Fresh meat

[Gemmell]

New member, obviously. Looking at buying and selling, so better get the posts up so I can create a thread.

[3oneday]

See you in September, welcome 8)

[Gemmell]

September?

[backintheswing]

Maybe not then

[Ned]

You get benched for short circuiting Forum rules, depending on the breach determines the time.

[mrbluu]

Nice intro the forum Brett, have you tried Gumtree......

[Lagerlover]

Haha

[ZENNON]

Welcome mate, where do you live/play?

[Gemmell]

Nice intro the forum Brett, have you tried Gumtree......
People who use Gumtree generally have no idea, or are looking for beginner shit.

You get benched for short circuiting Forum rules, depending on the breach determines the time.
I tried reading a link to some rules, and the link didn't work

Welcome mate, where do you live/play?
Cheers bud. Live in Ipswich and am a member at Ipswich Country Club, formerly Ipswich Golf Club.

[3oneday]

Put simply:

9. Pro Shop Posting Restriction. To be able to start a thread in the Pro Shop, you must have been registered for 40 days and have made 40 posts. Please note that this limitation is to get you involved with the OZgolf community; we want you to use this time to get to know the place, and give us the chance to get to know you. Please do not post boost with inane and ridiculous posts or consecutive posts just to meet the post limit. This can result in you not having access to the pro shop. We recommend starting a thread in the Welcome Forum and/or the What's In The Bag forum to introduce yourself to the site.

Stops folk from joining to simply sell stuff, community forum etc etc :)

yep, Gumtree sucks balls.

[Daves]

Selling prices here are so low, I am not sure why anyone would join just to sell here?

Welcome Gemmell. How is Ipswich since Terry Morris and Co took it over?

[coalesce]

Welcome Gemmell.


I tried reading a link to some rules, and the link didn't work

Where was the link that didn't work? We can get that fixed up in no time

[mrbluu]

I tried reading a link to some rules, and the link didn't work



New member, obviously. Looking at buying and selling, so better get the posts up so I can create a thread.

The link didn't work but you miraculously knew about the post count requirement.....

[Gemmell]

Put simply:

9. Pro Shop Posting Restriction. To be able to start a thread in the Pro Shop, you must have been registered for 40 days and have made 40 posts. Please note that this limitation is to get you involved with the OZgolf community; we want you to use this time to get to know the place, and give us the chance to get to know you. Please do not post boost with inane and ridiculous posts or consecutive posts just to meet the post limit. This can result in you not having access to the pro shop. We recommend starting a thread in the Welcome Forum and/or the What's In The Bag forum to introduce yourself to the site.

Stops folk from joining to simply sell stuff, community forum etc etc :)

yep, Gumtree sucks balls.

Ok mate, cheers. I'll get balls deep involved.


Selling prices here are so low, I am not sure why anyone would join just to sell here?

Welcome Gemmell. How is Ipswich since Terry Morris and Co took it over?
It's coming around. Greens are rolling quite well, but the fairways are still a work in process.

The link didn't work but you miraculously knew about the post count requirement.....
Yeah, I saw it in my welcome email, IIRC....You always a tool? Something I should get used too?

[mrbluu]

Yeah, I saw it in my welcome email, IIRC....You always a tool? Something I should get used too?

Only to newbies who think they so clever and try to reinvent the wheel.

[Gemmell]

Only to newbies who think they so clever and try to reinvent the wheel.

Trying to post a thread is reinventing the wheel? ****, I'd hate to see the old wheel if that's the case.

[Dotty]

You always a tool? Something I should get used too?
Only 1% of the time. The other 99%, he buys golf gear on the internet.

Have you built up his anyone's trust?

ps. Welcome aboard.

[Ned]

Post count is building nicely now.....

[Gemmell]

Only 1% of the time. The other 99%, he buys golf gear on the internet.

Have you built up his anyone's trust?

ps. Welcome aboard.

No trust, I'm working towards catfishing MrBluuballs into a gay relationship.

Post count is building nicely now.....

^This bloke knows my brother...There's some trust, unless he hates him.

[3oneday]

I think you should post the stuff you have for sale in here...... Surely that would be OK :lol:

Saddest thing is he's another bloody qldr :p

[Johnny Canuck]

Ok mate, cheers. I'll get balls deep involved.

How deep is balls deep? NSFW


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNcxFUHcgqk





Post count is building nicely now.....

Like a rising handicap with a major club comp around the corner.

[Dcanto]

Welcome to the forum. I feel sorry for your brother. 😉

[Yossarian]

Ah the traditional ozgolf welcome to a bloke that is honest enough to admit his interest in golf includes the buying and selling of clubs.

Welcome Gemmell, I for one look forward to you hitting the post count and seeing what you have to offer. Thankfully I have someone to protect me from myself for at least 40 days. Like Jesus though you will come in from the wilderness.

[Ned]

Welcome to the forum. I feel sorry for your brother. ?de09

Bloody snoring balding bean counters.

[sms316]

Like a rising handicap with a major club comp around the corner. Bagged!

[Johnny Canuck]

Ah the traditional ozgolf welcome to a bloke that is honest enough to admit his interest in golf includes the buying and selling of clubs.

Welcome Gemmell, I for one look forward to you hitting the post count and seeing what you have to offer. Thankfully I have someone to protect me from myself for at least 40 days. Like Jesus though you will come in from the wilderness.

I wonder if he'll stand behind every club he sells?

[3oneday]

Does Yoss actually buy things???



;)

[Johnny Canuck]

Does Yoss actually buy things???



;)

4 woods, which end up sold within a week, the odd wedge and Oban shafts.

[Dcanto]

Bloody snoring balding bean counters. Funny ****. Except for the bean counter reference you are describing yourself. ☺

[Ned]

Funny ****. Except for the bean counter reference you are describing yourself. ☺

Long way to go to catch you and your younger. :wink:

[Dcanto]

Long way to go to catch you and your younger. :wink: * you're *

[Ned]

* you're *

Thanks Henno......

[benno_r]

Such an impact already.

I really hope what you are selling is super awesome. The build up is exciting.

Edit: and of course, welcome aboard.

[Dotty]

Nike Slingshots.

To finance building a hot rod.

[Johnny Canuck]

This is going to be almost as exciting as the Tourfit Fire Sale.

[backintheswing]

Why is it all the new guys have NK as a character reference ?

[Dotty]

Why is it all the new guys have NK as a character reference ?
It comes with his occupation.

[3oneday]

I miss that Greg Normal fella.

[backintheswing]

Such an impact already.

I really hope what you are selling is super awesome. The build up is exciting.

Edit: and of course, welcome aboard.

I stalked him on ebay. He has Srixon driving irons. Your tongue is hanging out reading this.

[benno_r]

I stalked him on ebay. He has Srixon driving irons. Your tongue is hanging out reading this.

I did dislocate my mouse clicking finger opening a new browser tab...

A few good ones there - prefer a 23deg graphite shafted one in stiff though OP.

[Dotty]

I miss that Greg Normal fella.
I did a search earlier and was surprised that sti83 made only 3 posts here.

But they were legendary.

[Gemmell]

I stalked him on ebay. He has Srixon driving irons. Your tongue is hanging out reading this.

Putting up a few more new Odyssey putters and Titleist international bag soon.

[backintheswing]

Where are you getting the odyssey putters from

[Gemmell]

Got them at auction.

[Jazz18]

I've gotta say, every thread with your posts in it Gemmell, has turned nasty or at least spiteful at some point. There are many threads with input from everyone else here and nothing. Ozgolf has gone a bit agro and it wasn't like that until you started hanging around. But maybe it's not you, maybe it's the full moon we've had.................just saying.

[Gemmell]

I've gotta say, every thread with your posts in it Gemmell, has turned nasty or at least spiteful at some point. There are many threads with input from everyone else here and nothing. Ozgolf has gone a bit agro and it wasn't like that until you started hanging around. But maybe it's not you, maybe it's the full moon we've had.................just saying.

Or, maybe it's the people who have followed me into other threads and taken them off topic. Maybe look at those tools.

[Johnny Canuck]

I've gotta say, every thread with your posts in it Gemmell, has turned nasty or at least spiteful at some point. There are many threads with input from everyone else here and nothing. Ozgolf has gone a bit agro and it wasn't like that until you started hanging around. But maybe it's not you, maybe it's the full moon we've had.................just saying.

I'd place the blame more in the direction of the lynch mob as opposed to the individual.

[Jazz18]

I'd place the blame more in the direction of the lynch mob as opposed to the individual.

Fair enough.

[PeteyD]

Keep it civil lads, some posts removed. Ease up on the abuse.

[Ned]

I see your brother got pipped by two shots for Country Week.

[markTHEblake]

I see your brother got pipped by two shots for Country Week.

must have had a bad day. he is a brutal golfer :-)

[Gemmell]

I see your brother got pipped by two shots for Country Week.


must have had a bad day. he is a brutal golfer :-)

He's a hacker.

[Blackhelmo]

You still around Gemmell

[Gemmell]

I'm always floating around.

[D22marshall]

I'm always floating around. Good to hear you didn't sink

[Blackhelmo]

Excellent

[Gemmell]

So who is Blackhelmo? I don't recall seeing you post. Find it strange you're asking if I'm still about.

[Blackhelmo]

Im a 144 count poster and still relatively new to this site. As you do, you read forums and see what goes on, and hadn't seen you post for a while, so just generally enquired if you are still around. That's it. That's the only reason I asked.

[AndyP]

Looks like stalking to me. Be careful, Gemmell.

[Blackhelmo]

Looks like stalking to me. Be careful, Gemmell.haha you can ban me from the site if you want, no biggie

[timah!]

haha you can ban me from the site if you want, no biggie

Andy is stirring!

[backintheswing]

I think it's called trolling.

[AndyP]

I think it's called trolling.
Not at all. I thought that the "be careful" sentence was a giveaway that it was a joke; it appears not.

[Ned]

haha you can ban me from the site if you want, no biggie

If it was a biggie I would hazard a guess that you would have been benched/suspended/banned etc.


Not at all. I thought that the "be careful" sentence was a giveaway that it was a joke; it appears not.

[D22marshall]

I'm always floating around. Settled down a lot?? What's doing

[Blackhelmo]

Andy is stirring! yes I know, as I stated I'm only new on here and read the kerfuffle, but anyway, not gonna justify any more.

[Peppas]

yes I know, as I stated I'm only new on here and read the kerfuffle, but anyway, not gonna justify any more.

You're alright

Still greenskeeping?

[Blackhelmo]

Cheers, yeah mate got foursomes and a district champs to prep for this weekend. :)

[Gemmell]

Settled down a lot?? What's doing

I haven't changed, champ. I just haven't read any stupid posts, and nobody has had a crack at me, so nothing for me to be hilarious about.