who would you want to caddy for you,

[magman]

Has to be a non golfer to carry your clubs,

I would go Scarlet Johanson

[oldracer]

I need to be kept pretty loose so it would have to be Tim Hayes, he is an absolute non golfer :)

[wizard_of_oz]

I assume when you say non golfer, you mean not a professional golfer? I'd want Stephen Curry to caddy for me cos he seems cool.