2013 Odds for Ozgolf Champs

[Tom Waterhouse]

Here are the latest odds and form guide for the Ozgolf 2013 Champs.

1 shavey – 30/1. Will win Friday and then collapse under apizza mountain Friday Night. A genuine roughy if he can get rid of the shermans. Otherwise … look elsewhere. FORE RIGHT !! Coins favourite …
2 backintheswing – 16/1 will be too busy reading the form guide to have a real chance.
3 Ferrins - 5/1 –Last years champion is on a strict diet of practice at Tenterfield and playing back marker days to get ready for his defence. Equal second favourite.
4 3puttpete – 50/1 -first timer … may be affected by playing golf with Lagerlover and witnessing the wedge debacle.
5 Choppa – 100/1. Hewill be in the mix on Saturday. Is at 1/1 not to show up Sunday, and you cant win with 32 points.
6 PeteyD – 12/1. He’s either rocks or diamonds, or carbon pencils.
7 Grunt – 18/1 – Back from LA and making a return to the course. Will last the distance with his new training regime.
8 DC68 – 2/1 Fav.Favourite to win. Favourite to cripple a nipple. Favourite to spill pizza down his shirt. Favourite to drive the bus. Favourite to get photographed with Lobsta in a compromising position. Favourite to be in the first group on Sunday, yet still win. THE FAVOURITE (and a former champion). NFWJA
9 Goughy – 25/1 What handicap will Goughy offer / take? Will he be in a moon boot? Too many questions… no answers.
10 damoocow - 16/1. Quiet achiever, who hasn’t really achieved. Could be his year.
11 Waddzy – 100/1.First timer. Unknown. Early favourite for the first shout.
12 Titty – 20/1. Is at even money to have money on the winner. Putting will have improved … but it wont be any good for QLD greens.
13 Dotty - 12/1 Hasn’t played to his handicap for 8 years. Now is his time.
14 Dcanto – 35/1 –Another newby … this time from NQ. Straighter than Blakey. More chips than seagulls is the word … but he’s an accountant, so he’ll be the favourite to hand in an incorrect card.
15 Steve57 – 25/1 -Looks like heading in with an inflated handicap … but no form.
16 AndyP – 14/1. Has the game plan. Has had it for 2 years, but will be too busy worrying about the websites reputation with so many shankers around. Will get into contention and then have a “Hosel Glance”.
17 Courty – 29/1.Hits it long. Mental problems breaking 30 points. May not need to at The Glades…. But will at Palm Meadows. Hits it really long. Really long. Has great traj. Is longer than the Star Wars movies back to back. Short game courtesy ofJar Jar Binks.
18 KristianJ – 20/1 -The other redhead. Looks exactly like Lefty. Dresses like Marto.
19 Mike – 60/1 – Has joined the NFWJA group. Must be a good bloke. Might be too busy fixing the mopeds of young schoolies though.
20 Daves – 24/1. The“Other Lefty”. You’d think he’d go better with all the golf he plays on back marker days. Prone to hit the hoz with chips. And don’t watch his takeaway …it’s not something to try without adult supervision. News Flash … in form.. and off 14 … odds slashed to 12/1.
21 MrBluu – 70/1 –First QLD Champs. Will bring a lot of gear. Most of it will be crap. Look for him to start behind the group Marto65 is in and then jump in front.
22 jeffblaz – 9/1.This bloke will talk the socks off popper and then lick the toejam from them,which, in any school, puts him right in contention.
23 Hux – 18/1 – Will be too busy rescuing schoolies to worry about golf.
24 Lucasto23 – 25/1 -Is rooming with Marto65 and may be affected by the wind in the room.
25 Pete_RS – 28/1.Victorian Champion. He is, however, is going in to this with a handicap 3 shots lower than earlier this year. That’s way too many.
26 Shaz_RS – 70/1. Too much on her mind looking after the baby. Plus, no one has ever won the “Hada baby/won the champs” double.
27 Popper81 – 5/1Equal 2nd Favourite. Former 3 marker has doubled his handicap since last year. If he can keep away from trying to save Leftyhoges from the tiles,he’ll be right in the finish. Recently had -10 at Mount Warren Park – almost byhimself. Has grown a porn mo to ward off the ladies now that he’s shacked up with the missus. Carrying more weight than one of Solarmans opinions.
28 Leftyhoges – 14/1.Has the added pressure of taking on the entire field. Has hated QLD greens since his first putt at the champs last year. Will make a fashion faux pas and be ridiculed, which will possibly destroy him. Look for him in one of Courtys old hand me downs.
29 Marto65 – 12/1. Has plenty in the tank. Loves the wind. Loves Pizza. Hates the Gold Coast. Seriously. May be mentally disturbed having been de-friended on facebook by Jarro. NFWJA.
30 Lobsta – 200/1. Will have great drugs. Will take too many. Peptides wont help that swing though. Favourite for the Faux Naga.
31 Virge – 12/1 – Will have his hands full trying to cure Shavey of the shanks. And then DC ..
32 Nudgee – 12/1 – Another former champion. Has more top quality gear than he knows what to do with. Expect to see Mr Bluu following him around like a little puppy.
33 Ddasey. – 40/1. Will he take 16 waggles … or will he fall back into his old nervous habit of 23 waggles…. Expect his group to keep count… out loud.
34 – Haystacks. 35/1. May not be allowed to play Saturday due to bad pants.

[Captain Nemo]

Im willing to have $50 e/w on myself, pm me the acc details….or cash up there!
;)
Also willing to have the ultra consistent Dotty E/W as I presume you'll be running a Champs Special and paying 1-5?
Poppy is my pick, but ill be phoning you and asking for 7-1….
:)

[Waddzy]

How good is that, coming in 2nd last favourite so providing I don't get NAGA Im not disappointing .

[popper81]

Screw you. I am highly offended.

With these sandbags I am carrying more emotional baggage than Puji.

[popper81]

Ps. Tom, how well you do you know Marto? He has started this Popper is the 2nd fave BS.

Boys, I have broken 80 once since Moonah legends... I am malnourished, and in the middle of moving to the middle of Cape York. I will stoked to have 50 points for the 5 days ( that includes two rounds on Thursday)...

#nochance
#playingwithDCsundaymorning

[Tom Waterhouse]

Popper, would you be the only 30yr old from Beenleigh not going to schoolies?

[Dotty]

Seeing he has dropped from the Clydesdale to the Thoroughbred division, I'm putting $10 each way on Half-a-Haystack.

[Ferrins]

Popper, would you be the only 30yr old from Beenleigh not going to schoolies? HaHa that's funny.:)

[Captain Nemo]

Ps. Tom, how well you do you know Marto? He has started this Popper is the 2nd fave BS.

Boys, I have broken 80 once since Moonah legends... I am malnourished, and in the middle of moving to the middle of Cape York. I will stoked to have 50 points for the 5 days ( that includes two rounds on Thursday)...

#nochance t
#playingwithDCsundaymorning

Ok, I'm off Poppy, mails no good.....

[sms316]

What does NFWJA stand for?

[3Puttpete]

That market's close to 200%. Tom's trying to rip us off

[Captain Nemo]

That market's close to 200%. Tom's trying to rip us off

Nothing new there, he's trying to get back what he should have won on Fiorente!!!!

[Grunt]

I think a zero or 2 has been left off my odds.

[3Puttpete]

Nothing new there, he's trying to get back what he should have won on Fiorente!!!!

He's gotta put food on the table too I suppose

[Courty]

17 Courty – 29/1.Hits it long. Mental problems breaking 30 points. May not need to at The Glades…. But will at Palm Meadows. Hits it really long. Really long. Has great traj. Is longer than the Star Wars movies back to back. Short game courtesy ofJar Jar Binks.

Oi! I resemble that remark!

[mrbluu]

All my crap stuff have been moved on.....

[jeffblaz]

9-1 im happy with that! had myself down for the wooden spoon! not 100% about licking the toejam from Poppers socks though... will try anything once though i guess :D

[Waddzy]

That new driver going to be ready for champs Jeff? Could be why your in the favourites.

[shavey]

1 shavey – 30/1. Will win Friday and then collapse under a pizza mountain Friday Night. A genuine roughy if he can get rid of the shermans. Otherwise … look elsewhere. FORE RIGHT !! Coins favourite …

It's almost worth loading up with odds like that as you know I'll have 20+ points for nine holes over the weekend. Pity they won't be in the same round!

[jeffblaz]

That new driver going to be ready for champs Jeff? Could be why your in the favourites.

picking it up in the next hour! i reckon odds on me selling it before Thursday would be better :D

[Ferrins]

Got serious back pain could be a withdraw.

[Courty]

Got serious back pain could be a withdraw.

Easy fix: http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/37567-Lobby-s-Snake-Oil?p=1031801&viewfull=1#post1031801

[Ferrins]

I put an order in with Lobby.

[Tom Waterhouse]

Movers and Shakers.

jeffblaz 9/1 down to 7/1. Handicap going out to 17 for this professional amateur who used to work at The Glades is going to take some beating.
Titleist 20/1 down to 15/1. Anyone with their own putting green should be lower.
Daves 24/1 down to 12/1 down to 10/1. A lot of money for this old stallion. Can he go the distance?

Peter_rs 28/1 to 40/1. Busted toe. Ten handicap not enough in this field.
Lobsta 200/1 to 500/1. The only way this bloke will win is if he drugs the whole field on Saturday night. But not everyone will be there, so he's gone.

Choppa - Scratching.

[Ferrins]

Daves 24/1 down to 12/1 down to 10/1. A lot of money for this old stallion. Can he go the distance?
No chance! Will get sick of everyone outdriving him and try to load a few up and come unstuck.

[Daves]

Daves 24/1 down to 12/1 down to 10/1. A lot of money for this old stallion. Can he go the distance?
No chance! Will get sick of everyone outdriving him and try to load a few up and come unstuck.

I think you are mixing me up with the other old stallion, Marto!:wink:

How's the short game Champ? (Champ for another 72 hours anyway, then you will just be another chump like the rest of us!)

[Ferrins]

Short game is sorted.

[shavey]

Betting suspended on Blaz, took himself to hospital last night after burning sensation in his legs. And not of the Scott Hend variety... Awaiting an update but his brother thinks it might be a blood clot.

[PeteyD]

Oh shit. Hope it is something minor and he is ok.

[Captain Nemo]

I'm reeling myself out to $25/1
Still haven't decided what clubs to bring!!!!
:shock:

[mrbluu]

70/1, I might put a pineapple on myself

[Haystacks]

Daves 24/1 down to 12/1 down to 10/1. A lot of money for this old stallion. Can he go the distance?
Don't put your money on Daves...he's playing with me on Friday. That will do his head in and he won't recover for the weekend! :-)

[popper81]

Boys, LOAD up on court.. Surely he can't play that bad all weekend.

[markTHEblake]

Was he rubbing tiger balm on his soccer mate and forgot about it when he went for a leak?

[Daves]

Don't put your money on Daves...he's playing with me on Friday. That will do his head in and he won't recover for the weekend! :-)

Been there, done that and have the Tea Towel.;)

[PeteyD]

You manage to run faster on those days.

[Hux]

Shorten the odds on Nudgee.

All of these storms mean the courses will be BOGGY. His natural environment - he is sure to Kleen(ex) up. :twisted:

[dc68]

Lolz

[Waddzy]

What's the odds on anyone breaking 80 today ? Surely some money to be had there

[LeftyHoges]

What's the odds on anyone breaking 80 today ? Surely some money to be had there

You'd think so. I can't see anyone doing it.

[Tom Waterhouse]

Due to popular demand, a new market has been framed following on from KristianJ's success yesterday.

Number of times a mod or forum admin will finish last or tied for last from Thursday to Sunday;

1 - $7.00
2 - $4.00
3 - $2.50
4 - $1.75

[AndyP]

Does that include other forums?

[goughy]

Well. I'm currently neither.

[Tom Waterhouse]

Does that include other forums?
No, but who do you have in mind?


Well. I'm currently neither.
Thanks, Scoop.

[popper81]

I will have Marto for naga

[timah!]

Was there a market for first broken club?

[Daves]

Was there a market for first broken club? Not broken, absolutely smashed!

[AndyP]

Mods rule.

[Ferrins]

I think you are mixing me up with the other old stallion, Marto!:wink:How's the short game Champ? (Champ for another 72 hours anyway, then you will just be another chump like the rest of us!) Have not made one up and down at Hope Island or Royal Pines.:(:( got no chance if this continues.

[LeftyHoges]

Have not made one up and down at Hope Island or Royal Pines.:(:( got no chance if this continues.

Pretty sure making birdie on a 180m par 3 into the wind counts as an up 'n' down.

[mike]

Here are the latest odds and form guide for the Ozgolf 2013 Champs.1 shavey – 30/1. Will win Friday and then collapse under apizza mountain Friday Night. A genuine roughy if he can get rid of the shermans. Otherwise … look elsewhere. FORE RIGHT !! Coins favourite … 2 backintheswing – 16/1 will be too busy reading the form guide to have a real chance. 3 Ferrins - 5/1 –Last years champion is on a strict diet of practice at Tenterfield and playing back marker days to get ready for his defence. Equal second favourite. 4 3puttpete – 50/1 -first timer … may be affected by playing golf with Lagerlover and witnessing the wedge debacle. 5 Choppa – 100/1. Hewill be in the mix on Saturday. Is at 1/1 not to show up Sunday, and you cant win with 32 points. 6 PeteyD – 12/1. He’s either rocks or diamonds, or carbon pencils. 7 Grunt – 18/1 – Back from LA and making a return to the course. Will last the distance with his new training regime. 8 DC68 – 2/1 Fav.Favourite to win. Favourite to cripple a nipple. Favourite to spill pizza down his shirt. Favourite to drive the bus. Favourite to get photographed with Lobsta in a compromising position. Favourite to be in the first group on Sunday, yet still win. THE FAVOURITE (and a former champion). NFWJA 9 Goughy – 25/1 What handicap will Goughy offer / take? Will he be in a moon boot? Too many questions… no answers. 10 damoocow - 16/1. Quiet achiever, who hasn’t really achieved. Could be his year. 11 Waddzy – 100/1.First timer. Unknown. Early favourite for the first shout. 12 Titty – 20/1. Is at even money to have money on the winner. Putting will have improved … but it wont be any good for QLD greens. 13 Dotty - 12/1 Hasn’t played to his handicap for 8 years. Now is his time. 14 Dcanto – 35/1 –Another newby … this time from NQ. Straighter than Blakey. More chips than seagulls is the word … but he’s an accountant, so he’ll be the favourite to hand in an incorrect card. 15 Steve57 – 25/1 -Looks like heading in with an inflated handicap … but no form. 16 AndyP – 14/1. Has the game plan. Has had it for 2 years, but will be too busy worrying about the websites reputation with so many shankers around. Will get into contention and then have a “Hosel Glance”. 17 Courty – 29/1.Hits it long. Mental problems breaking 30 points. May not need to at The Glades…. But will at Palm Meadows. Hits it really long. Really long. Has great traj. Is longer than the Star Wars movies back to back. Short game courtesy ofJar Jar Binks. 18 KristianJ – 20/1 -The other redhead. Looks exactly like Lefty. Dresses like Marto. 19 Mike – 60/1 – Has joined the NFWJA group. Must be a good bloke. Might be too busy fixing the mopeds of young schoolies though. 20 Daves – 24/1. The“Other Lefty”. You’d think he’d go better with all the golf he plays on back marker days. Prone to hit the hoz with chips. And don’t watch his takeaway …it’s not something to try without adult supervision. News Flash … in form.. and off 14 … odds slashed to 12/1. 21 MrBluu – 70/1 –First QLD Champs. Will bring a lot of gear. Most of it will be crap. Look for him to start behind the group Marto65 is in and then jump in front. 22 jeffblaz – 9/1.This bloke will talk the socks off popper and then lick the toejam from them,which, in any school, puts him right in contention. 23 Hux – 18/1 – Will be too busy rescuing schoolies to worry about golf. 24 Lucasto23 – 25/1 -Is rooming with Marto65 and may be affected by the wind in the room. 25 Pete_RS – 28/1.Victorian Champion. He is, however, is going in to this with a handicap 3 shots lower than earlier this year. That’s way too many. 26 Shaz_RS – 70/1. Too much on her mind looking after the baby. Plus, no one has ever won the “Hada baby/won the champs” double. 27 Popper81 – 5/1Equal 2nd Favourite. Former 3 marker has doubled his handicap since last year. If he can keep away from trying to save Leftyhoges from the tiles,he’ll be right in the finish. Recently had -10 at Mount Warren Park – almost byhimself. Has grown a porn mo to ward off the ladies now that he’s shacked up with the missus. Carrying more weight than one of Solarmans opinions. 28 Leftyhoges – 14/1.Has the added pressure of taking on the entire field. Has hated QLD greens since his first putt at the champs last year. Will make a fashion faux pas and be ridiculed, which will possibly destroy him. Look for him in one of Courtys old hand me downs.29 Marto65 – 12/1. Has plenty in the tank. Loves the wind. Loves Pizza. Hates the Gold Coast. Seriously. May be mentally disturbed having been de-friended on facebook by Jarro. NFWJA.30 Lobsta – 200/1. Will have great drugs. Will take too many. Peptides wont help that swing though. Favourite for the Faux Naga.31 Virge – 12/1 – Will have his hands full trying to cure Shavey of the shanks. And then DC .. 32 Nudgee – 12/1 – Another former champion. Has more top quality gear than he knows what to do with. Expect to see Mr Bluu following him around like a little puppy.33 Ddasey. – 40/1. Will he take 16 waggles … or will he fall back into his old nervous habit of 23 waggles…. Expect his group to keep count… out loud.34 – Haystacks. 35/1. May not be allowed to play Saturday due to bad pants. Hey dickhead. Time for an update.

[popper81]

Hey dickhead. Time for an update.

Haha

[Steve57]

Come on Tom.
Where is the updated odds for the final round?
Your risking some big money with Mike at 60/1!

[KristianJ]

#backtoback*

[Tom Waterhouse]

Hey dickhead. Time for an update. Obviously no update required for you, dickhead.


Come on Tom.
Where is the updated odds for the final round?
Your risking some big money with Mike at 60/1!

Risk is what we are all about. #winning.


Im willing to have $50 e/w on myself, pm me the acc details….or cash up there!
;)
Also willing to have the ultra consistent Dotty E/W as I presume you'll be running a Champs Special and paying 1-5?
Poppy is my pick, but ill be phoning you and asking for 7-1….
:)

We don't run champs specials ... 1 2 and 3 only. You did your cash.


Seeing he has dropped from the Clydesdale to the Thoroughbred division, I'm putting $10 each way on Half-a-Haystack.

Nope ...


70/1, I might put a pineapple on myself

For the win .... nope. Each way? Pipped in a photo for third ... bad luck.


I will have Marto for naga

Bet of the year.

[Lagerlover]

Is it too late to put $12 on 3puttpete for the win?

[3Puttpete]

Is it too late to put $12 on 3puttpete for the win?

Listen smartar5e, after I went the early crow and declared you home on Thursday, only to see you stink it up on the back 9, I did exactly the same thing on Saturday, Sunday and to a certain extent Monday.

That was the golfing gods punishing me for supporting one who so blatantly makes a mockery of the short game.

Never again. You're dropped!

[Lagerlover]

Haha

[LeftyHoges]

For the win .... nope. Each way? Pipped in a photo for third ... bad luck.


Bluu was actually T4th with me. Not even a photo.

[Daves]

Bluu was actually T4th with me. Not even a photo.

So Bluu came up a fair bit short at the end............:wink:

[PeteyD]

I guess he was overlooked.

[LeftyHoges]

So Bluu came up a fair bit short at the end............:wink:


I guess he was overlooked.

Ba dum, tish!

[mrbluu]

Bluu was actually T4th with me. Not even a photo.


So Bluu came up a fair bit short at the end............:wink:


I guess he was overlooked.


Ba dum, tish!


Not sure how any of this is funny....must of gone over my head.....Mike did you catch any of this???

[mike]

I've got no idea what they're on about.

[Courty]

28 Leftyhoges – 14/1.Has the added pressure of taking on the entire field. Has hated QLD greens since his first putt at the champs last year. Will make a fashion faux pas and be ridiculed, which will possibly destroy him. Look for him in one of Courtys old hand me downs.

Tom, you are a genius. :lol:

[LeftyHoges]

Tom, you are a genius. :lol:

No faux pas's and no destruction. Not so genius. ;-)

[dc68]

3/4 denims and sandals. Faux Pas extraordinaire!!

[LeftyHoges]

3/4 denims and sandals. Faux Pas extraordinaire!!

Nothing wrong with either.

[Marto65]

Nothing wrong with either.

C'mon Lefty, face it. Not even Haystacks would wear that.

[Haystacks]

C'mon Lefty, face it. Not even Haystacks would wear that.

Yeah, what he said ^