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markTHEblake
2nd August 2004, 03:06 PM
I was watching David Letterman this afternoon, and Todd Hamilton was on to give his Top Ten Perks Of Winning The British Open

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10. "Everywhere I go, I'm recognized by middle-aged fat guys"

9. "Whenever Tiger Woods and about a dozen other guys turn down an endorsement deal, I get the call"

8. "Claret Jug is full of Sambucca"

7. "Get to appear on MTV's 'Pimp My Cart'"

6. "If you beat your caddie with a pitching wedge, the PGA looks the other way"

5. "President Bush called me - - he kept calling me Ernie, but it was still nice"

4. "Certain my boyhood home in Ocquawka, Illinois will soon become the number one tourist spot in America"

3. "You become a household name like past winners David Browne and George Duncan"

2. "For the next week only, Big Ben will be renamed 'Big Todd'"

1. "I've been filling up some divots, if you know what I mean"


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