WA Champs - Gavin Simms Memorial Cup 2013 - Official Thread

[sms316]

Live scoring update.

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[sms316]

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[sms316]

Everyone is through the turn.

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And the race for the Maxibon shirt.

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[rubin]

Ashes - true to form.....

[Ashes]

I would have had 45+ putts today..

[TourFit]

With the shirt and sunscreen, YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A GIANT ICE CREAM!!!

[Mububban]

I would have had 45+ putts today.. I had 41 :( But so far on track to break 100 over the weekend. 2 rounds of 96 so far, just got to survive tomorrow.

[rubin]

With the shirt and sunscreen, YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A GIANT ICE CREAM!!!

Careful ashes - sounds like fit wants to eat u

[Ashes]

Careful ashes - sounds like fit wants to eat u

I'll stay off the floor.

[Johnny Canuck]

How about Left and I vs You and Grimace?

Mayor McCheese & Grimace have high caps, you could call them HamBurglers.

[Shadesy]

LeaderBoard

NK - 34
GK, Johnny Canuck, Leftyhoges - 33
Hocko - 32
Simmsy Shadesy Nuffie - 30
Mububban - 29
The Wandering Ministrel - 28
Tiger, Bergsey - 27
Idgolfguy, SMS - 26
Jackson - 24
Ashes - 21
Shortylook - 17

In very windy conditions.

[hocko]

Well played to the guys up the top.
Tough conditions out there today.
It looks easier at Lake Karinyup.

[sms316]

When are you putting the draw up Shadesy? I want to see which cheating WAnker I draw next.

[hocko]

Shorty is gonna look pretty tomorrow.
And Shadesy in the pride shirt.

[hocko]

When are you putting the draw up Shadesy? I want to see which cheating WAnker I draw next.

Who cheated?

[sms316]

Who cheated? Most of your bloody handicaps are doctored.

[hocko]

Most of your bloody handicaps are doctored.

Have you looked at who's leading? ;)

[Marto65]

How are the tires on gks car? That was a very swift handbrake.

[sms316]

How are the tires on gks car? That was a very swift handbrake. He was going well until he was told that he was leading by 3.

[Ned]

Have you looked at who's leading? ;)

Still needed 4 shots to halve you yesterday Mr DIAS.

[hocko]

Still needed 4 shots to halve you yesterday Mr DIAS.

Just not sure how shooting a 77 yesty makes you an 11 capper?

[Ned]

Just not sure how shooting a 77 yesty makes you an 11 capper?

Or you shooting 72 makes you a 7 marker.

JC's 4 shot start on Chorn on his home course and loosing was disappoint, but taking his and Chorn's $25 each in the Cart Challenge made up for it.

[hocko]

Or you shooting 72 makes you a 7 marker.

JC's 4 shot start on Chorn on his home course and loosing was disappoint, but taking his and Chorn's $25 each in the Cart Challenge made up for it.

I like winning money!

[G.K]

He was going well until he was told that he was leading by 3.

After hearing of my 3 shot lead while standing on the 13th tee box, I promptly skyed my tee shot left into the cack. Provisional was good and walked away with a 5.

Finishing with wipes on 17 and 18 didn't do me any favours. Even managed to throw in a shanked wedge on 18 just for good measure.

[sms316]

DNA testing is required to clarify if Jackson is indeed Nuffie's brother.

Stay tuned...

[Shortylook]

Quick restock of balls in the bag and I'm all ready for tomoz. Should be a respectable 20 lost balls by finish of business tomoz.

[hocko]

DNA testing is required to clarify if Jackson is indeed Nuffie's brother.

Stay tuned...

Juffie

[The Wandering Minsterel]

Juffie

Damn and here we were thinking the species was almost extinct. :confused:

[Marto65]

Give him the salad/chips test.

[Nuffie]

I nominate Ashes for the Jaybam prize.

A violent iron throw over the 9th green, followed by two driver throws on the 11th tee were observed by Tiger and me.

[Marto65]

I nominate Ashes for the Jaybam prize. A violent iron throw over the 9th green, followed by two driver throws on the 11th tee were observed by Tiger and me.maybe it was the company?

[sms316]

maybe it was the company? Didn't miss! :lol:

[Shadesy]

Draw will be posted shortly.

Just waiting on another player to confirm attendance.

[Shadesy]

What's for dinner?

[sms316]

Is Cosmo coming?

[LeftyHoges]

Is Cosmo coming?

Only if DC is doing his job properly.

[WBennett]

Bwahahahaha

[Shadesy]

Presentations at 9.30 again.

Snooker is on down the road if interested.

[Nuffie]

maybe it was the company?And for what reason would that be the case?

[The Wandering Minsterel]

Presentations at 9.30 again.

Snooker is on down the road if interested.

Shadesy, where's dinner?

[Shadesy]

Groups for tomorrow:

Group 1 8am - Ashes, Shortylook, Rubin

Group 2 8.08am - IDgolfguy, Jackson, Tourfit

Group 3 8.16am - Mubabban, SMS, Bergsey, Tiger

Group 4 8.24am - Hocko, simmsy, Shadesy, Nuffie

Group 5 8.32 - NK, GK, Johnny Colossus, Leftyhoges

Good luck all. Hope the weather improves.

[sms316]

I am disappoint.

[Shadesy]

I am disappoint.

There's a spare spot early if you want it...

[sms316]

There's a spare spot early if you want it... I am very tempt. Seeing the combination of raw power and course management would be something else.

[Shortylook]

Your more than welcome SMS, play early finish early

[rubin]

Tourfit was absolutely devastated he didn't get to play with you last year Shaun. He'd love a chance to 'play' with you as well.

[Shadesy]

Pressos is room 27

[sms316]

Pressos is room 27 It's well catered for too.

[TourFit]

I am excite!

On my way in 10 mins...

[sms316]

I am excite!On my way in 10 mins... Talk us through it Fit. Which way are you driving down?

[Dotty]

Talk us through it Fit. Which way are you driving down?
Down?

Like into a ditch?

[Marto65]

Go Easties!

[Mububban]

I am fkn gone already :(. 5 holes, 3 points, 3 lost balls

[The Wandering Minsterel]

I am fkn gone already :(. 5 holes, 3 points, 3 lost balls

Oh the pressure of expectation!

[Mububban]

8 holes, 5 points. Kill me now.

[sms316]

Here is a pic of the 10th as we walk halfway down the 11th.

#shadesyisaslowbastard

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[matty]

Tournament pressure or ozgolf curse?

[Marto65]

Well done and congrats NK.

[popper81]

Congrats NK.... Was this champs handicapped?

[hocko]

Of course!
He'd get no where near gross.

[Captain Nemo]

Congrats NK.... Was this champs handicapped?

:smt017

[Marto65]

Congrats NK.... Was this champs handicapped?

What do you mean? Like the Vic champs was?

[popper81]

What do you mean? Like the Vic champs was?

Don't you have a thread...

[Yossarian]

Well done wankers. Colossal weekend! Well done NK!

Shame I couldn't be there :(

[Jackson]

Thanks to all those who did the hard work organising and thanks to everyone for making it such a great weekend. Great bunch of blokes and made us newbies feel welcome, can't wait for next year!

[Jeffo1123]

Yeah well done NK!! Disappointing effort by the WAnkers letting everything go back east!

[Jeffo1123]

Thanks to all those who did the hard work organising and thanks to everyone for making it such a great weekend. Great bunch of blokes and made us newbies feel welcome, can't wait for next year! How's Mrs Jackson after the ride???

[Jackson]

How's Mrs Jackson after the ride???

Sore...


Oh you mean the bike ride! She said it wasn't too bad.

How'd you go?

[Shadesy]

How's Mrs Jackson after the ride???

I'm sorry.... Wooo

[Jeffo1123]

Sore...Oh you mean the bike ride! She said it wasn't too bad.How'd you go? I knew I set up for that... Haha. My knees are killing me after it. Had a dodgy rim today so had heaps of flat tyres =(

[Yossarian]

Mmm dodgy rimjob.

[sms316]

Just a quick word before I jump on a plane.

Many thanks to everyone in WA for making us feel so welcome and providing us with a sensational week.

In particular I want to thank IDgolfguy, hocko, and TourFit for their generous offers of help. Great stuff by Shadesy and Simmsy for the job of running the whole shebang. I can only imagine what it is like dealing with the dribblers over here for the whole year so I take my hat off to you.

For the guys I played with (no homo) over the last 4 days I had a ball and enjoyed every minute of it, and thought the sledging amongst the entire fraternity was just right.

And Canuck - you are my bitch.

[LeftyHoges]

Before anyone asks about fashion awards, don't even bother as you were all flogged by the length of the straight by this dapper gent:
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I can confirm after walking past him this morning that those are indeed 1970's Corduroy pants and Tweed jacket. And possibly a hernia belt?

Anyway, game, set & match old man.

[Dotty]

It only took 48 hours for the Canuck cap craze to catch on.

And I guess that JC is now kicking himself for not buying the red one.

[MegaWatty]

Is that Solarman?

[Captain Nemo]

So who won this shindig?

[Nuffie]

A big thanks to Shadesy and Simmsy for organising this years champs and also fridays matches.Well played Lefty on friday, going around Ktown for the first time and towling me. My hot start was short lived.For picking up 6 birdies, I managed to put $30 to lifeline. All for a good cause.Congrats to NK on his victory in windy, challenging weather and Lefty for best gross. Congrats to all the other winners of novelties.

[hocko]

A big thanks to Shadesy and Simmsy for organising this years champs and also fridays matches.Well played Lefty on friday, going around Ktown for the first time and towling me. My hot start was short lived.For picking up 6 birdies, I managed to put $30 to lifeline. All for a good cause.Congrats to NK on his victory in windy, challenging weather and Lefty for best gross. Congrats to all the other winners of novelties.
Second ain't no novelty my friend ;)

[simmsy]

A novelty is Nuffies ball marker.

I've got one lined up for you next year Nuffie.

[simmsy]

..

[The Wandering Minsterel]

Thanks to all those who did the hard work organising and thanks to everyone for making it such a great weekend. Great bunch of blokes and made us newbies feel welcome, can't wait for next year!

Being called Juffie is welcoming? :p

[Mububban]

Yeah great effort everyone, I'm already looking forward to the next one. Great to put faces to the names. Hopefully in another year I'll be somewhat more consistent rather than red hot and stone cold :roll:

[bergsey]

Thanks to Shadesy and Simmsy for organizing another great weekend! First day back at work after a couple of weeks off and the trains have stopped running great !

[Ned]

Thanks to the WAnkers for their hospitality.

Shadesy and Simmsy, did another fantastic job at putting the Champs on.

Thanks to Hocko, Shadesy and Vic for playing transport and accommodation hosts.

To Lefty and sms, well done on winning the NC2, special effort by sms to make JC his biatch considering JC was smashing his 3 wood past Chorn’s driver all day.

Did my best to make it a 3 nil result in the NC2 but Hocko wasn’t the chopper that all his WAnker mates had been talking him up as. (Although Lefty did win the helicopter/snake killing/taking drops from nowhere the fairway places over the weekend).

At least being Hocko’s partner in the Friday Cart Challenge had me on the winning side of taking Chorns and JC’s cashola.

Accommodation and entertainment was spot on, one correction for when Chorn turns up next year, either don’t let him have the Vindaloo or make sure there is a quality first class BP servo nearby.

Thanks to the guys I was grouped with over the two days – small place Australia, TWM was a member of Novatel Palmcove back in the late 90’s and early 2000’s. IDG, might take up your lead of one handed putting after my Saturdays multiple 3 jack efforts.

He may cop a hiding from you guys, but thanks to TourFit for the chauffer services and the hospitality before taking the Easties to the airport last night, Chorn though was a little disappoint that he didn’t get a chance to get some Carnoustie stories.

[simmsy]

Did you decide to wear your new shirt?

[sms316]

Lowlight - not hearing about Carnoustie from Fit.

Highlight - seeing Hocko's famous lawn.

[TourFit]

I have your number Shaughn...I'll call you and tell you all about it.

Surely it couldn't be worse than a call from dc???

[Shadesy]

Sitting In the departure lounge for work so cannot post scores but I think simmsy may do it later for me.

Congrats to NK for blitzing the field and really glad you made it. Congrats to hock, JC and G.K as well and my ol mate Lefty for winning the best gross.

For those who don't know simmsy probably did half the work this year with my work pressures being enormous and I didnt thank him yesterday. (I did personally on Friday night ;-)) but without his help and some cameos from JC it would not have gone as smoothly as it did. I was surpriSed as anyone. Thanks gents.

Basically I had soooooo much fun. Can't describe how many good stories came out of the weekend... And if I sledged you... Means I like you :-) so I'm not sorry.

Thanks to SMS, The Bandit and Lefty for making the trip. The champs are something else with you guys from the east here and hope we can get more next year.

To the new guys, Mububban, Shorty (gotta stay next year... Room with Tommyg), G.k and my mate Juffie (Jackson) thanks for coming down, hope you enjoyed the weekend and continue to come each year. Thanks to Jackson for taking my 2 hours of bashing his golf game relentlessly on Saturday night. And thanks Mubabban for agreeing to play me off 21 when clearly that was 6 shots to many. Well done to shorty for taking the shirts on both days with good grace and he sense of fun it was meant to.

As for my title defence being 2 under through two holes on Saturday and then 4 pars to start Sunday, I fell away pretty quickly... But had a great time regardless. Thanks to my playing partners and watching Hocko have it on a strong from the tee all weekend was amazing... His edge game probably cost him the champs.. Bad luck mate.

Kudos to id for the Saturday arvo idea to get everyone together when it was hosing it down.

I'm hanging up my organising boots this year. I am happy to lend any advice to anyone who puts there hand up, but I cannot find the time with what's going in to find the time next year. I'll be there though.

Gotta go, sorry if I missed everyone but everyone who came made it a fantastic weekend. In still laughing.

Shadesy.

[Ned]

Thanks to SMS, The Bandit and Lefty for making the trip. The champs are something else with you guys from the east here and hope we can get more next year.

Shadesy.

Shucks Heaf, coming from the man that slayed the Fav and made him his bitch this is an awesome compliment, I hope I can attain your lofty heights of burglary some day. (well that's what the rest of the WAnkers say).

Need to get some of your course management tips so I can have chance of beating dc68 soon.

All jokes aside, excellent job :smt038, but mate after the cuddles you were giving Lefty on the couch on Saturday night (and lost your wallet), you might want to get some help for that Man Crush Syndrome!! :shock:

[Pieface]

Judging by his spelling Heaf is still drunk!

[LeftyHoges]

Shucks Heaf, coming from the man that slayed the Fav and made him his bitch this is an awesome compliment, I hope I can attain your lofty heights of burglary some day. (well that's what the rest of the WAnkers say).

Need to get some of your course management tips so I can have chance of beating dc68 soon.

All jokes aside, excellent job :smt038, but mate after the cuddles you were giving Lefty on the couch on Saturday night (and lost your wallet), you might want to get some help for that Man Crush Syndrome!! :shock:

Don't listen to him Heafy baby. There's nothing wrong with some guy love.

http://youtu.be/lL4L4Uv5rf0

[AndyP]

Go Yoss!

[TourFit]

Ahhh yes... A statement about man love is correctly followed by a comment about Yoss.

[G.K]

Big thanks to Shadesy and Simmsy, along with anyone else who gave a hand in organising the weekend. All the groups I played in were great. It was particularly good watching some of the ball striking from the likes of SMS, Lefty NK and JC. Congrats to NK for the overall win and all other prize getters. Had a top weekend and I'm already looking forward to next year. Although I may need to blow out a couple of shots for a chance at victory. Or I could just learn to get out of bunkers! Had 3 up and downs from bunkers on Sunday. Pity 2 of them required 3 attempts for me to get out of the sand. JC was not happy with me taking 3 shots to get out of the bunker at the back of the 9th green and still walking away with 6/1.

Some highlights for me were being in a group with Shorty on Friday and Saturday. The guy was a great laugh to have around. I particularly liked your self-sledging Shorty and your Dufnering on Saturday was legendary.
While maybe not so much of a highlight, becoming Simmsy's bunny by losing to him in Friday's match play. I don't know if I can wait another 12 months to get this one back on you Simmsy!
Finishing in 4th place along with a NTP on Friday and Sunday was a good result in my books!

Anyway, I'm off for some bunker practice....................

[rubin]

circumstances meant I was unable to be there for the whole weekend, and I am truelly pi55ed i missed the evening festivities.

had a great day yesterday and managed a decent score out of it as well.

Huge thanks to Shades and OMS for putting it all together again. A huge effort by both of you for 2 years in a row, and the countless hours it takes to get it all organised.

[Jeffo1123]

When are we locking in dates for next year so I can ensure not to have any 217km bike rides on??? =p

[simmsy]

Thanks to everyone who participated in what ever level they were able to.

i've got the main scores here but those of us that didn't trouble the leaderboard, maybe someone else has that on Gamebook for both days and can send to me otherwise here it is and maybe Heaf can put it in OT :


Overall:

Winner - 71points - NK (34 Secret Harbour & 37 Meadow Springs)
2nd - 66* - Hocko
3rd - 66 - Johnny Colonoscopy
4th - 64* - G.K
Best Gross - 159 - Leftyhoges


Meadow Springs

NTP 4 - Rubin
NTP 8 - Tourfit
NTP 11 - G.K
NTP 16 - Simmsy
LD 15 - J.C
Best Nett - Rubin - 38

Secret Harbour

NTP 3 - Mububban
NTP 8 - SMS
NTP 14 - Lefty
NTP 16 - Hocko
LD 7 - SMS
Best Nett - NK - 34


NULLY CUP II - K'TOWN

Nully Cup - Easties 2.5 def WA 0.5 ( i did originally have it as 2 - 1 but quickly received a call from the Easties Committee correcting me)
North v South - North 9.5 def South 5.5

NTP 3 - Jeffo
NTP 6 - G.K
NTP 12 - Lefty
NTP 14 - Ashes
NTP 16 - Yoss
LD 9 - J.C
Birdie Hole 13 - SMS


if there is any that are incorrect let me know.


well done to everyone for making it a great weekend, it needs every person that attends to make it the great weekend that it is. without each of you these weekends wouldn't provide us with the stories and legend that grows from year to year so thank you all very much.

[Johnny Canuck]

Big thanks to Shadesy and Simmsy, along with anyone else who gave a hand in organising the weekend. All the groups I played in were great. It was particularly good watching some of the ball striking from the likes of SMS, Lefty NK and JC. Congrats to NK for the overall win and all other prize getters. Had a top weekend and I'm already looking forward to next year. Although I may need to blow out a couple of shots for a chance at victory. Or I could just learn to get out of bunkers! Had 3 up and downs from bunkers on Sunday. Pity 2 of them required 3 attempts for me to get out of the sand. JC was not happy with me taking 3 shots to get out of the bunker at the back of the 9th green and still walking away with 6/1.

Some highlights for me were being in a group with Shorty on Friday and Saturday. The guy was a great laugh to have around. I particularly liked your self-sledging Shorty and your Dufnering on Saturday was legendary.
While maybe not so much of a highlight, becoming Simmsy's bunny by losing to him in Friday's match play. I don't know if I can wait another 12 months to get this one back on you Simmsy!
Finishing in 4th place along with a NTP on Friday and Sunday was a good result in my books!

Anyway, I'm off for some bunker practice....................

You took 3 shots to get out and made 6 for 2. Even worse.

[Shortylook]

Well as far as I'm concerned, next year it's" RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE II" I'm calling you out Ashes. I want revenge. Prob won't get it but wtf, it's game on.

[simmsy]

Haha.
Love it.
Just don't come with the war paint like ashes did.

Those poor kids he scared off.

[G.K]

You took 3 shots to get out and made 6 for 2. Even worse.

True. Forgot the 9th was index 1.

[Ashes]

Well as far as I'm concerned, next year it's" RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE II" I'm calling you out Ashes. I want revenge. Prob won't get it but wtf, it's game on.

You're on!

[Johnny Canuck]

You're on!

Golf is the winner here folks.

[hocko]

Golf is the winner here folks.

Oh yeah......spectator heaven.

[Johnny Canuck]

Oh yeah......spectator heaven.

Pick it up. You're not going to 5 putt for a 16.

[hocko]

Pick it up. You're not going to 5 putt for a 16.

Lol!
One is in the bunker for 6, one on the green for 12.
I'm still in this!

[Johnny Canuck]

Lol!
One is in the bunker for 6, one on the green for 12.
I'm still in this!

Ror!

[hocko]

Lol!
One is in the bunker for 6, one on the green for 12.
I'm still in this!

Player in the bunker says "all I need to do is get up and up and up and down and down and down"

[Ashes]

You two finished yet?

[Yossarian]

You two finished yet?

That is probably what others in your group will say, yes.

[Ashes]

That is probably what others in your group will say, yes.

That's pretty good. Well done.

[hocko]

You two finished yet?

Finished.
For tonight ;)

[Johnny Canuck]

Player in the bunker says "all I need to do is get up and up and up and down and down and down"

If it were GK it would be up, up, up, up and sand save.

[Johnny Canuck]

Finished.
For tonight ;)

Should we implement a rule that they have to exchange the fairy shirt every time one fails to make the ladies?

[hocko]

Should we implement a rule that they have to exchange the fairy shirt every time one fails to make the ladies?

Yes, I tried that on the 4th tee yesterday.

[Ashes]

Should we implement a rule that they have to exchange the fairy shirt every time one fails to make the ladies?

I only slutted once in 63 holes of golf.

[Johnny Canuck]

I only slutted once in 63 holes of golf.

Mububs is the new Ashes.

[bergsey]

Mububs is the new Ashes. Mubbuban is now McLovin.... Way easier to pronounce

[LeftyHoges]

Mububs is the new Ashes.

Did I slut on 8?

I was technically playing my 3rd (and would've been 5th) from behind the reds.

[bergsey]

My triple slut on the back 9 involved one shot left handed out of the boonge.. you would have been proud lefty!

[Johnny Canuck]

Did I slut on 8?

I was technically playing my 3rd (and would've been 5th) from behind the reds.

That is a very good question.

I was too scared to check after I yelled "shanks are funny" and hock's group was cheering from the 9th tee. I couldn't tell who you wanted to kill first.

I know they definitely moved up in the rankings when they cheered the second splash.

[Johnny Canuck]

Mubbuban is now McLovin.... Way easier to pronounce

We were trying to make that stick early in the trip. I guess this makes it official. Love your work, Bergs.

[simmsy]

i think that was mostly me on the 9th tee with Lefty's slut.

i was quickly told by Hocko and Shades to "shut the **** up or he'll throw that iron at you"

[Ashes]

Sunday was the most fun I've had playing golf in a long time. Rubin and Shorty had me in stitches the whole time. Shorty's comments are unprintable, but Rubin contributed some gems that are worth sharing.

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Rubin "I've played Meadow Springs heaps, it's basically my home track".
Ashes "So what distance are the white markers?"
Rubin "100m. You're about 120m out from there".
After I go nowhere near reaching the green with an 8 iron, Rubin suggests the whites must be 150m, not 100m.

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Rubin "It's about 260m carry over that bunker if you want to take that line"
As anyone who has played golf with me knows, I'd struggle to carry 180m on a good day.

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I tried out Rubins 3 wood/nunchuck combo. Hit it pretty well but never got it more than 1m off the ground.
Rubin "You probably need a higher launching head".
No shit.

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Shorty asks if there's any trouble near the green on the 12th.
Rubin (remembering this is virtually his home track) "Nah mate, no bunkers or anything around that green".
Shorty hits a good shot, just missing the green. Walks up to discover his ball, you guessed it, in a greenside bunker.

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Rubin "Driver is definitely the play on this hole".
After hitting my driver into the shit, I watch as Rubin pulls out his hybrid..

[hocko]

i think that was mostly me on the 9th tee with Lefty's slut.

i was quickly told by Hocko and Shades to "shut the **** up or he'll throw that iron at you"

True, however we all jeered when the second ball went splash!

[Johnny Canuck]

Sunday was the most fun I've had playing golf in a long time. Rubin and Shorty had me in stitches the whole time. Shorty's comments are unprintable, but Rubin contributed some gems that are worth sharing.

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Rubin "I've played Meadow Springs heaps, it's basically my home track".
Ashes "So what distance are the white markers?"
Rubin "100m. You're about 120m out from there".
After I go nowhere near reaching the green with an 8 iron, Rubin suggests the whites must be 150m, not 100m.

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Rubin "It's about 260m carry over that bunker if you want to take that line"
I'd struggle to carry 180m on a good day.

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I tried out Rubins 3 wood/nunchuck combo. Hit it pretty well but never got it more than 1m off the ground.
Rubin "You probably need a higher launching head".
No shit.

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Shorty asks if there's any trouble near the green on the 12th.
Rubin (remembering this is virtually his home track) "Nah mate, no bunkers or anything around that green".
Shorty hits a good shot, just missing the green. Walks up to discover his ball, you guessed it, in a greenside bunker.

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Rubin "Driver is definitely the play on this hole".
After hitting my driver into the shit, I watch as Rubin pulls out his hybrid..

But the middle of the fairway was a great call that can't be disputed.

[Ashes]

But the middle of the fairway was a great call that can't be disputed.

I wouldn't know, I only found the middle of the fairway once, and that was on the first where it was wasted by Rubin telling me I was 55m closer to the hole than I actually was.

[hocko]

Sunday was the most fun I've had playing golf in a long time. Rubin and Shorty had me in stitches the whole time. Shorty's comments are unprintable, but Rubin contributed some gems that are worth sharing.

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Rubin "I've played Meadow Springs heaps, it's basically my home track".
Ashes "So what distance are the white markers?"
Rubin "100m. You're about 120m out from there".
After I go nowhere near reaching the green with an 8 iron, Rubin suggests the whites must be 150m, not 100m.

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Rubin "It's about 260m carry over that bunker if you want to take that line"
As anyone who has played golf with me knows, I'd struggle to carry 180m on a good day.

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I tried out Rubins 3 wood/nunchuck combo. Hit it pretty well but never got it more than 1m off the ground.
Rubin "You probably need a higher launching head".
No shit.

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Shorty asks if there's any trouble near the green on the 12th.
Rubin (remembering this is virtually his home track) "Nah mate, no bunkers or anything around that green".
Shorty hits a good shot, just missing the green. Walks up to discover his ball, you guessed it, in a greenside bunker.

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Rubin "Driver is definitely the play on this hole".
After hitting my driver into the shit, I watch as Rubin pulls out his hybrid..

Great shit Asho.
Don't tell me boats!

[Ashes]

Great shit Asho.
Don't tell me boats!

Haha - Best. Ad. Ever.

[simmsy]

Awesome stuff

[MegaWatty]

Unsurprising.

[TheNuclearOne]

Sounds like Rubes is a master of gamesmanship :D

[rubin]

I'll give u the first - my mistake on that one, but I have never used the course markers as I've had the range finder.

The hybrid u missed a few comments prior and afterwards, but as I said to Shaun - don't blame me for hitting the ball like crap (and as u striped your provi up the middle, it turns out it was the play for you).

[timah!]

I tried out Rubins 3 wood/nunchuck combo. Hit it pretty well but never got it more than 1m off the ground.
Rubin "You probably need a higher launching head".
No shit.

GOLD!

[MegaWatty]

There's definitely bunkers on 12.

[LeftyHoges]

My triple slut on the back 9 involved one shot left handed out of the boonge.. you would have been proud lefty!

Did Shaun let you borrow a club or did you flip it on its toe / use the back of the head?

[LeftyHoges]

That is a very good question.

I was too scared to check after I yelled "shanks are funny" and hock's group was cheering from the 9th tee. I couldn't tell who you wanted to kill first.

I know they definitely moved up in the rankings when they cheered the second splash.

That's easy... Me.

I was ****ing furious with myself.


i think that was mostly me on the 9th tee with Lefty's slut.

i was quickly told by Hocko and Shades to "shut the **** up or he'll throw that iron at you"

Could have been on but I probably would've shanked the throw into the piss on 9.

[sms316]

Did Shaun let you borrow a club or did you flip it on its toe / use the back of the head?
Toe down. I wasn't letting Hansel anywhere near my clubs!

[Shortylook]

You're on!

Excuse me simmsy, but I need revenge for the whooping I received from ashes on Friday. If it can be organized I'd love to be able to take him on again without shaking like a leaf for the 18 holes like last time

[simmsy]

Don't be too hard on yourself Duff. You only shook like a leaf for the first 9.

You abused yourself relentlessly the rest of the way.

[sms316]

Don't be too hard on yourself Duff. You only shook like a leaf for the first 9.

You abused yourself relentlessly the rest of the way.
Not the first WAnker who is into self abuse.

[Ashes]

Excuse me simmsy, but I need revenge for the whooping I received from ashes on Friday. If it can be organized I'd love to be able to take him on again without shaking like a leaf for the 18 holes like last time

You think this was scary

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/22/anudyquv.jpg

You should see what I've got planned already for next year!

[sms316]

You should see what I've got planned already for next year!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5GbNRH6JOw

[Shortylook]

You think this was scary

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/22/anudyquv.jpg

You should see what I've got planned already for next year!

Bring it on. Already got my outfit picked out

[Jackson]

Bring it on. Already got my outfit picked out

Couldn't you just use this years outfits? The shirts won't even need to be cleaned!

[Shortylook]

Couldn't you just use this years outfits? The shirts won't even need to be cleaned!

Yea I guess, I only wore mine for 5 minutes each day. Just long enough to change out of them and then into the PRIDE and MAXIPAD ones.