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sms316
2nd April 2014, 09:40 AM
After his extraordinarily high number of poses posted recently, I think it is only fair to ask if he is hot or not (obviously not in a poofy way or anything).

Feel free to post you favourite marto pic to help the community decide. Here are a few from my personal collection to start.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/5611F574-94B3-41C0-A8E3-2DF15916EAF8-1961-00000124F8278277.jpg

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/null-4.jpg

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/440DD981-28DD-48C8-BBB9-3C97E50C0153.jpg

Captain Nemo
2nd April 2014, 09:43 AM
I voted hot.
If i was over 50 and that way inclined id be all over him like a rash....
Who the **** has time and $$ to spend over 50% of their income on golf related things throughout a year!
Alas im not that way inclined, pity really....

sms316
2nd April 2014, 09:47 AM
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/5219A080-9E68-47B2-A9F5-2BEA57A141FF.jpg

gazgolf1
2nd April 2014, 10:24 AM
Hot, I like his hair. For an older gent I think he would go alright with the MILF's if he wasn't married.

Captain Nemo
2nd April 2014, 10:26 AM
+1, little product in there Marto wouldnt go astray...i have plenty leftover now i shaved all mine off!

simmsy
2nd April 2014, 12:48 PM
I like the way he winks at me.

Captain Nemo
2nd April 2014, 12:50 PM
I saw him more than wink at you at The Dunes.... ;)

BrisVegas
2nd April 2014, 02:39 PM
There's more than a little Jack Nicholson about marto. What's not to like?

mrbluu
2nd April 2014, 05:33 PM
Marto Mouse...

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/02/y3yzavud.jpg

Dotty
2nd April 2014, 05:40 PM
I often wondered 'Whatever happened to Eddie Munster?'

sms316
2nd April 2014, 06:41 PM
Marto is feeling very chuffed that nobody has voted for not hot.

popper81
2nd April 2014, 07:05 PM
He gives great head.... HOT!!!!

sms316
2nd April 2014, 08:31 PM
He gives great head.... HOT!!!! No wonder you couldn't hole a putt in the ambrose last year.

graham_w
3rd April 2014, 07:53 AM
Marto is feeling very chuffed that nobody has voted for not hot.

I thought the worst poll ever choice had that covered? I'll have to change my vote.

spanner039
3rd April 2014, 08:05 AM
Love how his arse never looks big no matter what hes wearing

Gives nice hugs as well

spanner039
3rd April 2014, 08:06 AM
and slightly jealous of the fact that he has hair

Marto65
3rd April 2014, 08:09 AM
I thought the worst poll ever choice had that covered? I'll have to change my vote.

That option was only taken by the blokes too embarrassed to admit that another man may be hot.

Gollfer69
3rd April 2014, 08:20 AM
This thread should be combined with the "who would you turn ghey for" thread.

WBennett
3rd April 2014, 09:10 AM
Or in Poppers case 'who have you turned ghey for'.

I am sure Poppas not alone. Waddzy was walking funny at Portsea

LeftyHoges
3rd April 2014, 10:42 AM
I voted yes, but misread the question.

I thought it was asking if Marto was hot-headed or not?

Marto65
3rd April 2014, 10:49 AM
I voted yes, but misread the question.

I thought it was asking if Marto was hot-headed or not?

Compared to Fire Ranga? Not ...

LeftyHoges
3rd April 2014, 10:52 AM
Compared to Fire Ranga? Not ...

Hmmm.... :-k

It's a pretty closely run race.

Monsta
3rd April 2014, 10:53 AM
Marto is feeling very chuffed that nobody has voted for not hot.

Cant have Marto chuffed, vote cast...:D

Marto65
3rd April 2014, 11:15 AM
Cant have Marto chuffed, vote cast...:D

I thought we were mates .... it says so on facebook!!

Monsta
3rd April 2014, 11:20 AM
I thought we were mates .... it says so on facebook!!

We are, I think you are a great bloke, but not a hot bloke :wink:

LeftyHoges
3rd April 2014, 02:45 PM
I thought we were mates .... it says so on facebook!!

A friend is very different to a mate. ;-)

Marto65
3rd April 2014, 02:56 PM
We are, I think you are a great bloke, but not a hot bloke :wink:

That's ok mate ... I'll take 9/10 anyway ... hahahahahahahahahahaha (not to be confused with haha).

mrbluu
3rd April 2014, 03:12 PM
I voted yes, but misread the question.

I thought it was asking if Marto was hot-headed or not?


Compared to Fire Ranga? Not ...


Hmmm.... :-k

It's a pretty closely run race.


Is this another poll???

Marto65
3rd April 2014, 03:15 PM
It's another poll???

And you thought this was the worst poll ever?

mrbluu
3rd April 2014, 03:25 PM
And you thought this was the worst poll ever?

Then we can have a poll of which is the worse poll....

Shadesy
3rd April 2014, 03:36 PM
I would definitely tea bag him.

sms316
3rd April 2014, 03:47 PM
I would definitely tea bag him.
And we all know that you are very fussy about this sort of thing.

Lucasto23
3rd April 2014, 06:33 PM
If you are trying to say Marto is full of wind/gas/air then yes i agree he is hot!!! otherwise WORST POLL EVER

popper81
3rd April 2014, 08:54 PM
His Mrs is hotter...

Captain Nemo
3rd April 2014, 08:57 PM
His Mrs is hotter...

Poll, and pics?

popper81
3rd April 2014, 08:58 PM
Yes, and yes ;)

Captain Nemo
3rd April 2014, 09:01 PM
She did get a little cranky that night at the champs though..... :lol: