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simmsy
3rd May 2016, 12:51 PM
Well, well, well. Another great champs weekend has come and gone but still the same things keep happening.

Fit talks
Ashes falls over
Ashes moon walks like it's 1983
Canuck makes games on the fly that only he can win
Yoss is still a very attractive homo
Simmsy is still a home town hero
Shadesy is still the love child of Ned

Well done to all the lads for making the effort, especially Lefty, thanks champ you are the greatest! Adlo thank you for your return and also TourFit, you cop a fair bit mate but it is good to have you back around the place, thanks very much.

So lets go through the scores -
Lets start back on Friday where we introduced a great new style of ambrose event for us, not great for the low cappers, but **** them! they're already good at golf what do we care.

Teams of 3 -
Simmsy - 39
Shadesy - 36
Adlo - 36
Team - 80

JC - 30
Fit - 37
Ashes - 43
Team - 83

Lefty - 33
IDGG - 40
GK - 41
Team - 84 - Winner Winner


Sat 1st round of champs was played at Meadow Springs -
1. Shadesy - 36
2. Lefty - 33
3. JC - 30
4. IDGG - 30
5. GK - 29
6. Ashes - 28
7. Tourfit - 25
8. Adlo - 25
9. Yoss - 23
Last - Simmsy - 19 :( - I submitted an official WD from the event but wasn't allowed.

Sun 2nd round of champs was played at Shadesy's home track of Mandurah CC -
1. Shadesy - 41
2. IDGG - 39
3. Adlo - 38
4. Tourfit - 35
5. Simmsy - 33
6. GK - 32
7. Lefty - 32
8. Yoss - 31
9. Ashes - 29
Last - JC - 27

So, even Ashes could work out the winner here with his math genius, Shadesy romped it in for his 2nd Victory at this event. Well done mate!!
Final Standings -

1. Shadesy - 77
2. IDGG - 69
3. Lefty - 65
4. Adlo - 63
5. GK - 61
6. TourFit - 60
7. Ashes - 57
8. JC - 57
9. Yoss - 54
NAGA - Simmsy - 52

GROSS Scoreboard for top 3 -
1. Lefty - 154
2. Shadesy - 156 (Humble 10 capper, my left nut)
3. JC - 162

Monday was played at Lake Karrinyup, i can't remember the scores except for Yoss who had 42 points.



Thanks again to all the lads, truly was an awesome weekend, with pretty good weather apart from a cold Friday.
MANY, MANY thanks must be given to COURTY for his spreadsheeting genius! makes the weekend so much easier having your skills on call mate! thank you very much from all of us.
As most are aware, the GSM trophy has found a new permanent home somewhere, so thanks to the great man MONSTA, he is currently working on a new trophy for us to hold dear to our WAnker ways. This will be presented to Shadesy, by Shadeslina in coming weeks once it arrives.

thanks again, and any photos of Ashes can be posted down below.

Kalgoorlie'17!

Edit - some items may not be sfw.
But if that's something you need to worry about maybe you shouldn't be on the ****ing forum during work time anyway!

Ashes
3rd May 2016, 12:58 PM
Nice work Simms.

Shadesy
3rd May 2016, 01:19 PM
As much as it was close with best gross (actually got Lefty thinking about it around the last 5 holes as well), he shot 153.

And I'm a humble 8 Capper. Played to Cap on Saturday.

What a great weekend.

simmsy
3rd May 2016, 01:21 PM
What cap were u given on Saturday?


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Shadesy
3rd May 2016, 01:22 PM
Super Effort from Adlo to finish 4th.

Also Yoss is the Inaugaral Quiz Champion. Was Fantastically organised by by the Canuck. Well done, some great questions and some even better answers.... Ashes.

Shadesy
3rd May 2016, 01:24 PM
What cap were u given on Saturday?


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Weren't you scoring? I was very busy with scoring the split 6's which was flawless you will have to agree.

Slope gave me 9.

simmsy
3rd May 2016, 01:24 PM
It was hey.
Such good comeback from him


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LeftyHoges
3rd May 2016, 01:24 PM
153 gross for me mate, but, ya know, whatever. :lol:

Shamone!!!

simmsy
3rd May 2016, 01:24 PM
Same Cap as Yoss but beat him by 9


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Ashes
3rd May 2016, 01:30 PM
Super Effort from Adlo to finish 4th.

38pts after 5 years in the wilderness?!?! Amazing.

LeftyHoges
3rd May 2016, 01:43 PM
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160503/ce82a3ec7f259438e131cc6867e57c7f.jpg

My "The Cut" moment for this year. Not nearly as impressive.

Shadesy
3rd May 2016, 01:54 PM
It was 3 holes in!

Ashes
3rd May 2016, 01:56 PM
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160503/ce82a3ec7f259438e131cc6867e57c7f.jpg

My "The Cut" moment for this year. Not nearly as impressive.

Beats being embedded in an 80* slope, just 2 feet off the fairway.

simmsy
3rd May 2016, 02:35 PM
Ashby on 1 at Mandurah CC

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simmsy
3rd May 2016, 02:38 PM
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160503/e758601ffc7cb408f58ff3122915cce0.jpg

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Shadesy
3rd May 2016, 02:38 PM
41080

It was at this moment that Ashes realised he wouldn't go legit.

simmsy
3rd May 2016, 02:39 PM
https://vimeo.com/165102509


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LeftyHoges
3rd May 2016, 02:40 PM
Ashby on 1 at Mandurah CC

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Maybe it's just me, but this looked far worse from the tee.

simmsy
3rd May 2016, 02:42 PM
https://vimeo.com/165102760


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simmsy
3rd May 2016, 02:46 PM
https://vimeo.com/165102960


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Lagerlover
3rd May 2016, 02:47 PM
NSFW warning would've been nice..

Lagerlover
3rd May 2016, 02:48 PM
NSFW warning would've been nice.. That, and an interpreter... What is that accent, Northern Tasmanian?

simmsy
3rd May 2016, 02:48 PM
https://vimeo.com/165103142


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Yossarian
3rd May 2016, 02:50 PM
Like.

simmsy
3rd May 2016, 02:53 PM
NSFW warning would've been nice..

Maybe you need to doing work instead of worrying about this then.

Lagerlover
3rd May 2016, 03:03 PM
Maybe you need to doing work instead of worrying about this then. Is that you Nemo?

LeftyHoges
3rd May 2016, 03:08 PM
NSFW warning would've been nice..

You don't see who it is 1 second into the vid and realise there's a fair chance of that anyway?

Lagerlover
3rd May 2016, 03:10 PM
You don't see who it is 1 second into the vid and realise there's a fair chance of that anyway? I've never seen you in beige..

Johnny Canuck
3rd May 2016, 03:57 PM
Ashby on 1 at Mandurah CC

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There for one stroke, exact same spot for two, with less sand below the ball.



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Quite possibly the finest swing ever by a guy that has started with back to back to back 3 pointers.




I've never seen you in beige..

LeftyP

adlo
4th May 2016, 10:06 AM
41081
Lefty deep in the crap in the the warm up round at Joondy
41082
Naga off to a rough start Sunday
41083
Eeeheeeee shamone!

Yossarian
4th May 2016, 10:09 AM
Everytime I see it Thriller starts playing in my head.

adlo
4th May 2016, 10:20 AM
41084

Yossarian
4th May 2016, 10:43 AM
41084

:smt038

41085

adlo
4th May 2016, 10:46 AM
Gold

TourFit
4th May 2016, 12:11 PM
That's a worry!!!

Yossarian
4th May 2016, 12:25 PM
It would be great to get a mug shot of every NAGA winner moments after and do some sort of collage.

TourFit
4th May 2016, 01:28 PM
Ha! Great idea Yoss.

We should then print it, laminate it, punch a hole in it so the NAGA can clip it to his (or her) bag and carry it around with them all day to remind them of the numpty's who went before ;)

LeftyHoges
5th May 2016, 01:36 PM
It would be great to get a mug shot of every NAGA winner moments after and do some sort of collage.

Some of us revel in it!

41110

TourFit
5th May 2016, 01:47 PM
There's Champs... then there's Chumps.

Yossarian
5th May 2016, 02:09 PM
41111

TourFit
5th May 2016, 02:34 PM
It's a start. Where's Adlo and the only 2 time Chump?

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