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sms316
12th February 2013, 10:23 AM
Take a good look at this WAnkers. It is about as close as any of you are going to get.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/5611F574-94B3-41C0-A8E3-2DF15916EAF8-1961-00000124F8278277.jpg

Marto65
12th February 2013, 10:28 AM
Did you photoshop that to put grey bits around my ears?

sms316
12th February 2013, 10:35 AM
Did you photoshop that to put grey bits around my ears?
That is actually the vapor trail of victory.

solarman
12th February 2013, 10:41 AM
Did you photoshop that to put grey bits around my ears?

Wolverina :)

sms316
12th February 2013, 10:43 AM
It looks like we might be taking over an extended squad this year. I hope our dominance last year doesn't kill off the concept.

#jackforcaptain

Marto65
12th February 2013, 10:55 AM
Might be a reflection off the cup ... that I'm holding ... the Nullarbor Cup ... the gold one.... the one thats in our keep.

TourFit
12th February 2013, 12:36 PM
did you photoshop that to put grey bits around my ears?

Golfnut & Wingnut?

Shadesy
13th February 2013, 11:46 AM
The look of disappointment on golfnut's face tells the story.

Pieface
13th February 2013, 12:14 PM
Disappointed he had to pay full whack for his dinner?

Ashes
13th February 2013, 12:15 PM
Got the Friday off for this. Just need to learn how to play golf...

hocko
13th February 2013, 12:17 PM
Do you seriously have to give that much notice?

TourFit
13th February 2013, 05:43 PM
Got the Friday off for this. Just need to learn how to play golf...

Then you won't get picked...

Shadesy
13th February 2013, 06:12 PM
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Shadesy
19th February 2013, 06:25 PM
The Course has been Selected.

WAnkers Watch your PM's.

Easties need not Apply ;-)

Johnny Canuck
19th February 2013, 06:28 PM
True "home course" advantage, bitches.

Marto65
19th February 2013, 07:02 PM
True "home course" advantage, bitches.

Oh no, not Royal Hartfield !

sms316
19th February 2013, 07:27 PM
Nullabor Links?

Webster
19th February 2013, 07:40 PM
The venue is irrelevant when the home team plays with no heart.

dc68
19th February 2013, 07:41 PM
Yay Uncle Jack is BACK!!!!



No homo....

simmsy
19th February 2013, 08:40 PM
Look fwd to another dance do u jack 'ol boy? ;)

Webster
19th February 2013, 08:42 PM
simmsy, you can be my biatch anytime....I won't be so gentle next time.

sms316
19th February 2013, 08:45 PM
You tell him, Captain Jack.

simmsy
19th February 2013, 08:46 PM
What can be worse than going in dry?

Shadesy
19th February 2013, 08:48 PM
Last year was just making you guys feel welcome.

This year we're here to play.

Webster
19th February 2013, 08:50 PM
Not even your cheating handicap can save you and your loser mates Shadesy.

Shadesy
19th February 2013, 08:52 PM
Not even your cheating handicap can save you and your loser mates Shadesy.

Sounds like you want me to break your heart again.

Webster
19th February 2013, 09:00 PM
I don't know how you sleep at night mate....

Shadesy
19th February 2013, 09:04 PM
I don't know how you sleep at night mate....

Your tears keep me company.

Marto65
20th February 2013, 07:12 AM
I propose a rule change for Nullarbor Cup II.

Instead of playing of your current handicap, everyone plays off their ANCHOR.

That way, everyone is playing off the best handicap they had in the last 12 months.

It stops the last minute handbrakes to get more shots.

sms316
20th February 2013, 07:16 AM
Well that settles it. No way Ferrins is coming now.

Webster
20th February 2013, 07:18 AM
Your tears keep me company.

I thought Rubin and Yoss kept you company.

Marto, good idea. Or we can just play off the stick in handicap order.

Veefore
20th February 2013, 07:52 AM
I propose a rule change for Nullarbor Cup II.

Instead of playing of your current handicap, everyone plays off their ANCHOR.

That way, everyone is playing off the best handicap they had in the last 12 months.

It stops the last minute handbrakes to get more shots.

That's definitely not the worst idea I've heard.

The old handicap system was based on your "potential" while the current one is on "form".
Playing on your anchor would be a bit like playing under the old handicapping system.

sms316
20th February 2013, 07:57 AM
The anchor handicap should be used in all OZgolf champs.

Marto65
20th February 2013, 08:08 AM
The anchor handicap should be used in all OZgolf champs.

Big statement .. but worth a heated discussion.

It would benefit the guys playing to the best of their ability.

Another idea is that everyone could play off their ANCHOR + 4. That way we could all sandbag!

simmsy
20th February 2013, 08:10 AM
The Easties are sounding worried. Trying to manipulate the rules to suit themselves. Classic entry level tactics.

Shadesy
20th February 2013, 08:20 AM
I thought Rubin and Yoss kept you company.

Marto, good idea. Or we can just play off the stick in handicap order.

Only on the Weekend.

I always like off the stick and with Fromy, pencil and JC all a chance this year we have planet of firepower Up top. Depends on our captain though.


The anchor handicap should be used in all OZgolf champs.

Cool, I'll still be off 10 for this.

Golfnut
20th February 2013, 08:27 AM
Fook me, why don't we all just use 'Nutcap if we're all going to ignore the proper handicapping system.....you Yeasties must collectively be crapping yourselves to resort to this rubbish.

Marto65
20th February 2013, 08:29 AM
Fook me, why don't we all just use 'Nutcap if we're all going to ignore the proper handicapping system.....you Yeasties must collectively be crapping yourselves to resort to this rubbish.

Sandbagger.

sms316
20th February 2013, 08:31 AM
Fook me, why don't we all just use 'Nutcap if we're all going to ignore the proper handicapping system.....you Yeasties must collectively be crapping yourselves to resort to this rubbish. Why wouldn't we be crapping ourselves after you lot gave us such a fright last year?

simmsy
20th February 2013, 08:31 AM
Nuts on 13 he would have to get out to 23 before he could be considered sandbagging.

Webster
20th February 2013, 08:32 AM
Before I take the WAnkers advice to "crap myself", can someone remind me what the final score was for the 2012 Nullabor Cup please?

Golfnut
20th February 2013, 08:44 AM
Big statement .. but worth a heated discussion.It would benefit the guys playing to the best of their ability.Another idea is that everyone could play off their ANCHOR + 4. That way we could all sandbag!This is a great idea and better yet, to even the field, we should all be able to take whatever PEDs Jack's on too.

simmsy
20th February 2013, 09:32 AM
I like it. It will make little to no difference overall. It takes away any possible sandbagging that is looked upon in similar terms that the afl looks at Melbourne fc and their non-tanking.

Marto65
20th February 2013, 09:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYE9hJyaEtw

popper81
20th February 2013, 09:37 AM
I think on current form, Mario will struggle to make the team..... a poor showing down south has a few questioning his ability when it matters. I am happy to play water boy, for has-beens.... but this is getting beyond a joke.

sms316
20th February 2013, 09:42 AM
Has beens are plenty good enough against these nuff nuffs.

simmsy
20th February 2013, 09:44 AM
It allows the captains the ability to pick his team more on current form as well.

Webster
20th February 2013, 09:44 AM
popper81, I've not met you, but I have read a lot of the dribble you post on this fine website. Not sure you are Eastie material to be honest.

If you do make the trip west this year, you can caddie for me on the Friday. Part of your learning experience. You will learn many things, and certainly witness some Wankers getting a bit of a touch up, but not in the way that Yoss or Rubin would normaly do it.

Marto65
20th February 2013, 09:46 AM
I think on current form, Mario will struggle to make the team..... a poor showing down south has a few questioning his ability when it matters. I am happy to play water boy, for has-beens.... but this is getting beyond a joke.

Pull your head in ... it's not played in Victoria. It's in PERTH.

We might let you know where the trials are for this team at some stage mate ... but innagrual winning captains go straight in.

I cant believe they havent put up a statue at Bunbury of our winning side.

Webster
20th February 2013, 09:48 AM
Marto, good idea. Suggest that any members of last years winning team are automatic selections for this year, with any vacancies in the team subject to pre-qualifying.

sms316
20th February 2013, 09:49 AM
So where is this being played now? Kennedy Bay?

popper81
20th February 2013, 10:11 AM
popper81, I've not met you, but I have read a lot of the dribble you post on this fine website. Not sure you are Eastie material to be honest.

If you do make the trip west this year, you can caddie for me on the Friday. Part of your learning experience. You will learn many things, and certainly witness some Wankers getting a bit of a touch up, but not in the way that Yoss or Rubin would normaly do it.

Caddie for you, wow what an honour....... and quite unlikely.


Pull your head in ... it's not played in Victoria. It's in PERTH.

We might let you know where the trials are for this team at some stage mate ... but innagrual winning captains go straight in.

I cant believe they havent put up a statue at Bunbury of our winning side.


Teary Tuesday.... you're a day late... It is Wetty Wednesday. Cheer up.

Ned
20th February 2013, 10:14 AM
Congratulations Captain Jack on your appointment.

Easties have a proven winning formula on enemy territory, so no matter what course the WAnkers choose and choose to withhold details on Easties will still prevail.

So which WAnker polled the best in their Captain elect thread?

Tapatalk doesn't show the details.

Shadesy
20th February 2013, 10:24 AM
So where is this being played now? Kennedy Bay?

Directions to the course will be SMS'ed (pun intended) to the Captain on Friday Morning.

Golfnut
20th February 2013, 10:25 AM
Caddie for you, wow what an honour....... and quite unlikely. Teary Tuesday.... you're a day late... It is Wetty Wednesday. Cheer up. Aaahhhh, in fighting....that's the spirit!

Webster
20th February 2013, 10:27 AM
NK, thanks, I'm honored and proudly accept the Captaincy of the Eastie team. I hope to do as well as Marto did last year when he led the team so strongly.

Jack.

PS, start sucking up big time Popper if you want to be considered for the team. I expect competition for the final spots to be very competitive.

sms316
20th February 2013, 10:36 AM
Jack,

Any early predictions for who will be popper's best ball partner?

Marto65
20th February 2013, 10:38 AM
Jack,

Any early predictions for who will be popper's best ball partner?

The orange peeler?

popper81
20th February 2013, 10:40 AM
PS, start sucking up big time Popper if you want to be considered for the team. I expect competition for the final spots to be very competitive.

No doubt, some of the talent talking about coming over already, I will be lucky to get a spot, even in the seconds.

Shadesy
20th February 2013, 10:41 AM
I would like to Formally Announce HOCKO as the WAnkers Captain who will lead us to Redemption.JC has kindly fallen on his sword after the team underperformed around him, but he is there to concentrate on bringing home the points this year.Congrats Hocko, may our best team win.

Marto65
20th February 2013, 10:42 AM
Geez .. announcing their new captain on their ex captains birthday ... what a knife through the heart.

Happy Birthday Ex Captain Canuck.

sms316
20th February 2013, 10:43 AM
Lets hope that dick in a socko rises just a little bit after last years' limp performance.

luza
20th February 2013, 10:45 AM
I would like to Formally Announce HOCKO as the WAnkers Captain who will lead us to Redemption.JC has kindly fallen on his sword after the team underperformed around him, but he is there to concentrate on bringing home the points this year.Congrats Hocko, may our best team win.

Well done Shadesy, good to see the WAnkers tradition of coming second with the announcement of your Captain after the Easties.

Congrats Hocko, obviously you were the best polling WAnker in the election thread.

sms316
20th February 2013, 10:55 AM
JC has kindly fallen on his sword Lubin kindly swallowed the sword.

Johnny Canuck
20th February 2013, 10:56 AM
Well done Shadesy, good to see the WAnkers tradition of coming second with the announcement of your Captain after the Easties.Congrats Hocko, obviously you were the best polling WAnker in the election thread.Hocko's appointment came with my blessing and endorsement.A changing of weightclasses from Super Heavyweight to Featherweight should cause mass confusion for the fat boys from the Eat side of the country.

Shadesy
20th February 2013, 10:57 AM
Well done Shadesy, good to see the WAnkers tradition of coming second with the announcement of your Captain after the Easties.Congrats Hocko, obviously you were the best polling WAnker in the election thread.Mate they don't let Mexicans vote in the US Election.

Webster
20th February 2013, 10:59 AM
How can Hocko be captain when Cosmo got the most votes? Rigged!

hocko
20th February 2013, 11:00 AM
Well done Shadesy, good to see the WAnkers tradition of coming second with the announcement of your Captain after the Easties.

Congrats Hocko, obviously you were the best polling WAnker in the election thread.
No.

Marto65
20th February 2013, 11:02 AM
How can Hocko be captain when Cosmo got the most votes? Rigged!

To be fair mate ... Hocko got 2 to Cosmo's 20 .. Hocko's 2 was obviously enough ..

Shadesy
20th February 2013, 11:07 AM
How can Hocko be captain when Cosmo got the most votes? Rigged!As said above.The Poll was rigged, as it allowed those from outside the WAnker community to vote. This made the "opinion' Poll null and void.I am sensing some scared Easties....

Webster
20th February 2013, 11:11 AM
To be fair mate ... Hocko got 2 to Cosmo's 20 .. Hocko's 2 was obviously enough ..

I can understand why they went with Hocko as Captain after his strong performance last year....

Marto65
20th February 2013, 11:12 AM
I'm so scared ... I dont even know which course it's on at. How will the spectator know?

Geez mate ... I already out-talked Tourfit ... what else have you got ...

LeftyHoges
20th February 2013, 11:18 AM
Are we seriously going to have 8 months of trash talk here? :lol:

simmsy
20th February 2013, 11:22 AM
Why u scared Marto?

You're not even making the trip!

Come to think of it, why you even in this thread?

Mods - club14 this mutha****a!

Shadesy
20th February 2013, 11:26 AM
Well well well...

He's so scared he's not coming.

Lets hope Popper shows more spirit.

Marto65
20th February 2013, 11:28 AM
It's not official yet ... I may have to make the trip....

After last year when I reduced Tourfit to crawling around and eating off the floor ... WHO'S NEXT ?

hocko
20th February 2013, 11:29 AM
I can understand why they went with Hocko as Captain after his strong performance last year....
Do i sense sarcasm?

simmsy
20th February 2013, 11:34 AM
Jacks greatest weapon is blown now anyway. We're prepared for the boredom of watching you this year. What else u got.

Shadesy
20th February 2013, 11:34 AM
Gold Marto.

Peter
20th February 2013, 11:50 AM
Hocko's appointment came with my blessing and endorsement.A changing of weightclasses from Super Heavyweight to Featherweight should cause mass confusion for the fat boys from the Eat side of the country.
Outstanding work (if intentional), or one of the best typos I've seen (if unintentional).

Johnny Canuck
20th February 2013, 12:51 PM
Outstanding work (if intentional), or one of the best typos I've seen (if unintentional). I can assure you that it was 100% intentional.

Webster
20th February 2013, 01:25 PM
Whilst I would love to keep posting entertaining commentary for you lonely WAnkers this arvo, I am rather busy ( 18 points front nine).

sms316
20th February 2013, 01:27 PM
Whilst I would love to keep posting entertaining commentary for you lonely WAnkers this arvo, I am rather busy ( 18 points front nine).
Nice sig. Would you like me to contact jaybam and find out if the Club 45 logo is licenced?

TourFit
20th February 2013, 02:19 PM
Shadesy...what happened to the PM to WAnkers regarding the Nullabor Cup course?

Marto65
20th February 2013, 02:22 PM
Shadesy...what happened to the PM to WAnkers regarding the Nullabor Cup course?

Mate ... if you didn't get it .... i hate to be the one to tell you ...

hocko
20th February 2013, 02:37 PM
Mate ... if you didn't get it .... i hate to be the one to tell you ...

The captain has made a decision. :)

sms316
20th February 2013, 02:44 PM
As silly as it might sound, I wouldn't mind seeing Binny as the Nullabor Cup venue. Would be a cool matchplay track.

hocko
20th February 2013, 02:45 PM
Not silly at all
But you have no vote;)

sms316
20th February 2013, 02:49 PM
While we hold the trophy we have a big vote.

Marto65
20th February 2013, 02:55 PM
While we hold the trophy we have a big vote.

Yep ...

I think we Easties should book something ... if they want the trophy, they can come to us and try to win it.

sms316
20th February 2013, 02:58 PM
"Look at the scoreboard pal".

A lovely phrase that Marto can use at most OZgolf events.

simmsy
20th February 2013, 02:59 PM
Binningup is being cored that week.

sms316
20th February 2013, 03:01 PM
Simmsy,

Just tell them Jack is playing.

sms316
20th February 2013, 03:08 PM
Yep ...I think we Easties should book something ... if they want the trophy, they can come to us and try to win it. Well since we are hosting, how about The Cut?

Shadesy
20th February 2013, 03:10 PM
Well since we are hosting, how about The Cut?

You've beaten half our team already if that was the choice.

Unfortunately it isn't your choice.

Ned
20th February 2013, 03:13 PM
Well...... Seeing as this is being played along Ryder Cup style, it is our choice.

Nice choice Mudguts.

Shadesy
20th February 2013, 03:16 PM
DC would be in trouble again...I own the Cut!

Lucky for him it is not. :-)

Marto65
20th February 2013, 03:17 PM
DC would be in trouble again...I own the Cut!

Lucky for him it is not. :-)

Not yet ... we havent booked it.

TourFit
20th February 2013, 05:39 PM
Shadesy...what happened to the PM to WAnkers regarding the Nullabor Cup course?


Mate ... if you didn't get it .... i hate to be the one to tell you ...


The captain has made a decision. :)

Wow...I didn't see that coming when I posted :roll:

dc68
20th February 2013, 08:50 PM
Wow...I didn't see that coming when I posted :roll:



I hope it hasn't floored you.....

hocko
20th February 2013, 09:15 PM
Haha, nearly a good one.
Fit we are 8 months out, plenty of time to get me onside by way of really cheap golf gear ;)

TourFit
20th February 2013, 09:22 PM
Remind me of why I need you onside?

Ned
20th February 2013, 10:32 PM
Fit, start Hocko off with a driver that gets him past the red tee markers consistently at OZgolf Champs?

hocko
20th February 2013, 10:36 PM
GGF Ned, how was my drive on 4?

Golfnut
20th February 2013, 11:06 PM
LOL @ your Avatar hocko.

Golfnut
20th February 2013, 11:07 PM
Sorry......Captain Hocko!

hocko
20th February 2013, 11:14 PM
;)

Ned
21st February 2013, 05:00 AM
GGF Ned, how was my drive on 4?

Wasn't as strategically placed as the shot to get so close to the ladies tee box placement one..........

Veefore
21st February 2013, 07:43 AM
Congrats on the selection of Hocko for captain. I'm sure he'll be an excellent leader.

hocko
21st February 2013, 08:56 AM
Wasn't as strategically placed as the shot to get so close to the ladies tee box placement one..........
I was merely showing the visitors where not to be. :)

Webster
21st February 2013, 09:51 AM
Hocko, whilst its a long way off until NCII, I propose that in a rematch of sorts, the final grouping should again feature Lefty and I vs Simmsy and you, with you and I in a singles match (Capt v Capt) and lefty and Simmsy head to head.

Do you accept the challenge?

hocko
21st February 2013, 09:53 AM
I will have to put this forward to the inner circle, i mean Match Commitee for deliberation. :)

sms316
21st February 2013, 10:10 AM
Since we hold the trophy this match is going to be on out terms. A such I have made a formal enquiry with The Cut an after speaking to my old mate James he has given us a rate of $69pp including carts. The greens are being cored on Oct 1 so I doubt that will be an issue.

Webster
21st February 2013, 10:13 AM
I will have to put this forward to the inner circle, i mean Match Commitee for deliberation. :)

A strong Captain would just make the decision Hocko. Don't be a weakling like JC was last year, you know how that ended for you guys...

hocko
21st February 2013, 10:15 AM
I agree with Capt Vs Capt.
Just not sure of the Lefty Vs Simmsy match up.

Webster
21st February 2013, 10:17 AM
I agree with Capt Vs Capt.
Just not sure of the Lefty Vs Simmsy match up.

If you have no confidence in Simmsy (understandable), then leave him out of your team.

hocko
21st February 2013, 10:20 AM
A strong Captain would just make the decision Hocko. Don't be a weakling like JC was last year, you know how that ended for you guys...
I am strong....check out the left gun!
23021

Shadesy
21st February 2013, 10:20 AM
Don't let these scared easties bully you captain.


Wanting to pick the course and now the matchups.

I smell fear.

Webster
21st February 2013, 10:24 AM
I am strong....check out the left gun!
23021

Is that JC's hand on your nut sack?

Webster
21st February 2013, 10:25 AM
I smell fear.

Been sniffing your putter grip again?

Johnny Canuck
21st February 2013, 10:26 AM
Team bonding.

Shadesy
21st February 2013, 10:30 AM
Shawn

We went away from Mandurah due to coring on the 23rd of September, so coring on the 1st of march is even worse.

Also the Cut is in financial trouble (I've heard) and therefore I am not sure what condition it would be in.

Plus it's our state, our rules :-)

hocko
21st February 2013, 10:31 AM
Is that JC's hand on your nut sack?
That's my other hand you clown!

Webster
21st February 2013, 10:33 AM
That's my other hand you clown!

Ummm...has JC given you a half chubby, which you are trying to cover up?

hocko
21st February 2013, 10:35 AM
We're really good mates

Johnny Canuck
21st February 2013, 10:37 AM
The only thing the Eaties can choose is the first pairing to nominate.

sms316
21st February 2013, 10:38 AM
Shawn

We went away from Mandurah due to coring on the 23rd of September, so coring on the 1st of march is even worse.

Also the Cut is in financial trouble (I've heard) and therefore I am not sure what condition it would be in.

Plus it's our state, our rules :-)
Try to find some rules that keep it competitive this year. Perhaps Canuck can play against popper?

Hopefully the cup hasn't disinegrated after dc68 has been continuously drinking bourbon out of it.

sms316
21st February 2013, 10:39 AM
I am strong....check out the left gun!
23021
The two of you look like heroin addicts in that pic.

hocko
21st February 2013, 10:40 AM
Take a good look at this WAnkers. It is about as close as any of you are going to get.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh170/smsmith1976/5611F574-94B3-41C0-A8E3-2DF15916EAF8-1961-00000124F8278277.jpg

To GolfNut's food.

sms316
21st February 2013, 10:42 AM
Not bad hockwah. 9 days for a comeback line.

hocko
21st February 2013, 10:44 AM
Not bad hockwah. 9 days for a comeback line.
Thanks Schaughn, I'm here all week.

sms316
21st February 2013, 10:46 AM
Thanks Schaughn, I'm here all week.
And hopefully a few days next week.

Dotty
21st February 2013, 10:51 AM
Shouldn't the Nullabor Cup alternate between a west coast course and an east coast course?

Anything less smells like the New York Yacht Club blue blazers.

Johnny Canuck
21st February 2013, 10:52 AM
Thanks Schaughn, I'm here all weak.Ftfy. Burn.

simmsy
21st February 2013, 10:54 AM
if you wish to pay for 10 of our troops to come across and pay for babysitters for the better halves then were all for it.

there are moves afoot for a west invasion of sort in 2014 but i doubt we will get enough numbers for west v east, but we will happily nominate to go in the draft for the MP comp over in Vic.

sms316
21st February 2013, 10:54 AM
Shouldn't the Nullabor Cup alternate between a west coast course and an east coast course?

Anything less smells like the New York Yacht Club blue blazers.
Consideration has been given to following the example set by The Ashes. We will only bring a replica over to the west.

popper81
21st February 2013, 10:59 AM
if you wish to pay for 10 of our troops to come across and pay for babysitters for the better halves then were all for it.

there are moves afoot for a west invasion of sort in 2014 but i doubt we will get enough numbers for west v east, but we will happily nominate to go in the draft for the MP comp over in Vic.

After the limped wristed display from my union team mates, you guys could get belted again this year, and still get a spot.

Golfnut
21st February 2013, 11:03 AM
To GolfNut's food. I could've eaten the crutch out of a low flying duck that night....I ate half of Mario's chips while he was dicking around posing for the photo.

Shadesy
21st February 2013, 11:06 AM
I could've eaten the crutch out of a low flying duck that night....I ate half of Mario's chips while he was dicking around posing for the photo.

Not winning a point is tiring work Nut.

sms316
21st February 2013, 11:08 AM
Not winning a point is tiring work Nut. That's what DC said.

Golfnut
21st February 2013, 11:10 AM
Not winning a point is tiring work Nut. WTF?? Gave it a good shake, grumpy only won 1up and he played a blinder. I won't go on for the sake of unity.

Shadesy
21st February 2013, 11:20 AM
WTF?? Gave it a good shake, grumpy only won 1up and he played a blinder. I won't go on for the sake of unity.

Only just trying to fire the team up Nut :-)

hocko
21st February 2013, 11:27 AM
WTF?? Gave it a good shake, grumpy only won 1up and he played a blinder. I won't go on for the sake of unity.


Only just trying to fire the team up Nut :-)
Who said he's in the team this year? ;)

Golfnut
21st February 2013, 11:35 AM
Only just trying to fire the team up Nut :-) Not your best effort.....but carry on.

Pieface
21st February 2013, 11:42 AM
Only just trying to fire the team up Nut :-)

Roasted Nuts?

Golfnut
21st February 2013, 11:53 AM
Roasted Nuts? One's better than none ;)

LeftyHoges
21st February 2013, 12:13 PM
I agree with Capt Vs Capt.
Just not sure of the Lefty Vs Simmsy match up.

Fair point there Capt. Hocko...

OMS is particularly frail after the beating at the hands of flusher Jack last year. To be beaten again by someone of less talent could send him over the edge. He may never play again!

Webster
21st February 2013, 12:31 PM
Well said Lefty - scared is the worst excuse of all.

Shadesy
21st February 2013, 12:34 PM
You want some of this Lefty...

I should be out to 13 by then

Webster
21st February 2013, 12:37 PM
Shadesy, your cheating handicap cannot fully compensate for the vanity handicaps of your teammates.

sms316
21st February 2013, 12:42 PM
Hocko - will you be encouraging any of your subordinates to play off the stick matches this year?

hocko
21st February 2013, 12:54 PM
Only if caps are within one shot and the WAnkers agree.

LeftyHoges
21st February 2013, 03:12 PM
You want some of this Lefty...

I should be out to 13 by then

I'll make sure I'm out to 7 by then and in bed at the same amount (with a locked door to save me from love spuds).

Bring it on!!!

:razz:

Webster
21st February 2013, 04:09 PM
Lefty, why is Hocko so frightened to accept you as a match up for Simmsy?

rubin
21st February 2013, 04:13 PM
Lefty, why is Hocko so frightened to accept you as a match up for Simmsy?

it's not lefty being an opponent to Mrs Simms - its Mrs Simms having an opponent thats concerning

Webster
21st February 2013, 04:25 PM
Rubin, based on that comment alone, I'd have to conclude that everything your fellow WAnkers have been saying about you is true.

rubin
21st February 2013, 04:37 PM
Rubin, based on that comment alone, I'd have to conclude that everything your fellow WAnkers have been saying about you is true.

enlighten me.

LeftyHoges
21st February 2013, 04:43 PM
Lefty, why is Hocko so frightened to accept you as a match up for Simmsy?

Well if I was a betting man (and I am) I would say that capt. Hocko assumes himself to be better than Simmsy. And as I beat capt. Hocko last year, ergo I am better than Simmsy too.

I ASSUME. :mrgreen:

simmsy
21st February 2013, 05:34 PM
No one is scared about me not bei g able to deliver. We're just stating the facts. When it comes to mp, well frankly, it stinks. So the WA skip will not want me facing anyone of real pedigree.
IF and it is a big IF I make the team my opponent could become the first OG person to lose to me.

sms316
21st February 2013, 06:02 PM
No one is scared about me not bei g able to deliver. We're just stating the facts. When it comes to mp, well frankly, it stinks. So the WA skip will not want me facing anyone of real pedigree. IF and it is a big IF I make the team my opponent could become the first OG person to lose to me. Sorry to be the one to tell you this but jarro is unlikely to play.

Webster
21st February 2013, 06:16 PM
enlighten me.

sorry mate, but I don't want to get anyone into trouble.

rubin
21st February 2013, 06:31 PM
sorry mate, but I don't want to get anyone into trouble.

Thats soft Jack.

Webster
21st February 2013, 06:32 PM
That's not what your mum said....

rubin
21st February 2013, 06:36 PM
My mums dead.


Thanks though.

Webster
21st February 2013, 06:39 PM
Must have been your sister then.

rubin
21st February 2013, 06:58 PM
We've already been over this.


She doesn't do old or fat guys. As u fall into both categories, you would SOL.

Ur gonna have to do better.

sms316
21st February 2013, 07:00 PM
We've already been over this. She doesn't do old or fat guys. As u fall into both categories, you would SOL. I gonna have to do better.It's funny how siblings end up polar opposites.

Webster
21st February 2013, 07:04 PM
Whilst I am tempted to report that disappointing personal attack, I will let it slide in the interests of maintaining good east/west Ozgolf relations. I may not be so generous next time though.

rubin
21st February 2013, 07:14 PM
It's funny how siblings end up polar opposites.

i know. Its hard work looking this good all the time.


Whilst I am tempted to report that disappointing personal attack, I will let it slide in the interests of maintaining good east/west Ozgolf relations. I may not be so generous next time though.

getting a bit precious?

Webster
21st February 2013, 07:15 PM
getting a bit precious?

I've been getting a lot, precious.

rubin
21st February 2013, 07:17 PM
I've been getting a lot, precious.

http://cinemade.startlogic.com/conair-fag.gif
you do seem to have lost weight.......

Webster
21st February 2013, 07:19 PM
No, I have grey hair Rubin, I'm more like this:

http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/clooney-globes/george-clooney-stacy-keibler-golden-globes-2013-red-carpet-02.jpg

IamViva
21st February 2013, 07:42 PM
you were hotter in ER jack... just saying

sms316
21st February 2013, 07:43 PM
Jack - what's that old saying about arguing with an idiot?

rubin
21st February 2013, 07:46 PM
Jack - what's that old saying about arguing with an idiot?

he's not arguing with you.

sms316
21st February 2013, 07:49 PM
he's not arguing with you. Of course not. Us Easties don't need to get involved in internal squabble.

Ned
21st February 2013, 07:51 PM
Jack - what's that old saying about arguing with an idiot?


he's not arguing with you.

You haven't got an eBay auction open at the same time have you Chorn?;)

Johnny Canuck
21st February 2013, 08:01 PM
I've been getting a lot, precious.

:lol:

Shadesy
21st February 2013, 09:26 PM
No, I have grey hair Rubin, I'm more like this:



Lol.

tommyg
21st February 2013, 09:55 PM
No, I have grey hair Rubin, I'm more like this:http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/clooney-globes/george-clooney-stacy-keibler-golden-globes-2013-red-carpet-02.jpg Well you certainly gave Nuffie the horn Jack.

TourFit
22nd February 2013, 11:19 AM
George isn't a low 'capper Jack...take your pick, which would you rather be?

Webster
22nd February 2013, 11:53 AM
Easy decision TF.

Golfnut
22nd February 2013, 12:49 PM
Shame you can't trade one for the other hey Jack?

Webster
22nd February 2013, 02:09 PM
George would give anything to be a 1 handicapper.

Marto65
22nd February 2013, 02:22 PM
George would give anything to be a Nullarbor Cup winner.

FTFY jack.

Golfnut
22nd February 2013, 02:44 PM
:lol:

hocko
22nd February 2013, 02:57 PM
George would give anything to be a 1 handicapper.
So clearly you had to sacrifice looks for a 1 handicap.

Webster
22nd February 2013, 03:20 PM
So clearly you had to sacrifice looks for a 1 handicap.

No mate I'm still dead sexy. What's your excuse?

hocko
22nd February 2013, 03:20 PM
I blame my parents, they weren't good golfers either.

sms316
18th April 2013, 09:42 AM
Just a reminder that the Nullabor Cup will be on display at Toowoomba tomorrow as it is the trophy for all easties.

simmsy
18th April 2013, 09:47 AM
Boooooooooooooo

Shadesy
18th April 2013, 09:59 AM
Last time they will see it.

sms316
18th April 2013, 10:01 AM
Last time they will see it.
Really? Are you bringing in Lubin this year with his all-conquering power game?

Yossarian
18th April 2013, 10:04 AM
I might be in with a lower handicap than Shadesy.

Shadesy
18th April 2013, 10:07 AM
I might be in with a lower handicap than Shadesy.

I hope so ;-)

My record speaks for itself.

simmsy
18th April 2013, 10:14 AM
Shadesy is a shoe-in providing he kills the match by the 14th.
Dormi 4 is not a place Shadesy wants to be.

BayBum
18th April 2013, 02:13 PM
Dont peak too early Yoss.

dc68
18th April 2013, 08:12 PM
Just a reminder that the Nullabor Cup will be on display at Toowoomba tomorrow as it is the trophy for all easties.



Gee, thanks for the heads up. Glad I looked in here.

Johnny Canuck
18th April 2013, 08:14 PM
I know what you were really looking for.

dc68
18th April 2013, 08:42 PM
Shut it Yank.

sms316
30th April 2013, 11:46 AM
Have you buttplugs decided on a venue yet or are we just going to turn up wherever we want?

Johnny Canuck
30th April 2013, 12:02 PM
You will find out the week prior.

dc68
30th April 2013, 12:04 PM
WAnkers.

Ashes
30th April 2013, 12:08 PM
Hocko - are you going to pick the WAnker team based on lowest handicaps or some other method?

Yossarian
30th April 2013, 12:10 PM
http://pointwaltergolf.com.au/

Pieface
30th April 2013, 12:26 PM
He'd pick whoever is sitting on anchor + 5 shots wouldn't he?

FoxGolf
30th April 2013, 12:33 PM
Not if the best they can play to is anchor + 10?

hocko
30th April 2013, 12:52 PM
Hocko - are you going to pick the WAnker team based on lowest handicaps or some other method?
Not necessarily


He'd pick whoever is sitting on anchor + 5 shots wouldn't he?
We may be playing off anchors.....undecided yet though.

Ashes
30th April 2013, 01:04 PM
Not necessarily

Cool - just let me know what I need to (in terms of golf performance or bribes) and I'll get it sorted :)

hocko
30th April 2013, 01:05 PM
Cool - just let me know what I need to (in terms of golf performance or bribes) and I'll get it sorted :)
Probably shoot below 85 for your next 30 odd rounds :)

Ashes
30th April 2013, 01:10 PM
Probably shoot below 85 for your next 30 odd rounds :)

Hmmm

Can you name a $$ amount please?

rubin
30th April 2013, 01:19 PM
what about someone such as myself? playing off my anchor (basically) already

hocko
30th April 2013, 01:25 PM
Cool - just let me know what I need to (in terms of golf performance or bribes) and I'll get it sorted :)


what about someone such as myself? playing off my anchor (basically) already
Gents, it is a handicapped event so one would assume that certain players will be matched with opponents of comparable talent.
We will need to see the list of tossers coming from the East before we ascertain who will get a game and who will be playing whom.

hocko
30th April 2013, 01:26 PM
Schaughn, can we please photoshop Golfnut's ugly mug from the OP please?

rubin
30th April 2013, 01:32 PM
Gents, it is a handicapped event so one would assume that certain players will be matched with opponents of comparable talent.
We will need to see the list of tossers coming from the East before we ascertain who will get a game and who will be playing whom.

lol pulling the piss mate.

I plan on dropping the cap considerably by that stage anyway.

sms316
30th April 2013, 01:35 PM
Schaughn, can we please photoshop Golfnut's ugly mug from the OP please? Sure. After you clowns tell us where the venue is.

sms316
30th April 2013, 01:36 PM
lol pulling the piss mate.I plan on dropping the cap considerably by that stage anyway. Your power game will sort that out.

rubin
30th April 2013, 01:42 PM
Your power game will sort that out.

gotta play to my strengths, and your missus seems to think my 'power game' is good enough......

sms316
30th April 2013, 01:43 PM
gotta play to my strengths, and your missus seems to think my 'power game' is good enough...... Looking at your handicap, I'd suggest giving up on the power game and instead try to find the hole. Any hole if you have to.

Marto65
30th April 2013, 01:47 PM
We'll let you know who and how many are coming over when you announce the venue.

Shadesy
30th April 2013, 02:18 PM
First choice venue is Coring...

Second Venue is underway.

Captain Hocko, are you suggesting I keep my handicap at around the same level? I can do that :-)

simmsy
30th April 2013, 03:10 PM
I would suggest easing slightly heaf.

I will loan some sand if need be.

Ashes
30th April 2013, 03:13 PM
I still don't have an anchor. My cap can be whatever you want it to be Hock ;)

Shadesy
30th April 2013, 03:52 PM
i think having more than 5 points for a front 9 is a pre-requisite for selection.

Ashes
30th April 2013, 04:40 PM
i think having more than 5 points for a front 9 is a pre-requisite for selection.

Would you have dropped Bradman after he failed once?

Shadesy
30th April 2013, 05:28 PM
Would you have dropped Bradman after he failed once?

Bradman already played last year

Yossarian
30th April 2013, 05:32 PM
Rubes didn't play man.

Pieface
30th April 2013, 05:46 PM
Bradman middled golfballs all day with a cricket stump.

Can you middle a golfball with a golfclub Ashes?

:mrgreen:

FoxGolf
30th April 2013, 05:55 PM
Would you have dropped Bradman after he failed once?

He did get dropped after making 18 and 1 in his first test Ashes.:)

simmsy
30th April 2013, 06:03 PM
hahaha awesome!

well done fox! great song too.

Ashes
30th April 2013, 06:14 PM
Bradman middled golfballs all day with a cricket stump.

Can you middle a golfball with a golfclub Ashes?

:mrgreen:

Mate, I put up Bradmanesque numbers every time I step onto a golf course ;)

hocko
30th April 2013, 06:15 PM
Could all WAnkers who intend to attend this prestegious event let me know ASAP and what your current anchor is and i will start the selection process :)

Johnny Canuck
30th April 2013, 06:16 PM
2

hocko
30th April 2013, 06:17 PM
2
You may have to qualify

Johnny Canuck
30th April 2013, 06:19 PM
No worries. Nut, ashes and I, off the stick. Low score wins and the other two are not eligible?

Yossarian
30th April 2013, 06:20 PM
13.8 and sinking.

Ashes
30th April 2013, 06:22 PM
Could all WAnkers who intend to attend this prestegious event let me know ASAP and what your current anchor is and i will start the selection process :)

I'm in. Don't have an anchor yet but just assume it'll be around 3, give or take.

rubin
30th April 2013, 06:23 PM
Could all WAnkers who intend to attend this prestegious event let me know ASAP and what your current anchor is and i will start the selection process :)

17.5

I am fully expecting to have this down around 12ish by champs time.

Yossarian
30th April 2013, 06:27 PM
Playing Maylands and Glen Iris should help.

Shadesy
30th April 2013, 06:33 PM
I'm in. Don't have an anchor yet but just assume it'll be around 3, give or take.

Asked for anchor, not predicted points.

9.4, currently on 9.7 so expect it to drop...

If I want to that is ;-) (hi Jack)

rubin
30th April 2013, 06:33 PM
Playing Maylands and Glen Iris should help.

I was thinking more the Vines, Mandurah and Secret Harbour, with the occasional Joondalup, Wembley, Gosnells or Hartfield thrown in for fun.

Yossarian
30th April 2013, 06:37 PM
Race to 12?

rubin
30th April 2013, 06:40 PM
Even better.

$100.

between you and me Yoss, whoever has the highest reduction in handicap based on % wins. Cut off time is Nully Cup tee off.

Johnny Canuck
30th April 2013, 06:41 PM
Box

Yossarian
30th April 2013, 06:42 PM
what are you off?

Click golfrink in my sig.

Very funny canuck.

Johnny Canuck
30th April 2013, 06:44 PM
Click golfrink in my sig. Very funny canuck. Rubes ruined it with the edit.

rubin
30th April 2013, 06:45 PM
Click golfrink in my sig.

Very funny canuck.


Box


Rubes ruined it with the edit.

Sorry lads

Yossarian
30th April 2013, 06:45 PM
Even better.

$100.

between you and me Yoss, whoever has the highest reduction in handicap based on % wins. Cut off time is Nully Cup tee off.

**** that I've already dropped 6 shots in the last 4 months so I am pretty much done with reduction.

rubin
30th April 2013, 06:47 PM
**** that I've already dropped 6 shots in the last 4 months so I am pretty much done with reduction.

soft

Yossarian
30th April 2013, 06:48 PM
Not soft, good management.