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LeftyHoges
26th September 2014, 01:31 PM
2015 Uncivil War III Matchups



Result
Confederates
V
Union
Result




Match 1





Monsta (C)

Titleist (C)
3/1



wbennett (VC)

benno_r (VC)
1up



Monsta & wbennett

Titleist & benno_r
1up











Match 2





mint

matty
4/3



LeftyHoges

backintheswing
5/4



mint & LeftyHoges

matty & backintheswing
3/2











Match 3




1up
Bruce

mrbluu




Seb

Eca
1up


1up
Bruce & Seb

mrbluu & Eca












Match 4




AS
Spanner039

Lucasto23
AS



hardboiled

matt 3 jab
3/2


AS
Spanner039 & hardboiled

Lucasto23 & matt 3 jab
AS











Match 5





Judge Smails

peter_rs
5/4


1up
Grunt

Peppas




Judge Smails & Grunt

peter_rs & Peppas
4/3











Match 6




4/3
Andigold

Courty




Ploppy Pat

Gammon
2/1


1up
Andigold & Ploppy Pat

Courty & Gammon












Match 7





GK

Ned
3/2


AS
BenM

Daves
AS



GK & BenM

Ned & Daves
2up











Match 8




7/5
Oldracer

Shazza_rs




LarryLong

PeteyD
1up


2/1
Oldracer & LarryLong

Shazza_rs & PeteyD












Match 9 - Super Singles





Nudgee

Hux
4/3











Match 10 - Mystery Fireball




1up
Grunt

Peppas



9.5




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mrbluu
26th September 2014, 01:35 PM
Just getting in first so I have control over the initial post! :mrgreen:

Which side will I be on??

Peppas
26th September 2014, 01:40 PM
Which side will I be on??

Union, brother.

KristianJ
26th September 2014, 01:44 PM
#confederatescum

mrbluu
26th September 2014, 02:02 PM
Union, brother.


#confederatescum

#southernconfederatescum

#amIdoingthisright??

Captain Nemo
26th September 2014, 02:09 PM
I feel we will have a stronger team for this.
#unionstimetoshine

LeftyHoges
26th September 2014, 02:11 PM
The Union have even less hope than last year, and we all remember how that ended up.

For those playing at home, it was 16-8.

PeteyD
26th September 2014, 08:51 PM
Cheating Confectionate scumbuckets

oldracer
27th September 2014, 12:50 AM
So are we Victorians on the "Good Guys" side????

PeteyD
27th September 2014, 03:32 AM
No

Monsta
27th September 2014, 07:16 AM
The Union scum could have Rory and it still wouldn't help them

#confederatetilidie

Courty
28th September 2014, 09:01 AM
#unionforever

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp63/eringobragh915_2008/null_zps21066fca.jpg

mrbluu
28th September 2014, 04:44 PM
The Union scum could have Rory and it still wouldn't help them

#confederatetilidie

Them fighting words, fancy laces boy!!!

Hux
29th September 2014, 06:57 PM
If the Wankers were actually playing in the correct zone you would have had issues....Just sayin

LeftyHoges
30th September 2014, 06:36 AM
If the Wankers were actually playing in the correct zone you would have had issues....Just sayin

Really? You had trouble beating these WAnkers?

32500

WBennett
30th September 2014, 08:00 AM
If the Wankers were actually playing in the correct zone you would have had issues....Just sayin

Is that a waaambulance going by?

Who did Hux lose to anyway?

*Note: Currently undefeated in Uncivil Wars

Captain Nemo
30th September 2014, 08:10 AM
I dont get how you ACT cowboys can side with the Mexicans?
#turncoats

PeteyD
30th September 2014, 08:22 AM
Scumbuckets.

WBennett
30th September 2014, 10:15 AM
I dont get how you ACT cowboys can side with the Mexicans?
#turncoats

Turncoats? Hardly. Maybe Monsta cause he is originally from Orange...

Sydney vs Melbourne 10 Weekend Golf Trip Split - Melbourne 10, Sydney 0.

Easy decision to make!

Captain Nemo
30th September 2014, 10:22 AM
stupid analogy!
:)

WBennett
30th September 2014, 10:35 AM
OK, Sydney vs Melbourne Footy Trip Split.

Melbourne 10. Sydney 0.

See, Confederates win again.

:lol:

Hux
30th September 2014, 03:49 PM
Really? You had trouble beating these WAnkers?

32500

I had quality opposition....Shadesy - he was sober!!

mrbluu
30th September 2014, 04:11 PM
Shadesy - he was sober!!

Cheating plick!!!

KristianJ
30th September 2014, 04:25 PM
In his defence, I'd much rather play Royal Melbourne and be able to remember most of it. :lol:

AndyP
30th September 2014, 04:41 PM
Hux, some of us save our better golf for the main event.

Monsta
1st October 2014, 02:33 PM
Hux, some of us save our better golf for the main event.

Sounds like something a loser would say??????

WBennett
1st October 2014, 06:12 PM
Hux, some of us save our better golf for the main event. Uncivil war is where its at... if I remember one thing from that entire weekend, it was rolling in a 30 footer across the 18th green at Royal Melbourne West to win one up.It doesnt get better than that!

LeftyHoges
2nd October 2014, 03:07 PM
Uncivil war is where its at... if I remember one thing from that entire weekend, it was rolling in a 30 footer across the 18th green at Royal Melbourne West to win one up.It doesnt get better than that!

To be fair I'd be pretty quick to forget the 26 points at The Dunes and 28 at Portsea too. ;)

PeteyD
4th December 2014, 09:31 PM
Die Confectioner Scum!

KristianJ
4th December 2014, 09:32 PM
Die Confectioner Scum!

Whats wrong with chocolatiers? :lol:

Oh, I get it...the Union will melt like an Easter bilby left out in the sun.

Courty
4th December 2014, 09:46 PM
http://memeguy.com/photos/images/i-would-like-to-clear-up-this-whole-confederate-flag-controversy-56659.png

LeftyHoges
4th December 2014, 10:17 PM
There's a LOT of tough talk from a side that's 0-2.

Courty
5th December 2014, 06:07 AM
There's a LOT of tough talk from a side that's 0-2.

Your rabble may have won a few battles, but the war is far from over. :twisted:

Captain Nemo
5th December 2014, 06:56 AM
Your rabble may have won a few battles, but the war is far from over. :twisted:
Exactly, considering all the "ring ins" on their side....
:)

WBennett
5th December 2014, 09:03 AM
There's a LOT of tough talk from a side that's 0-2.

I was thinking the same thing. From a team that has been pantsed twice, they are lippy like Mundine!

LarryLong
5th December 2014, 09:32 AM
They keep coming back for more.

http://media.giphy.com/media/fSXxUoNDsxFu0/giphy.gif

PeteyD
5th December 2014, 01:48 PM
The Union will win in the long run. you will run out of Mercenary ring ins and be crushed like the doodle bugs you are.

AndyP
5th December 2014, 01:56 PM
The Union will win in the long run. you will run out of Mercenary ring ins and be crushed like the doodle bugs you are.They have no honour. Next they will get ring-ins from other forums.

WBennett
5th December 2014, 04:19 PM
They have no honour. Next they will get ring-ins from other forums.

You did such a good job of shooing them away I am confident they are not coming back.

benno_r
5th December 2014, 04:25 PM
You did such a good job of shooing them away I am confident they are not coming back.

Haha. Pseudo "like" button clicked.

AndyP
5th December 2014, 04:59 PM
Catty! Meow!

PeteyD
5th December 2014, 07:47 PM
Infighting. Typical.

WBennett
5th December 2014, 08:05 PM
Infighting? AndyP is my Uncivil War Bitch.

Courty
10th December 2014, 07:46 PM
Counting down the days, bitches. When will the teams be drawn up?

http://www.unioncountyhistory.org/Home/LocalHistory/CivilWar_files/civil_war_trust_logo.png

LeftyHoges
10th December 2014, 09:25 PM
Counting down the days, bitches. When will the teams be drawn up?

http://www.unioncountyhistory.org/Home/LocalHistory/CivilWar_files/civil_war_trust_logo.png

We need more Confederate soldiers. They're clearly bored of slaughtering lambs Unionists and have retired to their luxurious southern mansions.

Courty
10th December 2014, 10:22 PM
We need more Confederate soldiers. They're clearly bored of slaughtering lambs Unionists and have retired to their luxurious southern mansions.

Orrrrrr, they're running & hiding behind their hay bales because they know their 2-0 lead won't last.

LeftyHoges
10th December 2014, 10:37 PM
Orrrrrr, they're running & hiding behind their hay bales because they know their 2-0 lead won't last.

Pretty confident of the former. [emoji6]

WBennett
11th December 2014, 05:40 AM
Since the seccession of the 49ers out West, the Confederates have found our numbers dwindling. But we know how to fight. And play banjos. And make northerners squeal like little pigs

Courty
16th December 2014, 05:12 PM
Just picked myself up a mug for the post-match celebrations...

http://i.imgur.com/E4G1JoX.jpg

LeftyHoges
16th December 2014, 05:12 PM
Just picked myself up a mug for the post-match celebrations...

http://i.imgur.com/E4G1JoX.jpg

You'll be a thirsty boy.

Hux
16th December 2014, 08:39 PM
Nudgee has moved to Melbourne you could always get him to play for you....as long as I get to play him. He is my match play Biatch!!

nudgee
17th December 2014, 09:08 AM
Nudgee has moved to Melbourne you could always get him to play for you....as long as I get to play him. He is my match play Biatch!!

Pfffffft one victory is not a trend biatch.

Happy to take you down !!

Ned
17th December 2014, 11:19 AM
I'll take on Nudgee..........

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 11:22 AM
The captains decide who takes on who.

WBennett
17th December 2014, 12:23 PM
I'll take on Nudgee..........

We'll need to find a suitable sandbagger from our end to take you on...

Ned
17th December 2014, 01:10 PM
We'll need to find a suitable sandbagger from our end to take you on...

No wuckin forries Kettle.

Ned
17th December 2014, 01:11 PM
The captains decide who takes on who.

Ok team captain (whoever you maybe) I'll take on Nudgee if he has deserted.....

PeteyD
17th December 2014, 01:12 PM
He has not deserted, you can't change sides. Would make a mockery of it all.

WBennett
17th December 2014, 01:27 PM
We may need to review a few of the rookie northerners Union credentials.

Grunt as a member of Howlong GC may just be a Confederate.

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 01:42 PM
We may need to review a few of the rookie northerners Union credentials.

Grunt as a member of Howlong GC may just be a Confederate.

Quite possible. I'll make a better judgement of who's who at the turn of the year. Obviously none of the previous combatants will be asked to switch sides (unless they wish to, and I couldn't blame the Northerners for doing so with their paltry record so far), but the guys that are making their debut please hold off on the sledging until your allegiance has been decided.


He has not deserted, you can't change sides. Would make a mockery of it all.

If he wants to secede (which he has volunteered to do) and it helps us shore up the numbers then I'll allow it.


Ok team captain (whoever you maybe) I'll take on Nudgee if he has deserted.....

OK Confederate captain, make sure this doesn't happen. (Two can play at this game) ;)

PeteyD
17th December 2014, 01:47 PM
If he wants to secede (which he has volunteered to do) and it helps us shore up the numbers then I'll allow it.

Has he? Hux volunteered him above ...

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 01:48 PM
Yep.


Has he? Hux volunteered him above ...


Pfffffft one victory is not a trend biatch.

Happy to take you down !!

Ned
17th December 2014, 01:49 PM
OK Confederate captain, make sure this doesn't happen. (Two can play at this game) ;)

No prob, happy to play you instead......

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 01:51 PM
No prob, happy to play you instead......

Again, not up to me.

PeteyD
17th December 2014, 01:53 PM
Yep.

Nah he has just challenged Hux, not volunteered to be a traitorous scumbucket.

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 01:54 PM
Nah he has just challenged Hux, not volunteered to be a traitorous scumbucket.

To do one, he'd have to do the other.

PeteyD
17th December 2014, 01:57 PM
Only if it was on that day of the year. He can play Hux in match play whenever.

What are the teams looking like anyway, might be time to start looking at the list ...

Ned
17th December 2014, 02:04 PM
Again, not up to me.

Of corse it's not...... ;)

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 02:08 PM
Only if it was on that day of the year. He can play Hux in match play whenever.

Well he should specify that that is what he means if that were the case. But as it's posted in this thread I'm assuming he's happy to join the winning side (why wouldn't he be!?) and I think we may have a match on our hands. Sounds like there's plenty of feeling in it and a possible bunny chance. And who am I to deny the birth of a bunny?

Captain Nemo
17th December 2014, 02:10 PM
We may need to review a few of the rookie northerners Union credentials.

Grunt as a member of Howlong GC may just be a Confederate.
Thats outrageous!
:shock:

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 02:11 PM
Of corse it's not...... ;)

It's really not. Do you think I would have chose to have your sandbagging brother-in-arms as an opponent last year if I had any say in the matter?

PeteyD
17th December 2014, 02:12 PM
They are trying every sniveling and conniving and evil trick to try and win. Shocking behaviour.

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 02:15 PM
They are trying every sniveling and conniving and evil trick to try and win. Shocking behaviour.

Pffft, we'll even give the Union the head start of however many more players you have than us and we'll still beat your sorry Northern arses like a red-headed stepchild.

PeteyD
17th December 2014, 02:16 PM
Pffft, we'll even give the Union the head start of however many more players you have than us and we'll still beat your sorry Northern arses like a red-headed stepchild.

Speaking from experience there Hefty?

Ned
17th December 2014, 02:22 PM
It's really not. Do you think I would have chose to have your sandbagging brother-in-arms as an opponent last year if I had any say in the matter?

Oh I forgot, you already are some ones bunny biatch......

WBennett
17th December 2014, 02:29 PM
So we give them six start. I still predict SOUTHERN WOOPASS to be handed out!

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 02:33 PM
Speaking from experience there Hefty?

I'm not so Hefty no more, and no-ones stepchild. Two fails.


Oh I forgot, you already are some ones bunny biatch......

Nope, bunny removed with a victory at his home track. Fail.


So we give them six start. I still predict SOUTHERN WOOPASS to be handed out!

Indeed. Pass mark achieved.

solarman
17th December 2014, 02:35 PM
God, I will miss all these shenanigans.

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 02:44 PM
God, I will miss all these shenanigans.

You don't have to.....

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 02:48 PM
P.S. Do yourselves all a favour and go back and read last years thread.

So much LOL for so many reasons.

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/38234-The-Uncivil-War-Pt-II-Fri-7th-Feb-14-RM-West/

This one is a particular favourite.

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backintheswing
17th December 2014, 03:04 PM
So who are the captains? Or is it yet to be announced?

Ned
17th December 2014, 03:12 PM
Nope, bunny removed with a victory at his home track. Fail.

Cough cough, fail yourself, don't you have a 'special' belt courtesy of The Count?

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 03:25 PM
So who are the captains? Or is it yet to be announced?

Yet to be announced, but thanks for the reminder. PeteyD and andigold, put some thoughts into who you want to be your successors, but don't announce them anywhere. We'll unveil early in the new year.


Cough cough, fail yourself, don't you have a 'special' belt courtesy of The Count?

Nope. Not even close. He removed himself of the bunny tag after COC this year by winning 5-3 over our 8 matches, but I still beat him overall nett. So a) he only just succeeded in removing the bunny tag (if you could even say that, the record would have to be still around 10-6 overall), and b) the only way I could ever be his bunny would be to lose at least the next 8 consecutive matches to him, which we all know would never happen in a billion fluffy lifetimes.

So no. Ultimate fail there Ned. Seems you have a complete misunderstanding of the concept of a bunny. Maybe ask Canuck about SMS?

Ned
17th December 2014, 03:39 PM
Yet to be announced, but thanks for the reminder. PeteyD and andigold, put some thoughts into who you want to be your successors, but don't announce them anywhere. We'll unveil early in the new year.



Nope. Not even close. He removed himself of the bunny tag after COC this year by winning 5-3 over our 8 matches, but I still beat him overall nett. So a) he only just succeeded in removing the bunny tag (if you could even say that, the record would have to be still around 10-6 overall), and b) the only way I could ever be his bunny would be to lose at least the next 8 consecutive matches to him, which we all know would never happen in a billion fluffy lifetimes.

So no. Ultimate fail there Ned. Seems you have a complete misunderstanding of the concept of a bunny. Maybe ask Canuck about SMS?

So you still lost, phew long way to say it.

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 03:42 PM
So you still lost, phew long way to say it.

I obviously had to because you think I have some sort of belt. No clue what you're talking about. Courty HAD a belt, but that's about as close as it gets.

Appropriate for this thread really, I lost one battle (out of 2 so really I halved the battle) but I'm still well and truly winning the war.

Much like what the case would be if the Earth wobbled off its axis enough for the Union to actually win this one.

Ned
17th December 2014, 03:45 PM
I obviously had to because you think I have some sort of belt. No clue what you're talking about. Courty HAD a belt, but that's about as close as it gets.

Appropriate for this thread really, I lost one battle (out of 2 so really I halved the battle) but I'm still well and truly winning the war.

Much like what the case would be if the Earth wobbled off its axis enough for the Union to actually win this one.

Yes Lefty......

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 03:46 PM
Yes Lefty......

Finally. First bit of sense you've posted in this thread.

Ned
17th December 2014, 03:55 PM
Finally. First bit of sense you've posted in this thread.

As opposed to long winded redneck rants......

peter_rs
17th December 2014, 03:56 PM
Do you think I would have chose to have your sandbagging brother-in-arms as an opponent last year if I had any say in the matter?

Hey I have extra shots(9.6 to 13.2) this year :) I'm no sandbagger

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 03:56 PM
As opposed to long winded redneck rants......

Not even close to a rant. Every post was measured and factual. Do you have problems with the concept of rants as well as bunnies?

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 04:01 PM
Hey I have extra shots(9.6 to 13.2) this year :) I'm no sandbagger

;)

Good work Pete.

Courty
17th December 2014, 04:08 PM
Nope. Not even close. He removed himself of the bunny tag after COC this year by winning 5-3 over our 8 matches

Still burns, doesn't it? ;)

Ned
17th December 2014, 04:09 PM
Not even close to a rant. Every post was measured and factual. Do you have problems with the concept of rants as well as bunnies?

Never said you were ranting......

😉

LeftyHoges
17th December 2014, 04:24 PM
Still burns, doesn't it? ;)

Like last nights chilli, old mate.

PeteyD
17th December 2014, 06:25 PM
Haha. Last night's Chilli. Love it. Texas wild wings gave a hot wing challenge. One of the boys in the team had a cracked. Reckons pissing burns as well the day after ...

mrbluu
18th December 2014, 08:25 AM
Maybe the dirty Southerners will use similar maps to these!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcQ3ptLUiw8&index=3&list=RDPFi2mT9G65A

LarryLong
18th December 2014, 08:35 AM
Where is Warrnambool? That's in Queensland!

oldracer
18th December 2014, 09:05 AM
Maybe the dirty Southerners will use similar maps to these!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcQ3ptLUiw8&index=3&list=RDPFi2mT9G65AI didn't think we were permitted to sledge until we knew which teams we were on

oldracer
18th December 2014, 09:06 AM
you might be drafted to the "dirty southerners" B, then what would you say to your team mates???

mrbluu
18th December 2014, 09:07 AM
you might be drafted to the "dirty southerners" B, then what would you say to your team mates???

I hope not, but if I do then it will be "go team!!" hahahahaha

LeftyHoges
18th December 2014, 09:22 AM
I hope not, but if I do then it will be "go team!!" hahahahaha

Yes, tread lightly bluu. You SHOULD be Union but I can't guarantee anything at this stage.

oldracer
18th December 2014, 09:31 AM
I hope not, but if I do then it will be "go team!!" hahahahaha :lol:

PeteyD
18th December 2014, 09:48 AM
You Southerners will overlook the Bluu

mrbluu
18th December 2014, 09:54 AM
Yes, tread lightly bluu. You SHOULD be Union but I can't guarantee anything at this stage.

I did mate, I didn't use filthy once!!!

mrbluu
18th December 2014, 10:01 AM
You Southerners will overlook the Bluu
Not if they look at Mike first!!!

Ned
1st January 2015, 10:36 PM
Captains decided for this yet?

LeftyHoges
2nd January 2015, 12:18 AM
Captains decided for this yet?

Bloody hell, when I said they'd be unveiled early in the new year I didn't mean the 1st friggin day of it!!!

PeteyD
2nd January 2015, 04:40 AM
Good to see the South in disarray.

mrbluu
2nd January 2015, 06:40 AM
Bloody hell, when I said they'd be unveiled early in the new year I didn't mean the 1st friggin day of it!!!
How about now...have the captains been announced yet???

PeteyD
2nd January 2015, 06:47 AM
Yes but no one is telling

Ned
2nd January 2015, 07:40 AM
Bloody hell, when I said they'd be unveiled early in the new year I didn't mean the 1st friggin day of it!!!

Could of posted it at midnight 1/1/15, but waited until the evening to give you a reasonable lead in.

Monsta
5th January 2015, 09:39 AM
33769

Peppas
5th January 2015, 09:53 AM
Is the team splits the same this year?

Monsta
5th January 2015, 09:54 AM
33770

PeteyD
5th January 2015, 09:56 AM
Lefty has to sort some shit out as there is not the nice balance there was last year. Confed scumbuckets are trying to get some ring ins.

backintheswing
5th January 2015, 10:03 AM
So keen to be on the Union team.

LarryLong
5th January 2015, 10:08 AM
So keen to be on the Union team.

Said nobody. Ever.

Are we going to have to draw the line somewhere through the middle of Sydney to balance things up? I'm guessing most people in inner Sydney suburbs don't acknowledge anything to the west of a line that runs a certain distance from the coast, so we might be able to make use of that? Failing that, we could always ask for people to cross the lines. Maybe people who were originally from Victoria? AndyP would make an excellent turncoat.

Monsta
5th January 2015, 10:12 AM
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Monsta
5th January 2015, 10:27 AM
So keen to be on the Union team.
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WBennett
5th January 2015, 10:52 AM
I would be willing to accept AndyP's loyalties.

Can we call the harbour/Parramatta River the line in the sand?

LeftyHoges
5th January 2015, 11:02 AM
Was thinking the same thing. We have Nudgee, and I'll grab Ploppy Pat for us also as he doesn't seem to have any real OZgolf allegiances. Just waiting on word from another few sources to see if we can get some more locals to help balance things up a bit better.

Then I'll have to get a list of where all the new Sydney players are from and draw a line somewhere.

Teams and captains should be known by the end of the week.

Captain Nemo
5th January 2015, 11:08 AM
Was thinking the same thing. We have Nudgee, and I'll grab Ploppy Pat for us also as he doesn't seem to have any real OZgolf allegiances. Just waiting on word from another few sources to see if we can get some more locals to help balance things up a bit better.

Then I'll have to get a list of where all the new Sydney players are from and draw a line somewhere.

Teams and captains should be known by the end of the week.

[-X

Outrageous....

WBennett
5th January 2015, 11:22 AM
[-X

Outrageous....

Fine - I will take on a matchplay double header of two of your numpties. Piece of cake really.

Chalk up 2 wins for the Confederates

WBennett
5th January 2015, 11:23 AM
Grunt is a member at Howlong. That makes him a Southerner. And if he doesn't like it, Monsta won't drive him around!

Although having seen his recent form, I am not sure if he is an asset or a liability :)

Captain Nemo
5th January 2015, 11:24 AM
Fine - I will take on a matchplay double header of two of your numpties. Piece of cake really.

Chalk up 2 wins for the Confederates

With your h/cap its a given!

:)

AndyP
5th January 2015, 11:26 AM
Wow! They are trying to poach the Vic Champ for their side.

Peppas
5th January 2015, 11:28 AM
I am south of Sydney... does this mean I will have to defect too?

I suck at Matchplay regardless so its probably a win for the Union if I do haha!

LeftyHoges
5th January 2015, 11:30 AM
I am south of Sydney... does this mean I will have to defect too?

I suck at Matchplay regardless so its probably a win for the Union if I do haha!

Nope. Anyone who has played for a side previously will stay there, UNLESS they WANT to defect. *cough*ANDYP*cough*

AndyP
5th January 2015, 11:36 AM
You had your chance two years ago and knocked me back.

PeteyD
5th January 2015, 11:51 AM
Poaching scumbags.

WBennett
5th January 2015, 12:00 PM
With your h/cap its a given!

:)

My 39 points the other day only dropped me .2! :)

LarryLong
5th January 2015, 12:08 PM
You had your chance two years ago and knocked me back.

In fairness, the Union wanted to knock you back too.

nudgee
5th January 2015, 12:13 PM
Hmmmm I have to embrace my new (albeit temporary) home so if it helps, happy to play for the locals!

Ploppy Pat is originally from Tassie so he can play for the southerners too if that helps out even numbers.

LeftyHoges
5th January 2015, 12:21 PM
Thanks Nudgee, it certainly helps.

NSW guys, in order of North to South, where are Matty, Matt 3 Jab and Eca from?

WBennett
5th January 2015, 12:28 PM
3 Jab is central coast - north of Sydney.
Not sure about the other two.

Peppas
5th January 2015, 12:41 PM
I think Matty is North West Sydney, Eca is a member at Penrith so he is possibly western Sydney?

Could be wrong though!

KristianJ
5th January 2015, 12:49 PM
Matty and Eca are in western Sydney...

Grunt
5th January 2015, 06:00 PM
Grunt is a member at Howlong. That makes him a Southerner. And if he doesn't like it, Monsta won't drive him around!

Although having seen his recent form, I am not sure if he is an asset or a liability :) I am doing whoever gets me a favour, 2-3 more games and I will be out to the anchor! So is this line thingy from place of Origin? Place of birth for me is Paddington.

LarryLong
5th January 2015, 08:47 PM
I am doing whoever gets me a favour

:shock:

Monsta
6th January 2015, 08:06 AM
I am doing whoever gets me a favour,

I am not sure about picking you up from the airport now Grunt :shock: , I think I have to... ahhh I have to.... umm I have to see someone about something that morning

WBennett
8th January 2015, 09:57 PM
We will need numbers and teams worked out asap as team shirts are going to be ordered. Cost per shirt around $30 and just for Larry we will be changing colours.For those new to this, its a high quality and discretely embroidered shirt. we wont look like Yobbos but display an image of a high quality tour group.Details to come

LarryLong
8th January 2015, 10:15 PM
We wont look like Yobbos

Really? Who says you can't polish a turd? :)

Love your work Benno. You're right, I would have bitched like a schoolgirl if it was yet another red shirt. :)

Hux
8th January 2015, 10:24 PM
Hmmmm I have to embrace my new (albeit temporary) home so if it helps, happy to play for the locals!

Ploppy Pat is originally from Tassie so he can play for the southerners too if that helps out even numbers.

You Faaarking turn coat biatch.

Take some extra clubs. You seem to lose them on match play when you are slaughtered.

Hux v Nudgee (the turn coat grudge match).

Captain Nemo
9th January 2015, 05:58 AM
You Faaarking turn coat biatch.

Take some extra clubs. You seem to lose them on match play when you are slaughtered.

Hux v Nudgee (the turn coat grudge match).

Where's the like button.... ;)

nudgee
11th January 2015, 04:25 PM
You Faaarking turn coat biatch.

Take some extra clubs. You seem to lose them on match play when you are slaughtered.

Hux v Nudgee (the turn coat grudge match).

Oh yeah bring it on!!

And you are calling me a club chucker? You are the world champ at that - you chump.

It's definitely on

Ned
11th January 2015, 09:10 PM
Oh yeah bring it on!!

And you are calling me a club chucker? You are the world champ at that - you chump.

It's definitely on

:twisted:

Peppas
12th January 2015, 09:00 PM
So what are the teams? :)

WBennett
12th January 2015, 09:04 PM
So what are the teams? :)

Confederates vs Union.
So you care about matchplay this year? Simmsy will be shattered to hear...

Peppas
12th January 2015, 09:08 PM
Confederates vs Union.
So you care about matchplay this year? Simmsy will be shattered to hear...

No, I just want to know who to trash talk on here

What's matchplay?

LeftyHoges
14th January 2015, 05:49 PM
Captains announcement at 9PM AEDST.

benno_r
14th January 2015, 06:02 PM
Captains announcement at 9PM AEDST.
Have the captains been informed yet? Or is it a surprise for them too?

LeftyHoges
14th January 2015, 06:02 PM
Have the captains been informed yet? Or is it a surprise for them too?

Surprise for them too.

Monsta
14th January 2015, 06:08 PM
Posted in the wrong thread, balance of cash transferred Lefty……...

Peppas
14th January 2015, 06:53 PM
Captains announcement at 9PM AEDST.

Wow the excitement

I would call this Mid January now though

Go union!!!

WBennett
14th January 2015, 07:07 PM
Oooohhhh!

Peppas to Captain the Union!

Peppas
14th January 2015, 07:08 PM
Oooohhhh!

Peppas to Captain the Union!

No way, i dont even know the rules :)

WBennett
14th January 2015, 07:21 PM
Oooohhhh!

Peppas to Captain the Union!

WBennett
14th January 2015, 07:22 PM
You would be the perfect Captain then!

Courty
14th January 2015, 07:22 PM
Lefty knows who's really going to win... he even said so himself.

*nudge nudge wink wink*

Hint: check the OP.

Peppas
14th January 2015, 07:28 PM
You would be the perfect Captain then!

Uhhh do I look like the dumbest person to you?

WBennett
14th January 2015, 07:38 PM
Uhhh do I look like the dumbest person to you? I only care for a confederate victory my friend!

LeftyHoges
14th January 2015, 08:16 PM
Welcome everyone to the announcement of the leadership parties.

The Union VC will be announced in 2 minutes...

Hold on tight.

LeftyHoges
14th January 2015, 08:19 PM
The Union VC is...











Benno_r!!!

Congratulations Benno.

The Confederate VC will be announced in 3 minutes.

Peppas
14th January 2015, 08:20 PM
Wooo go White Thunder!

timah!
14th January 2015, 08:23 PM
The Union VC is...











Benno_r!!!

Congratulations Benno.

The Confederate VC will be announced in 3 minutes.

Well we know who will be on Kitchener Bun duty!

LeftyHoges
14th January 2015, 08:24 PM
An absolute mainstay of the Confederacy, the VC for 2015 of the South is....













Wbennett!!!

Well done Benno!!!

So it looks we'll be having a Bennett-off at Victoria GC.

Union Captain to be named in 3 minutes...

KristianJ
14th January 2015, 08:27 PM
Bennoff. Sounds like a dirty handmade vodka.

WBennett
14th January 2015, 08:27 PM
That sandbagger? Hmmmmm. Its on baby, its on.

LeftyHoges
14th January 2015, 08:28 PM
Leading the Northern Alliance this year, the man who single-handedly got the Union 2 of their 8 points last year, and winner on the day...











Titleist!!!

Well done L!

Confederate captain coming up...

LeftyHoges
14th January 2015, 08:32 PM
And lastly, but definitely not leastly. Rounding out an ACT deadly duo, the man who can do anything with wood, it's your Confederate Captain, give it up for MONSTA!!!!

Well done Kev!!

I'll be in touch with the Captains tomorrow with some team sheets and to go over everything.

Cheers gents and lady!

Peppas
14th January 2015, 08:35 PM
Yeah go Titty!!!

WBennett
14th January 2015, 08:40 PM
Go Monsta and congratulations! We may need a team meeting over a beer this weekend!

#confederatetilidie
#undefeatedinUnCivilWars

benno_r
14th January 2015, 08:46 PM
Well done Titty! Always said I'd follow you to hell. And now I am.

#startinghashtags
#checkthehistorybooksweknowhowthecivilwarreallyend ed

Peppas
14th January 2015, 08:48 PM
Is the union team going to get kitcheners at half way?

mrbluu
14th January 2015, 08:55 PM
Is the union team going to get kitcheners at half way?
[emoji106]

G.K
14th January 2015, 08:59 PM
Big ups to the newly elected Confederate leadership team!

I think you'll need more than kitcheners to save the Union skin Peppas!

Peppas
14th January 2015, 09:04 PM
Big ups to the newly elected Confederate leadership team!

I think you'll need more than kitcheners to save the Union skin Peppas!

You still wearing Adidas on your feet?

I heard they are your teams sponsor, you better keep wearing them :)

Courty
14th January 2015, 09:08 PM
Congrats to the new "Union bosses", Titleist & benno_r!

#allhailtitty
#unionforever

BenM
14th January 2015, 09:15 PM
Congrats to all captains.

I for one welcome our new Canberran overlords.

LarryLong
14th January 2015, 09:17 PM
In Canberra we trust.

I head the Union General can't get his arm above shoulder height at the moment. It's going to be mighty hard to signal a charge if you can't lift your sword, cap'n.

#capitalidealefty
#confederatetilidie

G.K
14th January 2015, 09:18 PM
You still wearing Adidas on your feet?

I heard they are your teams sponsor, you better keep wearing them :)

I've actually still got the culprits!. Only ever worn for 18 holes at RM. I can bring them over for you if you like. Gratis! They're guaranteed to take shots of your score, or skin off your heels. One or the other, can't quite remember which. :razz:

Peppas
14th January 2015, 09:20 PM
In Canberra we trust.

I head the Union General can't get his arm above shoulder height at the moment. It's going to be mighty hard to signal a charge if you can't lift your sword, cap'n.

#capitalidealefty
#confederatetilidie


Congrats to all captains.

I for one welcome our new Canberran overlords.

You blokes know the Canberra lads only play once a week?

You better be hoping they plan on playing the Friday and not their usual weekend round!

Peppas
14th January 2015, 09:22 PM
I've actually still got the culprits!. Only ever worn for 18 holes at RM. I can bring them over for you if you like. Gratis! They're guaranteed to take shots of your score, or skin off your heels. One or the other, can't quite remember which. :razz:

You should wear them at Victoria GC, keep up the tradition of wearing them at the Uncivil War!

Ned
14th January 2015, 11:00 PM
Titty, the Michael Clarke of the 2015 Uncivil War, beware of the injured sporty.....

Captain Nemo
15th January 2015, 05:51 AM
Mm
Leading the Northern Alliance this year, the man who single-handedly got the Union 2 of their 8 points last year, and winner on the day...











Titleist!!!

Well done L!

Confederate captain coming up...

Well I'll be!
Missed this last night, bloody Asian cup and big bash, then the tennis....

It is with great honour that I accept this position to lead the Union troops into battle at the prestigious Victoira GC
It is our time gentlemen, so fear not the tide will turn.
Not sure if having Benno as VC is good or bad thing, he'll most likely be off rifling thru everyone's bags to do a poll of what gear everyone's playing etc.....
Anyway, very chuffed and looking forward to the victory.
Plenty of time to write my victory speech, after a few cans on Aus Day!!
:)

benno_r
15th January 2015, 06:56 AM
Mm
Not sure if having Benno as VC is good or bad thing, he'll most likely be off rifling thru everyone's bags to do a poll of what gear everyone's playing etc.....


Have no fear Cap'n! As stated in a previous post "The Union will bring Bazookas to the handbag fight!"

WBennett
15th January 2015, 07:00 AM
Plenty of time to write my victory speech, after a few cans on Aus Day!!


Just saving this for posterity.

Captain Nemo
15th January 2015, 07:04 AM
Just saving this for posterity.

:smt023

You can just re-hash you G.L "B" Grade champo's speech.... :)

Captain Nemo
15th January 2015, 07:05 AM
Have no fear Cap'n! As stated in a previous post "The Union will bring Bazookas to the handbag fight!"

Good man.... ;)

WBennett
15th January 2015, 07:09 AM
:smt023

You can just re-hash you G.L "B" Grade champo's speech.... :)

Or my Back to Back OzGolf Canberra Christmas Cup speeches... :smt023

I know Benno_r is in trouble in the matchplay. When its time to win, he three jags. Oh yeah!

Captain Nemo
15th January 2015, 07:17 AM
Or my Back to Back OzGolf Canberra Christmas Cup speeches... :smt023

I know Benno_r is in trouble in the matchplay. When its time to win, he three jags. Oh yeah!

:smt087 shit i witnessed that...
He will be ok by then.

benno_r
15th January 2015, 07:23 AM
I know Benno_r is in trouble in the matchplay. When its time to win, he three jags. Oh yeah!

When the war is worth winning, I win it:
NSW champs
Champ of champs

not ACT pitch and putt!

The ground will run fluoro orange in the blood of the vanquished...

PeteyD
15th January 2015, 09:12 AM
Roll on Union! Well done guys.

Benno off is already decided, Champ of Champs to deal out a crushing defeat.

Monsta
15th January 2015, 09:15 AM
And lastly, but definitely not leastly. Rounding out an ACT deadly duo, the man who can do anything with wood, it's your Confederate Captain, give it up for MONSTA!!!!

I am honoured to be promoted this year to lead the Undefeated Confederate team into battle. Along with my ACT brother in arms we shall slaughter the Union scum and lead the boys to victory. In all fairness to the Union Capt, I will greet him before battle with my usual friendly shoulder punch (as mates do :mrgreen:) and then proceed to spread his blood over the great VGC battlefield.

Remember Confederates, what we do in life echoes in eternity

#confederatetillidie

Monsta
15th January 2015, 09:18 AM
You blokes know the Canberra lads only play once a week?

You better be hoping they plan on playing the Friday and not their usual weekend round!

Once a week??????? You keep telling yourself that if it keeps the nightmares away Peppas

Monsta
15th January 2015, 09:27 AM
33913

WBennett
15th January 2015, 09:34 AM
33913

Outstanding!!!

WBennett
15th January 2015, 09:39 AM
You blokes know the Canberra lads only play once a week?



Monsta's 20th oldest Golflinked round was the 23rd of November! I would suggest his 6 rounds a fortnight will have him in good stead.

mrbluu
15th January 2015, 09:41 AM
Monsta's 20th oldest Golflinked round was the 23rd of November! I would suggest his 6 rounds a fortnight will have him in good stead.

good so he will be burnt out by the time the battle commences.....excellent!!!

PeteyD
15th January 2015, 09:43 AM
Promoting VC to C interesting.

Monsta
15th January 2015, 09:48 AM
good so he will be burnt out by the time the battle commences.....excellent!!!

Not burnt out, On Fire is the term you're looking for (Union scum)

PeteyD
15th January 2015, 09:52 AM
Hot curry on Thursday night?

Peppas
15th January 2015, 10:16 AM
I don't recall any ACT locals playing more than 1 day on the weekend of the ACT classic? :)

benno_r
15th January 2015, 10:25 AM
I don't recall any ACT locals playing more than 1 day on the weekend of the ACT classic? :)

SNAP!

Captain Nemo
15th January 2015, 10:26 AM
I have officially installed Peppas as the Union #1 sledger, seems to be doing a might fine job of it so far!
Keep up the good work...

benno_r
15th January 2015, 10:29 AM
To be fair Peps, they are busy:

'stillin' 'shine
marrying their cousins
surrendering to the North
Doesn't leave a lot of time for golf.

Monsta
15th January 2015, 10:35 AM
I don't recall any ACT locals playing more than 1 day on the weekend of the ACT classic? :)

Maybe it was the company?????? ;)

Cant fraternise with the Union Scum too much, we might get their cooties……...

Monsta
15th January 2015, 10:37 AM
To be fair Peps, they are busy:

'stillin' 'shine
marrying their cousins
surrendering to the North
Doesn't leave a lot of time for golf.

Our "shine" not only will rock your socks, but also remove paint
Have you seen my cousin??? She's hot
We have kicked your butt 2 years running, don't think that qualifies as surrendering?

Peppas
15th January 2015, 10:44 AM
Our "shine" not only will rock your socks, but also remove paint
Have you seen my cousin??? She's hot
We have kicked your butt 2 years running, don't think that qualifies as surrendering?

Is your cousin single?

Oh wait she must be married... :)

benno_r
15th January 2015, 10:56 AM
We have kicked your butt 2 years running, don't think that qualifies as surrendering?

While you have been busy polishing your "General Lee" in celebration, our Union Patriots have thrown off the shackles of defeat and been busy winning championships.

Our men (and woman) are hungry, our men (and woman) are ready!

LeftyHoges
15th January 2015, 11:00 AM
benno_r, can you please give me your email address? PM if you wish.

Peppas
15th January 2015, 04:16 PM
I have officially installed Peppas as the Union #1 sledger, seems to be doing a might fine job of it so far!
Keep up the good work...

Booyah!

Grunt
15th January 2015, 05:14 PM
Matchplay is my game I bring down the best of them!

33914

oldracer
15th January 2015, 05:30 PM
I have officially installed Peppas as the Union #1 sledger, seems to be doing a might fine job of it so far!
Keep up the good work...and Binh who still doesn't know which side he is on, is sidling up as his deputy, still might be slaggin off at his team mates!!!!!!

mrbluu
15th January 2015, 07:02 PM
and Binh who still doesn't know which side he is on, is sidling up as his deputy, still might be slaggin off at his team mates!!!!!!
Pissoff you southern scum or
Yeah good point esteemed teammate!!!

Captain Nemo
15th January 2015, 07:10 PM
Blu is on my side!!!! ;)

oldracer
15th January 2015, 07:16 PM
Pissoff you southern scum or
Yeah good point esteemed teammate!!!haha u funny

mrbluu
15th January 2015, 08:06 PM
Blu is on my side!!!! ;)
And it will be my honour to follow u into battle my fearless leader!!!

Grunt
15th January 2015, 08:20 PM
When are the matchups being announced?

WBennett
15th January 2015, 09:15 PM
Hopefully after the teams are named.
I have to order the bloody shirts!

Peppas
15th January 2015, 09:22 PM
When are you gonna name the teams?

What is their to name?

Confederate scum claiming honest union men as their own to even the teams up or something?

LarryLong
15th January 2015, 09:45 PM
Confederate scum claiming honest union men as their own to even the teams up or something?

Smart soldiers will always change sides when the writing is on the wall.

Peppas
15th January 2015, 10:16 PM
Smart soldiers will always change sides when the writing is on the wall.

No honour

WBennett
16th January 2015, 05:43 AM
When are you gonna name the teams?

What is their to name?

Confederate scum claiming honest union men as their own to even the teams up or something?

For a man who doesn't know what matchplay is, you have a lot of lip for an old fat 50 something gray bearded bloke!

Dotty
16th January 2015, 06:02 AM
For a man who doesn't know what matchplay is, you have a lot of lip for an old fat 50 something gray bearded bloke!
He has a good mentor, Federal7.

Peppas
16th January 2015, 06:04 AM
For a man who doesn't know what matchplay is, you have a lot of lip for an old fat 50 something gray bearded bloke!

What I'm an angry old white man, what of it confederate scum? :)

Monsta
16th January 2015, 12:57 PM
To my brothers in arms

The Confederate uniform for our day of battle will be as follows:

Shirts (team colour TBA)
Black shorts or trousers
Black belt
Black shoes

The last two years the shirts have been red and therefore the blood of the Union Scum didn't show up that much, we are going a different colour this year.
If you wish to keep the Union blood from staining your uniform, you will need to provide your own plastic covering (wet weather gear works effectively) 8-)

Capt Monsta

Courty
16th January 2015, 01:05 PM
*yawn*

LeftyHoges
16th January 2015, 01:06 PM
*yawn*

Shouldn't stay up so late if you're tired, buddy.

Or get up so early.

Either way.

mrbluu
16th January 2015, 01:06 PM
To my brothers in arms

The Confederate uniform for our day of battle will be as follows:

Shirts (team colour TBA)
Black shorts or trousers
Black belt
Black shoes

The last two years the shirts have been red and therefore the blood of the Union Scum didn't show up that much, we are going a different colour this year.
If you wish to keep the Union blood from staining your uniform, you will need to provide your own plastic covering (wet weather gear works effectively) 8-)

Capt Monsta

I thought you guys wore red to hide the dolmio grin???

LeftyHoges
16th January 2015, 01:07 PM
I thought you guys wore red to hide the dolmio grin???

All of us are sick of wearing red shirts. It hides the Union blood well, but we need some variety.

Courty
16th January 2015, 01:07 PM
Shouldn't stay up so late if you're tired, buddy.Or get up so early.Either way. Do you even own black golf shoes? :lol:

LeftyHoges
16th January 2015, 01:08 PM
Do you even own black golf shoes? :lol:

It'll be a stretch. Think I have some floating around somewhere.

Peppas
16th January 2015, 01:17 PM
At least black will hide the poo stains

mrbluu
16th January 2015, 01:33 PM
To my brothers in arms

The Confederate uniform for our day of battle will be as follows:

Shirts (team colour TBA)
Black shorts or trousers
Black belt
Black shoes

The last two years the shirts have been red and therefore the blood of the Union Scum didn't show up that much, we are going a different colour this year.
If you wish to keep the Union blood from staining your uniform, you will need to provide your own plastic covering (wet weather gear works effectively) 8-)

Capt Monsta

Hefty I thought black shoes with shorts is a no no??

LeftyHoges
16th January 2015, 01:34 PM
Hefty I thought black shoes with shorts is a no no??

You're thinking of black socks mate.

WBennett
16th January 2015, 01:35 PM
Do remember we have to wear white socks though. And higher than anklets.

Monsta
16th January 2015, 01:37 PM
Hefty I thought black shoes with shorts is a no no??

The shoes will be blood red by about the 14th-15th hole anyway Union scum.........

PeteyD
16th January 2015, 02:58 PM
Getting a bit serious with the uniform specs lads, matching undies too?

Hux
16th January 2015, 07:09 PM
Getting a bit serious with the uniform specs lads, matching undies too?

Surely they would want matching hand (sorry golf) bags.

Lefty what colour nail polish are you ladies wearing?

Captain Nemo
16th January 2015, 07:37 PM
To my brothers in arms...

The Union uniform for our day of battle will be as follows:

Shirts (team colour TBA)
Navy shorts/trousers
Whites Belt
White shoes

Do not take any notice of the antics of the Mexicano southern hillbillies!
el capitano Titty

mrbluu
16th January 2015, 07:40 PM
The shoes will be blood red by about the 14th-15th hole anyway Union scum.........
Only if we walk defeated south scum bodies!!!!

Grunt
16th January 2015, 07:42 PM
To my brothers in arms...

The Union uniform for our day of battle will be as follows:

Shirts (team colour TBA)
Navy shorts/trousers
Whites Belt
White shoes

Do not take any notice of the antics of the Mexicano southern hillbillies!
el capitano Titty

So it is a full new kit for me 8) sans the belt.

LarryLong
16th January 2015, 07:45 PM
To my brothers in arms...

The Union uniform for our day of battle will be as follows:

Shirts (team colour TBA)
Navy shorts/trousers
Whites Belt
White shoes



Hello Sailor!

WBennett
16th January 2015, 07:47 PM
So it is a full new kit for me 8) sans the belt. I hate to say it but I dont like this. Its an expensive weekend anyway without peer pressure into getting more new clothing.Go near enough being good enough.

backintheswing
16th January 2015, 07:48 PM
To my brothers in arms...

The Union uniform for our day of battle will be as follows:

Shirts (team colour TBA)
Navy shorts/trousers
Whites Belt
White shoes

Do not take any notice of the antics of the Mexicano southern hillbillies!
el capitano Titty

Great choices captain.

Now where can I get navy shorts, white shoes, white belt?

Are we doing white cap and white glove as well? Is that how it goes Lefty?

WBennett
16th January 2015, 07:48 PM
And stand in the back row for the photo :)

Grunt
16th January 2015, 07:50 PM
I hate to say it but I dont like this. Its an expensive weekend anyway without peer pressure into getting more new clothing.Go near enough being good enough.

you know me, Go hard or go Home!

Dotty
16th January 2015, 07:50 PM
I foresee Mr Sligo buying a new BMW before the weekend is over.

backintheswing
16th January 2015, 07:50 PM
And stand in the back row for the photo :)

Will I be allowed in your car dressed like this?