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Tom Waterhouse
2nd February 2016, 03:09 PM
Greetings OZgolfers,

It’s your good mate Honest Tom here to fill you in on all of the latest markets for the all-important 2016 Victorian OZgolf Championship. This year sees a field of varying quality taking to Yering Meadows and Heritage Golf Clubs (shit, really? They couldn’t find anything better?).

So here you go folks. Remember to please bet responsibly and stay away from those pricks at TAB.

Cheers,
Tom

$6 - GK (Best finish 1st, played 2 Vic champs) – Defending champ and proven performer. His rubbish bunker technique is offset by the wonderful Sandbelt traps.
$8 - Benno_r (8, 1) – Has racked up more frequent flyer miles than a Kalgoorlie hooker.
$8 - Shadesy (4, 1) – Rated by Jack as “having the most bullshit handicap west of the Nullarbor). Big chance.
$10 - BenM (6, 3) – Probably the best of the mods. Golfwise.
$10 - Lucasto23 (6, 2) – Favoured to be the leading Yarpie. Has he shaved off that beard yet?
$12 - PeteyD (9, 2) – Stay off the drugs dude.
$12 - Courty (2, 3) – Recently outed by Solarman for having a six month fling with him. Needs tighter pants.
$12 - Peter_RS (1, 3) – Freed from the shackles of playing in the comp. Could be the first repeat winner.
$15 - Nudgee (10, 2) – Spaniard, come Queenslander, come Victorian. Will appreciate the soft towels at Heritage.
$15 - Andigold (3, 3) – One downright scary S.O.B. Waterhouse will not say anything controversial about this guy.
$17 - LeftyHoges (4, 3) – Recently outed by Solarman for having a six month fling with Courty. Also needs tighter pants.
$17 - Captain Nemo (10, 2) – Rumoured to be travelling via Griffith to Melbourne. Watch for the car with the plume of smoke coming out of it.
$20 - Oldracer (3, 1) – Good record in his one appearance. Will be wearing Andre Agassi flouro and spandex.
$20 - Gammon (10, 2) – Outside chance. Good value.
$20 - 3PuttPete (debut) – Noted dribbler. Might be able to sledge the opposition out of it.
$33 - Hardboiled (debut) – A new face for the Vic Champs. Can’t see this being his year.
$33 - Noren (debut) – From fine Swedish pedigree such as Henrik Stenson, Annika Sorenstam, and the chef from The Muppets.
$33 - LarryLong (6, 3) – Has a 6th as a best result. Could be a handy bet for best mod.
$40 - Peppas (23, 2) – Will be too busy chasing Victorian slags on King St.
$40 - Spanner039 (10, 3) – Best result of 10th. Really can’t see that improving.
$50 - SundayHack (debut) – Self confessed hack. No friggin chance.
$50 - Matt3Jab (5, 1) – Handicap hasn’t blown out enough since the cheat stick ban.
$50 - Ned (8, 3) – Chasing a win in the Qld inter regionals took too much out of him.
$50 - Simmsy (18, 1) – This is not an event for old coots.
$66 - Ploppy Pat (7, 1) – Would be a bigger chance if this event was played at Nudgee alongside Perci.
$66 - Dotty (31, 1) – One result for 31st place is not great form to be honest.
$66 - Shazza_RS (16, 3) – Must be due to get up the duff again. Watch the birth notices in November.
$66 - Ferrins (debut) – Might be mistaken for a vagrant by security. Will do well to set foot on the course.
$66 - Dcanto (22, 1) - Strangely, he was also recently outed by Solarman for having a six month fling with Courty.
$101 - Monsta (15, 3) – Will be signed up by the Greens after 7 hours in the car with Benno.
$501 - Wbennett (12, 3) – Spud. Bill Shorten has more chance of being PM this year.

Ferrins
2nd February 2016, 03:12 PM
Fk off😀

BenM
2nd February 2016, 03:20 PM
Can we bet on ourselves? :D

LeftyHoges
2nd February 2016, 03:22 PM
Can we bet on ourselves? :D

Why would you want to?

Oh no he di'int!!!!!

Lagerlover
2nd February 2016, 03:23 PM
I'd put $100 on 3pp.

Even if someone can just rough him up a bit.

BenM
2nd February 2016, 03:24 PM
Why would you want to?

Oh no he di'int!!!!!

I am so due for a good champs. Golfwise.

3Puttpete
2nd February 2016, 03:27 PM
I reckon I'm big overs. Get on.

LarryLong
2nd February 2016, 03:28 PM
I wouldn't back me with BenM's money.

Captain Nemo looks good at 17s.

Lagerlover
2nd February 2016, 03:31 PM
I reckon I'm big overs. Get on. Lot of balls to choose from..

Captain Nemo
2nd February 2016, 03:32 PM
Some of your best work, again TW!
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Monsta
2nd February 2016, 03:32 PM
At least I'm not the longest odds...........

Spud is good for something

Shadesy
2nd February 2016, 03:48 PM
Tom with all due respect


Ned @$50 is printing your own money. Must be off around 12, non handicapped events, past winner of prestigious WA champs and 18 hole leader before.

If he is using a putter this year I will have $1000 on him

Shadesy
2nd February 2016, 03:50 PM
Is this why you were bought by William Hill

Captain Nemo
2nd February 2016, 03:52 PM
Is this why you were bought by William Hill
Hahaha, gold!

Johnny Canuck
2nd February 2016, 03:53 PM
Tom with all due respect


Ned @$50 is printing your own money. Must be off around 12, non handicapped events, past winner of prestigious WA champs and 18 hole leader before.

If he is using a putter this year I will have $1000 on him

waNKer.

I'll take $2500 on Ned.

If the event is capped, cancel my bet.

sheezymaneezy
2nd February 2016, 04:03 PM
Might have to put these markets up at work too. Biggest golfing event of the year :lol:

Dcanto
2nd February 2016, 04:10 PM
Solarman needs to be clubbed like a baby seal. :twisted:

WBennett
2nd February 2016, 04:12 PM
I am about the right odds. If I have 22 poins on Saturday they will be picking me up from the Casino on the way thru Sunday morning

noren
3rd February 2016, 06:51 AM
If I can hit as far as Anna I will be extremely happy.

WBennett
3rd February 2016, 06:55 AM
If I can hit as far as Anna I will be extremely happy.

If you have a butt like Anika, you might find yourself on the end of some admiring looks from playing partners.

noren
3rd February 2016, 07:48 AM
If you have a butt like Anika, you might find yourself on the end of some admiring looks from playing partners.
Can't deny or confirm as I have never seen myself from behind [emoji13]

WBennett
3rd February 2016, 07:50 AM
I think I know someone who has #Binhcheckingyouout

simmsy
3rd February 2016, 08:25 AM
How the hell are me and uNKle on the same odds?

He's 4 shots better than me and 4 shots higher than me.

****ing Canuck is gonna win the money again.

simmsy
3rd February 2016, 08:27 AM
This smells like Fine Cotton affair 2016!

spanner039
3rd February 2016, 08:35 AM
This smells like Fine Cotton affair 2016!

Only suss if shadsey turns up looking and claiming to be Vic

Johnny Canuck
3rd February 2016, 09:06 AM
Only suss if shadsey turns up looking and claiming to be Vic

He's black and 15kgs heavier. It'll never pass.

mrbluu
3rd February 2016, 10:57 AM
What are the odds for NAGA??

simmsy
3rd February 2016, 11:09 AM
I just had a look at the 2 courses.
Shorten my naga odds in tight.

WBennett
3rd February 2016, 11:10 AM
What are the odds for NAGA??

Solarman is $1.10
Name your price the rest of the field.

LarryLong
3rd February 2016, 11:16 AM
They have suspended betting on the NAGA until they have absolute conclusive proof that Solarman isn't going to be smuggled in via one of Courty's suitcases.

Dotty
3rd February 2016, 11:43 AM
It's gonna be a long three days.

Matchplay against the New Fav on Friday.

Same odds as a scientist and an accountant for the weekend.

Shadesy
3rd February 2016, 11:47 AM
Any of the champs courses linksy?

Dcanto
3rd February 2016, 11:49 AM
It's gonna be a long three days.

Matchplay against the New Fav on Friday.

Same odds as a scientist and an accountant for the weekend.

I'm not complaining. :D

WBennett
3rd February 2016, 12:00 PM
Any of the champs courses linksy?

Not at all.

We're not going Peninsula.

Two sandbelt, two clay, and one open housing estate track without trees Monday.

Shadesy
3rd February 2016, 01:08 PM
Not at all. We're not going Peninsula. Two sandbelt, two clay, and one open housing estate track without trees Monday.

Put another $100 on Ned for me Tom

Lucasto23
3rd February 2016, 05:50 PM
What is Tom thinking, I need to be at the bottom of the list!! Only one good round in me at this event every year

Hux
3rd February 2016, 06:42 PM
Can we bet on ourselves? :D

I wasted coin on you last year so feel free [emoji3]

BenM
3rd February 2016, 06:53 PM
I wasted coin on you last year so feel free [emoji3]

It was for a good cause!

chappy1970
3rd February 2016, 07:56 PM
So here you go folks. Remember to please bet responsibly and stay away from those pricks at TAB.
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$20 - Oldracer (3, 1) – Good record in his one appearance. Will be wearing Andre Agassi flouro and spandex..
$50 - Ned (8, 3) – Chasing a win in the Qld inter regionals took too much out of him.


We at the TAB are just misunderstood, don't exclude us from your wagering activity.

Saw these two tonight, they warmed up today by dismantling a highly credentialed Sandbelt track.

Bet the house on them

Captain Nemo
3rd February 2016, 08:13 PM
Tom, after today's scores, time to wind a few in!!!

Tom Waterhouse
4th February 2016, 06:12 AM
waNKer.

I'll take $2500 on Ned.

If the event is capped, cancel my bet.

You're in luck my Seppo friend.

http://i64.tinypic.com/21j40tj.jpg

Lagerlover
4th February 2016, 06:38 AM
3pp's chances of the NAGA have just shortened. . he's on the plane.

Captain Nemo
4th February 2016, 06:40 AM
You're in luck my Seppo friend.http://i64.tinypic.com/21j40tj.jpgYour on #fire!

Johnny Canuck
4th February 2016, 08:43 AM
You're in luck my Seppo friend.

http://i64.tinypic.com/21j40tj.jpg

Gold.

Calcutta breakdown as follows:

Total pool - $1250:

G.K - $50
Field - $36
NK - $ 1164

Tom Waterhouse
6th February 2016, 06:10 PM
How are we travelling punters? Anyone think they're a chance of taking cash off Honest Tom?

Captain Nemo
6th February 2016, 06:21 PM
Andigold for mine...

BenM
6th February 2016, 09:45 PM
Or oldracer.