Henno's coming to Perth

[henno]

Dear Ozgolf,

I've always embraced my inner wanker and fittingly I'll be dragging my sorry arse to the home of the WAnker - sunny Perth - between the 11th and the 18th of next month. I'm officially in town for a wedding on the 13th but have a completely free day on the 12th while the little lady is off doing bridesmaid stuff or whateverthefook. Anyway, I'll be staying in Aubin Grove which, while not very central to Perth proper, is rather conveniently located near all of the other places I plan on visiting. I may or may not have other free days also but that is to be determined by she-who-is-paying-the-airfare.

Sooo....

a) Does anyone want a game of golf on the 12th of April, bearing in mind that I haven't swung a club in forever?
b) If yes, does anyone want to lend me some of their benched golf gear for said game, as I am not taking my kit with me?
c) I'll be attending drinkies with a bunch of people I don't know on the night of the 14th at a venue yet to be determined if anyone wants to come along and be merry.
d) Adlo: Do I get a discount at your coffee joint? I'll need a regular caffeine hit.


Lots of love,
henno.

[Yossarian]

I am sure something can be arranged, I for one will be free on the 12th.

We could play marri park.

Kwinana or Kennedy could work. I am sure we can wrassle some clubs up, fit is having a sale soon.

[Johnny Canuck]

Will try and make it out fo sho.

[Ashes]

I'll still be on holidays so should be a chance for a hit, provided family commitments don't intervene.

[sms316]

This should be a good gauge of where you WAnkers are at. If you clowns can't beat henno then you are no chance of getting your hands on the Nullabor Cup.

[henno]

I don't say this very often: I agree with SMS.

[idgolfguy]

Available as well at this stage, too.
Where is Aubin Grove - one of the new suburbs.

[Johnny Canuck]

Rubin will beat Henno.

[simmsy]

AG down near success/Cockburn.

Near fwy.

[rubin]

Rubin will beat Henno.

will I?

I probably need to play if I was going to... might be the first hit with the new clubs if theyre here on time.

[dc68]

It lives.......

[Jarro]

It lives.......

..... and it has woman !

[Johnny Canuck]

AG down near success/Cockburn. Near fwy. It also has Success with Cockburn.

[idgolfguy]

Looks like KB is most convenient or Royal Fremantle.

[Golfnut]

Looks like KB is most convenient or Royal Fremantle. Could work for a Friday arvo hit.

[hocko]

Noooooo! I have to pick up the family from the airport that arvo. Damn!

[simmsy]

Send them a Charter Vehicle.
They'll appreciate the thought and its cheaper than a cab.

[adlo]

Henno, you most certainly will get a discount. As you are staying in the middle of nowhere, you will deserve/need a discount if you make it to my humble coffee stop.

We are closed weekends.

I would be keen for a social hit on the Saturday. Count me in.

[Golfnut]

12th is a Friday

[Golfnut]

Close up early Adz and bring coffees for all. ;)

[adlo]

Ah crap. Shame that. I was thinking ANZAC day was Friday a few weeks later.

[Zeusgolf]

I'm up for a hit.....and can lend you some sticks too.

[henno]

Good stuffs. This is coming along nicely.
It is worth mentioning that my GL number has lapsed, and I would be quite partial to a hit (read: spanking) at KB.

[simmsy]

Won't need GL at kb. They let anyone on there.

Except Saturday mornings when they like to have empty timeslots and groups of two's not fours.

[Johnny Canuck]

Good stuffs. This is coming along nicely.It is worth mentioning that my GL number has lapsed, and I would be quite partial to a hit (read: spanking) at KB. I can book you in at KBay under the name M Court. Just get his golflink number.

[Courty]

I can book you in at KBay under the name M Court. Just get his golflink number.

:-s

[Peter]

Make sure he dresses the part as well.

[Zeusgolf]

Good stuffs. This is coming along nicely.
It is worth mentioning that my GL number has lapsed, and I would be quite partial to a hit (read: spanking) at KB.

You get my half primary set as im using my back up atm.

Cobra ZL Driver (back up)
Adams pro gold irons
Adams pro gold hybrids 2 to 4
Tour Fit built maltby wedges (backup)
Cobra Carry Bag

Need to track down a putter for you.

Hope that is sufficiant ?

[henno]

You get my half primary set as im using my back up atm.

Cobra ZL Driver (back up)
Adams pro gold irons
Adams pro gold hybrids 2 to 4
Tour Fit built maltby wedges (backup)
Cobra Carry Bag

Need to track down a putter for you.

Hope that is sufficiant ?

More than sufficient!

I'll just putt with a wedge if I have too ;)

[simmsy]

The way I've gone lately, i should have 3 or 4 you could use to get you through.

[rubin]

I have a spare belly putter if u feel like cheating.

[Ashes]

My TourFit putter will be available if a 36" putter is your thing.

If this is at Kennedy Bay I might have a crack at carrying 18 for the first time.

[Ashes]

Just had a look at the golf voucher book thinking it may be useful for this. Offers a massive discount of $5 off the standard rate... They must have got JamesCC to prepare it.

[hocko]

My TourFit putter will be available if a 36" putter is your thing.

If this is at Kennedy Bay I might have a crack at carrying 18 for the first time.

Clubs?

[Johnny Canuck]

Points.

[Ashes]

My TourFit putter will be available if a 36" putter is your thing.

If this is at Kennedy Bay I might have a crack at carrying 18 for the first time.


Clubs?

Bag for 18 holes.


Points.

You're expecting improvement from me?

[rubin]

You're expecting improvement from me?

No.

Sunburn and heatstroke - yes

[popper81]

Just had a look at the golf voucher book thinking it may be useful for this. Offers a massive discount of $5 off the standard rate... They must have got JamesCC to prepare it.

Pure gold. ;)

[hocko]

Is this at Freo or K'Town?

[Ashes]

Is this happening?

[Golfnut]

Freo's greens were being done yesterday & today so maybe not a good option.

[hocko]

Is Henno still coming?

[Ashes]

I'm still interested in a hit if he's not coming, if anyone wants to be seen on a golf course with a goth chopper.

[idgolfguy]

Still keen.

[markTHEblake]

Last I heard he just finished an intense gym workout and pulled a muscle lifting up a wet towel in the showers afterwards.

[Ashes]

Last I heard he just finished an intense gym workout and pulled a muscle in the showers afterwards lifting up a wet towel.

Pulling a muscle in the showers is a great way to relax after a hard workout!

Edit -So I've been told anyway.

[Zeusgolf]

I'm off on friday, up for a hit still.

[Zeusgolf]

Pulling a muscle in the showers is a great way to relax after a hard workout!

Edit -So I've been told anyway.

and its a good place to hide.

[henno]

I'm still coming. I still have Friday "free day" to do whateverthefook I feel like. My gold shoes are already in WA, the rest of me will be there tomorrow night.

[hocko]

So? Where are we playing?

[Yossarian]

The showers?

[henno]

For the record, I'd never injure myself in the showers. What do you think this is, amateur hour? I am a man-shower pro.

I can't, however, climb a rope.

[Ashes]

So? Where are we playing?

Henno was keen on KB I think. Kwinana was mentioned as well, which MIGHT enable those interested to get on the PGN comp (I've sent them a message to confirm).

If we can confirm numbers I don't mind trying to book.

For memory we've got Henno, Hocko, Zues and ID in. I think JC and Yoss might have expressed interest too.

[henno]

I think JC and Yoss might have expressed interest too.

These tossbags had better turn up!

[Ashes]

Henno, do you have any preference for tee off times?

[henno]

Not really at all, actually. That said, hitting off in the first group would suck a little as it would mean I have to get up super early while on holidays and I have nowhere to be after the game so I gain nothing. If I can waste as much of the day as possible that'd be perfect. :)

[Yossarian]

Kennedy Bay afternoon, perfect punishment.

[Ashes]

I'll call tomorrow and see if we can get something around mid morning.

[Johnny Canuck]

Early arvo!

[Ashes]

Early arvo!

Are you playing?

[Johnny Canuck]

All depends on the time. Go with what the masses want, I will see what I can do.

[henno]

All depends on the time. Go with what the masses want, I will see what I can do.

You know you want to... (http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/34157-Have-a-hit-with-Henno-Friday-12th-April-2013)

[Johnny Canuck]

Middle of the work day, 60kms from my office. Worst possible timing.

Will definitely catch up for a drink.

[henno]

Is anyone driving from Perth proper able to pick me up on the way through? My sources tell me you have to drive through the suburb I'm staying at on the way to KB.

[hocko]

I'll call tomorrow and see if we can get something around mid morning.
Timings yet?

[Ashes]

I started a new thread Hocko. 11.30 at KB

[idgolfguy]

Is anyone driving from Perth proper able to pick me up on the way through? My sources tell me you have to drive through the suburb I'm staying at on the way to KB.
Can do!

[Golfnut]

Can do! ID's car + Zeus driving = fun for henno.

[idgolfguy]

ID's car + Zeus driving = fun for henno.
Not in the city!

[henno]

Can do!

Legend. I'm staying at Auban Grove. I'll update the street address as soon as I know.

[Ashes]

Gents, have shifted this to 1pm to accommodate those working in the morning.