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sms316
31st March 2013, 05:23 PM
The back yard is getting overrun by the bastards. Apart from practicing punch 7 irons, what is the most effective way to get rid of them?

FYI the dog inhabits the back yard so keep this in mind.

mike
31st March 2013, 05:25 PM
Motor vehicle.

mike
31st March 2013, 05:26 PM
Or Dettol in a spray bottle. Kills 'em dead.

sms316
31st March 2013, 05:31 PM
Or Dettol in a spray bottle. Kills 'em dead. Is that the one that burns them? I'm okay with inflicting a slow, painfull death.

mike
31st March 2013, 05:34 PM
Dunno. Clogs their pores or lungs or something like that. Kills them surprisingly quick too.

Daves
31st March 2013, 05:44 PM
Dettol has a "poison" in it that causes Toxic Shock Syndrome and kills them quickly.

Lagerlover
31st March 2013, 06:20 PM
Get a monkey.

PM sent

markTHEblake
31st March 2013, 06:22 PM
Kerosene in a squirt bottle

mike
31st March 2013, 06:49 PM
Apart from practicing punch 7 irons,
Be careful with that. That cane toad goo in your eyes can blind you.

Horrible, vile creatures.

Dotty
31st March 2013, 06:57 PM
Seiko S-Yard forged irons

Waddzy
31st March 2013, 07:02 PM
Seiko S-Yard forged irons

Depends on the shafts you use with them though dotty...

Ronny
31st March 2013, 08:16 PM
Stun with a bat and then a lit bunger in the mouth! Keep the dog inside though.

Apart from that super soaker and detoll or salt!

markTHEblake
31st March 2013, 08:30 PM
forgot to mention, after squirting them with Kero, set them on fire. Jump, jump, jump....pop! Used to do it all the time as kids.

Definietly do not try to use petrol though, cos the buggars dont stay still while you try to spray them. We set half the road on fire.

AndyP
31st March 2013, 08:40 PM
Posts reported to RSPCA.

Steve
31st March 2013, 08:44 PM
Posts reported to RSPCA.

Why do they know a better way ;)

markTHEblake
31st March 2013, 08:52 PM
Cane toads are not human, they are evil and must be exterminated.

Hux
31st March 2013, 10:21 PM
In a bag and into the freezer. Or flick them over the fence into the neighbours salt water pool........My neighbours don't have a saltwater pool.

bergsey
1st April 2013, 12:18 AM
Evidence that god hates easties...

Shadesy
1st April 2013, 12:26 AM
6 iron?

Xray
1st April 2013, 07:33 AM
Torch and a hunting knife.

markTHEblake
1st April 2013, 10:06 AM
Evidence that god hates easties...The cane toads are migrating west.

Jackson
1st April 2013, 10:12 AM
The cane toads are migrating west.

So are all the easties...
Coincidence?

sms316
2nd April 2013, 07:08 AM
Dettol works very well. A cane toad genocide is now well underway.

PerryGroves
2nd April 2013, 08:46 AM
Keep up the good work SMS, have they crossed the NSW border yet? Do I need to get the dettol before prices rise.

Peter
2nd April 2013, 09:47 AM
Word is that the presence of cane toads now being used to determine eligibility for the QLD SOO team - on that basis, the little ****ers are everywhere!

popper81
2nd April 2013, 01:22 PM
Word is that the presence of cane toads now being used to determine eligibility for the QLD SOO team - on that basis, the little ****ers are everywhere!

Link?

Mububban
2nd April 2013, 02:08 PM
Evidence that god hates easties...

He must hate us too now because they've made it to the Kimberley, only a matter of time before they're all over WA :(

http://www.dec.wa.gov.au/management-and-protection/animals/cane-toads.html


I lived in QLD when I was 7, I still remember seeing drivers do sudden swerves to flatten a cane toad. A worthwhile pursuit.

Lagerlover
2nd April 2013, 02:23 PM
It's a cheap night out for the kids...

Daves
2nd April 2013, 06:40 PM
The pussies in WA have apparently banned dettoling Toads, supposedly because toxic shock is considered inhumane. Tell that to all the native fauna and domestic pets that die from toxic shock from the Toad poison.

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/cane-toad-poison-banned/story-e6frg12c-1225715177178

markTHEblake
2nd April 2013, 06:47 PM
What do these pussies (treehuggers) in WA have to say about abortions then?

Peter
2nd April 2013, 07:05 PM
What do these pussies (treehuggers) in WA have to say about abortions then?
Same thing, it's fine provided you don't use Dettol.

Lagerlover
2nd April 2013, 07:55 PM
The pussies in WA have apparently banned dettoling Toads, supposedly because toxic shock is considered inhumane.

So no striking with tampons then?

sms316
2nd April 2013, 08:24 PM
I noticed this evening that some of the weeds in the corner of the yard have browned off. Dettol strikes 2 for 1. Brilliant.