Robert Allenby

[sms316]

Poor Rob. He's not having the greatest of seasons. A 2 over par round this morning in the Zurich Classic leaves him T125 after one round and unlikely to make the cut or add to his FedEx Cup total of 1.

http://i44.tinypic.com/vhzxbs.jpg

[Ashes]

The Chinese 14 year old did him by 2 shots too.

[matty]

That's got to hurt.

[Webster]

He must be injured again.

[Hatchman]

No love for raspberry boy here.

[Dude, Where's my Par?]

he's been unlucky, a couple bounces either way and it would be a different story. He's just a good guy out of luck.

[Johnny Canuck]

Must be the caddy's fault.

[sol381]

11 tournaments already this season.. jeez he needs to slow down and take a month or two off.. to be fair tho he has got 1 fedex cup point.

[virge666]

made $12K with an 8 over round . . .

[Webster]

Poor Robbie...

[Tongueboy]

Why does everyone think Robbie is such a scrote? Curious is all I is.

[golf2013]

Shows how your game can change in a few short years

[Tongueboy]

For the record I don't like him either.

[sms316]

Why does everyone think Robbie is such a scrote? Curious is all I is. He's a caddy killer!

[Courty]

You need a 3rd option... 'Meh'

[Minor_Threat]

Shows how your game can change in a few short years

Karma after he bagged Ogilvy in the Presidents Cup. Knob!

[oncewasagolfer]

You need a 3rd option... 'Meh'

This.

[39for9]

word around the traps is Ogilvy is a tosser his underhanded inuendo sledges and tweets about Allenby playing poorly might shed some light on him??

why would ppl say that??

Just curious, I've never met either so I have no opinion on them??

[Captain Nemo]

For all the good he deos with his charity works and all, he's still a ****, and always comes across as an arrogant ****....

[39for9]

maybe he doesn't like the media or spotlight and isn't a "people person" I hate that word BTW??

have you met him?

[Dotty]

Leave Robert alone.

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[Shortylook]

For all the good he deos with his charity works and all, he's still a ****, and always comes across as an arrogant ****....

+1

[Lemo]

He's a wanker!

[mike]

Hi Geoff.

[39for9]

What about Peter Senior? whats he like??


I played with a guy from Pacific that is good mates with Peters brother very interesting.

[sms316]

What about Peter Senior? whats he like?? I played with a guy from Pacific that is good mates with Peters brother very interesting. Peter is a great bloke. Not sure what that has to do with this thread though.

[oncewasagolfer]

Must be one of those 7 degrees of seperation things;)

[Webster]

Just curious, is there anyone on Ozgolf who has met him or spent any time with him that thinks he is a decent bloke?

[39for9]

I doubt anyone here has ever met him and wouldn't have a clue what he was like??

Is Ogilvy a fk stick?? from what I have seen and heard from him he seems like a right proper geezer

[39for9]

Peter is a great bloke. Not sure what that has to do with this thread though.

why do you think Senior is a great bloke? have you met him?

Peters brother thinks he is a word you cant write,

[Lagerlover]

Peters brother thinks he is a word you cant write,

supacajefragerlisticexpeeadjewdoches?

[sms316]

why do you think Senior is a great bloke? have you met him?Peters brother thinks he is a word you cant write, Met him several times. Very engaging fella.

[Minor_Threat]

I have met him during a practise round for 2002 Aus Open.

He was a knobend then, and it doesn't appear much has changed.

[39for9]

has he molested any kids, defrauded any elderly ladies dropped back packs with bombs anywhere???


Nah didn't think so

[sms316]

has he molested any kids, defrauded any elderly ladies dropped back packs with bombs anywhere???Nah didn't think so Have you?

[Shadesy]

why do you think Senior is a great bloke? have you met him?

Peters brother thinks he is a word you cant write,

Sounds like his brother is the jealous type.

[Lagerlover]

Sounds like his brother is the jealous type.

Either that, or autistic.

[Minor_Threat]

has he molested any kids, defrauded any elderly ladies dropped back packs with bombs anywhere???


Nah didn't think so

Are you Bob's relative or something?

The bloke has no social skills what so ever, combine this with his arrogance and bloated view of self importance and you get a tosser of the highest order.

[39for9]

I reckon he is OK, never met him and never seen anything from him when interveiwed that made me think he is anything like what you perfect ppl say about him?

[39for9]

I doubt he is so small minded that he sits around a computer bagging ppl like you beyond reproach ppl do?

[mudrat]

After the way he carried on over the "party hole"' a few years ago, the bloke is a massive tool.

[Hux]

why do you think Senior is a great bloke? have you met him?

Peters brother thinks he is a word you cant write,Before he went to the Seniors tour he had a lot to do with our work social club. No one has said a bad word about him. He has worked hard to get anywhere - he may not be a saint but PS is ok. Geoff might have been a better golfer but the product from Milton was probably the difference.

[Minor_Threat]

I doubt he is so small minded that he sits around a computer bagging ppl like you beyond reproach ppl do?

He is too busy trying to find the grooves to worry about what OzGolf has to say. He might want to hurry up or he will be playing the Oberon Pro Am next year.

[markTHEblake]

After the way he carried on over the "party hole"' a few years ago, the bloke is a massive tool.

You mean the bit where he played the party hole wearing ear muffs so he couldnt hear the noise?

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2007/12/14/va1237282621238/-Robert-Allenby-5801031.jpg

[Dotty]

Or the year that he had a go at the Aus Open organisers for not putting his picture on the publicity posters. (He thought his 20th Aus Open appearance justified it.)

World class sook.

[39for9]

being the 2005 Oz open winner and being one of the leading aussies, I can see his point? He's fronted up to more aussie events than most others, probably more than Norman and Adam Scott at respective stages of their careers?? No wonder he felt slighted and said fk yas, I would too.

[Shadesy]

being the 2005 Oz open winner and being one of the leading aussies, I can see his point? He's fronted up to more aussie events than most others, probably more than Norman and Adam Scott at respective stages of their careers?? No wonder he felt slighted and said fk yas, I would too.

Says it all about his priorities and what sort of bloke he is.

[39for9]

how often do you sit through a pres conference an dhere playes of all sports give non descript answers and you say to yourself, fk it would be good it they said it how it is, like whats really going on??

Allenby does that and you whinge about him.

What do you want him to be another nodding head giving boring as batshit answers that aren't the truth?

How did you play today, I hit it ok just couldn't score, or I hit it like a chopper and I am fkd if I know why??

what answer would you like

[39for9]

look at Tiger woods episode with hookers, everyone wanted to know what was going on, he could have just come out and said he and his missus were seperating its a personal issue, thats what you ppl seem to want to hear according to your posts about allenby, but really you want photos of the hookers he was nailing you want stories of who where when etc.

Fkd if I know why you bag him for calling a spade a spade, thats what ppl want to hear?

[Dotty]

No problem calling a spade a spade.

But his accusations against Anthony Kim, after he beat RA at the Presidents Cup was pure sour grapes and fictitious.

I can't think of a worse Australian sportsman. Ever.

[Shadesy]

No problem calling a spade a spade.

But his accusations against Anthony Kim, after he beat RA at the Presidents Cup was pure sour grapes and fictitious.

I can't think of a worse Australian sportsman. Ever.
Mundine?

[Sydney Hacker]

I can't think of a worse Australian sportsman. Ever. Now that could be a good thread!

[3Puttpete]

I can't think of a worse Australian sportsman. Ever.

John Howard. Have you seen him bowl?

[markTHEblake]

I can't think of a worse Australian sportsman. Ever. Gillard. No contest.

[Johnny Canuck]

Solarman.

[Mububban]

Gillard. No contest.

I've seen Howard bowl, haven't seen Gillard so can't compare. Reckon she'd get it on the pitch though

[goughy]

She'd be a chucker!

[Marto65]

Remember when "The Tool" was the touring pro for Coolum ... and ditched the event to go and play in Seff Effrica for more money?

Tool.

[Tongueboy]

sounds like 39for9 is Bob's PR man

[fishing_mad]

I'm surprised another high profile Australian hasn't been mentioned yet, from my interaction with him he is a far bigger arseclown than anyone who has been mentioned in this thread so far, Allenby included.

As for Peter Senior's brother (Jeff I assume?) having harsh words to say about him, I can say that I've never heard a single person ever say a bad thing about Peter, he's one of the most genuine guys around, golfer or not.

[sms316]

I'm surprised another high profile Australian hasn't been mentioned yet, from my interaction with him he is a far bigger arseclown than anyone who has been mentioned in this thread so far, Allenby included.dc68?

[Yossarian]

I'm surprised another high profile Australian hasn't been mentioned yet, from my interaction with him he is a far bigger arseclown than anyone who has been mentioned in this thread so far, Allenby included.

As for Peter Senior's brother (Jeff I assume?) having harsh words to say about him, I can say that I've never heard a single person ever say a bad thing about Peter, he's one of the most genuine guys around, golfer or not.

Ewan Porter?

[Marto65]

I'm surprised another high profile Australian hasn't been mentioned yet, from my interaction with him he is a far bigger arseclown than anyone who has been mentioned in this thread so far, Allenby included.

As for Peter Senior's brother (Jeff I assume?) having harsh words to say about him, I can say that I've never heard a single person ever say a bad thing about Peter, he's one of the most genuine guys around, golfer or not.

Wendell?

[mudrat]

Jamie Coward??

[Lobsta]

Lleyton Hewitt?

[Marto65]

Marto ?

[Lagerlover]

Steady Eddy?

[Webster]

Don't be shy Fisting Man, give us a name so we can pile into him too.

[mudrat]

Jana Pittman?

[Courty]

Russell Crowe?

[markTHEblake]

Zigwahs brother?

[Dotty]

Matthew Newton?

[CobraSS]

Zigwahs brother?

Nah Blakey, Scott Laycock for sure..........................:mrgreen:

[LarryLong]

Greg Normal?

[Ferrins]

Just curious, is there anyone on Ozgolf who has met him or spent any time with him that thinks he is a decent bloke? My dad played with him in a pro am and thought he was a top bloke. A few of the pro's had bailed as they were delayed the day before at a tour event. Robert made a special effort to get there apparently.

[Ferrins]

Just curious, is there anyone on Ozgolf who has met him or spent any time with him that thinks he is a decent bloke? My dad played with him in a pro am and thought he was a top bloke. A few of the pro's had bailed as they were delayed the day before at a tour event. Robert made a special effort to get there apparently. Another time my son stood on his ball in the rough on the 10th hole during the last round of a pro event at RQ. Robert was in contention and had a decent crowd following him. My son was only 4 at the time and broke from the pack and tronced on his ball. Things got heated when someone said Tom was a stupid f^cking kid and an exchange of non pleasantries proceeded. Robert turned up in the middle of this and said no worries it's an innocent mistake, took a drop and played on.

[TheNuclearOne]

Ian Healy or Allan Border?

[markTHEblake]

Just curious, is there anyone on Ozgolf who has met him or spent any time with him that thinks he is a decent bloke?

posted this a few years back, seems I was right [emphasis added]


I followed Allenby in a practice round for a while at the Grand, chatted with his dad a bit, and looked like he had a few friends walking around with him.

He seemed to have a rather 'blunt' personality i thought, which was pretty funny at times! Though I can see how some sensitive people might get their noses out of joint with someone like that.

[Hatchman]

I'm surprised another high profile Australian hasn't been mentioned yet, from my interaction with him he is a far bigger arseclown than anyone who has been mentioned in this thread so far, Allenby included.


Radar Riely?

[Daves]

Robby earnt a bit of money this week (almost a year's salary for most), is he on the comeback?

[PerryGroves]

Just turned on the coverage, thought it was a replay from 2000, RA leading. As they say in the US, wow

[chappy1970]

Don't worry Perry, he'll give his caddy the ass after rd 3

[golf2013]

Hes gone to taylor made now too

[solarbear]

Seems to be a guy who once had a great game but either got over coached or just couldn't deal with tour pressure.

Would like to see him eek out some good finishes if possible.

[Webster]

Has had the crap beaten out of him!

https://m.facebook.com/GolfChannel/posts/10152801741581676

[Hatchman]

Has had the crap beaten out of him!

https://m.facebook.com/GolfChannel/posts/10152801741581676

Gee, that's a lot of crap to get beaten out.
Hope the perpetrators are ok and didn't hurt themselves.

[simmsy]

..

[meh]

Gee, that's a lot of crap to get beaten out.
Hope the perpetrators are ok and didn't hurt themselves.

Any chance rupert murdoch holidaying in Hawaii?

[sms316]

Any chance rupert murdoch holidaying in Hawaii? Is Allenby a unionist?

[yoyo]

Wonder if they're the same guys that robbed him of his form a few years back...,

[meh]

Is Allenby a unionist?

Not that I know of. But surely that human version of Mr Burns deserves a beating more than Bob?

[mrbluu]

Eca is in Hawaii at the moment, might be his handy work ☺

[Charger]

More to this story than meets the eye. A bar, a homeless woman and a mate who left him.

I'm thinking either his mouth or his penis got him into this strife. After seeing him act like a twat at the Aussie PGA last month, im secretly pleased he's copped a few in the head.

[Ron Burgundy]

My favourite comment from that golf channel FB link was 'whatever you were doing just before you got kidnapped, you probably shouldn't do that anymore'. Wise words.

[yoyo]

I'm thinking it involved his hand further north of a hemline than it should have been coupled with a skinfull of piss.

[3oneday]

Isnt he married again?

[FuzzyJuzzy]

Is it just me, or is the homeless lassie who "saved Allenby's life" a bit of a cutie:
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[FuzzyJuzzy]

And since when do homeless birds look like that anyways? Only in Hawaii, hey...

[backintheswing]

You think she is cute?

[FuzzyJuzzy]

You think she is cute?

You think she isn't? I'm sure we could all do a lot worse:).

[backintheswing]

First impression looking at that pic, I would say definitely not cute. Will have to do some research [emoji3]

[oldracer]

You think she isn't? I'm sure we could all do a lot worse:).not sure you'd get the snot belted out of you for it!!!!!

[FuzzyJuzzy]

First impression looking at that pic, I would say definitely not cute. Will have to do some research [emoji3]

Okay, lemme rephrase, she's "homeless cute":).

[oldracer]

Okay, lemme rephrase, she's "homeless cute":).wanna be exceptional at many phases, na, not even stoned or pissed, cya

[3oneday]

Maybe 15 schooners cute, but not sober cute.

[talbo]

15 Imperial Pints maybe or It would have to be a pretty ****ed up day outside!

[Dotty]

Is 'homeless woman' the American TV networks' PC way of saying 'street worker'?

[Jarro]

Must be....she looked better quality than our hommies.

[3oneday]

ie, cleaner.

[backintheswing]

Don't see too many homeless inked up.

[FuzzyJuzzy]

Must be....she looked better quality than our hommies.

Yeah, that's the point I was meaning to make at the top:).

[3oneday]

Yeah, that's the point I was meaning to make at the top:).so when cruising, you have a cute meter running on homeless chicks?

Interesting :)

[FuzzyJuzzy]

Is 'homeless woman' the American TV networks' PC way of saying 'street worker'?

I could see that…and if so, then that opens a whole new angle...

[FuzzyJuzzy]

so when cruising, you have a cute meter running on homeless chicks?

Interesting :)

Only the ones in the CBD when I'm on my lunch break - not the kind out your way Pete:).

[3oneday]

Fair call, they'd harm you I reckon :lol:

[Hux]

Is it just me, or is the homeless lassie who "saved Allenby's life" a bit of a cutie:
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In a hooker ish kind of way at least.

[Tongueboy]

RA certainly has a credability problem.

[Jarro]

The real story, when it comes out, will be worth the wait i reckon.

[SundayHack]

Definitely more to the story then what is being told

[thecollective]

This is a punt but:

a) Robert A has a drinking problem and that night was no exemption
b) got into a verbal stoush with someone at the wine bar when he went solo (mates deserted him coz he got too rowdy with the mouth)
c) asked to take the matter outside (ala PGA Geoff O) and got the Sh*t kicked out of him

TC

[3oneday]

It's more his personality that is causing the issue, ie doubting thomas's, though isn't it.

Lot's of people probably want to do what these people did, and that's a little sad.

[Eca]

I just came back from there yesterday.. apart from maybe them pushing a shopping trolley, you wouldn't know they're homeless. Fairly clean &, keeps to themselves.
He's the only one I heard that got mugged that made the news in my 10days there. .. unlikely story..

[TheNuclearOne]

And the plot starts to thicken as expected -

http://www.news.com.au/sport/golf/robert-allenby-homeless-man-says-he-found-the-golfer-passed-out-on-a-honolulu-footpath/story-fndkztro-1227192465205

[dan]

And the plot starts to thicken as expected -

http://www.news.com.au/sport/golf/robert-allenby-homeless-man-says-he-found-the-golfer-passed-out-on-a-honolulu-footpath/story-fndkztro-1227192465205

Don't really believe that guy's bs. Looks like he's just trying to get his 5 mins.

[FuzzyJuzzy]

Read that last night. Not looking good for his 'Taken' saga. Oh, I take back what I said about the homeless chick. Saw another pic...looks like she's nice-ish from far, but far from nice-ish...

[3oneday]

Pissed as a nit, fell over.

Wonder if FBI will charge him :)

[TheNuclearOne]

Don't really believe that guy's bs. Looks like he's just trying to get his 5 mins.

I'm not sure i really believe Allenby's yet either. It's certainly a saga.

[talbo]

There's definitely something going on, whether the truth surfaces is another thing!

[Daves]

I'm not sure i really believe Allenby's yet either. It's certainly a saga.

Lots of interesting stories and twist going on. Honolulu Tourism seem to be trying hard to dispel the Kidnap scenario also. Wonder whether that is what is driving the inordinate press interest? The FBI aren't involved I don't think, it is a state matter, not something the Feds would be interested in.

[Monsta]

FBI get involved in all kidnappings over there, I have my fingers crossed that it comes out that he just fell over pissed and then has to explain himself :lol:

[3Puttpete]

FBI get involved in all kidnappings over there, I have my fingers crossed that it comes out that he just fell over pissed and then has to explain himself :lol:

FBI man quoted as saying they don't care because it didn't cross state lines.

[3oneday]

I think the first news report said something about the FBI, probably media just over dramatising.

I can't wait for the Criminal Minds version to hit our screens :lol:

[Johnny Canuck]

That cut on his head is a big scrape. That doesn't happen when you get hit with a fist or even a bat.

[markTHEblake]

Police already said his credit card was used a few times. And his injuries don't look like someone who fell over to me.
The only contradiction in his story is that he said he was dumped 10k away, and the lady said she found him near his hotel.

It seems implausible someone would have made a kidnap story up, especially the 10km bit, when he could have also just said he was bashed and robbed.

[Jarro]

That cut on his head is a big scrape. That doesn't happen when you get hit with a fist or even a bat.

I thought he said he hit his head on a rock ???

I think it's time Bads.com took RA under his wing and showed him the path to true righteousness.

[3oneday]

Amen

[TheNuclearOne]

I think the first news report said something about the FBI, probably media just over dramatising.

I can't wait for the Criminal Minds version to hit our screens :lol:

It may have been Allenby that caused that initial confusion from memory.

[blurry]

:---)

[matty]

Is 'homeless woman' the American TV networks' PC way of saying 'street worker'?

I had a similar theory Dotty, when I first heard. My guess is he got towelled up by the pimps.

And if you earned as much as he does and a 'homeless' person saved your life would you give them a $1000?(Poor form) Or would you gladly turn their life around?

The bullshit meter has maxed out.

[wizard_of_oz]

Ewwwww.

[AlexMc]

Pissed as a nit, fell over.I reckon he took something - being drugged/kidnapped probably gets you off a PGA drug charge if tested...

[TheNuclearOne]

I reckon Robbie's just got utterly smashed and a couple of homeless have taken advantage of that (when he ventured further afield) and got his card et al. The bird that "saved" him apparently thought they had and was trying to get his crap back off them. Don't doubt one bit things then unfolded as said, carried on like a pork chop fell on rock etc. Someone got his card as they have them on film spendng up. I think it's close to this simple.

[live4golf]

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/golf/news/article/-/26101293/allenbys-us3400-strip-club-bill-report/

[yoyo]

http://i62.tinypic.com/kcleah.jpg

[FuzzyJuzzy]

http://i62.tinypic.com/kcleah.jpg

Love the memes you post mate. I showed that ""I wish I had checked myself", The guy who wrecked himself" one to my Wife and she couldn't stop laughing:).

[SundayHack]

http://i62.tinypic.com/kcleah.jpg
He wishes he had this much swagger

[dan]

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/golf/news/article/-/26101293/allenbys-us3400-strip-club-bill-report/

He was probably touching the merchandise so they took him out back to teach him a lesson.

[jimandr]

At the price he was paying at the bar he should have been encouraged to touch the merchandise in order to keep spending. He was clearly buying them drinks, and they have expensive tastes.

I can only assume he was attempting the Top Shelf Challenge.

My other observation is that if this is the way he spends his money after missing the cut, what does he do if he wins things?

Anyway, Allenby's credibility is shot. Maybe his credit card was nicked and used, but he'll be lucky to recover from this. Unless he totally comes clean at his press conference he'll be hounded by the press every time, and the hecklers at Aussie tourneys will have a field day. If I was a sponsor, I'd be dropping him like a stone.

By most accounts he is a jerk, but in his prime he was a really good golfer. I think this might be the end for him, and it is a really bad way to end a good career.

[Coldtopper]

I feel sad for Rob and his kids! Not as big a fw as some here might suggest. This is what happens when you dont have a decent manager and this is his biggest mistake here. The rest happens each week on tour when palyers miss cuts it usually the same outcome a few cheap working girls or strays, a few beers , one or two having a few more than should and someone having a ripper of a story for the practice range on the Tuesday morning. It just that this one has got out of the bag! A little PGA gardening vaction is next for RA imo!

[yoyo]

I can can feel an 'injury layoff' coming up......

[FuzzyJuzzy]

If he plays again here in Australia he'll be heckled to the shithouse for sure...wouldn't even be worth his while. And if he doesn't have a manager, then he was setting himself up for a fall.

[3oneday]

You don't need a manager to work out the difference between right and wrong. If you do, you probably play NRL :)

[Monsta]

You don't need a manager to work out the difference between right and wrong. If you do, you probably play NRL :)

:smt038:smt038:smt038

[FuzzyJuzzy]

You don't need a manager to work out the difference between right and wrong. If you do, you probably play NRL :)

Hahaha. RA is in playing the wrong code...

[thecollective]

I wonder if the claw grip came to great effect at the strip club?

TC

[markTHEblake]

If he plays again here in Australia he'll be heckled to the shithouse for sure...wouldn't even be worth his while.

whats new about that?

its more likely he will ham it up for the hecklers like he did on the party hole a couple of years ago.

[Jarro]

Now he's come out attacking the media for beating up the story 😕
It's just getting messier by the minute for the bloke.

[Shreko]

Just a side note, approx 10 years ago at the Vic hotel in brissie, I was out with mates and only had 1 bourbon at around 8.30pm, then woke up about 2 hours later in the toilet and could not remember where I was or what I had done. I went home straight away as something didn't feel right. I slept until 4pm the next day and woke up with really bloodshot eyes and a severe stabbing pain in the back of my head, I later found out that some girls had been spiking drinks for "fun" that night and taking money off people and were caught by police later that night. I honestly cannot remember what happened for those 2 hours, Just a thought that this may have happened,:evil:

[Courty]

New CCTV footage has been released of Robert Allenby with 3 unidentified companions on January 16.

http://i.imgur.com/HEzORCw.jpg

[Captain Nemo]

Gold!
If the strip club story is true I'd bet he "touched" someone inappropriately or didn't settlt/argued the bill and the minders got hold of him and roughed him up a little...jat.

[3oneday]

Is that what happens L?


;)

[FuzzyJuzzy]

New CCTV footage has been released of Robert Allenby with 3 unidentified companions on January 16.

http://i.imgur.com/HEzORCw.jpg

Bloody hilarious! Cheers mate.

[goughy]

Gold Jerry, Gold!

[PeteyD]

He could have had someone slip shit into his drink. That sort of shit does happen.

[Jarro]

He could have had someone slip shit into his drink. That sort of shit does happen.

Sounds like what happened doesn't it ?

He ws probably shitfaced anyway, so wouldn't have had a clue.

[PeteyD]

Yea, not doubting that bit. The fact he went straight to the cops suggest something like that.

[FuzzyJuzzy]

Just a side note, approx 10 years ago at the Vic hotel in brissie, I was out with mates and only had 1 bourbon at around 8.30pm, then woke up about 2 hours later in the toilet and could not remember where I was or what I had done. I went home straight away as something didn't feel right. I slept until 4pm the next day and woke up with really bloodshot eyes and a severe stabbing pain in the back of my head, I later found out that some girls had been spiking drinks for "fun" that night and taking money off people and were caught by police later that night. I honestly cannot remember what happened for those 2 hours, Just a thought that this may have happened,:evil:

You mean The Victory mate? That used to be one of my locals when I was a uni student. Nice beer garden and decent live bands, but you used to get some nasty sorts through there. Now, Down Under Bar on the other hand...:).

[markTHEblake]

He ws probably shitfaced anyway, so wouldn't have had a clue. He seemed to be recalling events before and after the blackout period, so being shitfaced seems unlikely to me. If I get that drunk it's lights out until waking up the next day

[perci]

Who really cares anyway !

[Jarro]

Who really cares anyway !

Probably more the point really.

[Shreko]

You mean The Victory mate? That used to be one of my locals when I was a uni student. Nice beer garden and decent live bands, but you used to get some nasty sorts through there. Now, Down Under Bar on the other hand...:).

Yep was def the Victory!!!! wonderful times were had(apparently)!!!!!

[markTHEblake]

Who really cares anyway !
8900+ reads of this thread, I would say a lot care !

[LeftyHoges]

8900+ reads of this thread, I would say a lot care !

It's not about the caring, it's about the opportunity to laugh your arse off at a total prat.

[Hatchman]

It's not about the caring, it's about the opportunity to laugh your arse off at a total prat.

+1 to that brother.

[AndyP]

8900+ reads of this thread, I would say a lot care !Nice way to use a misleading statistic.

[markTHEblake]

Care doesn't necessarily mean like.

[AndyP]

You can't count the reads from 2013.

[Deester]

New CCTV footage has been released of Robert Allenby with 3 unidentified companions on January 16.

http://i.imgur.com/HEzORCw.jpg

That's an absolute classic !

He really has not done himself any favors with bouncing all over the joint with version of events of the night.

Strangely feel kind of sorry for the knob.

[markTHEblake]

Huh?
He has never changed his version of events.

[3oneday]

Huh?
He has never changed his version of events.yes, thought the same. He's clever enough to not have wavered, whether he remembers or not :)

[Courty]

yes, thought the same. He's clever enough to not have wavered, whether he remembers or not :) So he still insists he's Liam Neeson? ;)

[TheNuclearOne]

So he still insists he's Liam Neeson? ;)

Or is it Kim :D

[Deester]

Huh?
He has never changed his version of events.

Duhhh ... For some reason I thought he had, a case of holiday brain I guess. I was sure I had read it somewhere :oops:

Played today with a guy who said he went to school with him when the topic came up. Said he was a tool back then too.

[Shane788]

Good old rob came out and said that he story was false, blames the confusion from the head knock....

[JADO75]

At least he hasn't blamed his caddy......yet

[thecollective]

wonder if I should wear a Taken 2 t-shirt at the oz masters this year and follow him round.

[coalesce]

Haha do it

[Coldtopper]

Anyone seen Robbie ?

[Charger]

Last I heard he was getting smashed in fancy wine bars and snorting coke of hookers bums while telling punters three rooms down in the brothel to shush hes trying to putt.

[Captain Nemo]

Fishing off Florida.

[LoveGolf2012]

Fishing off Florida.

Hopefully deep sea fishing on his own with concrete boots on!

[FuzzyJuzzy]

He actually got his shit together and made a cut last week. But he won't be playing for a few weeks now because he's needed on set for the filming of The Hangover 4:).

[highballin]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/golf/australian-golfer-robert-allenby-fires-caddie-mick-middlemo-at-the-canadian-open/story-fndkztro-1227454912507

[wazandnic]

Straight out of Tin Cup!

[pt73]

Yep, Robbie is at it again, many years ago he fired a caddy on the 17th hole at St Andrews in similar circumstances.

Based on his history of caddy sackings and from what I've been told by people that have played with him in Pro Ams, I tend to believe the caddy's version of events.

[Hatchman]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/golf/australian-golfer-robert-allenby-fires-caddie-mick-middlemo-at-the-canadian-open/story-fndkztro-1227454912507

Poor old Rob, playing the victim card again :roll:. The guy has history with caddies and can't lie straight in bed.
Washed up bitter fembit.

[Broadside]

At least he hasn't blamed his caddy......yet

Prescient words.

[Captain Nemo]

Called his caddy a fat ****, nice bloke Robbie is....

[Lagerlover]

Cyber bullies

[Hatchman]

Cyber bullies

Now your picking on poor Robbie too.

[Dotty]

Now I can't decide ... whether to post the 'Shaggy - It Wasn't Me' clip or the 'Don't pick on Britney' clip.

[highballin]

Now I can't decide ... whether to post the 'Shaggy - It Wasn't Me' clip or the 'Don't pick on Britney' clip.

Both

[Hatchman]

Maybe Robbie should just go to a wine bar/strip club, have a drink or 2 and think about his poor behaviour. Oops, been there done that, didn't go so well :D

[highballin]

Q: How does Robert Allenby change a lightbulb
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.

[dannycallaz]

24carat gold plated goose. Followed him at many events here in OZ he's a rude pig that treated his caddies like crap. The language and the way he walks around is a disgrace. Was following him at the lakes a few years ago and a bloke walking round with his son was putting his hands over his sons ears every time they got close to Allenby because of his language. he's a muppet and I'm off him!

[gameboy]

good player on the way out the back door + solid gold wanker = explosive entertainment. looking at his stat he must be nearly out of exemptions.

[mrbluu]

24carat gold plated goose. Followed him at many events here in OZ he's a rude pig that treated his caddies like crap. The language and the way he walks around is a disgrace. Was following him at the lakes a few years ago and a bloke walking round with his son was putting his hands over his sons ears every time they got close to Allenby because of his language. he's a muppet and I'm off him!
Why did you and the other bloke keep following RB's group??

[Daves]

I would tend to believe the Caddy, but was bemused to see Middlemo described as "a gifted story teller" on a tour caddy profile site. He apparently worked for Greg Owen prior to Allenby, and has had been with Allenby for a while now.

[talbo]

What a ****ing tosser! Lost what little respect I had left for the wanker!

[TheNuclearOne]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/golf/caddie-simon-clarke-says-robert-allenby-is-lying-about-his-argument-with-caddie-mick-middlemo/story-fndkztro-1227456950812

[Ron Burgundy]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/golf/caddie-simon-clarke-says-robert-allenby-is-lying-about-his-argument-with-caddie-mick-middlemo/story-fndkztro-1227456950812 Love the caption under the photo of the two of them "in happier times". Allenby sure doesn't look happy.

[Lagerlover]

They say he's from Victoria.

[Lagerlover]

Just sayin..

[Ron Burgundy]

Is that what passes for happy in Victoria?

[Lagerlover]

No, happy is strip joints and an outdoor fight club..

[dannycallaz]

Why did you and the other bloke keep following RB's group??

Other people in his group genius!

[mrbluu]

Other people in his group genius!
I'm not the one that kept following him.

[TheNuclearOne]

Probably not hard to see why he ended belted in Honolulu now. If he's like this sober imagine him after a few ales.

[Lagerlover]

He'd be irresistible

[Gammon]

I have followed him at two tournaments (well the group he was in anyway). He is by far the rudest player I have seen, both to his caddy and volunteers at the events. I used to give him the benefit of the doubt like I do with NRL player Michael Ennis (Top bloke the second he walks off the field) but I don't think Roberto has any redeeming qualities.

[TheNuclearOne]

He'd be irresistible :D

[Yossarian]

I'm not the one that kept following him.

Is Robert your mate?

[meh]

Is Robert your mate?

How did you get that?

[mrbluu]

Is Robert your mate?
I rather be mates with u...[emoji13]!!!

If I was following a player behaving that badly that I had to block my kid's ears then just would stop following that group.

[AndyP]

There's so much bias against Robbie on this forum. You guys will believe anything that the media, other OZgolf members and credible witnesses will tell you.

[TheNuclearOne]

There's so much bias against Robbie on this forum. You guys will believe anything that the media, other OZgolf members and credible witnesses will tell you.

:D

[Daves]

http://cdn.thesandtrap.com/3/37/3782ea98_dripping-sarcasm3.png

[Yossarian]

How did you get that?

How did I get what? My good looks? My rapier sharp wit? My wealth and esteem?


I rather be mates with u...[emoji13]!!!

If I was following a player behaving that badly that I had to block my kid's ears then just would stop following that group.

I don't have mates just people I type at on the internet.

[mrbluu]

Hahaha

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/grill-room/appleby-not-allenby-i-did-not-fire-my-caddie/?cid=twitter-gc-a-appleby-not-allenby-i-did-not-fire-my-caddie-072415

[TheNuclearOne]

Hahaha

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/grill-room/appleby-not-allenby-i-did-not-fire-my-caddie/?cid=twitter-gc-a-appleby-not-allenby-i-did-not-fire-my-caddie-072415

That is some classic stuff hahahaha

[Oldplayer]

His nickname among other Aussie pros of the same era is "The caddy killer".

[TheNuclearOne]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/golf/robert-allenbys-former-caddie-mick-middlemo-disputes-kidnapping-story/story-fndkztro-1227458118806

[Shane788]

If he is as bad as what everyone is saying I can't believe no one has cracked him one , sounds like a total f@$kwit

[mrbluu]

If he is as bad as what everyone is saying I can't believe no one has cracked him one , sounds like a total f@$kwit
I think they did in Hawaii ;-)

[3oneday]

This bloke a wanker yet?

[Gemmell]

He is a wanker of the highest order. Apparently majority of the blokes on tour despise him.

[Shane788]

I think they did in Hawaii ;-)

Yeah but I wanna see it live on tour, middle of the fairway :D

[Daves]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-28/robert-allenby-caddie-claims-are-false/6652728

[3oneday]

Good mate ""I was there until a minute before he was taken and I was there the minute he got back to the hotel.".

Where were you in between these times? :)

What did they think Roberts best mate would say I wonder? "oh yes, middlemo is telling the truth" fmd the media are dumb, why didn't they just go and ask his parents, or his wife, just to get an unbiased view?

[Steve57]

Good mate ""I was there until a minute before he was taken and I was there the minute he got back to the hotel.".Where were you in between these times? :)What did they think Roberts best mate would say I wonder? "oh yes, middlemo is telling the truth" fmd the media are dumb, why didn't they just go and ask his parents, or his wife, just to get an unbiased view? AndyP where is that like button!

[TheNuclearOne]

Where were you in between these times? :)


Spending big ;)

[simmsy]

Ogle & Gow didn't miss him last night on the golf show. I'd say they are off his Christmas Card list

[Steve57]

Ogle & Gow didn't miss him last night on the golf show. I'd say they are off his Christmas Card list
Saw that, Gow was trying to be diplomatic but Boges got into him big time!
And deservedly so.

[simmsy]

Yeah really surprised they didn't play the PC line. Glad they never. I know Ogle has his haters too but atleast he offered an honest opinion.

[3oneday]

Funny, two wankers calling someone a wanker.

Ogle is a different sort of embarrassing.

[Daves]

I see Allenby is down to play the Quicken Loans National. It will be interesting to see if he has found some fresh meat to BBQ!

[sheezymaneezy]

Caddy would want to be demanding at least 20% to put up with his cr@p

[3oneday]

20% of nothing is still nothing.

[sheezymaneezy]

Touche

[Johnny Canuck]

Douche