Jugs by Ozgolfers

[popper81]

Been a witness to a dodgy tee shot by an OZgolfer that hasn't passed the ladies tee box? Had to buy your playing group a Jug recently? Share your woes ( and others) here...

[haysey]

Checking in...thanks again pops.

Beer for bob. Pink lemonade for Courty

[markTHEblake]

A couple of months ago I didnt pass the mens tee, i have done this several times, and its quite hard to do.

[Johnny Canuck]

Shadesy, from the white, today at kb. It is a long 10m to the ladies.

[popper81]

I am still deciding on which Ferrins story I wish to share, there are so many.....

[Ashes]

A couple of months ago I didnt pass the mens tee, i have done this several times, and its quite hard to do.

My dad did it twice in a row on a short par 3 at Maylands. First was topped, but just the barest of contact so it just fell gently off the tee. The second was the best hosel rocket I've ever seen.

Played his 3rd from 30m left of the men's tee and proceeded to put it in a lake. Took a drop and then bladed it across the green into a small creek.

[Yossarian]

Runs in the family?

[markTHEblake]

My dad did it twice in a row on a short par 3 at Maylands.

Oh, I actually meant finishing way behind the mens tee. Usually not good lies there either.

[PeteyD]

15th at Reddy Bay has some classics.

Iain at 10 at Wynnum, for which he will thank me for the reminder ;)

[Yossarian]

I actually thought this thread was the return of G69.

[Ashes]

Runs in the family?

Are you referring to my four at Araluen?


I actually thought this thread was the return of G69.

I was thinking along similar lines.

[Shadesy]

Shadesy, from the white, today at kb. It is a long 10m to the ladies.

Yep... Was even on the card till then.

[TheNuclearOne]

I am still deciding on which Ferrins story I wish to share, there are so many.....

Tell them all over a week or so :D

[Pieface]

Glad for the "recently" caveat on this one!

[popper81]

Tell them all over a week or so :D

Over a week.... More like a month ;)


To be fair, there is only two holes ( actually maybe three) I have seen him do it.. But he has done it on more than one occasion on both.

[Shortylook]

A guy I play with quite regularly, hasn't made the ladies on at least 1/2 dozen occasions, he didnt buy the first time, so I don't even bother mentioning it anymore,he is also a bit of a tight arse too so that dosnt help

[Waddzy]

Ill have to nominate myself 3 weeks ago , Long drive hole in a saturday comp.. wound up and barely scraped it 5m in front before hitting a tree and trickling OOB.. loaded up again and knocked it roughly 10m past the B and C grade long drive and in line with the A grader ones.. I didnt claim it... and cost me a round of 4 rums :S

[LeftyHoges]

Ill have to nominate myself 3 weeks ago , Long drive hole in a saturday comp.. wound up and barely scraped it 5m in front before hitting a tree and trickling OOB.. loaded up again and knocked it roughly 10m past the B and C grade long drive and in line with the A grader ones.. I didnt claim it... and cost me a round of 4 rums :S

2 months into playing comp rounds (shows how long ago it was, 14 years) I had the longest drive with only 2 groups left to come through so thought I was a fair chance of winning it. Got beaten by the last group. Apparently a guy in the group (playing with the club captain, mind you) hit his first drive out of bounds then beat mine with his second. I was ****ing furious!

[Waddzy]

2 months into playing comp rounds (shows how long ago it was, 14 years) I had the longest drive with only 2 groups left to come through so thought I was a fair chance of winning it. Got beaten by the last group. Apparently a guy in the group (playing with the club captain, mind you) hit his first drive out of bounds then beat mine with his second. I was ****ing furious!

Hence why I didnt claim it , I could just think.. Imagine if I was the current long driver to be done by that!

[SundayHack]

Ill own up. 2 weeks ago. Par 5, hooked it left into a tree. Just stayed in bounds but was hard up against barb wire fence. Managed to knock it out onto the fairway. 3 wood on the green to 15 foot. Lipped out birdie putt. Only one in group to make par and still was my shout.

[LeftyHoges]

Ill own up. 2 weeks ago. Par 5, hooked it left into a tree. Just stayed in bounds but was hard up against barb wire fence. Managed to knock it out onto the fairway. 3 wood on the green to 15 foot. Lipped out birdie putt. Only one in group to make par and still was my shout.

No offence, but that must be a short par 5!

[SundayHack]

480 if I remember rightly. The ladies tee is almost 100 in front. I hit a pretty good hybrid back out on the fairway that left me with about 210. But yeah it isn't a long par 5. But the distance to the ladies often leads to a shout.

[Waddzy]

Ill own up. 2 weeks ago. Par 5, hooked it left into a tree. Just stayed in bounds but was hard up against barb wire fence. Managed to knock it out onto the fairway. 3 wood on the green to 15 foot. Lipped out birdie putt. Only one in group to make par and still was my shout.

We play the rule if you save par , no shout required. but we also make you pay for 4 putts , if you putt from on the green back off the green and if you hit more than 2 balls in the piss on a single hole. Been a few arvos where I couldnt drive home due to someone elses extremely bad round..

[Ferrins]

I like Oxy's three wood attempt during the last round when he won the Champs. Teed it up and took a swipe and topped it so bad it actually plugged where it was.

[popper81]

You should be quiet... I am waiting for Dave to post a good story ;)

[Lobsta]

El ferret bore witness to a brilliant one of mine on the Saturday at PW champs. Don't know or care what hole, but I belted the shit out of the ball, straight into the wooden hole number marker sign. Dinted the sign and sent the ball rocketing straight back at us, ended up in the bush on the left of the tee, about level with the blacks.

Evened out ferrets similar lie from a few holes ago. His hit a tree though, instead of a sign.

[Lobsta]

Oh, and my first ever Ozgolf round with shavey and Ben Tullipan, first shot of the first tee, topped it with the 3 wood and it didn't even make it out of the tee box.

Excellent first impression.

[Ferrins]

El ferret bore witness to a brilliant one of mine on the Saturday at PW champs. Don't know or care what hole, but I belted the shit out of the ball, straight into the wooden hole number marker sign. Dinted the sign and sent the ball rocketing straight back at us, ended up in the bush on the left of the tee, about level with the blacks. Evened out ferrets similar lie from a few holes ago. His hit a tree though, instead of a sign.Never even looked like getting a point on that par 5 during both rounds.Was it Andy that took out the duck that day?

[popper81]

Lobby, was that at lake lands? That was funny!!!!

[IanO]

2 months into playing comp rounds (shows how long ago it was, 14 years) I had the longest drive with only 2 groups left to come through so thought I was a fair chance of winning it. Got beaten by the last group. Apparently a guy in the group (playing with the club captain, mind you) hit his first drive out of bounds then beat mine with his second. I was ****ing furious!

No way can they claim it! If the first ball went OOB then the second drive is their third shot, not their drive! You were robbed!

[IanO]

About a month ago I tee'd up on the 18th long Par 5 at Kooringal. I smashed the ball down the right side of the fairway, at about 100m down a tree branch reached out and clubbed it straight back at me and it stopped 20m in front of me and right at the back of the Ladies Tee. Not happy

[golfbound]

Lobby, was that at lake lands? That was funny!!!!

yep pretty sure that was it pooper

[popper81]

yep pretty sure that was it pooper

Thanks Bent Ullipan ;)

[Lobsta]

Lobby, was that at lake lands? That was funny!!!!

Yup. Forgot you were there.

P. S. Thanks for not laughing. Too loud.

[Courty]

Solarman's effort at Rowes Bay last year has to take the cake. :lol:

[haysey]

Solarman's effort at Rowes Bay last year has to take the cake. :lol:

The one that hit the fence and went backwards 60 odd metres?

He was just trying to pick up the old ducks playing behind us.

[Courty]

The one that hit the fence and went backwards 60 odd metres?

He was just trying to pick up the old ducks playing behind us.

That's the one, and then he chunked his 2nd shot onto the green of the hole we had played previously. :smt082 :smt082 :smt082

[Lobsta]

That's the one, and then he chunked his 2nd shot onto the green of the hole we had played previously. :smt082 :smt082 :smt082

Did he mark it for NTP?

[popper81]

Bump for our favourite NAGA'

[Courty]

'nuff said.

http://i.imgur.com/iL21zp5.jpg

[LeftyHoges]

From all reports its a big day for Solarman.

He's here...

[Waddzy]

Played 9 at Windaroo yesterday and my mate had a pearler... 2nd hole fence to the left on the tee box , hit the last pole and came flying back at us , Ducked under it and it ran a solid 20m past behind the white markers... he shouted about 4 rounds back at the bar for it.:lol:

[popper81]

Bump for Solarman.

[popper81]

Bump for Courty.... :shock::shock::shock::shock:

[sms316]

Bump for Courty.... :shock::shock::shock::shock: No wonder he can't pump it past Marto.

[popper81]

No wonder he can't pump it past Marto.

Pump it past Marto? All day baby...all day. Even I fly Marto these days. He is getting old.

Hearing the reds were 280 in front of the tee.... My guess is it was measured in CM's.

[IanO]

Bump for me. 535m Par 5 18th and I hit it straight into a tree 20m in front of the tee and it dropped almost straight down 20m short of the red markers. I made bogey after missing a 15' putt for par

[Courty]

And me. :oops:

On the Par 6th at Cairns GC (Index 18 :roll:) over the weekend, I made a swing so bad that it would have been half cold-top, half shank with an iron (probably still laughing hard at Solarman's combined shank/ jug on the previous hole :lol:). I got a piece of the ball so low on the heel that the ball left an indent on the teebox 6 inches in front of the tee and 3 inches left. It bounced over the mound/ garden bed left of the tee and settled in the thick rough behind a tree. I just missed the sand save par putt.

[popper81]

Bump for Solarman.


Bump for Courty.... :shock::shock::shock::shock:


No wonder he can't pump it past Marto.


Pump it past Marto? All day baby...all day. Even I fly Marto these days. He is getting old.

Hearing the reds were 280 in front of the tee.... My guess is it was measured in CM's.


And me. :oops:

On the Par 6th at Cairns GC (Index 18 :roll:) over the weekend, I made a swing so bad that it would have been half cold-top, half shank with an iron (probably still laughing hard at Solarman's combined shank/ jug on the previous hole :lol:). I got a piece of the ball so low on the heel that the ball left an indent on the teebox 6 inches in front of the tee and 3 inches left. It bounced over the mound/ garden bed left of the tee and settled in the thick rough behind a tree. I just missed the sand save par putt.


We know, chopper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Courty]

We know, chopper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw all that dribble, I was just clarifying the facts. ;)

[popper81]

I saw all that dribble, I was just clarifying the facts. ;)

Awwww... That is a bit cute.

[LeftyHoges]

Hello.

[Johnny Canuck]

Hi for last week. The victim of skying a hybrid into 50-60km winds.

[3Puttpete]

Hello

[Ferrins]

Took Daves three shots to get past the ladies on the 16th at Redland Bay yesterday:)

[Daves]

Took Daves three shots to get past the ladies on the 16th at Redland Bay yesterday:)

Dobber! I couldn't even see the Ladies Tee markers for my second shot. That is the 2nd time in a fortnight that I have caught that ****** tree:smt013 and end up back down there with no shot!

Still not as funny as you sledging Jamie after your 260m drive down 12, and then taking 3 chips to go the remaining 50 metres to the green!:wink:

[Ferrins]

At least he can sell that crap driver while I'm stuck with the short game from hell.

[3Puttpete]

Hello

Hello again. Same place. And another 4 holes later

[Ashes]

Just a preemptive post for next weekend.

[simmsy]

I take JB&cola. 2 at the turn would be good thx.

[BrisWesty]

Steverawlo at Beerwah hit one left off the tee on 15. Hit a tree about 30m ahead and disappeared. About 5-6 seconds later the ball brushed the arm of one of our foursome on it's way back to ground and rolled backwards into the scrub behind the tee.

[Ashes]

I take JB&cola. 2 at the turn would be good thx.

Now I understand why you lobbied so hard to get into my group...

[simmsy]

What?
You thought it was because of your comic genius and good short game?

[Ashes]

Speaking of short game, I'm surprised Rubin hasn't posted video of me putting from 30m out at Secrets.

[popper81]

Bumping this for Marto

[sms316]

Bumping this for Marto Mishit? Or just couldn't get there?

[Steve57]

Bumping this for Marto

Not the Long Drive Champion?

[Lagerlover]

I'll put my hand up here and say I've written a couple of IOU's from yesterday's collapse.

[Marto65]

We have 3 in out group today

[3Puttpete]

We would have had more than 3 in our group if the other 2 contributed

[popper81]

Just a timely bump for today lads... We all know there is more than Ferrins & Marto that like a slut.

[Daves]

The Crop Duster had more than one yesterday.

[KristianJ]

Breaking news...

[TheNuclearOne]

Awesome work KJ hahaha

[Shortylook]

My mate had 4 yesterday and 2 windy's as well. Almost put his back out with a windy on the 17th, was piss funny, well for me anyway

[LeftyHoges]

Reports of a FNQ mod being delighted he's only playing in a group of 2 this morning.

Claims a dirty birdie but it doesn't matter. It's jug time!

[Yossarian]

Ashes.

[LeftyHoges]

Ashes.

Really?

Shocking.

[Johnny Canuck]

1st tee too.

[sms316]

Better call Ripley's.

[Ashes]

Yep, 1st strikes again. Double jug this time..

[Jackson]

Yep, 1st strikes again. Double jug this time..

Double jug?

[Ashes]

Topped the second shot, ball was still behind reds.

[Hatchman]

Topped the second shot, ball was still behind reds.

:smt044

[Yossarian]

2809128092

Photo 1 is where idgolfguys tee shot ended up on 3 at WAGC. Pic two is Bergsey next to the ladies. Both pics taken from the same place.

[Johnny Canuck]

2809128092

Photo 1 is where idgolfguys tee shot ended up on 3 at WAGC. Pic two is Bergsey next to the ladies. Both pics taken from the same place.

How does on hit a tee shot there?

[simmsy]

Vic please chime in here with the details to give us all a smile.

[bergsey]

3w shank ;)

[simmsy]

A shank?
Seriously?

I'm not sure I've heard of someone shanking a wood.

[Yossarian]

I thought it was more a toe ball that was so faint it was almost a flop shot.

[rough_rider]

playing with a mate 2 weeks ago on a par 3 175m, he hates not hitting par 3 greens, topped 2 balls in a row and went no where, then followed by a ball straight up and none of which passed the womens, followed by his 6i that hew threw...also didnt go past the womens.. was an interesting round to say the least lol

[Marto65]

bimping for someone playing with Solarman today ...

[sms316]

Has someone been court short?

[Courty]

bimping for someone playing with Solarman today ...


Has someone been court short?

:smt006

Still made the 2 pts though. :oops:

[aussieashley]

Bimp

[aussieashley]

For Lefty

[LeftyHoges]

For Lefty

Cheers. **** of a game.

[simmsy]

Please tell me video was taken of the event

[LeftyHoges]

Please tell me video was taken of the event

Video of what precisely?

Edir: oh Courty. Sorry, carry on.

[Courty]

:smt006





:oops:

[sms316]

I heard it was on YouTube.

[Courty]

I heard it was on YouTube.

That wouldn't surprise me. :roll:

[Ned]

:-"

30033


http://youtu.be/N_ntdmmKR6o

[Marto65]

That wouldn't surprise me. :roll:

You so long, mista.

[Courty]

:-"

30033


http://youtu.be/N_ntdmmKR6o

:lol:

[dc68]

Ummmm heavy breathing is a bit disturbing.

[Ned]

Ummmm heavy breathing is a bit disturbing.

lol

I walked today and on this hole you leave your buggy up the fairway and walk to the tee so had a little bit of country to cover to get my fone to make sure I got the pic/vid.

[LeftyHoges]

lol

I walked today and on this hole you leave your buggy up the fairway and walk to the tee so had a little bit of country to cover to get my fone to make sure I got the pic/vid.

You could've asked Courty to grab it when he went to go get his hybrid / 3 wood (whichever that was).

[Courty]

You could've asked Courty to grab it when he went to go get his hybrid / 3 wood (whichever that was).

After playing with Solarman so much, I have got out of the habit of leaving my clubs in anywhere in front of the tee box. It's a good way for shit to get damaged. :shock:

[Ned]

After playing with Solarman so much, I have got out of the habit of leaving my clubs in anywhere in front of the tee box. It's a good way for shit to get damaged. :shock:

Anything of note to report on Saturdays round?

[Courty]

Anything of note to report on Saturdays round?

No jugs, shanks or whiffs. Is there a cold-top thread? :lol:

[3Puttpete]

I had an issue with a tree on 15 at Reddy Bay today.

[Iain]

I had an issue with a tree on 15 at Reddy Bay today.

**** of a hole.

Although I did par it today.

[Courty]

:smt006


Damn trees. :oops:

[Waddzy]

Question for the Ozgolf community , If par is still made after not reaching the reds with a tee shot does that counteract the shout?

[LeftyHoges]

Question for the Ozgolf community , If par is still made after not reaching the reds with a tee shot does that counteract the shout?

Sorry Waddzy, you're SOL.

I birdied with a jug once. Still had to shout.

[Daves]

Based on what some thought they heard Pyne call Bill last week, I wanted to put up the suggestion that a Jug become known as a Shorten!

[MegaWatty]

Based on what some thought they heard Pyne call Bill last week, I wanted to put up the suggestion that a Jug become known as a Shorten!

So good and then I'll never lose that memory.

[Waddzy]

Sorry Waddzy, you're SOL.

I birdied with a jug once. Still had to shout.
Thats actually impressive... Par 4? But this was not aimed at myself. Clearing it up as my playing partner on the weekend managed it and didn't shout the group due to forcing that rule it was an impressive par , he still bought me a beer for winning our side bet so I was at ease.

[LeftyHoges]

Thats actually impressive... Par 4? But this was not aimed at myself. Clearing it up as my playing partner on the weekend managed it and didn't shout the group due to forcing that rule it was an impressive par , he still bought me a beer for winning our side bet so I was at ease.

No, par 5. To do so on a par 4 would be a mighty impressive effort.

Tell your mate he owes the other two a beer! :D

[Waddzy]

No, par 5. To do so on a par 4 would be a mighty impressive effort.

Tell your mate he owes the other two a beer! :D

Im happy he didnt buy them a beer now , 1 got DQed and the other had a 2 stroke penalty added after his round. Sadly it seems like I have to play with them again this weekend but.. oh the joys.

For the record I have made a par on a par 4 with a slut tee shot.. The par 4 is 256m but so you can see how its easily possible.

And I will be claiming another beer off him this weekend now this is confirmed :mrgreen: Internet is the leader for all information.

[Yossarian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap2X83hyRy4&feature=youtu.be

[BenM]

I saw a ripper today. It was on a 145 metre par 3.... fat, went about 3 metres. Bloke didn't even come in for a drink afterwards, so no shout. I also saw him hit an attempted 3 wood from the fairway that was so well topped it popped up and spun backwards, finished about a foot behind where it started.

[sms316]

Apologies for the wrong orientation.

http://youtu.be/yqVazIm7uDc

[jimandr]

I was there and I saw this. The video doesn't quite do it justice, but it wasn't a bad effort by SMS to think of activating the video at a time of much laughter.

PeterRS hit the first one, and it looked to a for while as though he was going to get the benefit of the cart path and get away with it. Lager then followed it with an almost identical shot. Total hilarity then ensued.

[WBennett]

After shooting 38 for the front yesterday, I stood on the 10th with ever reliable 7 wood in hand. Took a massive divot, the ball popped up 5 metres and failed to make the whites.....

[MegaWatty]

After shooting 38 for the front yesterday, I stood on the 10th with ever reliable 7 wood in hand. Took a massive divot, the ball popped up 5 metres and failed to make the whites.....

Took paint?

[mrbluu]

After shooting 38 for the front yesterday, I stood on the 10th with ever reliable 7 wood in hand. Took a massive divot, the ball popped up 5 metres and failed to make the whites.....

Send it back to the guy who sold it to u and ask for your money back ;)

[WBennett]

Surprisingly no

[MegaWatty]

After shooting 38 for the front yesterday, I stood on the 10th with ever reliable 7 wood in hand. Took a massive divot, the ball popped up 5 metres and failed to make the whites.....

SMS asked me to tell you that that hole has you by the balls.

[WBennett]

Tell Sms I made 5 anyway.

[WBennett]

Send it back to the guy who sold it to u and ask for your money back ;) No way. Its my favourite club in my bag!

[MegaWatty]

Tell Sms I made 5 anyway.

"Still a spud"

[mrbluu]

No way. Its my favourite club in my bag!

I would hate to see how many shouts your least favourite clubs cost u!!!

[Courty]

Not an OZgolfer, but the head pro at my club had a jug on the par 5 12th on the weekend. :lol:

[LeftyHoges]

Not an OZgolfer, but the head pro at my club had a jug on the par 5 12th on the weekend. :lol:

How!? There's nothing there to hit!?!?

[Courty]

How!? There's nothing there to hit!?!?

I can only assume he got a bit loose & hit a tree. The ladies tees are about 80m in front, remember.

[LeftyHoges]

I can only assume he got a bit loose & hit a tree. The ladies tees are about 80m in front, remember.

Must have pulled it at least 30° left.

[Courty]

Must have pulled it at least 30° left.

Nah, the trees are much closer than that right behind the ladies tee is where the path comes through from the 11th.

[LeftyHoges]

Nah, the trees are much closer than that right behind the ladies tee is where the path comes through from the 11th.

Hmmm, just googled mapped it.

My bad, 20° left. :mrgreen:

[Shadesy]

http://youtu.be/nTY77F7nICo

[MegaWatty]

http://youtu.be/nTY77F7nICo

That's the swing of Ashes?

Looks more solid than his reputation. I think it might be the black glove.

[Ashes]

That's the swing of Ashes?

Looks more solid than his reputation. I think it might be the black glove.

Gloves.

[MegaWatty]

Gloves.

There it is.

[Ashes]

Today was first day with two, so that's not to blame for previous retardation.

[MegaWatty]

Today was first day with two, so that's not to blame for previous retardation.

Your swing looks so much better than retardation. Clearly it's mental retardation.

[Shadesy]

Your swing looks so much better than retardation. Clearly it's mental retardation.especially with all the support his playing partners give him.

[Johnny Canuck]

Your swing looks so much better than retardation. Clearly it's mental retardation.

To quote Nuff, "nailed it!"

He was happy with the results of this effort.

http://youtu.be/ALHoCCDrvvk

[MegaWatty]

To quote Nuff, "nailed it!"

He was happy with the results of this effort.

http://youtu.be/ALHoCCDrvvk

Is that a green?

[Ashes]

To quote Nuff, "nailed it!"

He was happy with the results of this effort.

http://youtu.be/ALHoCCDrvvk

It was a shit lie with restricted swing. I'd usually either chunk it 6" or blade 20m past the green.

Sitting on the green in no danger of a snake was a good result, as was the nett par.

[Johnny Canuck]

It was a shit lie with restricted swing. I'd usually either chunk it 6" or blade 20m past the green.

Sitting on the green in no danger of a snake was a good result, as was the nett par.

Bumping it on to the green with a putt for par was a much easier shot. Picking it clean as you did was quite a tough shot.

[Ashes]

Bumping it on to the green with a putt for par was a much easier shot. Picking it clean as you did was quite a tough shot.

I made it look easy tho..

[jimandr]

Not an Ozgolfer, but I think Jeff Sluman may have had one at the US Senior Open overnight. Being an American course with about 20 teeboxes it is a bit hard to tell, but his drive went not very far, and straight along the ground. They showed it in slow motion, too.

I was watching the replay this afternoon with the sound turned off, as I often do. The song playing on my ipod at the time? Welcome to my Nightmare, by Alice Cooper!

[3Puttpete]

33493

[Jarro]

33493
Oh dear 😮

[3Puttpete]

Into and out of the tree

[Daves]

Ah the 16th, so much fun sometimes!

[shazza_rs]

The ladies tees must be really forward today!

[Jarro]

The ladies tees must be really forward today!
You mean more forward than they usually are ?!! 😮

[shazza_rs]

On 16 we are on the same tee box. That photo of Pete is past the front of the tee box.

[Jarro]

That's the 5th isn't it ?

[shazza_rs]

Daves said 16th

[Daves]

Daves said 16th

That was my guess, based on time of day and where they were likely on the coruse. But seems I was wrong. I don't think it is the 5th either?

[Jarro]

Ah ok then, that makes more sense

[Jarro]

Sure looks like the 5th to me.

Is that the ladies tee up further on the right..behind the safety fence ?

[peter_rs]

5th

[Daves]

A long way home from there then!

[3Puttpete]

If not for the tree the bird on the 4th green was in trouble.


And no Pete, there's still no "Make fun of someone before you leave the tee then wipe the hole yourself" thread

[jimandr]

Bumping for a former Brisbane resident now calling Melbourne home, who had one on the 18th at Bundaberg on Saturday.

It was a skilful one, too. Smashed into a tree close to the tee and pinballed off a few other trees to fall short. The best part was that cart partner Lagerlover raced off after him before he could play the nest shot and with no intro comment apparently said "schooner of blonde, some type of craft beer for AndyP and I'm not sure what Jim drinks".

I understand there was another one, but I didn't see it, so hopefully someone else will comment.

[SundayHack]

Bumping for a former Brisbane resident now calling Melbourne home, who had one on the 18th at Bundaberg on Saturday.

It was a skilful one, too. Smashed into a tree close to the tee and pinballed off a few other trees to fall short. The best part was that cart partner Lagerlover raced off after him before he could play the nest shot and with no intro comment apparently said "schooner of blonde, some type of craft beer for AndyP and I'm not sure what Jim drinks".

I understand there was another one, but I didn't see it, so hopefully someone else will comment.
Yes I believe I was witness to this same person have one the next day at Coral Cove. Remarkably he managed to have his 6th shot before Shazza even teed off. Outstanding effort

[benno_r]

Yes I believe I was witness to this same person have one the next day at Coral Cove. Remarkably he managed to have his 6th shot before Shazza even teed off. Outstanding effort
Wow, the part about 6 shots may have left out of the post round discussion...

[benno_r]

I don't really know where this belongs, put my playing partner at Coral Cove (who for convenience sake we shall call Jim), managed to nut his second on 6 straight into the long drive sign. It was a powerful shot, albeit a low stinger, but it never looked like missing.

Ball ricocheted forward 10 more meters, but it was maybe the straw that broke the camels back - next shot blocked into the cack.

Certain jug golfer mentioned also might need to check into the sherman thread for his efforts at Maryborough hole 7.

[shazza_rs]

Yes I believe I was witness to this same person have one the next day at Coral Cove. Remarkably he managed to have his 6th shot before Shazza even teed off. Outstanding effort


Wow, the part about 6 shots may have left out of the post round discussion...

I was lucky enough for a birds eye view of this one.

1 Drive out to the right and rattled around in the trees.
2 Shot hit a tree plum in the middle and ricocheted straight right OB.
3 drop
4 repeat 2
5 drop
6 punch shot through trees out onto the fairway.

Drive over to Shazza's tee box.

He also hit a provisional from the tee box as we weren't sure if his first drive was even in.

[AndyP]

The same chap hit a tee shot off the heel of a wood left into the pole of a screen about 20m away on Bundy's 11th (I think) to go OOB on the right.

[highballin]

Just checking in a double jug on the 2nd at Barossa today. Drive hit a tree dropped straight down bad lie topped hybrid next to red marker.:oops:

Playing partners seemed to rejoice in my misery for some reason :-s

[Hatchman]

Just checking in a double jug on the 2nd at Barossa today. Drive hit a tree dropped straight down bad lie topped hybrid next to red marker.:oops:

Playing partners seemed to rejoice in my misery for some reason :-s

Tiss tiss, you kept that very quite from the rest of us.
How's the the advantage the skirts get on that hole. It would have to be some where around the 150m? Bet that hole gives up many jugs [emoji4]

[highballin]

Tiss tiss, you kept that very quite from the rest of us.
How's the the advantage the skirts get on that hole. It would have to be some where around the 150m? Bet that hole gives up many jugs [emoji4]

Yeah I would say I would hit an iron for safety next time but that would be another jug!

[wazamac]

Just checking in a double jug on the 2nd at Barossa today. Drive hit a tree dropped straight down bad lie topped hybrid next to red marker.:oops:

Playing partners seemed to rejoice in my misery for some reason :-s


OOOOOOOOOOOH! REGOICE!!

Can't be all that bad. Still beat me off the stick. I thought the rules clearly state that you have too finish the round to claim your drink (Nadg).

[highballin]

OOOOOOOOOOOH! REGOICE!!

Can't be all that bad. Still beat me off the stick. I thought the rules clearly state that you have too finish the round to claim your drink (Nadg).

Good point Waz!

[nadg63]

OOOOOOOOOOOH! REGOICE!!

Can't be all that bad. Still beat me off the stick. I thought the rules clearly state that you have too finish the round to claim your drink (Nadg).


Good point Waz!

Too late to lodge a protest, already paid out, in more ways than one! ;)

[3Puttpete]

Had an issue with a tree on 18 today and the ball came back. It was 2 metres short of the blues on the way back.

That would have been embarrassing.

[3Puttpete]

Bump for someone.



And bump for the same someone on the next hole.

[Daves]

Bump for someone.



And bump for the same someone on the next hole.
I am surprised you are sober enough to post that!

[wazamac]

Saw 2 on Sunday from 2 fellow Ozgolfers. Different holes. I managed to scrape my duffed driveone past so doesn't count. :wink:

[Lagerlover]

Saw two on 13th today, same player..

44788

[Daves]

Whilst standing on your head?

[LeftyHoges]

Saw two on 13th today, same player..

44788
Gravity is such a heartless bitch.

[Lagerlover]

Had to take it incognito.. it was pretty tense

[Lagerlover]

Phone was confiscated shortly after

[3Puttpete]

Saw two on 13th today, same player..

44788

Wow!

[Lagerlover]

..

[Lagerlover]

What did you do to my phone ffs



#SLUTSGATE

[3Puttpete]

What did you do to my phone ffs



#SLUTSGATE

How could I have done anything? I was busy