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LeftyHoges
23rd January 2013, 10:22 AM
Just wanted a bit of public opinion here, you may have noticed that for our "The Union Vs the Confederates" match we have a small conundrum for our players.

This is just an advisory thread, I may end up going with my own thoughts on this matter but if public opinion is overwhelming we can run with it.

The facts:

* Both grumpy and AndyP have ties to Victoria, cant tell you how long either of them were here, but now both live in QLD.

* Canberra is over twice as far to their nearest playing partner from the North as it is to the South. States as far north as Virginia were still aligned to the Confeds.

So the question:

Who should play for the Union (the North, in case anyone is lost)???

AndyP, grumpy, wbennett and monsta65, I advise you to vote late in this thread to save you from aligning yourself with one particular side and alienating possible fellow team-mates if results don't go your way.

Courty
23rd January 2013, 10:30 AM
No offence to Benno & Monsta, but I voted for AndyP so the whole team can take advantage of his course notes. :mrgreen:

Marto65
23rd January 2013, 10:34 AM
Abstaining ... dont want to upset anyone ....

WBennett
23rd January 2013, 10:58 AM
I want to play for the guys in Team Shirts. But I also hate Queenslanders.

LeftyHoges
23rd January 2013, 11:03 AM
I want to play for the guys in Team Shirts. But I also hate Queenslanders.

We will have team shirts also. Just have to figure out what bloody colour the confederacy wore! It seems it was a slightly different shade of blue. Don't know how they didn't end up shooting each other?!

Will most likely be red due to the colour of the Confederate flag.

AndyP
23rd January 2013, 11:07 AM
I will play everyone simultaneously and win.

BenM
23rd January 2013, 11:19 AM
I want to play for the guys in Team Shirts. But I also hate Queenslanders.

This settles it, can we have AndyP and Grumpy please? The course notes are cream on top :D

LarryLong
23rd January 2013, 11:21 AM
I voted for Benno and Monsta, but I couldn't remember which team was which.

Courty
23rd January 2013, 11:25 AM
Common belief is that Confederates wore grey and Union men wore blue..

LarryLong
23rd January 2013, 11:27 AM
Did the confederates wear beige by chance? That would settle it.

sms316
23rd January 2013, 11:39 AM
I voted for Benno and Monsta, but I couldn't remember which team was which. They aren't really sure what team they bat for either.

popper81
23rd January 2013, 12:10 PM
We want want Benno & Monsta... Close the poll.. AndyP has already declared his allegiance to the mexicans. We don't want him.

WBennett
23rd January 2013, 12:35 PM
We want want Benno & Monsta... Close the poll.. AndyP has already declared his allegiance to the mexicans. We don't want him.

The Poppa has spoken.

22032

solarman
23rd January 2013, 12:42 PM
Let the Qld State of Origin selectors decide where you come from :)

Dotty
23rd January 2013, 01:28 PM
Benno and Monsta need to be on South.

They have already welded the car's doors up, painted a Condfederate flag on top and plan to wear their cousin Daisy's shorts and halter tops for the match.

WBennett
23rd January 2013, 05:08 PM
...plan to wear their cousin Daisy's shorts and halter tops for the match.


Monsta even got implants!

LeftyHoges
23rd January 2013, 05:11 PM
Let the Qld State of Origin selectors decide where you come from :)

And when are you putting your entry in Solarman? Someone needs a tough match!

Monsta
23rd January 2013, 06:32 PM
I feel like a dog in a divorce settlement, nobody wants me cause I chew the furniture, but neither side is willing to give me up!!!!!

popper81
23rd January 2013, 07:01 PM
I feel like a dog in a divorce settlement, nobody wants me cause I chew the furniture, but neither side is willing to give me up!!!!!

Mate, you are coming with us... Stay with uncle popper.

sms316
23rd January 2013, 07:03 PM
I feel like a dog in a divorce settlement, nobody wants me cause I chew the furniture, but neither side is willing to give me up!!!!! That's because they know what you can do with Joel Monaghan.

AndyP
23rd January 2013, 07:05 PM
Shouldn't the Qld team wear a red shirt to match their necks?

LeftyHoges
23rd January 2013, 07:16 PM
Mate, you are coming with us... Stay with uncle popper.

The poll says differently...


Shouldn't the Qld team wear a red shirt to match their necks?

Well if thats not declaring an allegiance I dont know what is... :shock:

popper81
23rd January 2013, 07:40 PM
Well if thats not declaring an allegiance I dont know what is... :shock:

No surprises here..... :(

Marto65
23rd January 2013, 08:49 PM
No surprises here..... :(

I agree popper. Sounds like a declaration of intent.

popper81
23rd January 2013, 08:52 PM
I agree popper. Sounds like a declaration of intent.

Let him go... He wants to play courty. Could be Ozgolf's most boring match.

Marto65
23rd January 2013, 08:53 PM
Beauty v beige.

Ned
23rd January 2013, 09:22 PM
Grumpy and AndyP are both Hawthorn tragics.

AndyP
23rd January 2013, 09:35 PM
Well if thats not declaring an allegiance I dont know what is... :shock:I didn't realise that I hadn't declared allegiance. I could play for the others and sabotage though.

LeftyHoges
23rd January 2013, 09:51 PM
Shouldn't the Qld team wear a red shirt to match their necks?


I didn't realise that I hadn't declared allegiance.

Weren't worried this could cause some ill-feeling in the team? :lol:

AndyP
23rd January 2013, 10:13 PM
I doubt that they understood it.

LeftyHoges
23rd January 2013, 10:15 PM
I doubt that they understood it.

And.... poll closed. :lol:

popper81
24th January 2013, 05:25 AM
I doubt that they understood it.

:lol: ****ing Mexicans. Just like SMS, disrespectful s o b's.

WBennett
24th January 2013, 07:56 AM
So am I an honourary Queenslander?

What a stupid I am

Ned
24th January 2013, 08:03 AM
So am I an honourary Queenslander?

What a stupid I am

Chorn's second head, I mean cousin.

Dotty
24th January 2013, 09:22 AM
So am I an honourary Queenslander?

What a stupid I am
You lost the poll, which makes you a confederate.

Here's some handy phrases ... Yee-hah, squeal like a pig and you're welcome.

LeftyHoges
24th January 2013, 09:36 AM
You lost the poll, which makes you a confederate.

Here's some handy phrases ... Yee-hah, squeal like a pig and you're welcome.

haven't lost yet, still an hour to go.

Waiting for a late run!

Marto65
24th January 2013, 09:37 AM
Maybe we could get some "Courty Votes" for them ...

Monsta
24th January 2013, 10:17 AM
Has this been finalised yet? I want to know if I need to start growing a mullet and "have a go at cousin Elly May" again.

LeftyHoges
24th January 2013, 10:33 AM
Has this been finalised yet? I want to know if I need to start growing a mullet and "have a go at cousin Elly May" again.

A near 2:1 ratio agrees with my first thoughts that the players should swap. And I'm nothing if not democratic!

Welcome to the confederacy wbennett & monsta65. Now get to pulling out some teeth and replacing every "o" in your speech with a long, drawn out "aw".

Monsta
24th January 2013, 10:37 AM
Yeehaa

popper81
24th January 2013, 10:38 AM
a near 2:1 ratio agrees with my first thoughts that the players should swap. And i'm nothing if not democratic!

Welcome to the confederacy wbennett & monsta65. Now get to pulling out some teeth and replacing every "o" in your speech with a long, drawn out "aw".


this is a disgrace...... ;)

sms316
24th January 2013, 10:39 AM
Lads,

Hold up your right hand and repeat "Darren Lockyer is not a homo".

LeftyHoges
24th January 2013, 10:41 AM
this is a disgrace...... ;)

You're just upset cos you've got AndyP now! ;-)

Marto65
24th January 2013, 10:42 AM
All good ... AndyP and Grumpy are proven winners....

popper81
24th January 2013, 10:44 AM
You're just upset cos you've got AndyP now! ;-)

I am upset by the following things :

We have AndyP
The poll was stupid, and I voted the wrong way
I am stupid
AndyP has declared us rednecks, and now he is forced to join us
By my own stupidity
We have AndyP
That Courty v. AndyP is no longer an option

AndyP
24th January 2013, 10:44 AM
You're just upset cos you've got AndyP now! ;-)He bloody voted for it according to the poll. I don't think people knew which team was which.

Marto65
24th January 2013, 10:46 AM
Run the Poll again ... Put Northern and Southern ... FFS.

popper81
24th January 2013, 10:49 AM
I am upset by the following things :

We have AndyP
The poll was stupid, and I voted the wrong way
I am stupid
AndyP has declared us rednecks, and now he is forced to join us
By my own stupidity
We have AndyP
That Courty v. AndyP is no longer an option



He bloody voted for it according to the poll. I don't think people knew which team was which.


Run the Poll again ... Put Northern and Southern ... FFS.


Calm down. This is all tongue in cheek. FFS

LeftyHoges
24th January 2013, 10:49 AM
He bloody voted for it according to the poll. I don't think people knew which team was which.

It was explained in the original post.

CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT READ?!?!?! :lol:

Marto65
24th January 2013, 10:49 AM
Calm down. This is all tongue in cheek. FFS

FFS I was calm. FFS.

popper81
24th January 2013, 10:50 AM
Just wanted a bit of public opinion here, you may have noticed that for our "The Union Vs the Confederates" match we have a small conundrum for our players.

This is just an advisory thread, I may end up going with my own thoughts on this matter but if public opinion is overwhelming we can run with it.

The facts:

* Both grumpy and AndyP have ties to Victoria, cant tell you how long either of them were here, but now both live in QLD.

* Canberra is over twice as far to their nearest playing partner from the North as it is to the South. States as far north as Virginia were still aligned to the Confeds.

So the question:

Who should play for the Union (the North, in case anyone is lost)???

AndyP, grumpy, wbennett and monsta65, I advise you to vote late in this thread to save you from aligning yourself with one particular side and alienating possible fellow team-mates if results don't go your way.


This post..... Clear as mud.... :)

Marto65
24th January 2013, 10:52 AM
Has anyone bothered to ask them what team they want to play in?
FFS.

AndyP
24th January 2013, 10:57 AM
This is a ****ing outrage. The mods must act.

Marto65
24th January 2013, 10:58 AM
The mods must act.

I hear they do a good version of Hamlet.

popper81
24th January 2013, 10:59 AM
Jack would solve this.... Where is Jack?

Marto65
24th January 2013, 11:00 AM
Jack would solve this.... Where is Jack?

Putting his "New Mod" jacket on?

grumpy
24th January 2013, 11:12 AM
Hey guys glad to know you love me so much, as long as there is rum available i dont care, been in the states for 4 weeks, and now have a full golf wardrobe, so let me know the colours, may even knock lefty off his perch for colour.
Grumpy.
Anybody need a calaway extreme stiff got one for sale. pm if your interested.

Monsta
24th January 2013, 11:19 AM
This is a ****ing outrage. The mods must act.


I hear they do a good version of Hamlet.

Almost burst something laughing at this one Marto.... :lol: