Calling Ozgolf Tradesmen

[Marto65]

Guys ...

In need of the following to do up our existing lounge room.

Electrician.
Plasterer
Painter.

Let me know if you have these skills please.

[Jarro]

I can drink your beer

[Lagerlover]

I can watch... I like to watch

[Lagerlover]

I thought "plasterer" was another name for barman...

[Marto65]

I'm sick of you 'tradesmen' coming over here, three weeks late, drinking my beer, watching someone work, trying to do my wife.

[Lagerlover]

I'm sick of you 'tradesmen' coming over here, three weeks late, drinking my beer, watching someone work, trying to do my wife. whoa, whoa, whoa.! I'm just there to watch mate... maybe press the record button if needed... but that's it.

[timah!]

Marto, I'll PM you the name of a sparky who is a good friend of ours. He may be able to help you out.

[Jarro]

timah to the rescue !!!

huzzah !!!!

[sms316]

I'm sick of you 'tradesmen' coming over here, three weeks late, drinking my beer, watching someone work, trying to do my wife. Any chance of using the tradesman's entrance?

[live4golf]

I have got the plumber's crack from hell :)

[muldude]

I could do a design and put out for tender for ya ;-)
Sorry just a stupid engineer......I like to watch also

[Daves]

Squishy can put up Blinds to stop Lager perving through the windows.

[haysey]

Yes I can do the one way mirrors you were wanting.

[Lagerlover]

Yes I can do the one way mirrors you were wanting. Thanks Hayseykeep my requests to PM's though please mate.

[haysey]

Oh you're right. Marto wanted the mirror on the ceiling. My bad.

[Golfnut]

You're in the wrong state Mario, I have all 3 trades in my favourites on my mobile ;)

[Peter]

I used to live next door to a stripper who liked to dress up as a plumber. Carried an interesting tool belt...

[Lobsta]

I used to live next door to a stripper who liked to dress up as a plumber. Carried an interesting tool belt...

You used to live next door to Popper?

[Lagerlover]

This is crap Mario, you've started a genuine thread, and morons have just turned it on its head.
I feel for you mate. No really, I FEEL FOR YOU.. Sometimes I even pretend it's your hand touching me.

[popper81]

You used to live next door to Popper?

You're cute. Wait until I ring crime stoppers and tell them you sell me gear.

[Marto65]

What a crack up. Thanks Timah and Popper. Much appreciated with the help.

[Lobsta]

You're cute. Wait until I ring crime stoppers and tell them you sell me gear.

Wait until I call crime stoppers and tell them you called me cute and tried to get me into your Winnebago.

[timah!]

No worries Marto. Good luck. I was sure I knew a painter too.

[Lagerlover]

What a crack up. Thanks Timah and Popper. Much appreciated with the help.

Ouch!!

[golfbound]

Can't help here but can do garage doors lol


Guys ...

In need of the following to do up our existing lounge room.

Electrician.
Plasterer
Painter.

Let me know if you have these skills please.

[Marto65]

Any of you blokes want to eat the carpet too ?

[sms316]

Carpet. Pfft.

[Marto65]

We only put carpet down to stop lefty sleeping there ..

[Golfnut]

Dont drop any burgers, carpet is 'Fits prefered serving suggestion.

[popper81]

Marto, and truth in rumour you are actually making lots of doorways in your longue room, so you have somewhere to put your couches?

[timah!]

Marto, any joy with the sparkie I mentioned?

[Marto65]

We haven't used anyone yet Timah. Still shopping for light fittings. Plus, we've decided not to put a TV in that room.

[timah!]

It's good fun all this reno stuff, isn't it?!

[Marto65]

Oh yeah. We've had the wallpaper removed last week. Only been here 12 years. Slowly doing each room. Only 2 to go.

[timah!]

We will be sitting on '2 to go' for a while now!

[Peppas]

Anyone a sparky at all? I need some advice on some old ceramic/porcelain fuses :)

[chappy1970]

I used to be Peppas, pm the question and your mobile number and I will buzz you if I have the answer

[Peppas]

I used to be Peppas, pm the question and your mobile number and I will buzz you if I have the answer

OK, Chappy I think I still have your email addy, can I flick you an email with some pics?

Won't be until this evening, about to head out for todays chopfest I mean medal stroke round. Thanks :)

[chappy1970]

No problems mate chappy1970 at gmail dot com if you don't have it

[goughy]

And if the answer is wrong, then you really may be getting a 'buzz'

[Lagerlover]

And if the answer is wrong, then you really may be getting a 'buzz' shocking.

[chappy1970]

Some of you blokes really missed your calling in life :)

[goughy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ofUyPYsJ1M

[Minor_Threat]

Anyone a sparky at all? I need some advice on some old ceramic/porcelain fuses :)

Elec Eng here mate, can help also if required..

[goughy]

Don't Eng's just draw stuff on paper?

[AndyP]

Troll.

[goughy]

I better be careful, otherwise someone will remind me that they see people doing my job on better homes and gardens all the time ;)

[Minor_Threat]

Don't Eng's just draw stuff on paper?Hmmm..Ill let that go through to the keeper!

[goughy]

:)

[IamViva]

I better be careful, otherwise someone will remind me that they see people doing my job on better homes and gardens all the time ;)
i see people do your job on better homes and gardens all the time.

[Peppas]

Elec Eng here mate, can help also if required..

Thanks mate! I'll see how Chappy goes :)

[dannycallaz]

Anyone a sparky at all? I need some advice on some old ceramic/porcelain fuses :)

G'day peppas,

Sparky here running my own show down here in canberra shoot with any questions more than willing to help out a fellow oz golfer.

Cheers!

[Peppas]

Thanks Danny... looks like Chappy is able to help me out. Thanks though!

[dannycallaz]

Thanks Danny... looks like Chappy is able to help me out. Thanks though!

No worries, there's been a whole new rules and regulations amendments and rule changes come out in January this year.

It makes things a bit tricky for those who may have been out of the industry for more than 2+yrs.

Happy to help if needed. All the best!

[mrbluu]

Oh yeah. We've had the wallpaper removed last week. Only been here 12 years. Slowly doing each room. Only 2 to go. Sounds like my place, nothing moves too quickly around here. It took me about 2 years to so the kitchen after buying the appliances.