motivate, inspire and provide an environment in which Lagerlover can reach heights nobody ever thought he could reach. Thankyou captain obvious. If he beats me, he wins the comp. Fact.

[AndyP]

Wow!

[Jarro]

This will be interesting reading over the course of the year.

[3Puttpete]

This will be interesting reading over the course of the year. The might be the silliest post in the thread

[Jarro]

The might be the silliest post in the thread
Early days yet .....

[wazamac]

When do you next play with Larger's Annuss Horribilis?

Hope there is no youtube feeds.

[AndyP]

Hope there is no youtube feeds.
redtube only.

[3Puttpete]

When do you next play with Larger's Annuss Horribilis?

Hope there is no youtube feeds.
Sunday. If recent history is any guide, it'll be soggy.

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum. Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.

Matches
Lagerlover 3-0

Holes
Lagerlover 8 up

[WBennett]

You suck Pete

[3Puttpete]

You suck Pete

I'm sticking to my strategy

[WBennett]

Rope a dope?

[3Puttpete]

Keep it in play and let him mess it up. There were signs today

[peter_rs]

10 or 18?

[Lagerlover]

10 or 18? Next time a phone comes out as I'm playing a shot, I will stick it that far up their arse they can use it for a colonoscopy!!

[Dotty]

I'm sticking to my strategy
It worked for Cronulla and Footscray.

Eventually.

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum. Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North. Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.

Matches
Lagerlover 3-1

Holes
Lagerlover 6 up

[goughy]

I read the thread title, and thought it might have been an eating contest from "I'm a Celeb, get me out of here"!!

[Lagerlover]

How is today's team event included in this you dickhead??

[3Puttpete]

I'm sticking to my strategy


How is today's team event included in this you dickhead??

Anger. Phase 1 complete.

[coalesce]

I'm probably being dumb here but how do those 4 matches add up to 6 up?

[perci]

I'm probably being dumb here but how do those 4 matches add up to 6 up?

Easy!

[3Puttpete]

I'm probably being dumb here but how do those 4 matches add up to 6 up?

Lager probably cheated.

A match decided after 17 holes has a hole to play

[coalesce]

Yeah but it's surely got to be an odd number? You have 2 3&1s - which should be an even number, then a 2 up less a 1 up, which should be odd. So how is that 6 up?

[3Puttpete]

Yeah but it's surely got to be an odd number? You have 2 3&1s - which should be an even number, then a 2 up less a 1 up, which should be odd. So how is that 6 up?

What if I win the 18th hole in a 3 and 1?

[coalesce]

What if I win the 18th hole in a 3 and 1?

See I knew there'd be an explanation

[3Puttpete]

A match decided after 17 holes has a hole to play

Like this?

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum. Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North. Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.

Matches
Lagerlover 3-2

Holes
Lagerlover 4 up

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum. Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North. Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.

Matches
AS

Holes
Lagerlover 2 up

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum. Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North. Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook. Single stab. Lager 2 up.

Matches
Lager 1 up

Holes
Lagerlover 4 up

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum. Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North. Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook. Single stab. Lager 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North. Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.

Matches All square

Holes 3puttpete 4 up

[Lagerlover]

WTF????

I was driving a black van down the coast yesterday!!!

[3Puttpete]

And you still managed to win 2 holes. Good work

[Johnny Canuck]

WTF????

I was driving a black van down the coast yesterday!!!

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[Lagerlover]

George Peppard style, trying to workout why KFC wasn't open at 7am

[Johnny Canuck]

George Peppard style, trying to workout why KFC wasn't open at 7am

Wouldn't that be BA Baraccus style?

[Lagerlover]

Wouldn't that be BA Baraccus style? Nope, 3pp is the splitting image of Mr T, I'm the braney one.

[3Puttpete]

Whatchoo talkin bout Lager?

[Gammon]

Whatchoo talkin bout Lager? More like "I pity the fool that thinks I'm Arnold from different strokes"

[Lagerlover]

45407

[Dotty]

Nope, 3pp is the splitting image of Mr T, I'm the braney one.
I know the perfect Murdock.

But he is only available when they don't have tennis camps.

[Johnny Canuck]

I know the perfect Murdock.

But he is only available when they don't have tennis camps.

Very good.

[Lagerlover]

So Friday didn't happen then?



Interesting

[3Puttpete]

I'll get to it

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lager 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/16 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.

Matches Lagerlover 1 up

Holes 3puttpete 2 up

[AndyP]

We've got the close one here, Sandy.

[Lagerlover]

You're like grandmasterb...

No good on the road.

[Johnny Canuck]

You're like grandmasterb...

No good on the road.

Slippery tyres too?

[3Puttpete]

You're like grandmasterb...

No good on the road.
And you have to be

[Lagerlover]

And you have to be I'll get back there one day

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lager 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.

Matches: All square

Holes: 3puttpete 11 up

[wazamac]

BOOM!

[Lagerlover]

On the road this week waz, it'll be a different story.

[Johnny Canuck]

Mudgee North master.

[wazamac]

Did you continue playing after the match was finished?

Just trying to work out how 3PP got nine holes further in front. Or is it the stupidity kicking in again.

[Lagerlover]

Did you continue playing after the match was finished?Just trying to work out how 3PP got nine holes further in front. Or is it the stupidity kicking in again. I'm in the same boat Waz.

[3Puttpete]

Did you continue playing after the match was finished?

Just trying to work out how 3PP got nine holes further in front. Or is it the stupidity kicking in again.
Yep, stupidity.

I won 3 of the last 4.

[Lagerlover]

Flog

[gazgolf1]

Yep, stupidity.

I won 3 of the last 4.

draining em like a plumber.

[3Puttpete]

draining em like a plumber.
3 putts to win a hole takes some pressure off

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lager 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 11. 02/07/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. All square.

Matches: All square

Holes: 3puttpete 11 up

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lager 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 11. 02/07/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. All square.
Match 12. 14/07/17 Gailes Stroke. All square.

Matches: All square

Holes: 3puttpete 11 up

[Lagerlover]

Hahahaha...

Unlike my tee shot on 10, still nothing on the road!!!

[3Puttpete]

Hahahaha...

Unlike my tee shot on 10, still nothing on the road!!!That's pretty funny.


For you

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 11. 02/07/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. All square.
Match 12. 14/07/17 Gailes Stroke. All square.
Match 13. 23/07/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 5.
Match 14. 14/08/17. Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 6 and 4.

Matches: All square

Holes: 3puttpete 12 up

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 11. 02/07/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. All square.
Match 12. 14/07/17 Gailes Stroke. All square.
Match 13. 23/07/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 5.
Match 14. 14/08/17. Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 15. 16/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 16. 17/09/17. Carbrook Single stab. All square.

Matches: 3puttpete 1 up.

Holes: 3puttpete 13 up.

[AndyP]

Who plays the winner of this?

[3Puttpete]

Who plays the winner of this?The winner of pool b

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 11. 02/07/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. All square.
Match 12. 14/07/17 Gailes Stroke. All square.
Match 13. 23/07/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 5.
Match 14. 14/08/17. Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 15. 16/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 16. 17/09/17. Carbrook Single stab. All square.
Match 17. 27/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.

Matches: 3puttpete 2 up.

Holes: 3puttpete 14 up.

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 11. 02/07/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. All square.
Match 12. 14/07/17 Gailes Stroke. All square.
Match 13. 23/07/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 5.
Match 14. 14/08/17. Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 15. 16/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 16. 17/09/17. Carbrook Single stab. All square.
Match 17. 27/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 18. 08/10/17. Keperra Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.

Matches: 3puttpete 3 up.

Holes: 3puttpete 16 up.

[Lagerlover]

That wasn't a golf game, that was boot camp.

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 11. 02/07/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. All square.
Match 12. 14/07/17 Gailes Stroke. All square.
Match 13. 23/07/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 5.
Match 14. 14/08/17. Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 15. 16/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 16. 17/09/17. Carbrook Single stab. All square.
Match 17. 27/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 18. 08/10/17. Keperra Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 19. 29/10/17. Kingaroy Stroke. 3puttpete 3 and 2.

Matches: 3puttpete 4 up.

Holes: 3puttpete 20 up.

[Lagerlover]

Null and Void..

Tell me the format prior to first green dickhead!!!

[Johnny Canuck]

Null and Void..

Tell me the format prior to first green dickhead!!!

Since he’s got the WWE network, all he has done is lie, cheat and steal.

[3Puttpete]

Viva la raza!

[Lagerlover]

Since he’s got the WWE network, all he has done is lie, cheat and steal.46722

He's dead to me JC,

Should've left him at that dodgy pub that Yoss drinks at

[Johnny Canuck]

46722

He's dead to me JC,

Should've left him at that dodgy pub that Yoss drinks at

The Rear Admiral?

[Lagerlover]

Hahahahahaha

[3Puttpete]

46722

He's dead to me JC,

Should've left him at that dodgy pub that Yoss drinks at

Birdied the first. Playa!

[Lagerlover]

Birdied the first. Playa!

My only highlight.

Well, that and having all my clubs still in one piece

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 11. 02/07/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. All square.
Match 12. 14/07/17 Gailes Stroke. All square.
Match 13. 23/07/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 5.
Match 14. 14/08/17. Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 15. 16/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 16. 17/09/17. Carbrook Single stab. All square.
Match 17. 27/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 18. 08/10/17. Keperra Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 19. 29/10/17. Kingaroy Stroke. 3puttpete 3 and 2.
Match 20. 05/11/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 4 and 3.

Matches: 3puttpete 5 up.

Holes: 3puttpete 25 up.

[AndyP]

This is becoming embarrassing.

[3Puttpete]

That ship sailed a long time ago

[Lagerlover]

Saving myself for the final

[Lagerlover]

*finals

[3Puttpete]

Only the top 2 make it. You're in danger of missing out.

[Lagerlover]

Oh well, that'll give me more time to enjoy doing things I like.

[3Puttpete]

It’ll give you more time with your family.

[Lagerlover]

GRAND FINAL DAY TODAY.

good luck

[Steve57]

GRAND FINAL DAY TODAY.

good luck

Venue for this?
Is it on Pay per View?

[Lagerlover]

Kooralbyn.

I'll skype you Steve.

[Steve57]

Kooralbyn.

I'll skype you Steve.

Do you have an abacus handy?

[Lagerlover]

Do you have an abacus handy? One of us was lucky not to be 7 off the tee on the 3rd..I won't say who, but I parred it.

[wazamac]

Do you have an abacus handy?

Worse. They have Radar covering the action.

[Steve57]

One of us was lucky not to be 7 off the tee on the 3rd..I won't say who, but I parred it.
That's a good par!
Do you have another cart following with the reserve supply of balls?
Or is this only a nine hole event?

[Lagerlover]

That's a good par!Do you have another cart following with the reserve supply of balls?Or is this only a nine hole event? I've got a few he can have.Apparently 4 wasn't too kind either..

[Lagerlover]

Oops, sorry I lied..

Bogeyed 3, parred 4.

Enjoyable day

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 11. 02/07/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. All square.
Match 12. 14/07/17 Gailes Stroke. All square.
Match 13. 23/07/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 5.
Match 14. 14/08/17. Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 15. 16/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 16. 17/09/17. Carbrook Single stab. All square.
Match 17. 27/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 18. 08/10/17. Keperra Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 19. 29/10/17. Kingaroy Stroke. 3puttpete 3 and 2.
Match 20. 05/11/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 4 and 3.
Match 21. 09/11/17. Kooralbyn Stroke. Lagerlover 4 and 3.

Matches: 3puttpete 4 up.

Holes: 3puttpete 22 up.

[3Puttpete]

GRAND FINAL DAY TODAY.

good luck

Doesn’t count.

[Lagerlover]

😃😃😃😃

[3Puttpete]

32 sleeps left.

Can Lager make up the 4 matches required to salvage a draw?
Will we schedule the 4 matches he needs?
If we wanted to, how far into them would we get before his body says no more?
Why won't this rash go away?
Is it too early to celebrate?

So many questions

[Lagerlover]

Moron.

Is today's non appearance a forfeit?

[3Puttpete]

Moron.

Is today's non appearance a forfeit?If it is we squared the match.

[3Puttpete]

Match 1. 01/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 1 up.
Match 2. 15/01/17 Nudgee North Single stab. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 3. 22/01/17 Wynnum Stroke. Lagerlover 3 and 1.
Match 4. 05/02/17 Nudgee North Single Stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 5. 12/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 and 1.
Match 6. 26/03/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 7. 21/05/17 Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 2 up.
Match 8. 28/05/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 9. 02/06/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 10. 25/06/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 4.
Match 11. 02/07/17 Murwillumbah Stroke. All square.
Match 12. 14/07/17 Gailes Stroke. All square.
Match 13. 23/07/17 Nudgee North Single stab. 3puttpete 6 and 5.
Match 14. 14/08/17. Carbrook Single stab. Lagerlover 6 and 4.
Match 15. 16/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 16. 17/09/17. Carbrook Single stab. All square.
Match 17. 27/09/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 1 up.
Match 18. 08/10/17. Keperra Single stab. 3puttpete 2 up.
Match 19. 29/10/17. Kingaroy Stroke. 3puttpete 3 and 2.
Match 20. 05/11/17. Carbrook Stroke. 3puttpete 4 and 3.
Match 21. 09/11/17. Kooralbyn Stroke. Lagerlover 4 and 3.
Match 22. 09/12/17. Carbrook Single stab. 3puttpete 1 up.

Matches: 3puttpete 5 up.

Holes: 3puttpete 23 up.

[3Puttpete]

With the only unknown here the margin of victory, the video production team hopes to finalise the year in review video by the end of next week and have asked me to remind you time is running out for those who still wish to submit a piece to camera.

They are unable to use any of the submissions received so far. They would like to thank you for your efforts but remind you it’s a family show and the language used has been quite shocking.

And hurtful. There's no need for that sort of talk. He did his best.

[wazamac]

I just hope the production company gives you a contract extension for next year.

[3Puttpete]

I just hope the production company gives you a contract extension for next year. We'll have to wait and see how it plays out. TBH the big mistake was in casting this first season. Usain Bolt is a star but nobody wants to watch him "compete" in the special olympics.

[wazamac]

Pretty sure there would be a Teddy Bear Olympics somewhere.

[3Puttpete]

It appears this epic come to a dramatic, premature end.

Rumour has it the man* currently in second place has up and left the country.

Stick a fork in it. It's done.

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[Johnny Canuck]

Great work 3PP.

[3Puttpete]

Great work 3PP.Thanks mate.

Brisbane city council mentioned a parade. I thanked them but shutting down the city on Christmas eve would inconvenience too many.

[AndyP]

The word "hero" gets thrown around too much in sport, but in this case it fits.

Congratulations on your heroic achievement.

[3oneday]

When's the wedding?

[3Puttpete]

The word "hero" gets thrown around too much in sport, but in this case it fits.

Congratulations on your heroic achievement.
Thank you for the recognition.

When's the wedding?
Is this a joke? Your offensive, some would say Toxic, comment is not appropriate on such a glorious occasion.

[3oneday]

You're

[3Puttpete]

Am not. You are

[Daves]

It appears this epic come to a dramatic, premature end.

Rumour has it the man* currently in second place has up and left the country.

Stick a fork in it. It's done.

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If you want the gras bilong ai guy you kilim gong.