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Monsta
27th January 2015, 05:01 PM
Ok all,

The time is finally here for the draw.

Here is how it goes

To continue the tradition, the Captains of each team will face off against each other, the VCs will also battle off

As we are defending champions, I will let Titliest nominate his 1st pairing first.

Let the games begin

Monsta V Titliest
Spud V benno_r
Nudgee V Hux
Mint v Matty
Lefty v Bits
Bruce v MrBluu
Seb v Eca
Spanner v Lucasto
Hardboiled v Mat3jab
Judge Smails v Peter_rs
Grunt v Peppas
Andigold v Courty
Ploppy v Gammon
GK v Ned
BenM v Daves
Oldracer v Shazza_rs
Larrylong v PeteyD

Captain Nemo
27th January 2015, 05:07 PM
Before we start, may we suggest the grudge match to kick off Hux v Nudgee?

Monsta
27th January 2015, 05:08 PM
Before we start, may we suggest the grudge match to kick off Hux v Nudgee?

I agree with, had it on my list.

Cant wait to see those two go at it !!

Captain Nemo
27th January 2015, 05:10 PM
Ok, let's go!
My first pair the heavy hitters;
Matty and Bits

Monsta
27th January 2015, 05:15 PM
I see your "heavy hitters" with

Lefty to smash BITS to bits
Mint to wipe his feet on the Mat(ty)

Local knowledge guru Bruce and Bruces mate Seb are my next nominations

Captain Nemo
27th January 2015, 05:17 PM
I'll pair them with some fusion:
Eca v Seb
Blu v Bruce

Captain Nemo
27th January 2015, 05:21 PM
2 more heavy hitters:
Lucas and 3Jabb

Monsta
27th January 2015, 05:26 PM
I will throw a Spanner039 into Lucasto23's works
and I hope 3jabb likes his eggs Hardboiled

The next Confederates to take Union blood are:
Judge Smails and the crop-dusting Grunt

Captain Nemo
27th January 2015, 05:31 PM
Pete Rs to take the judge
Our no1 sledger Pepp's to take on the cropduster

Captain Nemo
27th January 2015, 05:33 PM
My next:
Qld roomy Courty
My home boy Gammon!

Monsta
27th January 2015, 05:43 PM
Ploppy Pat loves to win at Backgammon
The host with the most Andi(24 carat)gold can dispatch Cairns' best dressed bunny

Next up
The sand specialist with new shoes GK
and BenM (do do dododo)

Captain Nemo
27th January 2015, 05:47 PM
The Bushranger Ned to take out Sandman
The man with the most clubs Dave to touch up emnem

Captain Nemo
27th January 2015, 05:48 PM
Leaves Shazz and PeteyD

Monsta
27th January 2015, 05:56 PM
Oldracer doesn't mind beating girls so Shazza will cop it (completely unfounded rumour)
Thrift shop Larry will make easy pickings of PeteyD

Thanks Titty, draw completed. Maybe all the troops are now appeased. Let the sledging continue and to all my team mates remember:

Don't feel bad about spreading Union guts all over the fairways of Vic GC

#confederatetillidie

I will draw up a table with the groupings in the OP or maybe Lefty can add it to the original thread for the Uncivil War III

PeteyD
27th January 2015, 05:58 PM
Excellent! Prepare to Die LL

Grunt
27th January 2015, 06:07 PM
Peppas will be my BIATCH!

Monsta
27th January 2015, 06:09 PM
And I got stuck with the cripple ;)

WBennett
27th January 2015, 06:13 PM
So we will win the individual matches and the 4BBB. Nice!

PeteyD
27th January 2015, 06:25 PM
You'll still be beaten Monsta, given your effort last year.

Monsta
27th January 2015, 06:29 PM
You'll still be beaten Monsta, given your effort last year.

Umm from memory my name was in the winners column last year Union scum

benno_r
27th January 2015, 06:42 PM
Lefty vs BITS

Outstanding!!

PeteyD
27th January 2015, 06:45 PM
Umm from memory my name was in the winners column last year Union scum

Against Solarman ... and you nearly threw it all away on the last. I see handshakes on 11 coming up.

Captain Nemo
27th January 2015, 06:49 PM
And I got stuck with the cripple ;)
:(

benno_r
27th January 2015, 06:51 PM
Against Solarman ... and you nearly threw it all away on the last. I see handshakes on 11 coming up.

Even with a one handed captain, this is a strong possibility!

backintheswing
27th January 2015, 06:51 PM
Lefty vs BITS

Outstanding!!

If lefty starts throwing his wedges backwards down the fairway, like the last time I played with him in a Friday champs round, then all I can say is "GO UNION"

mrbluu
27th January 2015, 06:56 PM
If lefty starts throwing his wedges backwards down the fairway, like the last time I played with him in a Friday champs round, then all I can say is "GO UNION"
There is a good chance if things go bad he won't have enough clubs to finish around!!!

Monsta
27th January 2015, 06:58 PM
Against Solarman ... and you nearly threw it all away on the last. I see handshakes on 11 coming up.
I felt sorry for Bob because everyone picked on him, and I mean EVERYONE….

Even with a one handed captain, this is a strong possibility!
I would give Titleist more than 11 holes, great support for your captain guys….

Courty
27th January 2015, 07:03 PM
Jeez, I hope I'll still have somewhere to sleep after beating up on Andigold.8-[

Monsta
27th January 2015, 07:10 PM
Jeez, I hope I'll still have somewhere to sleep after beating up on Andigold.8-[

Lefty's bed from the 1st champs if you beat him Courty…..

Captain Nemo
27th January 2015, 07:30 PM
If lefty starts throwing his wedges backwards down the fairway, like the last time I played with him in a Friday champs round, then all I can say is "GO UNION" Wheres the like button!!

Peppas
27th January 2015, 07:41 PM
Peppas will be my BIATCH!

Probably, but I'm ok with that :)

Hux
27th January 2015, 07:42 PM
Before we start, may we suggest the grudge match to kick off Hux v Nudgee?


I agree with, had it on my list.

Cant wait to see those two go at it !!

Haha a blue coat vs a turn coat!!!!

Do any of you poor southerners remember my last match up against "el bunny"......it cost him his pride and a tour issue cally hybrid after a 6&5 thrashing.

nudgee
27th January 2015, 07:53 PM
Haha a blue coat vs a turn coat!!!!

Do any of you poor southerners remember my last match up against "el bunny"......it cost him his pride and a tour issue cally hybrid after a 6&5 thrashing.

dude......... stop living in the past - that was like 5 years ago (or more), I will dedicate my victory to that poor cally hybrid.

Hux
27th January 2015, 07:58 PM
You gotta shoot whatever ammo available in war man :-)

That hybrid is buried under about 30tonne of fill for the Gateway upgrade now!

PeteyD
27th January 2015, 07:58 PM
Best take an extra towel Hux.

LarryLong
27th January 2015, 07:59 PM
Excellent! Prepare to Die LL

34074

PeteyD
27th January 2015, 08:00 PM
My mothball allergy could be your only hope op shop man.

Hux
27th January 2015, 08:02 PM
Best take an extra towel Hux.

We at least know Nudgee won't be using the term "wiped the floor with him".

However the alternative version does give me extra incentive to stay in front. Behind the big maarn is a shitty place to be!!

Peppas
27th January 2015, 09:00 PM
Peppas will be my BIATCH!

DId we matchplay once before?

Grunt
27th January 2015, 09:02 PM
maybe ;) I was a nice guy that day.

Peppas
27th January 2015, 09:03 PM
maybe ;) I was a nice guy that day.

Did we make it to the 18th?

Lucasto23
27th January 2015, 09:03 PM
Given spanners length of the tee, 4 wood maybe all I need for this bashing to occur

LoveGolf2012
27th January 2015, 09:13 PM
So who will be having a crack for getting on the 1st in one at Victoria?Great opener that one

PeteyD
27th January 2015, 09:18 PM
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Hole 1 - Par 4 233 (210) m. A friendly opening hole. The shorter hitter should try to avoid thefairway bunkers on the left. Often a 4 iron and a pitching wedge will do thejob. The green should be approached from the right angle.

LoveGolf2012
27th January 2015, 09:19 PM
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Hole 1 - Par 4 233 (210) m. A friendly opening hole. The shorter hitter should try to avoid thefairway bunkers on the left. Often a 4 iron and a pitching wedge will do thejob. The green should be approached from the right angle.



Cracking hole Pete

Grunt
27th January 2015, 09:20 PM
Did we make it to the 18th?
No, 4 & 3 you won but there will be a difference this time, you are giving me shots :) not me giving you 11.
Revenge will be sweet

Grunt V Peppas - The Grange 30th August

(http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/24582-Grunt-V-Peppas-The-Grange-30th-August/page4)

Peppas
27th January 2015, 09:23 PM
No, 4 & 3 you won but there will be a difference this time, you are giving me shots :) not me giving you 11.
Revenge will be sweet

Grunt V Peppas - The Grange 30th August

(http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/24582-Grunt-V-Peppas-The-Grange-30th-August/page4)

What, 2 shots? :)

Grunt
27th January 2015, 09:27 PM
Still be easier than giving 11, remember matchplay does not count the hundreds on the bad holes only the wins. Did you know I love matchplay :) One thing though you are one of only a few here in Ozgolf to actually beat me in Matchplay along with Jimandr (got me a few times), Spiersy & one other I can't remember (mustn't be important)

PeteyD
27th January 2015, 09:28 PM
It is not real match play Grunt, based on stableford scores.

Grunt
27th January 2015, 09:35 PM
It is not real match play Grunt, based on stableford scores.

Really? WTF! I thought it would be handicap matchplay based on the match index. So is it pure stableford or shots given in certain holes?

Off to the range tomorrow then

Peppas
27th January 2015, 09:42 PM
Really? WTF! I thought it would be handicap matchplay based on the match index. So is it pure stableford or shots given in certain holes?

Off to the range tomorrow then

I think highest stab score wins the hole buddy so not the match index but the normal course index.

**** you are going to practice? I'm scared now :)

PeteyD
28th January 2015, 06:17 AM
Yes. There is a 4bbb in conjunction to up the points available. Note you have to score on a hole to win it.

WBennett
28th January 2015, 06:19 AM
Grunt - handicap matchplay based on stableford. That way we can have an overall winner.

You halve holes in wipes....

PeteyD
28th January 2015, 06:23 AM
Also means you can keep playing for the team points if your match is lost

LarryLong
28th January 2015, 06:27 AM
Also means you can keep playing for the team points if your match is lost


Sounds like Petey has the whole day planned out.

LoveGolf2012
28th January 2015, 06:31 AM
I'm in for next years Friday of golf..lock it in Lefty!

Ned
28th January 2015, 06:50 AM
We at least know Nudgee won't be using the term "wiped the floor with him".

However the alternative version does give me extra incentive to stay in front. Behind the big maarn is a shitty place to be!!

Memories......

PeteyD
28th January 2015, 08:01 AM
Sounds like Petey has the whole day planned out.

Just letting you know you don't walk off after I beat you to a pulp.

oldracer
28th January 2015, 09:52 AM
thank heavens I get to play off the reds, need all the help I can get :shock:

shazza_rs
28th January 2015, 09:54 AM
thank heavens I get to play off the reds, need all the help I can get :shock:

I don't think so buddy!

PS What is your handicap?

mrbluu
28th January 2015, 09:54 AM
thank heavens I get to play off the reds, need all the help I can get :shock:
Doesn't mean that u will hit it past them [emoji13]

oldracer
28th January 2015, 09:56 AM
Doesn't mean that u will hit it past them [emoji13] u binh watchin me practise!!!!!

oldracer
28th January 2015, 09:58 AM
I don't think so buddy!

PS What is your handicap? aw comon Shaz, give an old bloke a break....the answer is always 14 bloody golf clubs!!!! 22

shazza_rs
28th January 2015, 09:59 AM
22!! You are getting quite the head start on handicap alone, I don't need you to hit off the reds too!

Captain Nemo
28th January 2015, 10:02 AM
I have faith in you Shazz, your the giantslayer!

oldracer
28th January 2015, 10:04 AM
22!! You are getting quite the head start on handicap alone, I don't need you to hit off the reds too!it'll be fun, play again tomorrow so big chance I'm still going out the way I'm hitting them!!!

mint
2nd February 2015, 08:09 AM
I see your "heavy hitters" with

Lefty to smash BITS to bits
Mint to wipe his feet on the Mat(ty)

Local knowledge guru Bruce and Bruces mate Seb are my next nominations

Surely Lefty and myself are paying $1.01 to win this??? =P~

backintheswing
2nd February 2015, 08:13 AM
Surely Lefty and myself are paying $1.01 to win this??? =P~

Yes I think you should be.

Do you want to have a $1000 on yourselves to win $10? I will take that bet thanks.

mint
2nd February 2015, 08:19 AM
haha maybe.. can I lay the bet with the odds on I will shank my first 4 shots?

mrbluu
2nd February 2015, 08:46 AM
haha maybe.. can I lay the bet with the odds on I will shank my first 4 shots?
So u think u will be close enough to the green to use putter for your 5th???

mint
2nd February 2015, 08:52 AM
perhaps..