2015 Uncivil War III - February 6th, Victoria Golf Club

[Captain Nemo]

Great choices captain.

Now where can I get navy shorts, white shoes, white belt?

Are we doing white cap and white glove as well? Is that how it goes Lefty?

I would have thought every true Ozgolfer would have a white belt and shoes!
:smt017
Cap colour is totally up to you but white or navy would be the go.
As WB said, don't go out and buy shit if you don't have it just for the day and you'll never not use them again...
I'll bring some spare white belts...

[Captain Nemo]

Hello Sailor!

:smt006

[Grunt]

I may have white shoes with red highlights from my more regular golf days back in the dark ages. Threw out the navy golf pants only a few weeks ago with the wardrobe cull.

[WBennett]

BITS - Of course! Once the war is over, the treaty is signed and we become best mates!

[Grunt]

Of course! Once the war is over, the treaty is signed and we become best mates!

So you will think ;)

[WBennett]

So it is a full new kit for me 8) sans the belt. I just had a thought. Due to your Howlong Membership, you are a Confederate anyway!

[Captain Nemo]

I just had a thought. Due to your Howlong Membership, you are a Confederate anyway! Gold!

[Grunt]

I just had a thought. Due to your Howlong Membership, you are a Confederate anyway!


Gold!

Gee I feel wanted :(

[WBennett]

I bet he doesnt have black stuff either :)

[Grunt]

I bet he doesnt have black stuff either :)

Who doesn't?

[WBennett]

We NEED you Grunt.
Join the Champs, the winners, the good guys.
We will support you the whole way.

[Grunt]

We NEED you Grunt.
Join the Champs, the winners, the good guys.
We will support you the whole way.

Ohh so now my matchplay ability is recognized :)

What are you offering? Every good golfer has a price, and the crap ones do too.

[WBennett]

A lift with the Captain. What more do you want?

[Captain Nemo]

Hey out of my hands mate, hate losing true blue bloods!

[Grunt]

Is the silence in this where you are all having emergency captains meetings on whether to place a bid for me to play for you in the UnCivil War?

[LeftyHoges]

Yep, as Benno has said, normally we only decide the shirt colour and the pants / shorts. If you wish to go the whole hog with what the captains have chosen then feel free, and I'll applaud you for it. But you certainly won't be shunned if you don't follow with the shoes, belts, caps and gloves.

Now in saying that, Ray has let me know that if anyone does want anything especially for this event or the weekend please let him know over the next few days and he'll do his best to look after you.

[Grunt]

Sorry Benno but I think what I am drinking tonight shows my allegiances. http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/16/0e0c60db0937c8ad96ff388cfe87f996.jpg

[LeftyHoges]

Sorry Benno but I think what I am drinking tonight shows my allegiances. http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/16/0e0c60db0937c8ad96ff388cfe87f996.jpg

Allegiances have nothing to do with this statement...

Stop drinking that shit IMMEDIATELY!

[WBennett]

Is the silence in this where you are all having emergency captains meetings on whether to place a bid for me to play for you in the UnCivil War? Nah, i was on the phone! For this UnCivil War, you are a Confederate!

[PeteyD]

Stay strong Grunt, do not be tempted to take the easy way out and succumb to the dark side.

[Dotty]

I bet he doesnt have black stuff either :)
Plenty of black ... in both lycra and neoprene.

[Grunt]

Plenty of black ... in both lycra and neoprene. I have moved on from Black lycra Dotty. the paddle colour of choice is white and pink now.

[WBennett]

Stay strong Grunt, do not be tempted to take the easy way out and succumb to the dark side. He can play for the Union. But i ordered a confederate shirt for him

[Grunt]

Gee it is tough being wanted, I can now understand how Greg Inglis feels playing for QLD when he was born in NSW for origin.

[PeteyD]

Who is on what teams, since you have ordered the shirts we best find that out.

[Grunt]

Who is on what teams, since you have ordered the shirts we best find that out.

Especially for those of us who need to buy pants :)

[WBennett]

Who is on what teams, since you have ordered the shirts we best find that out.lets just say there is some behind the scenes work going on ;)

[LarryLong]

I bet he doesnt have black stuff either :smile:


Who doesn't?

I don't, but I'm pretty confident that I can find some spiffy black pants at the op shop next week. I've only got one pair of black shoes too - a work pair that I don't wear because they cause a little bit of havoc with my feet. I can probably play a round in them, but I might end up being this year's G.K.


What are you offering? Every good golfer has a price, and the crap ones do too.

I thought our Captain already made the ultimate offer? You're obviously a hard man to please. :)

[G.K]

............................I've only got one pair of black shoes too - a work pair that I don't wear because they cause a little bit of havoc with my feet. I can probably play a round in them, but I might end up being this year's G.K

Don't do it mate! You'd be better off painting your feet black with shoe polish and drawing some laces on. You could even colour code the laces with your other accessories if you so desired!

[Monsta]

Grunt
This is your Captain speaking, you are a Confederate.

If you think that I would let Union scum in my car, you are sadly mistaken.

As for my VC letting them into his car I am disappoint (unless you make them ride in the boot) :wink:

[Matt 3 Jab]

I dont have navy. Wheres a good place to find navy shorts?

[Monsta]

Guys (and Shaz)

The uniform is only a guideline, as Lefty stated earlier, we don't expect you to buy new gear, near enough is good enough

We will all have matchng shirts so we will look "dapper"

[Captain Nemo]

I dont have navy. Wheres a good place to find navy shorts?

We might go black, stay tuned....

[Matt 3 Jab]

Black works for me and I would guess most but I'll follow the captain!

[oldracer]

Bit of black never look back so they say

[Grunt]

Grunt
This is your Captain speaking, you are a Confederate.

If you think that I would let Union scum in my car, you are sadly mistaken.

As for my VC letting them into his car I am disappoint (unless you make them ride in the boot) :wink:

OK OK

So what was the criteria for selection? Just so I know, Home golf Club or place of residence? I will give 100% FOR MY TEAM.

[WBennett]

Grunt

It doesnt matter. You are a Confederate now.

#confederatetilidie

[Peppas]

Grunt

I'm going to crotch punch you next time I see you, confederate scumbag.

[mrbluu]

Grunt

I'm going to crotch punch you next time I see you, confederate scumbag.
Go White Lightning!!!!

Number 1 sledger and physical enforcer!!!

[Peppas]

Go White Lightning!!!!

Number 1 sledger and physical enforcer!!!

I'm just an angry 50 year old white man!!

[Monsta]

OK OK

So what was the criteria for selection? Just so I know, Home golf Club or place of residence? I will give 100% FOR MY TEAM.

You are questioning being selected on the winning side ??????????

The ride in my ute may be a very short one Grunt………………..

[mrbluu]

The ride in my ute may be a very short one………………..

I bet u say that to all the boys [emoji13]

[Monsta]

I bet u say that to all the boys [emoji13]

Enough from you Union Scum………… your gear may be scattered along the road from the airport if your not careful ;)

[mrbluu]

Enough from you Union Scum………… your gear may be scattered along the road from the airport if your not careful ;)
You make take our gear but u will not defeat us!!!

[Peppas]

Booyah!

[Grunt]

You are questioning being selected on the winning side ??????????

The ride in my ute may be a very short one Grunt………………..

I'm just feeling extremely valuable but I am not sure why :roll:, can't be for my golf ability or is it my charming Charisma?

[Grunt]

Grunt

I'm going to crotch punch you next time I see you, confederate scumbag.

With your limp wrist, gee that will hurt!

NOT!!!!

[Peppas]

With your limp wrist, gee that will hurt!

NOT!!!!

OK I will kick you in the crotch then

BOOYAH!

[Grunt]

OK I will kick you in the crotch then

BOOYAH!

That is just plain sick!

[Peppas]

That is just plain sick!

Booyah!

This is how the union treats confederate scum defectors ;)

[Grunt]

Only a defector if I signed a deal with either side.

[LarryLong]

Welcome Grunt.

Now there is a man who knows which way the wind is blowing.

[mrbluu]

Welcome Grunt.

Now there is a man who knows which way the wind is blowing.
U guys are down wind of grunt and he is always blowing!!!!

[Monsta]

Grunt

I'm going to crotch punch you next time I see you, confederate scumbag.

You will need a ladder to get to that height won't you?

[Monsta]

Just a quick FYI

I will be taking team photos of both teams and a group photo at 11:00, everyone be there by then

[oldracer]

Just a quick FYI

I will be taking team photos of both teams and a group photo at 11:00, can everyone be there by then?
oldracer

[Peppas]

What time does the food start?

[WBennett]

I'll probably still be in Drummonds buying more ridiculous shoes.

[Monsta]

I will be taking team photos of both teams and a group photo at 11:00, everyone be there by then


What time does the food start?

Please note the edit!!!!!!!! The food starts approx 11:00

[Ned]

So food and photo organised, teams and match up's as well?

[Monsta]

So food and photo organised, teams and match up's as well?

Patience grasshopper

[LeftyHoges]

So food and photo organised, teams and match up's as well?


Patience grasshopper

Exactly. You can't rush genius.

[Peppas]

You can't rush Confederate disarray probably!

[LeftyHoges]

You can't rush Confederate disarray probably!

Hey, we've gone to incredible lengths to ensure that all you Union scum can cry play together and lose enjoy the day as a team. A little respect please.

[Peppas]

Hey, we've gone to incredible lengths to ensure that all you Union scum can cry play together and lose enjoy the day as a team. A little respect please.

Sorry, I'll give you some huggy bears on the day

[LeftyHoges]

Sorry, I'll give you some huggy bears on the day
I can see the resemblance...

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[Hux]

Slowest teams thread ever

[Hux]

The Captains need to get their act together. We need time to engage in psych warfare with our opponent.
Especially those poor southerners with their slow minds, the northern wit will go straight over their head unless they have a couple of weeks to let the barbs sink in!

[LeftyHoges]

Still 16 days Hux, plenty of sledging time. [emoji6]

[PeteyD]

Confederate inefficiencies in the leadership positions. Overconfident and self assured they will lead their sorry troops into a crushing defeat they will never recover from. Get yer shit together rednecks.

[WBennett]

Confederate inefficiencies in the leadership positions. Overconfident and self assured they will lead their sorry troops into a crushing defeat they will never recover from. Get yer shit together rednecks.

If a couple of oversensative Union scum hadn't have closed the forum and made the Confederates unwelcome, we wouldn't have any issues....

#justsaying

[Peppas]

If a couple of oversensative Union scum hadn't have closed the forum and made the Confederates unwelcome, we wouldn't have any issues....

#justsaying

And the Union is oversensitive? REALLY?

You need a huggy bear too

[PeteyD]

benno is making stuff up so he feels better about himself.

[Monsta]

I am just waiting on confirmation from the Union Scum Captain of a time that we can confirm the draw.

It should go ahead this afternoon/evening................

Watch this space....

[PeteyD]

Get on with it (insert monty python and the Holy grail skit)

[mrbluu]

I see the southern scum have been practising for the uncivil war....will there be any left to take on the might Union! !!


http://youtu.be/9_eOzwrCmFo

[LeftyHoges]

I am just waiting on confirmation from the Union Scum Captain of a time that we can confirm the draw.

It should go ahead this afternoon/evening................

Watch this space....

Maybe not. We've had a withdrawal as of late last night so teams are not yet finalised.

In all seriousness guys, we're working on this as hard as we can, but can we have a bit of patience please. As soon as teams are able to be drawn we will do it. Herding cats is a ****ing impossible job.

[Peppas]

Who withdrew?

[LeftyHoges]

Who withdrew?

Mints mate. A ring-in.

[Peppas]

Ahhh Confederate ring ins

THE PLOT THICKENS

It's ok though, we can still do huggy bears

[Peppas]

I am just waiting on confirmation from the Union Scum Captain of a time that we can confirm the draw.

It should go ahead this afternoon/evening................

Watch this space....

I'm guessing more evening than afternoon, right?

[Monsta]

I'm guessing more evening than afternoon, right?

Your Captain is away until saturday Union scum…..

You will just have to wait

[LeftyHoges]

I'm guessing more evening than afternoon, right?


Your Captain is away until saturday Union scum…..

You will just have to wait

Well that, and this...


Maybe not. We've had a withdrawal as of late last night so teams are not yet finalised.

In all seriousness guys, we're working on this as hard as we can, but can we have a bit of patience please. As soon as teams are able to be drawn we will do it. Herding cats is a ****ing impossible job.

Probably a more important point.

[Peppas]

Well that, and this...



Probably a more important point.

Naaw Lefty, are you el capitano head number 3 for the confederates?

[LeftyHoges]

Naaw Lefty, are you el capitano head number 3 for the confederates?

I guess you could call me that if you want to.

[Peppas]

I guess you could call me that if you want to.

Is this because your deep south is Tassie?

[PeteyD]

keep herding the cats Lefty.

[shazza_rs]

I'm happy not to be in the matchplay if that helps.

[Peppas]

I'm happy not to be in the matchplay if that helps.

No way shaz, aren't you 2-0?

[Captain Nemo]

Just do the draw without me, all good.

[LeftyHoges]

keep herding the cats Lefty.

Cheers Pete, will do.

MEOW!!!


I'm happy not to be in the matchplay if that helps.

Thanks Shaz, I appreciate the offer but it's easier with you in it as if you weren't we'd have a group of 5 somewhere, which I doubt Vic GC would allow. We have other avenues to explore, all good.


Just do the draw without me, all good.

Ummm, unless you're happy to delegate it to your VC, you're kind of essential to it. Still plenty of time left anyway.

[Monsta]

For f#*ks sake can everyone just calm down?????? :x

Everyone behind the scenes is trying to get everything organised, when we are ready to do the draw you will be notified.

With 2 weeks to go is it soooo important that the draw is sorted??

[solarman]

Monsta, when is the draw out?...what's the hold up, every one's waiting. :)

[Dotty]

Monsta, when is the draw out?...what's the hold up, every one's waiting. :)
This is why I've told the embroiderers to change the team names to South Korea and North Korea.

[Monsta]

Monsta, when is the draw out?...what's the hold up, every one's waiting. :)

Those Unionists that are still trying to heal from last year's defeat are only able to put sh*t on me if they are attending Bob ;)

[Daves]

Less chatter, more behind the scenes (she said) legwork!:wink:

[Monsta]

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[benno_r]

Instead of a draw, what about some scenario where we all put our keys in a big bowl, then "randomly" select our teams???

[Monsta]

Instead of a draw, what about some scenario where we all put our keys in a big bowl, then "randomly" select our teams???

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[PeteyD]

Draw cowboy

[Monsta]

I have just noticed that it is the Union that are complaining/asking about the draw not being completed.... typical :wink:

My Confederates don't care who they wipe the floor with. 8-)

[benno_r]

My Confederates don't care who they wipe the floor with. 8-)

Confederates don't wipe their own floors!

[Peppas]

I have just noticed that it is the Union that are complaining/asking about the draw not being completed.... typical :wink:

My Confederates don't care who they wipe the floor with. 8-)

You JUST noticed?

REALLY?

HAHAHAHA :)

[Monsta]

Confederates don't wipe their own floors!

No, we have 50yr old little white guys to do that for us...

[Peppas]

No, we have 50yr old little white guys to do that for us...

That's right, that's what us 50 year old white guys will be doing with your face to the floor :)

[Monsta]

That's right, that's what us 50 year old white guys will be doing with your face to the floor :)

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New Union uniform?

[Peppas]

I'm pretty sure the confederate uniform is black shoes?

[Monsta]

We might go black, stay tuned....

Don't you take notice of your Captain?

[Peppas]

Don't you take notice of your Captain?

We didn't go black

It was just to throw you guys

Shock and awe

Magic man

etc

PS you suck

[Monsta]

We didn't go black

It was just to throw you guys

Shock and awe

Magic man

etc

PS you suck

What the hell are you on ????

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[solarman]

Hey, anyone seen the draw for this yet?

[LarryLong]

Hey, anyone seen the draw for this yet?

Isn't it being broadcast by video from your office?

[WBennett]

Isn't it being broadcast by video from your office?

Only in wide screen if its from Bob's office.

[Grunt]

Is there going to be a Confederate Team bonding session pre match either Thursday before or after Golf?

[Monsta]

Is there going to be a Confederate Team bonding session pre match either Thursday before or after Golf?

Winners don't need to bond 8-)

[Grunt]

Winners don't need to bond 8-) Okay boss, then are we having a drink?

[Monsta]

Okay boss, then are we having a drink?

Depends who is driving back from Woodlands on Thursday :razz:

I dare say a few ales could be consumed after golf at Woodlands, then transfer to Andigolds to continue the consumption

[Grunt]

Depends who is driving back from Woodlands on Thursday :razz:

I dare say a few ales could be consumed after golf at Woodlands, then transfer to Andigolds to continue the consumption

I slice all my drives is the road from Woodlands full of right hand turns? Could be a long drive otherwise :)

[Hux]

Is it taking this long for the draw because the Mexicans are struggling to work out how they can have any credibility with a team that consists predominantly of people from the north?

[LeftyHoges]

The Confederates only "Northern" soldier is Nudgee, who was a more than happy defector (I can't say I blame the poor guy), and will wipe Victoria GC with your sorry Northern arse. It's taking so long because we decided all you Northerners need to play for the Union so that's one more excuse you won't be able to use when you get pumped, AGAIN.

[LeftyHoges]

Confederate soldier found! (You Union scum are in so much trouble!)

Ok, so teams will now be set. I'll give the C's and VC's some time to discuss tactics and teammates and we'll get a time to announce some match ups.

Stay tuned.

[mrbluu]

Confederate soldier found! (You Union scum are in so much trouble!)

Ok, so teams will now be set. I'll give the C's and VC's some time to discuss tactics and teammates and we'll get a time to announce some match ups.

Stay tuned.
Awesome has the draw been done yet [emoji13]

[LeftyHoges]

Awesome has the draw been done yet [emoji13]

Seems we didn't need the extra Confederate after all, just checked and B. Luu is on the banned list at Victoria GC.

[mrbluu]

Seems we didn't need the extra Confederate after all, just checked and B. Luu is on the banned list at Victoria GC.
You may take my playing rights but u will never take our freedom!!!!

[Peppas]

Confederate soldier found! (You Union scum are in so much trouble!)

Ok, so teams will now be set. I'll give the C's and VC's some time to discuss tactics and teammates and we'll get a time to announce some match ups.

Stay tuned.

Ahh more confederate ring ins!

[Grunt]

Ahh more confederate ring ins!

No Ring ins, just quality golfers :)

[Dotty]

No Ring ins, just quality golfers :)
Monsta and WB recruited Welshy from the GL pokie area?

[Peppas]

Monsta and WB recruited Welshy from the GL pokie area?

They'll need more than that :)

[Monsta]

Monsta and WB recruited Welshy from the GL pokie area?


They'll need more than that :)

We could recruit the homeless guy from Civic and still feel confident of beating the Union Scum (AGAIN)

[benno_r]

We could recruit the homeless guy from Civic and still feel confident of beating the Union Scum (AGAIN)

If you are going to recruit homeless, I believe the homeless girls of Hawaii are "cute".

[Ned]

Hey, anyone seen the draw for this yet?

What he said......

[Captain Nemo]

I think no's need to be finalised on the "Mexican" side...

[Ned]

I think no's need to be finalised on the "Mexican" side...


Confederate soldier found! (You Union scum are in so much trouble!)

Ok, so teams will now be set. I'll give the C's and VC's some time to discuss tactics and teammates and we'll get a time to announce some match ups.

Stay tuned.

What he said.......

[LeftyHoges]

What he said.......

How about you just calm the **** down.

Note how it's not a question.

[WBennett]

Seriously. If the WA boys had not been ****ed off by a few oversensative types then it would not be a problem. So send your bitchy whingearse shit to clikchic and AndyP.

[PeteyD]

Settle down Benno. No one forced them to leave.

[Ned]

How about you just calm the **** down.

Note how it's not a question.

Wtf?

[Ned]

Seriously. If the WA boys had not been ****ed off by a few oversensative types then it would not be a problem. So send your bitchy whingearse shit to clikchic and AndyP.

.

[Ned]

How about you just calm the **** down.

Note how it's not a question.

Asked the same thing Solarman asked.

[Peppas]

I dont think I even need to sledge anymore!

[LeftyHoges]

For f#*ks sake can everyone just calm down?????? :x

Everyone behind the scenes is trying to get everything organised, when we are ready to do the draw you will be notified.

With 2 weeks to go is it soooo important that the draw is sorted??


What he said......


Wtf?

This. Pay careful attention to Monstas post.

[WBennett]

I dont think I even need to sledge anymore! Good. Because a whole lot of blokes have put a whole lot of work into a weekend of matchplay and stroke play that clowns like you dont even understand let alone respect#saidthatonbehalfofmygoodmatesimmsy

[Ned]

This. Pay careful attention to Monstas post.

Right, so Bobs post after the Monsta quote asking about the draw was ok then but no one else....noted.

[LeftyHoges]

Right, so Bobs post after the Monsta quote asking about the draw was ok then but no one else....noted.

Bobs post is while stuff is being posted about what is happening with the draw, so is clearly in jest. Yours is days later when a post (or more accurately POSTS) has clearly been made about being patient, so is not in jest.

I'm trying my ****ing hardest to make this a good weekend for everyone and to make sure we have stuff going on for all. Monsta and I have updated everyone on what is going on and to be patient. We can't be any clearer than that.

[Peppas]

Good. Because a whole lot of blokes have put a whole lot of work into a weekend of matchplay and stroke play that clowns like you dont even understand let alone respect#saidthatonbehalfofmygoodmatesimmsy

I heard you love the stroke play

[Captain Nemo]

Anyway....I think we'll go Black shorts!
;)

[Ned]

Bobs post is while stuff is being posted about what is happening with the draw, so is clearly in jest. Yours is days later when a post (or more accurately POSTS) has clearly been made about being patient, so is not in jest.

I'm trying my ****ing hardest to make this a good weekend for everyone and to make sure we have stuff going on for all. Monsta and I have updated everyone on what is going on and to be patient. We can't be any clearer than that.

Yep it's noted the serious stuff that's going on and also the or what was usual banter and sledging/stirring etc.

Mine was also made when it was mentioned that draw would be out Saturday.

All good lefty, it's ur bbq.

[LarryLong]

Simmer down everybody. I have it on good authority that the Union boys are trying to improve their chances of winning by getting Solarman on a plane to Victoria.

[Peppas]

Anyway....I think we'll go Black shorts!
;)

BS I bought navy shorts already

[WBennett]

Seriously Ned. Be a man rather than a sniper or just bail out. It will not only even the numbers up but make the weekend happier for everyone

[Captain Nemo]

BS I bought navy shorts already

I'll consult the team fashionista....

[Ned]

Seriously Ned. Be a man rather than a sniper or just bail out. It will not only even the numbers up but make the weekend happier for everyone

Sure thing Spud.

[live4golf]

BS I bought navy shorts already

Take your hot pink ones...they bring out your eyes

[backintheswing]

Anyway....I think we'll go Black shorts!
;)

Well done. I don't have navy. Well done skipper.

[Captain Nemo]

You've just sealed the deal.

[benno_r]

Upcoming for sale thread: Navy golf shorts... :D

[Captain Nemo]

Possibly, Sligo 34"?

[Ned]

So are the shorts pink, purple with poker dots, black or blue?

[backintheswing]

So are the shorts pink, purple with poker dots, black or blue?

Black according to the tit man

[Captain Nemo]

Black, like the Confectioners say "once you've had black....."

[Ned]

Bad luck Peppas, back in the Mrs's closet with your pink skorts.....

[Captain Nemo]

Bad luck Peppas, back in the Mrs's closet with your pink skorts.....

Like.
Was it a Skort?

[backintheswing]

Like.
Was it a Skort?

Basically the same as scruples.

[Captain Nemo]

Hahahaha, give that man a beer!

[LeftyHoges]

Your Captain is away until saturday Union scum…..

You will just have to wait


Yep it's noted the serious stuff that's going on and also the or what was usual banter and sledging/stirring etc.

Mine was also made when it was mentioned that draw would be out Saturday.

All good lefty, it's ur bbq.

This is the only post mentioning Saturday. Nothing about a draw being done on this day.

[Ned]

This is the only post mentioning Saturday. Nothing about a draw being done on this day.

No problem Lefty.

[Grunt]

Settle People

This may be a war but like all the others the UN will have us all love one another.

[Hux]

I think no's need to be finalised on the "Mexican" side...

When you say NO'S is that New Old Stock?

There is some pretty dodgy looking stuff going on with these confederales they must be threatened.

[AndyP]

Seriously. If the WA boys had not been ****ed off by a few oversensative types then it would not be a problem. So send your bitchy whingearse shit to clikchic and AndyP.This post is shit.

[Monsta]

Seriously. If the WA boys had not been ****ed off by a few oversensative types then it would not be a problem. So send your bitchy whingearse shit to clikchic and AndyP.


Good. Because a whole lot of blokes have put a whole lot of work into a weekend of matchplay and stroke play that clowns like you dont even understand let alone respect#saidthatonbehalfofmygoodmatesimmsy

Spud

Back in your box !!!

[Monsta]

Ok guys and Shazza

I will make the executive decision and say that the draw will be announced Tuesday at 6pm (20:00 in military terms as it is WAR) due to the long weekend.

Lets all enjoy the time off work (for those that do have to work,sucked in hehe)

I apologise for the delay but there is quite a bit of behind the scenes stuff that needs/needed to be done.

We were contemplating dropping that 50yr old white guy from the team to even numbers and here are the responses that I received from his Union team mates
"yay"
"phew"
"thank god"
"who's this Peppas guy anyway?"

But we were fortunate enough to even out the numbers so he is back in
(the Union responses to the news)
"noooooooooo"
"f*#k"
"shit"
"is it too late to change teams?"

So lets all enjoy the Australia Day weekend.

#confederatetillidie

[LeftyHoges]

Ok guys and Shazza

I will make the executive decision and say that the draw will be announced Tuesday at 6pm (20:00 in military terms as it is WAR) due to the long weekend.

Lets all enjoy the time off work (for those that do have to work,sucked in hehe)

I apologise for the delay but there is quite a bit of behind the scenes stuff that needs/needed to be done.

We were contemplating dropping that 50yr old white guy from the team to even numbers and here are the responses that I received from his Union team mates
"yay"
"phew"
"thank god"
"who's this Peppas guy anyway?"

But we were fortunate enough to even out the numbers so he is back in
(the Union responses to the news)
"noooooooooo"
"f*#k"
"shit"
"is it too late to change teams?"

So lets all enjoy the Australia Day weekend.

#confederatetillidie

Great post Monsta....

Except for the fact that 6pm is 1800 hours in military time.

;)

[PeteyD]

Don 't confuse him

[Monsta]

Great post Monsta....

Except for the fact that 6pm is 1800 hours in military time.

;)

I knew that, just wanted to confuse the Union :oops:

[Captain Nemo]

Amen.
Gives me time to nurse my hangover and go thru the lineups... :(

[Peppas]

Go the 50 year old white guys!!

[Johnny Canuck]

Seriously Ned. Be a man rather than a sniper or just bail out. It will not only even the numbers up but make the weekend happier for everyone

Change the venue to a links course.

[Ned]

Change the venue to a links course.Boomtish.

[LeftyHoges]

A quick reminder, we are on track for the 6PM draw, but it may run a few minutes late.

[mrbluu]

Had this happened yet ;-)

[peter_rs]

I'm waiting on Tom to release the odds on every match

[PeteyD]

I hope Gamebook works properly for this. Very keen to see how the games are going during the round.

[LeftyHoges]

I hope Gamebook works properly for this. Very keen to see how the games are going during the round.

Problem is I'm not exactly sure how to set the games up. I think I can only do one of Stableford or matchplay, not both.

I think we'd prefer to know the matchplay scores over the stableford, wouldn't we? Plus, I'm not sure if it can do singles AND 4BBB matchplay. Will do some frigging around with the setups once I have all (or at least most) of the Gamebook friend requests in.

[PeteyD]

see how you go, and yea the live match scores is the important bit ;)

[Grunt]

Hey captain
What is required for our team uniform? Dark pants?

[LarryLong]

Hey captain
What is required for our team uniform? Dark pants?

It was black, wasn't it?

The union boys are wearing brown pants, for obvious reasons.

[G.K]

Yes, 'twas black indeed! Or next closest thing you've got.

[Grunt]

Okie Dokie

[Monsta]

Black shorts or trousers
Black belt
Black shoes
Black glove
Black jocks
Black hat
Black heart

[Peppas]

Have fun in the heat dumb dumbs!

[LeftyHoges]

Have fun in the heat dumb dumbs!

It's surprising how much cooler you feel when waltzing to a 5/4 victory...

[G.K]

Black shorts or trousers
Black belt
Black shoes
Black glove
Black jocks
Black hat
Black heart

*White socks?

[Peppas]

It's surprising how much cooler you feel when waltzing to a 5/4 victory...

I can waltz.

We can dance together if you like

You have to be the girl though

[LeftyHoges]

*White socks?

You'd better bloody believe it.


I can waltz.

We can dance together if you like

You have to be the girl though

You're a strange old man kid Pepps.

I like it.

[Peppas]

You'd better bloody believe it.



You're a strange old man kid Pepps.

I like it.

What does age have to do with it??

Just keep your dancing shoes on you, you never know when you might need em

[Monsta]

Have fun in the heat dumb dumbs!

Bathing in Union blood will keep my Confederate teammates cool.........

[PeteyD]

But you will never be 2 popped collars cool

[Monsta]

34092

[Monsta]

34093

[Courty]

34093 I call fake! We all know how to spell 'Confederates' correctly. :p

[Monsta]

34094

[Grunt]

This is so looking for an edit of the Hitler movie video.

[Lucasto23]

What colour shorts are us union boys wearing?

[Captain Nemo]

What colour shorts are us union boys wearing?

Black.

:smt031

[LeftyHoges]

Black shorts or trousers
Black belt
Black shoes
Black glove
Black jocks
Black hat
Black heart


Have fun in the heat dumb dumbs!


Black.

:smt031


Hmmm, didn't think that one through, hey Pepps?

[Peppas]

Hmmm, didn't think that one through, hey Pepps?

What the f I bought navy shorts for this.

[LeftyHoges]

What the f I bought navy shorts for this.

What a shambles...

:smt044

[Captain Nemo]

What the f I bought navy shorts for this.
You told me that already, wear them another day...
Bits made the final decision, he's bigger than me :)

[Peppas]

What a shambles...

:smt044

F me eh. All my efforts and my team rolls me on my shorts selection.

Looks like my matchup will be thrown in protest :)

[Peppas]

You told me that already, wear them another day...
Bits made the final decision, he's bigger than me :)

I dunno if I have black shorts hey... Oh wait maybe one pair with a light check thru it :)

[Monsta]

Peppas

Will you be ok without your mum there to dress you?

[Peppas]

Peppas

Will you be ok without your mum there to dress you?

Yeah I will be. Your mum will be coming with you right to help everyone right?

[LeftyHoges]

34095

[LeftyHoges]

34096

[LeftyHoges]

34097

[LarryLong]

Always wondered what the D stood for..

.34098

[PeteyD]

Oooh I will pay that Larry Long time searching for balls in the cack.

[Eag's]

Lock me in for the Vic Champs next year, sounds like you lot will have a great week down there 8-)

[Bruce]

Have I missed the post with details of tee off times etc?

Are we on the pseudo shotgun like last year? What time does the lunch kick off?

[Monsta]

Have I missed the post with details of tee off times etc?

Are we on the pseudo shotgun like last year? What time does the lunch kick off?

Tee times start at 12:30 Bruce

Group and team photos to be taken before pre-game eats etc at 11:00

ps I need your pizza order for Sat nite too

[Grunt]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Union counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients. [emoji6]

[Monsta]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Rebel counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients. [emoji6]

I thought Peppas would be using the aforementioned "ingredients" to get a date while he is in Melb?

[Dcanto]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Rebel counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients. [emoji6] That's a bit rich coming from someone who has access to copious quantities of noxious gas. Wasn't mustard gas banned by the Geneva convention?

[mrbluu]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Rebel counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients. [emoji6] We wouldn't bother wasting any drinks on you southern scum!!!

[Monsta]

That's a bit rich coming from someone who has access to copious quantities of noxious gas. Wasn't mustard gas banned by the Geneva convention?

We are advising Peppas to dress appropriately for his match against Grunt
34112

[Ned]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Rebel counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients. [emoji6]

Is Lobsta attending?

[PeteyD]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Rebel counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients. [emoji6]

Um the confederates are the Rebels, so you are saying you won't buy your team mates drinks?

[LarryLong]

I thought Peppas would be using the aforementioned "ingredients" to get a date while he is in Melb?

51 year old white chick?

[oldracer]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Rebel counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients. [emoji6] true Grunt however we need to take this one step further, with all the Union injuries and their access to performance enhancing drugs, we need WADA to do testing of the cheats prior to each round

[Bruce]

And what color pants etc. are the South wearing to go with our grey shirts?

[Hux]

Heads up to my Confederate team. Accept no drinks from our Union counterparts on Thursday night. We do not want any Allenby incidents. They have members in the medical industry and may have access to spiking ingredients. [emoji6]


Shazza has access to the best stuff if you want the real Allenby experience I guarantee it!!!!

[G.K]

And what color pants etc. are the South wearing to go with our grey shirts?

Below is straight from the captains mouth!



Black shorts or trousers
Black belt
Black shoes
Black glove
Black jocks
Black hat
Black heart

Don't forget, white socks though!

[Ned]

And what color pants etc. are the South wearing to go with our grey shirts?
This.


34117

[Grunt]

This.


34117

Shit they have infiltrated our conversations lets go to plan B

[Grunt]

Question for hte rules gurus

With this being a game we will all have to play out holes does that mean one of my key match play tactics the gimme putt is out of play?

It was the key to my handicap pennants success, gimmes early then make them putt late.

[PeteyD]

Yep no gimmes.

[andigold]

Gimmes are ok if there are no stable ford points left

[PeteyD]

then it is just a wipe anyway. You do have to score to win a hole, but you can halve one if you both wipe.

[Grunt]

I found the Unions team talk on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mlPf5hiMaA

[Captain Nemo]

Well played turncoat!!

[Ned]

Well played turncoat!!

Talking of Turd Coats??????

[Daves]

The South's first team meeting;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDokP4fyIBQ

[Captain Nemo]

Union brothers, black or white caps, consensus?

[benno_r]

Union brothers, black or white caps, consensus?

White

[mint]

So who will be the one that loses to a dude that holds the club the wrong way around??? =P~

[Captain Nemo]

Done!'

[benno_r]

So who will be the one that loses to a dude that holds the club the wrong way around??? =P~

Who ever is playing Daves I assume.

[backintheswing]

White

[Ned]

White

[BenM]

Who ever is playing Daves I assume.

Ahhh that'd be me.

I don't plan on losing. Especially not to a kack handed Unionist.