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Ferrins
8th February 2013, 03:49 PM
A right Nigel on the practice green at Vic Park today. Talking at the top of his voice in a continious flow of razaaromics to his mate. Comadering the joint with all his different drills. Seriously wanted to do a Clockwork Orange on him. His name was actually Shaun as I heard his mate address him. Why is it that all Shaun's are knobs?
sms316
8th February 2013, 03:53 PM
Prick probably spells it "Sean".
Lagerlover
8th February 2013, 03:54 PM
When did the practice green turn into a gay haunt?
popper81
8th February 2013, 03:54 PM
Why was sandbags practicing?
Ashes
8th February 2013, 03:55 PM
Seriously wanted to do a Clockwork Orange on him. You talking "ultra violence" or "in-out" here?
Ferrins
8th February 2013, 04:08 PM
Scratch wedge to the knee cap.
Lagerlover
8th February 2013, 04:13 PM
Better than a spoon up the ass
Marto65
8th February 2013, 04:14 PM
I didn't think you carried wedges ferret. Just 4 putters?
popper81
8th February 2013, 04:16 PM
I didn't think you carried wedges ferret. Just 4 putters? So true.
Moe Norman
8th February 2013, 04:20 PM
You talking "ultra violence" or "in-out" here?

ahah

well played
Ferrins
8th February 2013, 04:22 PM
Planning to unleash some short game wizardry at the champs. Up and down for net birdies;)
TheTrueReview
8th February 2013, 05:37 PM
A right Nigel on the practice green at Vic Park today. Talking at the top of his voice in a continious flow of razaaromics to his mate. Comadering the joint with all his different drills. Seriously wanted to do a Clockwork Orange on him. His name was actually Shaun as I heard his mate address him. Why is it that all Shaun's are knobs?

Wouldn't have happened to have been Vic Park teaching pro Sean Dwyer giving a lesson would it?
CobraSS
8th February 2013, 05:48 PM
Wouldn't have happened to have been Vic Park teaching pro Sean Dwyer giving a lesson would it? LOL if true, Ferret you twit. :-D
Ferrins
8th February 2013, 05:50 PM
Does he wear an old pair of Wests footy shorts when teaching?
popper81
8th February 2013, 05:56 PM
Ferrins, you wanker... hahaha.

Since when did you practice? Serious question. I thought it was against you mantra. Did you hit balls as well?
Ferrins
8th February 2013, 06:04 PM
Flop shots with the putter require intensive practice before one becomes adept.
damoocow
8th February 2013, 09:24 PM
Wouldn't have happened to have been Vic Park teaching pro Sean Dwyer giving a lesson would it?

I had a lesson with Sean Dwyer a couple of weeks ago and I found him to be anything but 'a know it all' - I liked his style of keeping it simple and I'd be happy to recommend him.
FWIW Vic Park is full of doughheads giving their mates lessons - can be very funny sometimes...
Looney
12th February 2013, 01:15 PM
Next time just blade a wedge at his knees or groin that should shut him up, if he says anything just tell him you were put off by the noise
Ferrins
12th February 2013, 02:09 PM
I am adept at wedge blading.
IanO
13th February 2013, 01:19 PM
I am adept at wedge blading. and shanking?
Ferrins
13th February 2013, 02:43 PM
That would lager as I never shank.
virge666
13th February 2013, 04:10 PM
I thought this thread was about a large breasted English cook.

... sigh ....
timah!
13th February 2013, 04:16 PM
I thought this thread was about a large breasted English cook.

... sigh ....

Now THAT would make for a good thread! :D
Ferrins
13th February 2013, 07:11 PM
She could be good at the end of a putting mat.
Lagerlover
14th February 2013, 05:40 AM
She could be good at the end of a putting mat.

I heard she's very good at table tennis.
popper81
14th February 2013, 06:48 AM
I love table tennis!!!
Lagerlover
14th February 2013, 11:26 AM
Some of the cheap balls can smell a bit funny
Daves
14th February 2013, 11:34 AM
She could be good at the end of a putting mat.

Imagine getting locked in the dormitory with her for the weekend!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1aelVs3i17qH9ITY_djFicqKmJxreB 5jjuQ4_ilIc37_lV5LSDA
Lagerlover
14th February 2013, 11:40 AM
Imagine getting locked in the dormitory with her for the weekend!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1aelVs3i17qH9ITY_djFicqKmJxreB 5jjuQ4_ilIc37_lV5LSDA

No good for your arthritis mate... you'd come out black and blue, quite possibly with a limb missing.
Daves
14th February 2013, 11:42 AM
No good for your arthritis mate... you'd come out black and blue, quite possibly with a limb missing.

A limb or an appendage? The Ferret needs to tell you the Dorm story, it involves biting......
solarman
14th February 2013, 03:44 PM
http://www.foxsports.com.au/golf/swedish-golfer-daniela-holmqvist-uses-tee-to-extract-redback-spider-venom-from-her-leg/story-e6frf3oc-1226577957682
virge666
14th February 2013, 04:08 PM
http://www.foxsports.com.au/golf/swedish-golfer-daniela-holmqvist-uses-tee-to-extract-redback-spider-venom-from-her-leg/story-e6frf3oc-1226577957682

What a crock of shit.
Haystacks
14th February 2013, 10:25 PM
What he said ^^