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Yossarian
15th May 2013, 06:31 PM
Yoss all time low.
Rubes all time low and talk of all time lowest.
Vic all time low and his cap is also falling.
Simmsy with zero ball power charging to singles.
Shadesy now has two things in common with DC shanker and singles figures!
JC hit an all time low cap.
Hocko is flushing it and buying putters.
Jeffo all time low, massive melon.
Tourfit doesn't golf anymore.
TommyG is working on speed.
Pencil is a potential low capper bandit.


Will there be any stopping the WAnk in 2013?

Ashes
15th May 2013, 06:34 PM
Ashes all time low

sms316
15th May 2013, 06:35 PM
WTE

Yossarian
15th May 2013, 06:37 PM
Ashes all time low. Apologies to any I forgot.

Pencil
15th May 2013, 07:44 PM
First time under par in 3 years today.

Shadesy
15th May 2013, 07:52 PM
First time under par in 3 years today.

Nice pencil.

WAnk everywhere!!

BenM
15th May 2013, 08:12 PM
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Will there be any stopping the WAnk in 2013?

I always find an unexpected knock on the door puts a stop to it real quick.

hocko
15th May 2013, 08:15 PM
Nothing stopping us at all!
BTW, it's captain hocko thanks ;)

bergsey
15th May 2013, 08:34 PM
Apologies to any I forgot.

thanks yoss !

Golfnut
15th May 2013, 10:17 PM
Glad I was forgotten....seriously.

simmsy
15th May 2013, 10:20 PM
What u on now nut?

Golfnut
15th May 2013, 10:24 PM
16 now :(

Johnny Canuck
15th May 2013, 10:32 PM
16 now :(

You can headline the soon to be released "WAnkers Falling" thread.

Golfnut
15th May 2013, 10:36 PM
Shouldn't that be "Fallen".

idgolfguy
15th May 2013, 10:45 PM
16 now :(
Going up?

Johnny Canuck
15th May 2013, 10:57 PM
Shouldn't that be "Fallen".

Like ID said, are you now going the other way?

If one is "rising", the other should stay in present tense and be "falling".

Ned
15th May 2013, 11:00 PM
If one is "rising", the other should stay in present tense and be "falling".

Like Captains ?

Golfnut
15th May 2013, 11:01 PM
Like ID said, are you now going the other way?If one is "rising", the other should stay in present tense and be "falling". I'm determined to not go out any further. 12.5 to 16.1 over the last 12 months

Johnny Canuck
15th May 2013, 11:03 PM
Like Captains ?


Ah NK. This many months on, you've now tried the same joke 19 different ways and I still won't bite.

I'm willing to help if you need some new material.

Ned
15th May 2013, 11:05 PM
Ah NK. This many months on, you've now tried the same joke 19 different ways and I still won't bite.

I'm willing to help if you need some new material.

ROFLMFAO.

You do all the time JC.

simmsy
15th May 2013, 11:06 PM
That's playing RF and pvt courses nut.

Played with a guy who was new at Harty. Was a 7 at Wembley in one of their social groups. Hadn't played to 20 at Harty in 3 months since joining.

C'mon nut!
You gotta get back in there.

Golfnut
15th May 2013, 11:17 PM
That's playing RF and pvt courses nut. Played with a guy who was new at Harty. Was a 7 at Wembley in one of their social groups. Hadn't played to 20 at Harty in 3 months since joining. C'mon nut!You gotta get back in there. THIS is part of it, I've been struggling with driver for over a year...RF has exposed this part of my game even more. This stupid part is driver was the main reason I got down to the 12's (and better on social rounds). Maybe I need to go on a OMS driver quest.

bergsey
15th May 2013, 11:17 PM
Guy joined yokine being a 7 hcp paying PGN. Now off 18

Johnny Canuck
15th May 2013, 11:27 PM
THIS is part of it, I've been struggling with driver for over a year...RF has exposed this part of my game even more. This stupid part is driver was the main reason I got down to the 12's (and better on social rounds). Maybe I need to go on a OMS driver quest.

You would be divorced before you even made it a third of the way through his journey.

idgolfguy
15th May 2013, 11:29 PM
THIS is part of it, I've been struggling with driver for over a year...RF has exposed this part of my game even more. This stupid part is driver was the main reason I got down to the 12's (and better on social rounds). Maybe I need to go on a OMS driver quest.

I may have a few drivers to choose from.

Jack suggests you play a fade. Don't see much wrong with that.

simmsy
15th May 2013, 11:30 PM
Haha.
You need friends with offices and lots of days with wife not home to achieve what u did nut.

But I agree, you should go on a quest.

Nay I suggest the Xhot std, not pro.
Very nice indeed.

idgolfguy
15th May 2013, 11:30 PM
Guy joined yokine being a 7 hcp paying PGN. Now off 18
Heard that situation a few times.

Ashes
16th May 2013, 07:03 AM
Guy joined yokine being a 7 hcp paying PGN. Now off 18 Assume he must have been playing Maylands or Marri. Can't see why things would change if he was playing Kwinana or Secrets etc.

Johnny Canuck
16th May 2013, 07:10 AM
No more leather wedge

bergsey
16th May 2013, 09:04 AM
Assume he must have been playing Maylands or Marri. Can't see why things would change if he was playing Kwinana or Secrets etc. Maylands

Ashes
16th May 2013, 09:10 AM
I heard the opposite happens if you join Gosnells; being such an easy track caps tend to come tumbling down. Can anyone confirm?

Shadesy
16th May 2013, 09:32 AM
I heard the opposite happens if you join Gosnells; being such an easy track caps tend to come tumbling down. Can anyone confirm?

Same ACR as Glen Iris so its a very good theory.

Heard Royal Perth is Similar as well.

Ashes
16th May 2013, 09:34 AM
Makes sense that RP would be a piece of piss, considering they would set it up for the over 80's that make up most of their members.

Yossarian
16th May 2013, 09:54 AM
You would probably do ok there as your topped drives, from the seniors tees, would go almost as far as some of the older blokes playing from the normal tees. You'd probably almost break 100 like they do.

simmsy
16th May 2013, 09:58 AM
i don't know that ashes could break 100 there yoss. yet to see him play any decent golf. talks it up alot. handicap suggests otherwise.

Shadesy
16th May 2013, 10:03 AM
Ashes may have been alright yesterday Yoss, he was guaranteed 2 points on one hole...may have got to 7 points.

rubin
16th May 2013, 10:10 AM
i don't know that ashes could break 100 there yoss. yet to see him play any decent golf. talks it up alot. handicap suggests otherwise.

A bit of help for the Goth - i've seen him have 1 or 2 ok rounds. He would have broken 100 anyway.

Ashes
16th May 2013, 11:05 AM
Ashes may have been alright yesterday Yoss, he was guaranteed 2 points on one hole...may have got to 7 points. I don't get 2 shots on any holes anymore :(

Mububban
21st May 2013, 12:21 PM
I heard the opposite happens if you join Gosnells; being such an easy track caps tend to come tumbling down. Can anyone confirm?

I would be a 22hcp or thereabouts, I shot 89 at Gosnells in my only visit there, I thought private courses were meant to be harder than public but from what I've seen, the additional funds they have are apparently spent on clearing out the rough so when you go off, it's actually easier to get out of trouble than on many public courses who don't maintain their rough and scrub so well

idgolfguy
21st May 2013, 12:26 PM
The Vines look like they are growing the 1st and 2nd cut. At least a one shot penalty.

rubin
21st May 2013, 12:36 PM
I would be a 22hcp or thereabouts, I shot 89 at Gosnells in my only visit there, I thought private courses were meant to be harder than public but from what I've seen, the additional funds they have are apparently spent on clearing out the rough so when you go off, it's actually easier to get out of trouble than on many public courses who don't maintain their rough and scrub so well

Gosnells is an exception rather than the rule.

Alot of parallel fairways and sparse rough, but to play really well, you still need to be able to execute the shots required. If you want a test, try Kwinana, Hartfield etc for parkland courses that are mostly private, but allow public on occasionally.


The Vines look like they are growing the 1st and 2nd cut. At least a one shot penalty.

sometimes more based on what i saw on the weekend. The ball really nestles down into it and makes it hard to get any form of decent contact on the ball.

Yossarian
21st May 2013, 12:40 PM
Plenty of places to get in trouble around Gosnells. Mubs played well for his score and the fact there is grass around the greens means it is possible to get up and down.

idgolfguy
21st May 2013, 12:41 PM
I like the thicker rough at the Vines - set up like a Championship course. Then again, less effort spent mowing.

Johnny Canuck
21st May 2013, 01:12 PM
Gossies parallel fairways have a decent amount of kack between most of them.

simmsy
21st May 2013, 01:45 PM
How many pllel fwy at Gos that u can get to either side?


I can count 2 where u might be better going down the wrong fwy.

2 & 18
Apart from there where else?

Edit:

Hocko put it on the 7th green side from 2 then put it on the green.

Johnny Canuck
21st May 2013, 01:56 PM
2 has a bunch of kack to cover as well.

5 can use 18. 17 can use 18, with effort.most require huge misses.

simmsy
21st May 2013, 01:59 PM
They are big misses!
Rubinesque effort required.

17 to 18?

Really?

Ashes
21st May 2013, 02:05 PM
They are big misses!
Rubinesque effort required.

17 to 18?

Really?

Is that as far as SeaView to the cove surf break just south of Cott Beach?

I'm still surprised there weren't any stories in the news of surfers being killed by two balls labelled "Lubin" finding their way across to the waves.

Johnny Canuck
21st May 2013, 02:07 PM
They are big misses!Rubinesque effort required. 17 to 18?Really? And 18 to 17. I seriously threatened 18 a few times off 17.

rubin
21st May 2013, 02:10 PM
Is that as far as SeaView to the cove surf break just south of Cott Beach?

I'm still surprised there weren't any stories in the news of surfers being killed by two balls labelled "Lubin" finding their way across to the waves.

:lol:

The first one was me playing a dumb shot. I didn't realise the wind was that strong.

the second one was a Rubin special. :D

Ashes
21st May 2013, 02:47 PM
Freo Port Authority has asked for advanced warning before you play Sea View again so they can clear Gage Roads.

rubin
21st May 2013, 03:06 PM
Freo Port Authority has asked for advanced warning before you play Sea View again so they can clear Gage Roads.

Would u like to re-tell the tale of ashes, a shank and a BMW?

Ashes
21st May 2013, 03:19 PM
I'm not good enough to get 150+m of forward carry on a shank. It was a damn good slice though. :)

TourFit
21st May 2013, 11:52 PM
I seem to remember 2 Rubinesque tee shots on the 17th at The Vines that smashed roof tiles!

TourFit
21st May 2013, 11:53 PM
Oh...and the 8th at The Cut that broke a large new window...

rubin
22nd May 2013, 08:17 AM
Your starting to go all Pieface on us fit. If you want to sledge people, you need to be able to play a few rounds of golf yourself.

simmsy
22nd May 2013, 08:33 AM
How many comp rounds you played this year rubes?

Pencil
22nd May 2013, 09:49 AM
How am I a bandit. My last 5 scores are all flagged as counting.

rubin
22nd May 2013, 10:03 AM
How many comp rounds you played this year rubes?

5 comp rounds, and a hell of a lot more than that in other social rounds.

simmsy
22nd May 2013, 10:07 AM
social rounds don't count for shit. so you've played 5 times this year, hardly a cracking pace. ;)

Ashes
22nd May 2013, 10:14 AM
Has me covered by 3 rounds..

Quality rather than quantity is my focus.

rubin
22nd May 2013, 10:18 AM
Has me covered by 3 rounds..

Quality rather than quantity is my focus.

those are my thoughts. the last 3 are flagged

sms316
22nd May 2013, 10:28 AM
Will there be any stopping the WAnk in 2013?
Not on current form.

Pieface
22nd May 2013, 10:45 AM
Your starting to go all Pieface on us fit. If you want to sledge people, you need to be able to play a few rounds of golf yourself.

I sledge because I care.


How many comp rounds you played this year rubes?

So does OMS.

Yossarian
22nd May 2013, 01:59 PM
Can you hear the WAnkers coming easties?

sms316
22nd May 2013, 02:24 PM
Can you hear the WAnkers coming easties?
No, but I can hear Lubin squealing.

bergsey
8th September 2013, 09:53 AM
Yoss all time low. Rubes all time low and talk of all time lowest. Vic all time low and his cap is also falling. Simmsy with zero ball power charging to singles. Shadesy now has two things in common with DC shanker and singles figures!JC hit an all time low cap.Hocko is flushing it and buying putters. Jeffo all time low, massive melon. Tourfit doesn't golf anymore. TommyG is working on speed. Pencil is a potential low capper bandit. Will there be any stopping the WAnk in 2013?So how are Yoss's predictions panning out?Me I'm still stuck on 18, consistent (consistently bad) so hasn't changed much at all. Par golfer for nine holes, double bogey golfer for the other!

Shadesy
11th September 2013, 03:49 PM
errrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

simmsy
11th September 2013, 05:22 PM
Yep.
Ur a disappointment to WA.

Return to ur state of origin I think

simmsy
14th September 2013, 12:26 PM
rumour is the President of WAnkers is rising.


watch out rubin

Ashes
14th September 2013, 12:52 PM
I've developed a single markers game without dropping the cap below 18. This is a foregone conclusion.

Jackson
14th September 2013, 02:19 PM
I've decided to finally get my first short game lesson and practice, you can develop a short game in a few weeks right?

idgolfguy
14th September 2013, 02:30 PM
I've decided to finally get my first short game lesson and practice, you can develop a short game in a few weeks right?

Couple of sessions of quality practice will drop 6-10 shots depending on your handicap.

Shadesy
14th September 2013, 02:50 PM
I have been informed that if I play 6 rounds before champs I can get out to 13.... Hmmm

rubin
14th September 2013, 03:19 PM
rumour is the President of WAnkers is rising.

watch out rubin

Huh?

Yossarian
14th September 2013, 04:04 PM
I am risen.