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rubin
15th May 2013, 06:33 PM
$100 to the winner.

Rules:
- Whomever has the lowest actual handicap by the time the first group tee's off on the Friday for the Nullabor Cup II
- There will be no hugging, kissing, or ass touching of any kind between the contestants.

Started a new thread cause Cap'n jack was getting getting shitty.

The Beginning:
Yoss 13.1 Rubin 16.9

Difference = 3.8 Shots Yoss.

Ongoing: 23/09/13
Yoss 12.5 Golfrink (http://www.golflink.com.au/HandicapHistory.aspx?golflink_no=6011630813)
Rubin 15.9 Choplink (http://www.golflink.com.au/HandicapHistory.aspx?golflink_no=6911401114)

Difference = 3.4 Shots Yoss.

timah!
15th May 2013, 06:34 PM
What if we pitch in $$? Will you kisshugass then? :lol:

Good luck boys!

idgolfguy
15th May 2013, 06:42 PM
It's no longer Dumb and Dumber. It's Ghey and Gheyer!

idgolfguy
15th May 2013, 06:43 PM
Sorry, I usually don't get involved in the name calling - but couldn't resist ... Just this time.

Yossarian
15th May 2013, 07:59 PM
It is ok ID I know you meant Rubes to be gheyer.

hocko
15th May 2013, 08:13 PM
Awesome guys!
We need more competition here in WA.

Pieface
15th May 2013, 08:17 PM
I'm sure this challenge will spur you both to new lows

rubin
15th May 2013, 08:21 PM
I'm sure this challenge will spur you both to new lows

Want to join in PF?

Pieface
15th May 2013, 08:22 PM
It's hard to improve on perfection mate :)

hocko
15th May 2013, 08:23 PM
It's hard to improve on perfection mate :)

For Yoss.


Really?

rubin
15th May 2013, 08:30 PM
For Yoss.

Really?

:D

Yossarian
15th May 2013, 08:42 PM
For Yoss.


Really?

:lol:

hocko
15th May 2013, 09:10 PM
Just for the record can you guys post your actual h'cap and anchor at the time of this agreement?
Just for adjudication.

Yossarian
15th May 2013, 09:12 PM
Actual 13.1 Anchor 13.1

I don't see why that makes a difference though?

hocko
15th May 2013, 09:15 PM
Actual 13.1 Anchor 13.1

I don't see why that makes a difference though?

Haha, yep, you're right.
Lowest 'cap by a set time, sounds fair. :)
I love wine ;)

Shadesy
15th May 2013, 09:17 PM
Nice Hocko.

Pencil
15th May 2013, 09:17 PM
Where's Waterhouse for the odds!

Lobsta
15th May 2013, 09:24 PM
Where's Waterhouse for the odds!
He probably won't want to touch this...

He was told at the enquiry to distance himself from anything to do with ghey.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/superracing/tom-waterhouse-told-to-distance-himself-from-mother-gais-affairs/story-fn67siys-1226641542938

Pieface
15th May 2013, 09:47 PM
very good Lobby!

rubin
15th May 2013, 09:48 PM
Just for the record can you guys post your actual h'cap and anchor at the time of this agreement?
Just for adjudication.

16.9 actual. 16.9 anchor

Shadesy
15th May 2013, 09:57 PM
Rubin, have you joined PGN? Does this mean you'll be playing more?

Johnny Canuck
15th May 2013, 10:00 PM
Well played Lobby.

rubin
15th May 2013, 10:12 PM
Rubin, have you joined PGN? Does this mean you'll be playing more?

I have.

2 weeks in a row now. Will be playing secrets, Mandurah and the vines mostly.

Wouldn't be taking this on if I wasn't.

Dotty
16th May 2013, 06:00 AM
Will this fizzle out like the Scottt vs. Jono challenge?

Go Yoss!

Jarro
16th May 2013, 06:07 AM
Where is Jono by the way ??

LeftyHoges
16th May 2013, 07:21 AM
Wanna start a race to scratch, JC? :lol:

Johnny Canuck
16th May 2013, 10:40 AM
Wanna start a race to scratch, JC? :lol: I won't get there. Also, with Pennant coming up, I will have about 2 months with no comp golf.

Yossarian
16th May 2013, 10:42 AM
Rubes do you think the fact I have no idea about my clubs swingweight, lofts, lies or lengths will be a big advantage for you?

Peppas
16th May 2013, 10:45 AM
Where is Jono by the way ??

Recovering from some type of shoulder op, no golf for 6 months I think?

rubin
16th May 2013, 10:45 AM
Rubes do you think the fact I have no idea about my clubs swingweight, lofts, lies or lengths will be a big advantage for you?

no.

Do you think the fact that you constantly try and pull the piss out of everyone and everything will be an advantage for you?

simmsy
16th May 2013, 10:46 AM
I do.

You obviously get a rise everytime Yoss has a go.

LeftyHoges
16th May 2013, 10:47 AM
I won't get there. Also, with Pennant coming up, I will have about 2 months with no comp golf.

Ha ha, same boat. Will never get there, plus our pennant starts this Sunday so at least 4 or 5 weeks of no comp golf.

I actually doubt I'll play another comp round until City of Cairns tournament in August.

Disturbing.

Yossarian
16th May 2013, 10:47 AM
no.

Do you think the fact that you constantly try and pull the piss out of everyone and everything will be an advantage for you?

Yes. The piss is not the only thing I'd like to pull. :wink:

hocko
16th May 2013, 10:55 AM
Wanna start a race to scratch, JC? :lol:


I won't get there. Also, with Pennant coming up, I will have about 2 months with no comp golf.


Ha ha, same boat. Will never get there, plus our pennant starts this Sunday so at least 4 or 5 weeks of no comp golf.

I actually doubt I'll play another comp round until City of Cairns tournament in August.

Disturbing.

If you two don't think you will get to scratch what is you goal then?
Serious question.

LeftyHoges
16th May 2013, 10:58 AM
If you two don't think you will get to scratch what is you goal then?
Serious question.

Serious answer:

Get as low as I can without any practice what-so-ever.

Yossarian
16th May 2013, 10:59 AM
PS

I am sorry for the piss taking rubes, it is because I am a grumpy old man with no love in his heart. If all that stuff makes you happy then it is ok with me. Except the midget in the freezer that will never be ok.

Johnny Canuck
16th May 2013, 11:14 AM
Yoss, I would like to play off 2.0 to 2.9 consistently. If I could get to 1, great. With it getting dark so early, I play very little golf this time of year.

Yossarian
16th May 2013, 11:15 AM
I didn't ask.

hocko
16th May 2013, 11:17 AM
I didn't ask.
He doesn't care

Johnny Canuck
16th May 2013, 11:22 AM
I didn't ask. Sorry. Change Yoss to Hocko.

hocko
16th May 2013, 11:23 AM
Yoss, I would like to play off 2.0 to 2.9 consistently. If I could get to 1, great. With it getting dark so early, I play very little golf this time of year.
But after winter season you will have more time.
What would your goal be then.
Just for the record, i would like to be back to 3 by the end of the year.

Johnny Canuck
16th May 2013, 11:46 AM
But after winter season you will have more time.What would your goal be then.Just for the record, i would like to be back to 3 by the end of the year. I would like to play off 1. I will need to dedicate some time to practising, which is something I have never done. I purchased my first range balls in about 9 months on Sat before my round to sort out my ott issues. Got about 3/4 of the way through it.Trying to spend a lunch hour a week at Wembley to work on wedges. Did it twice a couple weeks ago and noticed instant results. Short game will be the key. I also need to settle on a bag and stay with it.

sms316
16th May 2013, 12:06 PM
I would like to play off 1. I will need to dedicate some time to practising, which is something I have never done. I purchased my first range balls in about 9 months on Sat before my round to sort out my ott issues. Got about 3/4 of the way through it.Trying to spend a lunch hour a week at Wembley to work on wedges. Did it twice a couple weeks ago and noticed instant results. Short game will be the key. I also need to settle on a bag and stay with it.
If you get down to 1 you might have to give me a shot at NC2.

Shadesy
16th May 2013, 12:29 PM
If you get down to 1 you might have to give me a shot at NC2.
I would hope the man of integrity you are, you would offer a scratch rematch.

Peter
16th May 2013, 01:45 PM
I hope you've done a good enough job agreeing the terms - would hate for this to turn into another Jarro / Scottt debacle.

idgolfguy
16th May 2013, 03:20 PM
PS

I am sorry for the piss taking rubes, it is because I am a grumpy old man with no love in his heart. If all that stuff makes you happy then it is ok with me. Except the midget in the freezer that will never be ok.

What's this about me and some freezer.

rubin
16th May 2013, 03:32 PM
I hope you've done a good enough job agreeing the terms - would hate for this to turn into another Jarro / Scottt debacle.

Terms are pretty straight forward.

lowest actual handicap by tee off at Nully cup II.
Only way out I see is death.

Lobsta
16th May 2013, 07:10 PM
Terms are pretty straight forward.

lowest actual handicap by tee off at Nully cup II.
Only way out I see is death.

What about a popper-esque last minute injury?

Yossarian
16th May 2013, 07:16 PM
Rubin is a magnificent physical specimen so he will be fine.

I am already as low as I can go so it isn't really an issue!

Peter
16th May 2013, 07:22 PM
What if one of the players, facing a form slump and increase in handicap, deliberately avoids competition golf?

Yossarian
16th May 2013, 07:36 PM
Peter stop giving away my tactics.

Johnny Canuck
16th May 2013, 08:03 PM
Peter stop giving away my tactics. I would have thought that advice would come from a different Peter.

idgolfguy
16th May 2013, 09:24 PM
Rubin - happy to come out for a round at the Vines with Nuffie when you are ready.

rubin
16th May 2013, 09:57 PM
Rubin - happy to come out for a round at the Vines with Nuffie when you are ready.

A few weeks I reckon mate. My Sundays are pretty booked up for the next few weeks.

Jackson
16th May 2013, 10:16 PM
Rubin - happy to come out for a round at the Vines with Nuffie when you are ready.

PGN comp? If so and you want a 4th then I'd be up for that.

rubin
16th May 2013, 10:22 PM
PGN comp? If so and you want a 4th then I'd be up for that.

i will be in the pgn comp. IDG and Nuffie are vines members.

feel free to join mate,

Sydney Hacker
17th May 2013, 04:50 AM
I would have thought that advice would come from a different Peter. Peter Allen?

Yossarian
19th May 2013, 06:56 PM
I love Rio!

Rubin in to 16.7 I believe.

rubin
19th May 2013, 08:29 PM
Rubin in to 16.7 I believe.

correct.

Shadesy
19th May 2013, 09:01 PM
Under 5 months to go.

TourFit
19th May 2013, 09:47 PM
meh...:smt015

Captain Nemo
20th May 2013, 11:01 AM
If either of you get to Single figures Ill throw you sleeve of Premo Pills at the Vic Champs....;)

rubin
20th May 2013, 11:20 AM
If either of you get to Single figures Ill throw you sleeve of Premo Pills at the Vic Champs....;)

when u say singles (as unlikely as it may be) would 9.9 count?

Captain Nemo
20th May 2013, 11:43 AM
Well that would mean your playing off 10, would it not?
:smt017

Ashes
20th May 2013, 12:00 PM
I love Rio!

Rubin in to 16.7 I believe.

I would have thought your cap would drop more than that after helping yourself to free drops from all trees for the whole round..

Yossarian
20th May 2013, 12:02 PM
If either of you get to Single figures Ill throw you sleeve of Premo Pills at the Vic Champs....;)

Cool. I am actually amazed you haven't tried to bet on this yet.

Captain Nemo
20th May 2013, 12:03 PM
Cool. I am actually amazed you haven't tried to bet on this yet.

Thats why ive thrown you 2 out an incentive....
I'll take you both on, what would you like?

rubin
20th May 2013, 12:04 PM
Well that would mean your playing off 10, would it not?
:smt017

true, however the 'actual' handicap would be in singles. And our bet is based on actual handicap.


I would have thought your cap would drop more than that after helping yourself to free drops from all trees for the whole round..

I wish. Maybe if i hit a few more tree's i could have :D

Yossarian
20th May 2013, 12:06 PM
Thats why ive thrown you 2 out an incentive....
I'll take you both on, what would you like?

I don't bet on anything but sure things. I don't think I am anywhere near a single figures golfer.

It was a massive incentive though so I will try.

Captain Nemo
20th May 2013, 12:16 PM
Ok.
1 sleeve if you get under 10.
2 sleeves if you get under 9.5 (a real single figure...);)

Johnny Canuck
20th May 2013, 12:16 PM
9.9 is not singles.

rubin
20th May 2013, 12:18 PM
Ok.
1 sleeve if you get under 10.
2 sleeves if you get under 9.5 (a real single figure...);)


9.9 is not singles.

I'm also pulling the piss.

Captain Nemo
20th May 2013, 12:29 PM
9.9 is not singles.
J.C as trusted Capitano of the WAnkers, ill go with your call....;)

Yossarian
20th May 2013, 12:30 PM
JC isn't the Captain.

Captain Nemo
20th May 2013, 12:31 PM
He is in my eye's....:smt057

rubin
20th May 2013, 12:32 PM
L - do u really have to ghey up the thread?

Captain Nemo
20th May 2013, 12:34 PM
Well, Yoss isnt having a real go at it?
Ill stay out from now on, but bet/incentive still stands as i'd hate to see you guys get touched up on your home turf, AGAIN....;)

Yossarian
20th May 2013, 12:38 PM
What aren't I having a real go at?

A sleeve of balls is a massive incentive, thank you again for your motivation.

Rubes and I were both not involved in NCI in any way so the result is meaningless to us.

hocko
20th May 2013, 12:41 PM
I think this will be very tough for you Rubin because the lowest you have ever played to is 15, which was almost a year ago.
Yoss has played to 11 twice in his last twenty.

rubin
20th May 2013, 12:42 PM
What aren't I having a real go at?

A sleeve of balls is a massive incentive, thank you again for your motivation.

Rubes and I were both not involved in NCI in any way so the result is meaningless to us.

That may have been the issue. Whilst our golf alone may not have won the day, our other talents may have meant that WA would have taken home the NC1

rubin
20th May 2013, 12:45 PM
I think this will be very tough for you Rubin because the lowest you have ever played to is 15, which was almost a year ago.
Yoss has played to 11 twice in his last twenty.

and Yoss has almost a 4 shot head start.

I'm not bothered though, i've won from further back then this before, and If i come in a shot or two, Yoss goes out a shot or two......

Captain Nemo
20th May 2013, 12:46 PM
See now your both firing up, I like it.

Yossarian
20th May 2013, 12:53 PM
I can assure you I am quite mellow. A real incentive for me would be you not being allowed to bet for 6 months or 6 months putting with a Maxfli putter.

Shadesy
20th May 2013, 01:07 PM
and Yoss has almost a 4 shot head start.

I'm not bothered though, i've won from further back then this before, and If i come in a shot or two, Yoss goes out a shot or two......

Honestly its easier coming from further back IMO. Can see your cap drop quick and put pressure on the other guy. I wouldn't expect Yoss to go out much as his flag rounds are all recent, but he will have some learning period whilst he understands he no longer gets a shot every hole.

You will need to start to learn to go low Rubes soon though, as Hocko said a played to 15 isn't going to cut it.

Captain Nemo
20th May 2013, 01:07 PM
I can assure you I am quite mellow. A real incentive for me would be you not being allowed to bet for 6 months or 6 months putting with a Maxfli putter.

****!
Now that would be a challenge...... but would be like :horse:

rubin
20th May 2013, 01:19 PM
Honestly its easier coming from further back IMO. Can see your cap drop quick and put pressure on the other guy. I wouldn't expect Yoss to go out much as his flag rounds are all recent, but he will have some learning period whilst he understands he no longer gets a shot every hole.

You will need to start to learn to go low Rubes soon though, as Hocko said a played to 15 isn't going to cut it.

I honestly think im on the verge of dropping a few very quickly. I think (if i was paying attention and cared enough) I could have had +2 or +3 yesterday - I certainly had my chances too (would have been a played to 14 or so). FWIW, my -2 yesterday actually equated to 38 Stab points.

14ish is the goal by June 30. then 11 by Champs.

sms316
20th May 2013, 01:25 PM
Thats why ive thrown you 2 out an incentive....
I'll take you both on, what would you like?
Dangerous thing to say around these parts.

Yossarian
20th May 2013, 01:25 PM
I am confused are you saying you could have had +2 or +3 instead of -2?

rubin
20th May 2013, 01:29 PM
I am confused are you saying you could have had +2 or +3 instead of -2?

yes

Yossarian
20th May 2013, 01:30 PM
Ok. I could have shot 72 last Wednesday.

Shadesy
20th May 2013, 01:41 PM
Ok. I could have shot 72 last Wednesday.

I had 72 shots last Wednesday ;-)

Captain Nemo
20th May 2013, 01:50 PM
Dangerous thing to say around these parts.
Could be interesting at the Vic Champs if they are both down there....:shock:

Yossarian
20th May 2013, 02:22 PM
Why would it be interesting?

sms316
20th May 2013, 02:40 PM
Why would it be interesting?
OZgolf's first spit roast party?

Pieface
20th May 2013, 08:46 PM
I am confused are you saying you could have had +2 or +3 instead of -2?


yes

Thats the attitude Rubes.

hocko
20th May 2013, 08:53 PM
I honestly think im on the verge of dropping a few very quickly. I think (if i was paying attention and cared enough) I could have had +2 or +3 yesterday - I certainly had my chances too (would have been a played to 14 or so). FWIW, my -2 yesterday actually equated to 38 Stab points.

14ish is the goal by June 30. then 11 by Champs.

Fair enough, throw some stroke rounds in there and see how it rolls.

Pieface
20th May 2013, 09:27 PM
I'd avoid stroke like the plague if I was chasing the cash!

hocko
20th May 2013, 09:31 PM
I'd avoid stroke like the plague if I was chasing the cash!

You would! ;)

Golfnut
20th May 2013, 10:00 PM
I'd avoid stroke like the plague if I was chasing the cash! Pienut?

rubin
20th May 2013, 10:05 PM
Fair enough, throw some stroke rounds in there and see how it rolls.

i putted out on every hole yesterday, worst score would have a double on 2 or 3 holes, but there were 3 birds in there too (highest bird count for a while). would like to get a few stroke rounds in to really see where im at.


I'd avoid stroke like the plague if I was chasing the cash!

if your going to do it, may as well do it properly.

Yossarian
20th May 2013, 10:20 PM
I am just hoping to score my first eagle soon.

sms316
21st May 2013, 06:30 AM
I am just hoping to score my first eagle soon. You should PM AndyP for inspiration.

Lobsta
22nd May 2013, 06:31 AM
The last time these two great warriors met in battle:
Language warning. NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVuvAYzsLoM

Yossarian
22nd May 2013, 10:09 AM
Wow.

LarryLong
22nd May 2013, 11:29 AM
I am just hoping to score my first eagle soon.

Going to dinner with Scott Selwood?

Yossarian
22nd May 2013, 12:39 PM
:lol:

Yossarian
29th May 2013, 02:32 PM
The smart money is all over rubes here. I had an easy -9 today.

If I hit more greens and had less putts I could have shot 75 though.

rubin
29th May 2013, 02:42 PM
The smart money is all over rubes here. I had an easy -9 today.

If I hit more greens and had less putts I could have shot 75 though.

technically, you did. you had just shot 75 by about the 13th(?) hole.

within a shot or two of my cap is the goal for this weekend. should see me down to an even 16 if i play to my cap. if I go better, may drop another shot.

Yossarian
29th May 2013, 02:53 PM
It was probably by the 9th. If I'd paid more attention or could actually putt I could've shot about 13.

Waddzy
30th May 2013, 09:44 AM
The last time these two great warriors met in battle:
Language warning. NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVuvAYzsLoMWow , not sure what I just witnessed. Anyone taking side bets on this?

Yossarian
1st June 2013, 06:16 PM
Waddzy pm titliest. The smart money is on rubes, he was off low singles as a junior and I had billlions today.

rubin
1st June 2013, 09:36 PM
OP Updated
rubes down to 15.9
Yoss stuck on 13.1

simmsy
2nd June 2013, 08:03 AM
Dare I say it......


Rubins coming hard from behind!

Sydney Hacker
2nd June 2013, 08:55 AM
But will he come all over the top of him?

rubin
2nd June 2013, 10:53 AM
Dare I say it......


Rubins coming hard from behind!

TBH - I surprised it took someone this long to one up with that

Johnny Canuck
2nd June 2013, 11:00 AM
TBH - I surprised it took s ene this long to one up with that Have you been taking English classes hosted by Dave1?

rubin
2nd June 2013, 11:34 AM
Have you been taking English classes hosted by Dave1?

Hadn't noticed. Fixed now

Yossarian
7th June 2013, 09:10 AM
Your spelling and grammar is normally so good rubes!

Where are you playing this weekend?

rubin
7th June 2013, 09:21 AM
Your spelling and grammar is normally so good rubes!

Where are you playing this weekend?

The vines.

Yossarian
7th June 2013, 09:22 AM
With all the money you are spending on petrol you probably could have joined a real club closer to the CBD.

rubin
7th June 2013, 09:30 AM
Well I'm trying to play fair.


I could play at maylands, bore myself to tears, and have an official handicap of 6.

Yossarian
7th June 2013, 09:33 AM
Play wherever you want, I doubt you would get to six at Maylands you would only be able to take putter off the tee otherwise your powergame would blow it over the green each time and into the swan.

rubin
7th June 2013, 01:47 PM
Play wherever you want, I doubt you would get to six at Maylands you would only be able to take putter off the tee otherwise your powergame would blow it over the green each time and into the swan.

the powergame means i can hit 7i 7i into the par 5's there.

I need to hit a controlled 60* for the par 3's though.

Yossarian
9th June 2013, 06:41 PM
Any updates?

rubin
9th June 2013, 06:52 PM
Not from me. 28 points is hardly likely to light up the scoreboards

Yossarian
9th June 2013, 07:05 PM
Better than my NCR.

rubin
9th June 2013, 08:40 PM
Better than my NCR.

Did u have another ncr

Yossarian
9th June 2013, 08:41 PM
Noo.

idgolfguy
9th June 2013, 10:01 PM
Can you post your Golflinks?

Yossarian
9th June 2013, 10:02 PM
They are both in our signatures.

idgolfguy
10th June 2013, 01:02 AM
Ah! Tapatalk doesn't display them.

rubin
10th June 2013, 10:08 AM
no changes since last week.

My 28 points wouldnt have changed anything, and an NCR by yoss certainly wouldn't have.

Ashes
10th June 2013, 11:12 AM
Not from me. 28 points is hardly likely to light up the scoreboards

At least you managed to eek out a tie with Ashes Snr off the stick! :)

rubin
10th June 2013, 11:25 AM
At least you managed to eek out a tie with Ashes Snr off the stick! :)

no offence to Ashes Snr (who is a top bloke by the way - what happened to you?), but thats not really a help.

Ashes
10th June 2013, 12:21 PM
no offence to Ashes Snr (who is a top bloke by the way - what happened to you?), but thats not really a help.

I didn't think it would help.

rubin
10th June 2013, 12:54 PM
Yoss - i'm thinking an MP match between us sometime in the coming months.

Off the stick, no shots either way. Some where like KB. $50 in, winner takes all.

Thoughts?

Ashes
10th June 2013, 02:12 PM
Yoss - i'm thinking an MP match between us sometime in the coming months.

Off the stick, no shots either way. Some where like KB. $50 in, winner takes all.

Thoughts?

Ashes Snr says he wants in on this! :P

simmsy
10th June 2013, 02:18 PM
Is Ashes snr embarrassed by the fact that his son doesn't have the balls to put his name on this?

Ashes
10th June 2013, 02:20 PM
Is Ashes snr embarrassed by the fact that his son doesn't have the balls to put his name on this?

I doubt there is anything about his son that doesn't embarrass him.

Yossarian
10th June 2013, 02:27 PM
Maybe rubes, I should have money then.

Dotty
10th June 2013, 02:41 PM
Yoss - i'm thinking an MP match between us sometime in the coming months.

Off the stick, no shots either way. Some where like KB. $50 in, winner takes all.

Thoughts?Typical Gen Y. You never completed your first challenge properly.

rubin
10th June 2013, 03:25 PM
Typical Gen Y. You never completed your first challenge properly.

How? It's still running.

Dotty
10th June 2013, 05:41 PM
How? It's still running.
And that is why it hasn't been completed.

It will be interesting to see how it goes, now that getting advice off Jack is on verboten list.

rubin
10th June 2013, 05:42 PM
And that is why it hasn't been completed.

It will be interesting to see how it goes, now that getting advice off Jack is on verboten list.

Yoss has his number. I personally don't care much for his advice.

Yossarian
14th June 2013, 06:23 PM
Playing this weekend rubes?

Personally I am a bit meh about golf atm, hitting it like shit and am in full handicap protection mode.

rubin
14th June 2013, 07:35 PM
Playing this weekend rubes?

Personally I am a bit meh about golf atm, hitting it like shit and am in full handicap protection mode.

Not at this stage. Too much on this weekend.

simmsy
14th June 2013, 07:37 PM
i wouldn't be playing golf if my swing looked like that either Rubes.

rubin
14th June 2013, 07:39 PM
Could be worse.

Could be yours.

simmsy
14th June 2013, 07:41 PM
Really?

rubin
14th June 2013, 07:47 PM
I don't want to have a swing of an 80 yr old when I'm 35.....

Dotty
14th June 2013, 07:49 PM
Sounds like we need to bring back National Service.

Johnny Canuck
14th June 2013, 08:04 PM
This thread needs more Dotty! However, with your name, I would watch your back.

FoxGolf
14th June 2013, 10:22 PM
I don't want to have a swing of an 80 yr old when I'm 35.....

Isn't OMS a single figure player now? I'd like to have a swing like that. 8)

Yossarian
14th June 2013, 10:31 PM
Me too, rubes does it his way.

Golfnut
14th June 2013, 10:38 PM
I don't want to have a swing of an 80 yr old when I'm 35..... I actually did play a round with an 80yo off 9 about a month back and I could only wish I had his swing.

mudrat
15th June 2013, 03:23 AM
Exactly, you don't draw pictures on scorecards!

rubin
20th June 2013, 12:15 PM
Sounds like we need to bring back National Service.

Applied for the Air Force when i was younger. Asthma however precluded me from doing what i wanted.

You playing this week/weekend Yoss?

Yossarian
20th June 2013, 12:16 PM
Maybe, I think I'll let you come to me though.

Yossarian
26th June 2013, 10:34 AM
Any action this weekend rubes? If you want to call it now I will let you keep 10 bucks.

rubin
26th June 2013, 11:19 AM
Mandurah on Sunday with the Gothic formerly known as Ashes.

I intend on beating you - perhpas you should get out and play more comps. a bit weak that you aren't willing to play incase you damage the vanity cap.

Yossarian
26th June 2013, 11:20 AM
Ha. Its a bit worrying for you that you haven't even managed a 'played to' of my vanity cap.

meh
26th June 2013, 11:24 AM
Ha. Its a bit worrying for you that you haven't even managed a 'played to' of my vanity cap.

But isn't there a course where rubin could play off 6?

idgolfguy
26th June 2013, 11:39 AM
Putt-putt rounds aren't eligible for Golflink.

Johnny Canuck
26th June 2013, 11:50 AM
His uncle has been busy.

Yossarian
26th June 2013, 04:42 PM
I am actually not playing to give rubes a chance to catch up as I feel it is a bit unfair, my form at the moment is scintillating and I would surely be down to 10 or so.

BayBum
27th June 2013, 07:12 AM
I am actually not playing to give rubes a chance to catch up as I feel it is a bit unfair, my form at the moment is scintillating and I would surely be down to 10 or so. LOL ! A legend is born.

Yossarian
30th June 2013, 06:46 PM
Thanks BB. '

Looks like it could be awhile before I play again if I wait for some progress from the rubin.

IamViva
30th June 2013, 06:58 PM
Go Yoss!

simmsy
7th July 2013, 07:48 AM
Congrats Rubes. ;)

AndyP
7th July 2013, 08:47 AM
Yoss, are your odds too short to bother betting on? Any line bets that I can get some value on?

Yossarian
8th July 2013, 06:10 PM
I don't really know what short odds means.

Yossarian
21st July 2013, 06:35 PM
This challenge decided?

Yossarian
31st July 2013, 12:02 PM
Well I've been sporting and given rubin some time to catch up, but now I am going to finish this off. If you want to pay 95 dollars now and save yourself 5 rubes I will allow it.

rubin
2nd August 2013, 11:25 AM
pass.

rubin
2nd August 2013, 11:30 AM
actually, better idea.

if you want to call it now - I'll donate the money to the collection tin at the GSM.

Your choice.....

meh
2nd August 2013, 11:35 AM
GSM?

rubin
2nd August 2013, 11:39 AM
http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/31550-Gavin-Simms-Memorial-Cup-2013-EOI

Johnny Canuck
2nd August 2013, 11:50 AM
Play it out, boys.

Yossarian
2nd August 2013, 12:14 PM
pass.


actually, better idea.

if you want to call it now - I'll donate the money to the collection tin at the GSM.

Your choice.....

Pass.

sms316
2nd August 2013, 12:21 PM
You can do it Lubin.

Yossarian
2nd August 2013, 12:23 PM
OP needs updating...

Yossarian
8th August 2013, 11:16 PM
Well just back from the physio, worked on my neck and back. Reckons I will see an increase in distance by a factor of 10 due to increased smash factor and accuracy by a factor of 7 due to increased trigger muscle fibre movement in my small lag points and an increased ability to adapt to whatever shaft I am swinging. I'll be down to 9 in no time.

Johnny Canuck
8th August 2013, 11:39 PM
Waterski comp to even things out?

Yossarian
9th August 2013, 12:34 PM
I am a gun water-skier.

rubin
9th August 2013, 12:39 PM
I am a gun water-skier.

how many did u hit, and what length was it at?

Yossarian
9th August 2013, 12:41 PM
12 inches, 37.

Yossarian
11th August 2013, 08:18 PM
Do you even Rubin?

Yossarian
22nd August 2013, 07:51 AM
OP needs updating.

IamViva
22nd August 2013, 03:11 PM
lubin blow out?

Go Yoss!

Yossarian
28th August 2013, 10:05 AM
Rubes have you given up on updating the OP?

rubin
28th August 2013, 10:07 AM
Rubes have you given up on updating the OP?

Pretty much :D

Im out to 16.7 after a couple of very poor rounds.

You are still to play a round since the 1st of June (poor effort really)

Waddzy
28th August 2013, 10:09 AM
He's already in with the clubhouse lead.. Worked for Adam.

Yossarian
28th August 2013, 10:18 AM
Exactly, my back has been rooted and I've been too busy buying an urban assault vehicle to golf.

Johnny Canuck
28th August 2013, 10:27 AM
Urban assault vehicle. Nice.

Yossarian
31st August 2013, 11:18 AM
Do you want my bank details rubes?

Waddzy
11th September 2013, 12:40 PM
Rubes winning the monthly mug , might be a late charge oncoming...

sms316
11th September 2013, 01:36 PM
Rubes winning the monthly mug , might be a late charge oncoming...
Lubin loves to come from behind.

Yossarian
14th September 2013, 04:48 PM
I played again Ra Rubes.

simmsy
18th September 2013, 07:32 AM
So given the news that Rubin has done a Mayweather v Pacman and shifted the goal posts does Yoss win this thing??

Good work Yoss. Down to 12 is great effort this year mate.

Johnny Canuck
18th September 2013, 07:41 AM
So given the news that Rubin has done a Mayweather v Pacman and shifted the goal posts does Yoss win this thing??Good work Yoss. Down to 12 is great effort this year mate.How have the posts shifted? No homo.

TourFit
18th September 2013, 07:59 AM
Rubin won't be on the tee at Nully Cup II...

Johnny Canuck
18th September 2013, 08:07 AM
Just because Rubes is going to be at Mardi Gras doesn't mean the bet changes.

rubin
18th September 2013, 08:09 AM
Rubin won't be on the tee at Nully Cup II...

So?

The bet is still there, and I made it clear for some time that I wasn't playin on the Friday.

simmsy
18th September 2013, 08:11 AM
How have the posts shifted? No homo.


Ok, sorry. The goal posts have been removed then.

Johnny Canuck
18th September 2013, 08:11 AM
Ok, sorry. The goal posts have been removed then. Maybe they are going to Mardi Gras.

TourFit
19th September 2013, 05:57 PM
Rubin in Capper like shorts twerking up against a goal post...sounds Mardi Gras to me!

Yossarian
19th September 2013, 08:09 PM
Go Yoss.

Yossarian
23rd September 2013, 10:54 AM
OP needs updating.

Captain Nemo
23rd September 2013, 11:05 AM
If either of you get to Single figures Ill throw you sleeve of Premo Pills at the Vic Champs....;)

Will my balls actually be licked?

Dotty
23rd September 2013, 11:05 AM
OP needs updating.
I'm impressed with dropping 5 shots off your handicap in 20 games.
And I suspect a couple more to come, with the better course conditions in spring/summer.

I had better pull my finger out. It is bad enough that Benno has a lower handicap than me. ;)

LeftyHoges
23rd September 2013, 11:15 AM
Will my balls actually be licked?

Still a possibility but it won't be at VIC champs. They're both oot.

Captain Nemo
23rd September 2013, 11:32 AM
Still a possibility but it won't be at VIC champs. They're both oot.

Seriously?
Im dissapoint, outta here.

Shadesy
23rd September 2013, 12:00 PM
Me and Yoss could be off the same cap for WA Champs.

simmsy
23rd September 2013, 12:10 PM
I've told u already.
Committee has met you will be on 9 or 10 for champs despite what your GL says.

TourFit
23rd September 2013, 12:14 PM
What does his GL actually say these days?

simmsy
23rd September 2013, 12:50 PM
"U should play cricket"

rubin
23rd September 2013, 02:32 PM
given how its looking more and more likely that i'm going to lose this one;

Yoss, would you prefer the cash in hand, or donate it to the GSM tin?

Johnny Canuck
23rd September 2013, 02:34 PM
given how its looking more and more likely that i'm going to lose this one;Yoss, would you prefer the cash in hand, or donate it to the GSM tin? He has already specified cash in hand.

rubin
23rd September 2013, 02:35 PM
He has already specified cash in hand.

Thanks Yoss.

I'll ask JC next time.

Johnny Canuck
23rd September 2013, 03:14 PM
Thanks Yoss.I'll ask JC next time. No worries, Dave1. Reading posts in you own thread before replying always helps a bit.

simmsy
23rd September 2013, 03:55 PM
yoss needs the cash. he will be paying out all weekend.

TourFit
23rd September 2013, 04:20 PM
In the same way you need some balls? Is that what Shadesy was helping you with last year? :-s

simmsy
23rd September 2013, 04:22 PM
hey i'm not the one that can't get time away from work

Johnny Canuck
23rd September 2013, 04:25 PM
Not coming to champs Fit is so much more active than coming to champs Fit was on the forum.

Are you hiding in the back of a Cherokee, pro homo, on your phone, Fit?

simmsy
23rd September 2013, 04:33 PM
im thinking he's been sacked. he hasn't posted this much since he started sweeping floors for jeep.

Johnny Canuck
23rd September 2013, 04:57 PM
im thinking he's been sacked. he hasn't posted this much since he started sweeping floors for jeep. I'd sweep it if I was eating off it too.

Shadesy
23rd September 2013, 04:59 PM
I've told u already.
Committee has met you will be on 9 or 10 for champs despite what your GL says.

I'll play off what my GL says thank you.

Cricket...Nice

TourFit
23rd September 2013, 05:10 PM
I haven't been sacked (yet)...and I'm not hiding in the back of a car. I am on my phone though! We just have better, faster WiFi now.

If it makes you happier, the "not coming to Champs 'Fit" could post less?

Johnny Canuck
23rd September 2013, 05:12 PM
No one is asking for less posts, Sally.

Yossarian
23rd September 2013, 10:21 PM
Will my balls actually be licked?


Um....

I'm impressed with dropping 5 shots off your handicap in 20 games.
And I suspect a couple more to come, with the better course conditions in spring/summer.

I had better pull my finger out. It is bad enough that Benno has a lower handicap than me. ;)

Thanks! I put it all down to my 10 club bag.;)

Actually being able to chip and kind of putt has worked wonders.


"U should play cricket"

MUMCC!!


given how its looking more and more likely that i'm going to lose this one;

Yoss, would you prefer the cash in hand, or donate it to the GSM tin?

Rubes I initially wanted to donate the money to buying you a video lesson for us to then all dissect on ozgolf. I will take the cash though and do with it what I will.

I'd sweep it if I was eating off it too.

So much ror.

Yossarian
1st October 2013, 04:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipDvCSL-hKg

Yossarian
2nd October 2013, 04:22 PM
I might blowout to 12.6 after today's game Rubes, you may still be in it.

meh
2nd October 2013, 07:00 PM
Will getting $100 from Rubin be like getting $300 from anyone else?

Yossarian
2nd October 2013, 07:19 PM
I am not sure what that means, but yes.

Yossarian
5th October 2013, 07:12 PM
Stick a fork in?

Yossarian
7th October 2013, 10:36 AM
I sometimes like to just talk to myself, and say "Yoss you are so good at golf."

Ned
7th October 2013, 05:44 PM
I sometimes like to just talk to myself, and say "Yoss you are so good at golf."

With a smile!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Hdgz4gRT4rQ/UlJmBDa0a0I/AAAAAAAACTs/l6UmT9HueNE/s640/IMG-20131006-WA0003.jpg

TourFit
7th October 2013, 08:34 PM
Is he takin' a dump???

Actually he looked just like that seconds before throwing up in the clost.

Johnny Canuck
7th October 2013, 08:39 PM
Is he takin' a dump???

Actually he looked just like that seconds before throwing up in the clost.

Which was about a minute and a half before you threw up in the sink.

Champs#1, legendary stuff.

TourFit
7th October 2013, 08:45 PM
The smell...the sight...

I can taste a little vomit now just thinkin' about it!

simmsy
7th October 2013, 08:52 PM
I still mourn for my roll-out

Yossarian
7th October 2013, 09:18 PM
Good times.

Pieface
7th October 2013, 09:52 PM
With a smile!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Hdgz4gRT4rQ/UlJmBDa0a0I/AAAAAAAACTs/l6UmT9HueNE/s640/IMG-20131006-WA0003.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4

TourFit
7th October 2013, 10:04 PM
I still mourn for my roll-out

A greensick Yoss hosing off the roll out was GOLD!

Yossarian
8th October 2013, 11:35 AM
As was the final photo of the day. Naga naga naga.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4631/6afz.jpg

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3063/jb4b.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/14/6afz.jpg/)

sms316
8th October 2013, 11:37 AM
Is he takin' a dump??? A reverse deuce.

Johnny Canuck
8th October 2013, 11:39 AM
Love the photos.

Yossarian
8th October 2013, 03:56 PM
Does Rubes have this thread on ignore?

rubin
8th October 2013, 04:05 PM
No.

Yossarian
8th October 2013, 04:08 PM
Do you still have hope?

Or do you admit I made you my golfing biatch.