You know you an ozgolfer when.......

[magman]

You hit a bad shot on the course, get the phone out and read the ozgolf for sales classifieds while walking to your ball

[magman]

Wife sends you for sushi. When you see the chef you wonder if he's plays jdm's

[magman]

Practicing your short irons on the range, some skirt walks in, and you dive straight for the driver and proceed to crush balls.

[Hatchman]

You hit a bad shot on the course, get the phone out and read the ozgolf for sales classifieds while walking to your ball

You know your an ultimate OzGolfer when your current club(s) are listed for sale before getting to the next shot and replacement is pending.

[marcel]

When you lowball yourself in the classifieds

[Dotty]

When you run into two other OzGolfers at the second hand racks at Power Golf.

[Jazz18]

When you sell a set of irons head to a fellow Ozgolfer without using them since you bought them.

[Ferrins]

When you sell a set of irons head to a fellow Ozgolfer without using them since you bought them.

Done that.

When you grab an old bit of scrap paper to write down someones bank details and it has already been used for that. Plus you can't remember what it was for.

[Grunt]

When you go the champs and playing golf is not the priority :)

[Johnny Canuck]

When you sell a set of irons head to a fellow Ozgolfer without using them since you bought them.

I just sold a hybrid head that I never hit.

[wizard_of_oz]

When you buy an additional stand bag to go with your other stand bags, you know, just in case.

[benno_r]

When you sell a set of irons head to a fellow Ozgolfer without using them since you bought them.

And then you buy them back, use them once, and realise they are no good, so you sell them back to the person you sold to/bought from.

[goughy]

When you've bought golfballs from Blakey.

[Jazz18]

When you buy an additional stand bag to go with your other stand bags, you know, just in case.

Do you mean like when you have 6 already (9 bags in total now) and you're looking to buy another one?

[Jazz18]

And then you buy them back, use them once, and realise they are no good, so you sell them back to the person you sold to/bought from.

I've got a feeling that could actually happen. BTW, wanna 58deg 12deg bounce Tourstage X wedge?

[Hatchman]

When you've bought golfballs from Blakey.

Seriously, Hardly think that makes you an OzGolfer.

[goughy]

I don't play golf and I don't buy clubs. Was about the best thing I could come up with :smt087

[Yossarian]

When you type in Yossarian and sexyhotstudmuffin.

[LarryLong]

your partner burns your toast in the morning and you immediately ask "What's replacing this?"

[Ferrins]

When you sell something in this thread.

[3Puttpete]

You've given up on trying to work out which one of you're or your is correct so you just use you

[Ferrins]

Ha Ha. Your funny!😀

[3Puttpete]

That's you're best post all day

[Dotty]

You place a pork roll order in a 1st Tee thread.

[Steve]

And order NO Chilli

[Lagerlover]

Wife sends you for sushi. When you see the chef you wonder if he's plays jdm's Brilliant.

[yaksta]

When you've been to Peppas house more than once to pick up new clubs

[markTHEblake]

Do you mean like when you have 6 already (9 bags in total now) and you're looking to buy another one?

I thought i was the only one that did that.


Seriously, Hardly think that makes you an OzGolfer.

I dont sell to anyone else, so I guess it does.

[Jazz18]

I thought i was the only one that did that.

I have a sickness for golf bags. It's not getting any better either.

[Peppas]

When you've been to Peppas house more than once to pick up new clubs

I got fresh stock buddy

37674

[Jarro]

Every club in your bag (plus the bag) have come from the House Of Perci.

[mrbluu]

I storing a driving iron for the second time and 2 another golfer as my place is like a transport hub ;)

[spanner039]

You can let youself into chappys place to find at least two ozgolfers and an armory of ozgolfer gear

[Steve]

When you regularly have more drivers than stableford points.

[Dcanto]

When you get sucked into buying something you don't need or really want by Lucasto (aka the master auctioneer) at an Ozgolf champs auction.

[Peppas]

I storing a driving iron for the second time and 2 another golfer as my place is like a transport hub ;)

Who?

[mrbluu]

When you get sucked into buying something you don't need or really want by Lucasto (aka the master auctioneer) at an Ozgolf champs auction.
Or end up with something u didn't bid on like Eca ;)

[Dotty]

When your mates borrow demo clubs off you, before trying the pro shop.

[WBennett]

When you come home from Vic Champs with 6 clubs, 2 pairs of shoes and 2 new outfits more than you took down

[goughy]

When you buy back a club/clubs you once sold on ozgolf.

[WBennett]

When you buy back a club/clubs you once sold on ozgolf.

Been there, done that.

[Archi]

Go into work early , cause you can't sleep and post into the "Whats new" section at 620am straight after checking out the classifieds

[Lagerlover]

The leather has worn away on you shoe showing the steel tip, and your favourite four letter word is dibs.

[Dotty]

You only buy butter that has been forged in Japan.

[Johnny Canuck]

You place a pork roll order in a 1st Tee thread.

And refer to it as a Polk Loll.

[mrbluu]

And refer to it as a Polk Loll. Fluck you Amelican Plick!!! ;)

[Johnny Canuck]

Fluck you Amelican Plick!!! ;)

Get rost, Bruu.

[magman]

Get rost, Bruu. Ror, raugh out roud

[3oneday]

When you start a thread looking for a new driver, and buy one before anyone replies ;)

[backintheswing]

you get infraction points or have posts deleted by mods

[Johnny Canuck]

Or their wives

[Dotty]

Three everyday words make you giggle.

Rent, A, Cat.

[mrbluu]

Get rost, Bruu.
You rost me, I can't forrow your engrish!!

[Ferrins]

When you send a fellow OZgolfer a text at six in the morning on a Saturday say you'll grab this and that for this much $ and you send the text to your wife instead by mistake.😀

[Dcanto]

You rost me, I can't forrow your engrish!! You guys all sound the same to me. ;)

[Hatchman]

When you send a fellow OZgolfer a text at six in the morning on a Saturday say you'll grab this and that for this much $ and you send the text to your wife instead by mistake.😀

And you're still living to post about it :lol:

[Dotty]

You guys all sound the same to me. ;)
Leave the money on the fridge.

[Dcanto]

Leave the money on the fridge. Except I don't drive a Valiant. :)

[mrbluu]

Leave the money on the fridge.


Except I don't drive a Valiant. :)
Must be an old persons joke, Peppas do u know what they mean??

[Dcanto]

Must be an old persons joke, Peppas do u know what they mean?? Watch who you're calling old. Just because our cultural references extend beyond Taylor Swift and One Direction doesn't mean we're old.

[mrbluu]

Watch who you're calling old. Just because our cultural references extend beyond Taylor Swift and One Direction doesn't mean we're old.
Did u just go ask your kids for those names [emoji12]

[Peppas]

Must be an old persons joke, Peppas do u know what they mean??

No idea, too young for me

[Dcanto]

Did u just go ask your kids for those names [emoji12] I'm not deaf. I can still hear the crap played on commercial radio when I take the kids to school. :)

[Dotty]

I'm not deaf. I can still hear the crap played on commercial radio when I take the kids to school. :)
St Joseph's for the Chronically Catholic?

Someone should blow those little trainee nuns up.

[Dcanto]

St Joseph's for the Chronically Catholic?Someone should blow those little trainee nuns up. Close - St. Francis Xavier's. :)

[magman]

When the wife sends you for milk, you buy a small bottle so you got more change for the range.

[Ferrins]

You buy a pair of golf shoes on the way to collect and pay for a pair of golf shoes from another OZgolfer.

[markTHEblake]

When you come home from Vic Champs with 6 clubs, 2 pairs of shoes and 2 new outfits more than you took down

When you start calling clothes an 'outfit' and dont think that is gay


Fluck you Amelican Plick!!! ;)

how can the first word be mispronounced? Its the same pronunciation everywhere (except maybe tagalog "Puck")

[3Puttpete]

Don't make pun ob the pilipines

[Hutchy]

When you are stricken down with great vengeance and furious anger for those who would attempt to mention JDM is given to us by glorious inspiration.

[3oneday]

I think that means ozgolfers love jdm?

[goughy]

You advertise a club as 'new in box, never hit'.

Even more so if you've done this more than once!

[billp]

Just saw Meh's for sale, this is definately Ozgolf, you sell a club you haven't even seen yet. :)

Pretty sure there have been a couple of these types of sales and swaps lately.

[markTHEblake]

3oneday is the short selling king of Ozgolf.