Apologies.

[Yossarian]

I have been incorrectly suggesting I was once banned for calling someone a bellend. This was not the case.

As such I apologise to all the mods involved for the time and trouble I have caused in relation to this incident.

The above is 100% genuine.

Cheers.

[LeftyHoges]

In the words of Cat from Red Dwarf:

"This guy is pure class"

[sms316]

I thought that this was about the stolen generation.

[Dotty]

I applaud that AndyP's fundraising software links Yoss' post to this product ...

http://www.cafepress.com/+i_am_a_bellend_large_mug%2C13989377?cmp=pfc--ca--us--001--13989377&utm_term=13989377&utm_content=ChannelAdvisor_US_pricegrabber&utm_campaign=Large%2BMug&utm_medium=productfeed&sourcecode=affiliate&utm_source=CSE&pid=5185601

[Peter]

Why is this a sticky?

You should get banned now for lying about being banned for calling Jaybam a bell end.

[Ashes]

I thought it was JCC he called a bell end?

[AndyP]

Why is this a sticky?
It's stick-worthy.

We await the rest of the apologies now.

[Johnny Canuck]

Why is this a sticky?You should get banned now for lying about being banned for calling Jaybam a bell end. It is natural to think it was JB he was calling a Bellend, but it was JCC.

[LeftyHoges]

We await the rest of the apologies now.

Alright, alright.

I apologise to all those who hurt their backs trying to carry me to bed Friday night of the VIC Champs.

You happy now? :-(

[popper81]

Alright, alright.

I apologise to all those who hurt their backs trying to carry me to bed Friday night of the VIC Champs.

You happy now? :-(

If that is the case, I am sorry for two things:

1. Kicking you in the ribs when you wouldn't go to bed. It was a love tap.

2. Giving you pain killers before you tee'd off at STAB.

[Marto65]

I apologise for being a bell end. Apparently.

Ok ... this may not be the sincerest one in the thread.

[LeftyHoges]

If that is the case, I am sorry for two things:

1. Kicking you in the ribs when you wouldn't go to bed. It was a love tap.

2. Giving you pain killers before you tee'd off at STAB.

1. I more than likely deserved that.

2. I more than likely needed that.

No apologies necessary there mate! :mrgreen:

[Peter]

It is natural to think it was JB he was calling a Bellend, but it was JCC.My apologies JC. As you correctly point out, an easy mistake to make.

[Lobsta]

Just to clear this up, does that mean that referring to people as the end of a bell is acceptable or not?

[AndyP]

Just to clear this up, does that mean that referring to people as the end of a bell is acceptable or not?
It's context dependent.

[Peter]

It's context dependent.
So it's ok when they're being a bellend?

[Lobsta]

And who makes the decision as to their bell-endedness?

I nominate Yoss.

[Ashes]

What else should I be
All apologies
What else could I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write
I don't have the right
What else should I be
All apologies

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
Married
Buried

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn with freezerburn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
Married
Buried
Married
Buried
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

All in all is we all are

[mrbluu]

I apologise for taking time to read this thread..... twice!!!!

[Lagerlover]

What else should I be
All apologies
What else could I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write
I don't have the right
What else should I be
All apologies

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
Married
Buried

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn with freezerburn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy

In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
Married
Buried
Married
Buried
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

All in all is we all are

Beautiful Ashes, just beautiful.

If you have a bit of time, can you write a little ditty about mashed potato?

[Ashes]

Beautiful Ashes, just beautiful.

If you have a bit of time, can you write a little ditty about mashed potato?

Mashed potato, mashed potato
Mashed potato, mashed potato
Mashed potato, mashed potato
Potato
Potato, potato, potato

[Lagerlover]

genius.... thorpe's was the obvious... you're good.

[catch22]

Mashed potato, mashed potato
Mashed potato, mashed potato
Mashed potato, mashed potato
Potato
Potato, potato, potato

Do you do kids birthday parties?

[Lagerlover]

Do you do kids birthday parties?

two words.... BLUE CARD

[matty]

Isn't bell end a lame insult?
Doesn't even sound offensive, just funny.

[hocko]

Why can't we just say knob?
You're a knob.
See, not that bad?

[Marto65]

You like knob better, hocko?

[hocko]

At least most of us mature people understand knob better than bell end.

[Lagerlover]

Helmet

[Webster]

Purple helmeted throbbing custard chucker?

[Eldrick]

just reporting in to use the word Bellend without recourse

[TheNuclearOne]

I've just looked up the good old urban to make sure i have all meanings covered

1.The glans of the p****. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.


"I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains."

2. A fame-hungry, bigoted, economically illiterate idiot, especially one whose hair or face is shaped like a sexual organ. In particular, Donald Trump.


"Did you see that bell-end on the TV debate last night? He makes Sarah Palin look like a sensible candidate. Well, not really."

3. My neighbour is one. And so is her entire family. They are known as a flock of Bell-ends.

"Oi, you're all Bell-ends". This is an example of me saying hello to the family next door.

[Jarro]

Thanks for clearing that up for us TNO ;)

[Marto65]

Is flock the correct collective noun for Bell Ends?

[PeteyD]

A knob of toads?

[Dotty]

A judging panel of bellends.

[Marto65]

A moderation of bellends.

[PeteyD]

A wank of bellends

[Hatchman]

A fist full of Bellends

[Jarro]

A wank of bellends

Weiner !!!!

[IanO]

A Tower of Bellends?

[Lagerlover]

A mouthful of bellends?

[Marto65]

A mouthful of bellends?

This made me laugh very much. I think it's a winner.

[mrbluu]

A mouthful of bellends?

Would the proper term be a gaggle of bellends???

[PeteyD]

gargle?

[mrbluu]

gargle?

I think a gargle is the area where the group of bellends have just exited.....

[Lagerlover]

I think a gargle is the area where the group of bellends have just exited.....

Just emailed the good people at Oxford.... You are in like Binh.

[mrbluu]

Just emailed the good people at Oxford.... You are in like Binh.


:smt023

[Dotty]

A Shire of bellends.

[dc68]

A flogsock of bell ends.

[Courty]

A shank of bell ends.

[dc68]

A fashion show of bell ends?

[Jarro]

A docking of bell ends

[Hatchman]

A head of bell ends.

[Lobsta]

A courtesy bus of bell ends.

[sms316]

A Queenslander of bell ends

[sms316]

Bump for popper81.

[Johnny Canuck]

A Pooper of Bellends?

[Lagerlover]

A Pooper of Bellends?

winner