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WBennett
14th January 2016, 07:41 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen

Welcome to the official Uncivil War IV Draw Thread.

Uncivil War I - Southern - Confederate Victory
Uncivil War II - Royal Melbourne West - Confederate Victory
Uncivil War III - Victoria GC - Union Victory

Uncivil War IV - Metropolitan Golf Club (currently hosting the Australian Amateur, the second biggest matchplay event they will host for the year)

Final Draw
Match 1 - The battle of Benno - benno_r vs wbennett
Match 2 - The Captains of Vice - lucasto23 vs LarryLong
Match 3 - 180 straighties - Dotty vs GK
Match 4 - Bushranger Cup - Ned vs Hardboiled
Match 5 - Turncoat vs Back to Front - Ploppy Pat vs Mint
Match 6 - Leave the Driver in the bag boys - Nudgee vs DannyCallaz
Match 7 - Scratch Match - Matt3Jab vs LeftyHoges
Match 8 - The Fabio Cup - Gammon vs Shadesy
Match 9 - Vengeance - Captain Nemo (http://viglink.pgpartner.com/rd.php?r=30862&m=1887408878&q=n&rdgt=1452693337&it=1453125337&et=1453298137&priceret=27.95&pg=~~3&k=7f869520bb99ca18bee3c54020b5f077&source=feed&url=http%3A%2F%2Frd.bizrate.com%2Frd%3Ft%3Dhttp%3A %2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fdp%2F1478700009%2Fref%3Dasc _df_14787000093995360%3Fsmid%3DATVPDKIKX0DER%26tag %3Dshopzilla0d-20%26ascsubtag%3Dshopzilla_rev_483-20%3BSZ_REDIRECT_ID%26linkCode%3Ddf0%26creative%3D 395093%26creativeASIN%3D1478700009%26mid%3D184056% 26cat_id%3D8095%26atom%3D10199%26prod_id%3D%26oid% 3D5537447067%26pos%3D1%26b_id%3D18%26bid_type%3D4% 26bamt%3D16a79e2eedbc1695%26cobrand%3D106%26ppr%3D 5f8b974b3555ef65%26mpid%3D1478700009%26rf%3Dafp%26 af_assettype_id%3D12%26af_creative_id%3D2932%26af_ id%3D613705%26af_placement_id%3D1&st=feed&mt=~~~~~~~~n~~~)vs Simmsy
Match 10 - Rookie Rumble - WazandNic vs Pingsta
Match 11 - Monster Jam - Ferrins vs Monsta
Match 12 - Friday Vets - Peppas vs OldRacer
Match 13 - Beauty and the Beast - ShazzaRS vs 3PuttPete
Match 14 - Beauty and the Beast II- Canto vs LoveGolf2012
Match 15 - Voltaren Vets - PeteyD vs AndiGold
Match 16 - Matchplay Muppets - Courty vs Spanner
Match 17 - Bombers away - PeteRS vs Noren
Match 18 - Win the Battle, Win the War - SundayHack vs BenM

So see how it unfolded below




As per tradition, Match 1 sees Captain v Captain.

We have benno_r (1-0-0, 10.2) vs wbennett (1-1-1, 7.9)

This is a replay of last years match, won by benno_r 1up.

Match 2 in the pairing is the Vice Captains.

From Queensland, and with a record of 0-1-1 we have Lucasto23 (6.3) vs the Bellarine Belter, LarryLong (1-1-1, 13.6)

For Match 3 and 4, I nominate the reigning Vic Champ GK (0-0-2, 11.3) and Hardboiled (0-1-0, 10.4)

benno_r
14th January 2016, 07:51 PM
Solid parings there scum captain.

I will see your GK, and raise you one grizzled Master Sargent - Dotty (Rookie, 11.0)

Hardboiled, he is already overcooked, Ned (1-0-0, 9.9) is going to finish him off.

For match 5 and 6, I will call upon the North's most destructive double agents:
Nudgee (0-0-1 (for the scum), 8.5)
Ploppy Pat (0-1-0 (for the scum), 7.4)

WBennett
14th January 2016, 07:56 PM
To Match 5 and 6

The turncoats.

Ploppy Pat (7.4) will fall to the sword of Mint (0-1-0, 2.7)
Nudgee (8.5) will find it tough against DannyCallaz (debut, 4.6)

Match 7 and 8 Nominations

The most beautiful man in all of Melbourne, Shadesy (1-0-0, 8) will be partnered by the greatest organiser there is, LeftyHoges (2-1-0, 0.2)

benno_r
14th January 2016, 08:04 PM
The south might bring their gun in Lefty, but you never bring a gun to a Howitzer fight.

To take down Lefty, the North removes the covers off it heavy artillary, the Howitzer Himself, Matty3Jab (1-0-0, 3.1)

There is an story where the young bull races down to the yard to have himself a cow. Then there is the old bull from the north who saunters down and takes them all.

The hottest man in the the North Gammon (2-0-0, 13.5) to prevail in the sexiest battle of the 2016 civil war.

Next up,
The Captain (2-0-0, 10.6)
Wanandnic (Rookie, 14.1)

WBennett
14th January 2016, 08:07 PM
Match 9 and 10

After playing the sympathy card in 2015, Captain Nemo will find it very very tough against the man most fired up for this event, Simmsy (9.3)
The call up off the emergencies bench WazandNic will be getting a few shots from the local hotshot and fellow Uncivil War rookie, Pingsta (6.6)

Match 11 and 12

I nominate last years defeated captain Monsta (1 win, 2 losses, 10.0), who will be seeking his revenge, ably partnered by Nagambies finest OldRacer (1 win, 17.4)

benno_r
14th January 2016, 08:14 PM
Monstas are scary. Ferrets are frightening. The North's mysterious secret weapon Ferrins (Rookie, 10.0) will continue the agony of last years vanquished captain.

In the battle of the pensioners, our oldest, whitest, most nonchalant member Peppas (0-1-1, 14.4) will wipe out Stalled-Racer.

Call to arms:
She floats like a butterfly, she stings like a sledgehammer, Shazza_Rs (1-1-0, 13.1)
The rock of the north, DCanto (Rookie, 11.9)

WBennett
14th January 2016, 08:19 PM
Match 13 and 14

The Northern Belle herself, ShazzaRS with a 1-1-0 record and handicap of 13.1 will find it tough against a fellow Queenslander but now Confederate in 3PuttPete who is an UCW Rookie off 12.7

DCanto (11.9), making his debut, will play like fellow Cairns GC spuds Courty, Solarman and Hayesy, and find himself on the end of a hiding from the King of Bling himself, LoveGolf2012 (debut, 8.8)

In match 15 and 16, I nominate The UNDEFEATED Andigold (1-0-2) and the long bombing Spanner039 (0-2-2, 12.1)

benno_r
14th January 2016, 08:30 PM
Andigold, soon to be known as Andisilver, as he gets left behind battling for first loser, by the runaway freight train PeteyD (1-0-1 ,13.9)

You put a metric Spanner on an imperial nut you gain no purchase. And here he will gain no purchase on the North's imperial nut, Courty :) (0-3-0, 5.7).

And bringing it home, after our infantry has destroyed the enemy, we'll mop up the stragglers with a pair of tanks.
Our wrecking ball fuelled by the Great Northern Brewery, SundayHack (Rookie, 9.6)
And our quiet assassin, Peter_RS (2-1-0, 10.3)

WBennett
14th January 2016, 08:33 PM
And so to match 17 and 18 - its a last but definately not least, as every match and every point is critical.

We have the northerner Pete_RS with an imposing 2-1-0 record and a handicap of 10.3 (ya what?), taking on the rookie Noren (8), who unlike his good mate MrBluu, will open his record with a resounding victory!
And the final match sees another rookie SundayHack (9.6) taking on another seasoned 3 time uncivil war veteran, Captain Blisters himself, BenM (0-2-1, 8.7), who will make good and record his and Tasmania's first ever victory in the Uncivil War.

So there we have it. 18 exciting matches, 18 exciting points, plus 4BBB, plus the Fireball to be announced on the day.

PeteyD
14th January 2016, 08:36 PM
Awesome!! Andigold and I have unfinished business!

noren
14th January 2016, 08:53 PM
Wow full credits to both captains on their fine poetry that even Shakespeare would be proud.

Captain Nemo
14th January 2016, 08:56 PM
This is going to be a cracker!

LoveGolf2012
14th January 2016, 09:24 PM
Bring it on Union can't wait to make my debut..good luck to Canto..let's have a great match mate [emoji111]️

Dcanto
14th January 2016, 09:31 PM
Bring it on Union can't wait to make my debut..good luck to Canto..let's have a great match mate [emoji111]️ Likewise LG2012. See you on the field of battle, to be followed by time in the bar of reconciliation. :)

LoveGolf2012
14th January 2016, 09:33 PM
Likewise LG2012. See you on the field of battle, to be followed by time in the bar of reconciliation. :)

Sounds good to me..I'll have a lemonade please..just a heads up I do not drink at all..looking forward to meeting you pal..and pumping some bombs down the middle [emoji111]️

Lucasto23
14th January 2016, 09:35 PM
Great work captains and watch out for a sniper from the bushes you confederate scum ;)

3Puttpete
14th January 2016, 09:35 PM
Bring it on Union can't wait to make my debut..good luck to Canto..let's have a great match mate [emoji111]️
This is war, give him nothing! Destroy him and dance on the abomination that is his scorecard.

Likewise LG2012. See you on the field of battle, to be followed by time in the bar of reconciliation. :)
It'll be too late to slip him a roofie after the match. Stay away from him.

3Puttpete
14th January 2016, 09:36 PM
Sounds good to me..I'll have a lemonade please..just a heads up I do not drink at all..looking forward to meeting you pal..and pumping some bombs down the middle [emoji111]️

It's gonna be like this is it? Ok good cop, go for it

LoveGolf2012
14th January 2016, 09:38 PM
It's gonna be like this is it? Ok good cop, go for it

No mercy from me on the course..lock in a win on debut..Confeds [emoji736]

Dcanto
14th January 2016, 09:38 PM
Sounds good to me..I'll have a lemonade please..just a heads up I do not drink at all..looking forward to meeting you pal..and pumping some bombs down the middle [emoji111]️ All good. Hopefully the weather will play its part and we can see Metro at its best. Very much looking forward to playing this course.

Dcanto
14th January 2016, 09:40 PM
This is war, give him nothing! Destroy him and dance on the abomination that is his scorecard. It'll be too late to slip him a roofie after the match. Stay away from him. I may speak softly...... but I know people where you work. ;)

3Puttpete
14th January 2016, 10:05 PM
I may speak softly...... but I know people where you spend your days. ;)

FTFY

Dcanto
14th January 2016, 10:08 PM
Well played. :)

mrbluu
15th January 2016, 06:00 AM
Great work lads

WBennett
15th January 2016, 07:00 AM
No mercy from me on the course..lock in a win on debut..Confeds [emoji736]

Love your confidence Ray. Just remember he's just another Cairns GC Home Club Hero

LoveGolf2012
15th January 2016, 07:07 AM
Love your confidence Ray. Just remember he's just another Cairns GC Home Club Hero

Pheww,no hero's in the 2016 Confederate team,we are ALL here to win glory...one for all and all for one..

Dcanto
15th January 2016, 07:12 AM
Love your confidence Ray. Just remember he's just another Cairns GC Home Club Hero Shows how much you know. I'm actually a Gordonvale GC home club hero, thank you very much.

oldracer
15th January 2016, 07:13 AM
Love your confidence Ray. Just remember he's just another Cairns GC Home Club HeroBenno, he's even sneakier than that, DC's from Gordonvale GC :o

mrbluu
15th January 2016, 08:18 AM
And so to match 17 and 18 - its a last but definately not least, as every match and every point is critical.

We have the northerner Pete_RS with an imposing 2-1-0 record and a handicap of 10.3 (ya what?), taking on the rookie Noren (8), who unlike his good mate MrBluu, will open his record with a resounding victory!
And the final match sees another rookie SundayHack (9.6) taking on another seasoned 3 time uncivil war veteran, Captain Blisters himself, BenM (0-2-1, 8.7), who will make good and record his and Tasmania's first ever victory in the Uncivil War.

So there we have it. 18 exciting matches, 18 exciting points, plus 4BBB, plus the Fireball to be announced on the day.

Those tears in Bruce's eyes after we shook hands last year was definitely from the beating he dished out to me =P~

PeteyD
15th January 2016, 08:31 AM
great job Benno twins. Some good matchups there.

mrbluu
15th January 2016, 08:37 AM
great job Benno twins. Some good matchups there.

+1 and very entertaining!!!

Dotty
15th January 2016, 08:43 AM
great job Benno twins. Some good matchups there.
Yeah right.

2015 Vic Champ & ACT Champ vs. 2015 NSW NAGA & VIC NAGA Runner-up

I'll have to PM Steven Bradbury to find out how he tripped up those ahead without being detected.

WBennett
15th January 2016, 08:45 AM
Those tears in Bruce's eyes after we shook hands last year was definitely from the beating he dished out to me =P~

Checking the other thread, it shows Bruce with a 1Up victory.

I think your pork rolls have been laced with bourbon this morning.

PeteyD
15th January 2016, 08:53 AM
Yeah right.

2015 Vic Champ & ACT Champ vs. 2015 NSW NAGA & VIC NAGA Runner-up

I'll have to PM Steven Bradbury to find out how he tripped up those ahead without being detected.

I have faith in you Dotty. The reigning Vic Champ got flogged in the matchplay last year, you can do it easy ;)

Courty
15th January 2016, 09:21 AM
Yes agreed, excellent work from all concerned!

Can't wait for this to arrive now.

andigold
15th January 2016, 09:33 AM
Awesome!! Andigold and I have unfinished business!

PeteyD it's time we finished our match, front half was RMW and the back is Metro, I am going to flog you like one of Zigwah's socks!!

LeftyHoges
15th January 2016, 09:41 AM
Those tears in Bruce's eyes after we shook hands last year was definitely from the beating he dished out to me =P~


Checking the other thread, it shows Bruce with a 1Up victory.

See Bluu, I told you you got beaten. :wink:

mrbluu
15th January 2016, 10:10 AM
Checking the other thread, it shows Bruce with a 1Up victory.

I think your pork rolls have been laced with bourbon this morning.


See Bluu, I told you you got beaten. :wink:

That's why I said he had tears in his eyes from his win!!

LeftyHoges
15th January 2016, 10:12 AM
That's why I said he had tears in his eyes from his win!!

An Uncivil War win can make you deliriously happy, to the point of tears.

Dcanto
15th January 2016, 11:34 AM
An Uncivil War win can make you deliriously happy, to the point of tears. That explains why Ferrins has the box of tissues (see other Uncivil War thread).